I'm posting case three now! DBZ freakGoten, I was wondering who would say that first. Well, he's pretty stupid sometimes. Okay, most of the time.

Vegeta: And I don't like it!

Cir: And thanks to everyone else who reviewed! Now to bring out case three!

Fee: by the way, i proofread it, so direct any mistake reviews to him! (points at Cir)

Cir: Ok then...Now on with the chapter!

Case 3: King Gucha

Introduction:

This wasn't really much of a case, seeing as I had no clue what the snake was saying, so I brought Kakarott for the translations. He can be pretty handy, and also damn right annoying!

The Case:

I took a seat. I was, once again, my lawyer.

Kakarott took a seat too. He tells me to call him Goku when I write this, but I don't care- OUCH! Alright, alright, I'll write Goku!

"This case has once again, Vegeta as the defendant," the judge said.

"Once again?" Goku said like the idiot he is- OUCH!

The judge nodded. "He's been in here three times this week."

"Has he won any of them?"

"No."

"OBJECTION!" I yelled.

"You lost all of them, I have them on tape!" the judge said before showing some videos. When he was finished, I was mumbling something about a battle axe.

"Now for the case," the judge said. "The snake..."

Gucha, the snake said. King Gucha.

"King Gucha," Goku said.

The judge nodded. "The snake versus Vegeta. Would the snake go to the stand?"

Gucha slithered over to the stand and sat in the chair. I was having extreme stress having the other snakes, particularly Cabrak, be an idiot! I think it may have been annoy the king day, but I don't have a calender, Gucha said.

"He says: 'I was having extreme striss having the other snakes, partical Cabrak, being an idiot. I think it may have been batter the king day, but I don't have a calenendar," Kakarott- uh... force of habit?- said.

The judge nodded. "Continue."

I was slithering through the city, trying to get rid of the stress, when I saw a sign in an alley that said Vegeta could heal stress.

Gucha nodded to Goku. "He was slithering throw the city, trying to get rid of the stress, when he saw a dime in an alley that said Gegumbo could help stress."

Goku nodded to Gucha who shook his head.

He put a difibulater on me, which stopped my heart! I realized my heart wasn't beating, so I smacked him, and my heart hasn't beated since!

"He used a difibulater which stopped his heart, so he hit him and his heart hasn't beta since."

"OBJECTION!" the crazy guy yelled. "OBJECTIONY-JECTION!"

"Why do you come here?"I asked.

"Free donuts," the crazy guy said before doing exactly what he did the previous cases.

I went to the stand. "Everything he says is a lie!" I said. "If his heart hasn't beaten, then why's he still alive?" Gucha slithered to me and I felt his heart beat. "What-do-you know, there is no heart beat," I said before the snake grinned. "I rest my case."

"Vegeta, you do know that you just agreed with the opposer?" the judge asked me.

"Wha?"

The jury walked in. "We find the defendant, Vegeta..." There was a longsilence.

"Well?" the judge asked.

"We haven't decided, the card is blank," the jury member said as he waved the blank card around.

"Then why'd you come back?" the judge asked. "And how hard would it be to decide?"

"We felt like messing with you, we decided on guilty already a while ago!"

Conclusion:

I really hate that judge. I tried to sneak to his house with a battleaxe, but he turned on his porch lights and threw me in a river. It took five hours to get the leaches off and regain conscienceness from the massive blood loss.

Right now, i think it's time for the morals.

Morals:

1. Never trust a snake.
2. Get rid of the donuts, that weirdo is driving me crazy!
3. Never agree with the enemy.
4. the jury is a bunch of liers.
5. Note to self: exterminate the worldwide leach population- er, please don't tell me I published that...

Author Note:

I just realized that I never made a note for last chapter. Well, this will make up for it.

Vegeta: These cases get stupider and stupider.

Cir: Yep!

Vegeta: That was supposed to discourage you...

Cir: Well that failed, it made me want to update quicker! Sorry about the long wait, but while I make a new chapter, review!