A/N: Oh dear lord no! Here I go again! With another episode of "Harry
Potter Broadway Style". Thank you guys so very much for the reviews- I
read 'em all and actually listen to 'em. Special thanks goes out to
whatever22 for telling me "but the second chapter wasnt that funny cuz i
didnt no most of the songs". Thanks for the input! That's why this
episode of Harry Potter- Broadway Style features some of the MOST
overplayed songs!
Keep Reviewing, I'll keep on Writing =^_^=
WARNING: Do not read any further- instead SING! (It's much more fun that way!)
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*Back at Gryffindor Common Room, Ron, Hermione, and Harry try to think of their "Most Memorable Hogwarts Moment" a rather odd homework assignment they each were assigned.*
Harry- Hmmm....Do you guys remember Fluffy?
Ron- How could we FORGET? I mean it was a slobbery, three-headed dog.
*Ron, Hermione, and Harry look at the classic 'memory bubble' forming over their heads. They are brought back to the time they first discovered Fluffy.*
Hermione- Alohamora! *unlocks door*
*The three walk instead the room- only to find Fluffy! The three-headed dog!*
Harry- AHHHHHHH!!!! *his screams soon turn into song.*
Who let the dogs out?!
Hermione/Ron- *sings* Who, Who, Who, Who
Harry- *singing*
Who let the dogs out?
Fluffy- Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof!
*The three found Fluffy's weak spot- music! Fluffy falls asleep, and the three are safe.*
*Memory bubble pops*
Ron- Wait! That's not how it happened!
Harry- Hey, it was my memory!
Ron- Well, remember the time I won the Quidditch Cup?
Harry- Um...er...no...You don't even play Quidditch...
Ron- I, the team captain of Gryffindor brought our team to victory- and all the girls were all over me! "Ron!" they said "Just let me touch your hand!" "Oh Ron! He's so dreamy!"
Hermione- Ron...What are you talking about?
*Ron's is lost in his memory bubble that is forming.*
*Ron is standing in the Quidditch Field, holding Quidditch cup. The crowd is cheering and there is a pack of fanatical girls standing around him in awe.*
*Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" starts to play*
Ron- *sings as he struts down from his podium*
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy- it hurts!
*Girls scream as Ron tosses his Quidditch cloak off, and continues with his SNL: 'Mango'ish type dance.*
I'm a model- you know what I mean
I like to do my little turn on the catwalk
On the catwalk
I like to do my little turn on the cat.
*Screaming girls run after Ron- just as Hermione pops his memory bubble*
Hermione- Ron! That NEVER happened!
Ron- What? Ruin my fun- why don't you!!!
Harry- Well, Hermione- you don't have anything written down yet, surprise surprise.
Ron- Yeah, what's your most memorable Hogwarts moment?
Hermione- When I, Hermione Granger- liberated the House Elves!
*Hermione's little memory bubble begins to form.*
*Hermione is surrounded by little elves wearing their own clothes- most dressed Destiney's Child style. Destiney's Child's "Independent Woman" begins to play. Hermione breaks it down with the funky chicken.*
Hermione- *singing*
All the house elves- independent
Throw your socks up at me!
All the mamas making money
Through your socks up at me!
Dobby, I never knew you could get down like that!
Dobby how your house elves get down like that?
Dobby I never knew you could get down like that!
Dobby how your house elves get down like that!
*Ron and Harry both interrupt Hermione's memory bubble from contining to play.*
Hermione- What?!? Never knew I could shake it, did ya? *does the funky chicken again*
*Ron and Harry do not say anything- only look in sheer disbelief.*
Keep Reviewing, I'll keep on Writing =^_^=
WARNING: Do not read any further- instead SING! (It's much more fun that way!)
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*Back at Gryffindor Common Room, Ron, Hermione, and Harry try to think of their "Most Memorable Hogwarts Moment" a rather odd homework assignment they each were assigned.*
Harry- Hmmm....Do you guys remember Fluffy?
Ron- How could we FORGET? I mean it was a slobbery, three-headed dog.
*Ron, Hermione, and Harry look at the classic 'memory bubble' forming over their heads. They are brought back to the time they first discovered Fluffy.*
Hermione- Alohamora! *unlocks door*
*The three walk instead the room- only to find Fluffy! The three-headed dog!*
Harry- AHHHHHHH!!!! *his screams soon turn into song.*
Who let the dogs out?!
Hermione/Ron- *sings* Who, Who, Who, Who
Harry- *singing*
Who let the dogs out?
Fluffy- Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof!
*The three found Fluffy's weak spot- music! Fluffy falls asleep, and the three are safe.*
*Memory bubble pops*
Ron- Wait! That's not how it happened!
Harry- Hey, it was my memory!
Ron- Well, remember the time I won the Quidditch Cup?
Harry- Um...er...no...You don't even play Quidditch...
Ron- I, the team captain of Gryffindor brought our team to victory- and all the girls were all over me! "Ron!" they said "Just let me touch your hand!" "Oh Ron! He's so dreamy!"
Hermione- Ron...What are you talking about?
*Ron's is lost in his memory bubble that is forming.*
*Ron is standing in the Quidditch Field, holding Quidditch cup. The crowd is cheering and there is a pack of fanatical girls standing around him in awe.*
*Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" starts to play*
Ron- *sings as he struts down from his podium*
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy- it hurts!
*Girls scream as Ron tosses his Quidditch cloak off, and continues with his SNL: 'Mango'ish type dance.*
I'm a model- you know what I mean
I like to do my little turn on the catwalk
On the catwalk
I like to do my little turn on the cat.
*Screaming girls run after Ron- just as Hermione pops his memory bubble*
Hermione- Ron! That NEVER happened!
Ron- What? Ruin my fun- why don't you!!!
Harry- Well, Hermione- you don't have anything written down yet, surprise surprise.
Ron- Yeah, what's your most memorable Hogwarts moment?
Hermione- When I, Hermione Granger- liberated the House Elves!
*Hermione's little memory bubble begins to form.*
*Hermione is surrounded by little elves wearing their own clothes- most dressed Destiney's Child style. Destiney's Child's "Independent Woman" begins to play. Hermione breaks it down with the funky chicken.*
Hermione- *singing*
All the house elves- independent
Throw your socks up at me!
All the mamas making money
Through your socks up at me!
Dobby, I never knew you could get down like that!
Dobby how your house elves get down like that?
Dobby I never knew you could get down like that!
Dobby how your house elves get down like that!
*Ron and Harry both interrupt Hermione's memory bubble from contining to play.*
Hermione- What?!? Never knew I could shake it, did ya? *does the funky chicken again*
*Ron and Harry do not say anything- only look in sheer disbelief.*