A/n: Hey guys, Laura here, hope you are enjoying it so far!

This Chapter is dedicated to my Mutti, she's fab and actually was the one who convinced me to write this so a big LOVE YOU! to her :)

(Disclaimer: As usual Louise owns the characters [apart from Callum and Daves family] so no law suits please)

Anyway here is chapter 3!

Chapter 3

1.30pm

Luigis

After we said goodbye to Callum we came to Luigis and Dave ordered us sarnies and coke.

We hadn't really spoken on the way here and I decided to ask him about Callum.

"So you have a half brother?"

Dave sighed and said, "Yeah, same Dad different Mums."

I replied, "We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to?"

It seemed to be a bit of a sore subject.

"No, I do. It's just a bit awkward. I don't really get on with my Dad. He cheated on my Mum with Callum mum when he was on holiday in Scotland. While she was pregnant with me."

I just stayed quiet and let him talk.

"After my mum found out she left him. Later she found out that Claire was pregnant too and my Dad moved to Scotland to live with them. I still saw him at Christmas and stuff and during holidays but then Claire died so Dad's moving back down here and he's brining Callum with him."

"Wow."

That's quite a lot to take in.

Not to mention confusing.

I figured that Claire was Callum's mum.

Dave said, "Yep," and took a swig of his coke.

I reached across the table and took his hand and just smiled at him a little.

Not even bothering to hold my nose in.

I asked, "Do you get on with Callum? He seemed nice enough."

Dave grinned and said, "Yeah he's cool, not as much of a laugh as the biscuit though."

I laughed, "Ah yes but that would be impossible wouldn't it?"

And then the waiter arrived with the sandwiches.

2.30pm

Walking through town

We were just ambling along through town quite happy when who should we run into.

Emma.

She looked like someone had slapped her when she seen me and Dave holding hands.

Oh god please don't let it turn into fisticuffs, I don't want to mess up my hair.

Dave mumbled, "Oh god," under his breath and he squeezed my hand as Emma walked up to us.

"Hi Emma."

She said, "Oh so I see you're with her now."

Uh-oh what ever happened to nice smiley Emma.

"We only broke up a week ago and now you're with this, this... TART!"

Oh that's a bit harsh.

She kept going, "When you said there was someone else, I thought you might have a bit of dignity rather than run off to her."

Dave said "Emma that's enough, you don't even know Georgia."

Emma sneered and said," I've heard enough, like how she used you to try and make some other bloke jealous! Can't you see she's just using you again?"

I sighed and said, "Emma that's not true, I love Dave."

Oops maybe I should have said that to him first instead of to his ex girlfriend.

Dave looked like a goldfish for a minute then he said, "Emma, I love Georgia too. You're a lovely girl but we didn't make each other happy."

She said "Oh and Georgia does? Oh wait I know what kind of happy she makes you."

I think that was supposed to be a dirty joke.

Dave stiffened a bit at that (oo-er) and sighed, "Don't Emma."

Emma was on a roll though, "Ah so she's just good shag? Is that it then? Oww you bitch!"

I just slapped her.

I couldn't believe what she was saying.

Does she really think that Dave is that shallow?

That I'm that much of a slut?

I said rather forcefully, "I think you should leave now."

She replied, "Don't worry I'm going. Oh and Dave you know where to find me when this slut breaks your heart," and stormed off.

I let out a bit of a sob I'd been holding in and Dave pulled me into a hug.

"Shush kittykat, don't worry, don't let her get to you."

I just cried into his shoulder, "Is that really how people see me? As a slut?"

"Of course not Gee, of course not," and he kissed me on the forehead.

I got out my compact and nearly screamed.

I look like Polly the Panda!

Dave said, "Sex Kitty, do you want to go home and fix your make up?"

I nodded, "Yes, please Hornmiester."

3.00pm

Chez Moi

On the way home Dave kept making jokes and being silly to try and cheer me up.

At one point he bumped into an Elderly loon who started hitting him with her handbag.

I was laughing like a loon.

When we got in the Swiss Family Mad were out at Uncle Eddies.

I had at least a thousand (we 8) messages from the Ace gang, but they can wait.

I took Dave up to my room

5 minutes later

Dave is lying on my bed reading How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love with You, while I am fixing my makeup.

Dave laughed and said, "This book is complete and utter wubbish! It's the biggest load of bollocks I've ever read!"

I replied, "Wewwy, it worked,"

"What?"

Oops I said that while putting lippy on.

"I meant, really? It worked. The advice I mean."

"Well that as it may be Kittykat, but do I look like an elastic band to you?"

"Well no, not really..."

"My point exactly."

"It's a meta-ma-jig."

"Gee, do you mean a metaphor?"

"Yes, that too."

"You're mad!"

Before I could reply Dave grabbed me around the waist and pulled me down onto the bed and said, "Gee, do you really love me?"

I nodded, "Yes."

Dave grinned his cheeky grin and said, "Good, cause I love you too."

And with that we started snogging for England.

30 minutes later

We got up to number 7 when I heard the front door open and Libby running up the stairs.

God you would think that child was an elephant.

Dave and I jumped apart just as the door banged open and the mad toddler ran in.

When she seen Dave the maddest smile ever came onto her face.

Fab, my little sister fancies my boyfriend.

"DAVEYY!"

Dave smiled "Hey Libbs," and she climbed on to his knee.

"Were yous SNOGGLING?"

I tried to calm her down. "Libby stop shouting!"

"NO! BAD GINGEY! ME WANTS TO SNOGGLE DAVEY, BUGGER OFF!"

Charming, just charming.

Dave thought it was hilarious.

Then his phone went.

"Gee, that's my mum texting. Grandmutti's coming over for tea. I have to go. See you tomorrow?"

I smiled, "Sure Dave," and walked him down the stairs.

Mutti and Vati were at the bottom of the stairs arguing.

They stopped when they saw Dave coming down but Vati turned bright red.

Oh bugger.

"Georgia what was a boy doing in your room?"

Dave just smiled and said, "Sorry Mr. Nicolson, I was just helping Gee with her homework."

Dad turned a shade whiter, "Ah, I see, yes well, good. As long as that was all."

Dave didn't miss a beat, "Of course Mr. Nicolson."

"Call me Bob."

I said, "Right, enough Dad, Dave's leaving."

And I steered Dave past the elderly loons and out the front door.

"See you tomorrow Sex Kitty," and he gave me a quick number five.

I smiled and said, "Not if I see you first Hornmeister."

A/n: Well there you go! Chapter 3! Hope you all enjoyed it! I will try to update as often as possible but I'm about a month away from exams so I've got loads of studying to do. I promise to update at least once a week and if I don't then yous can all give me Chinese burns :P

I'm away laughing on a fast camel

Non-lezzie love

Lauraaaaaaa:)