Pretty Boys - Chapter 3: The Rest
Summary: The life of Duo's band called Pretty Boys! 1X2 3X4 5X? ~ Might be original character
Warnings: Swearing, yaoi, later it might be a lemon. Oh yeah and Relena bashing! And Brittany Spears bashing. and oh what the heck! I bash anything I don't like!
Rating: R for language, sexual humor, sexual acts
Gothy: (is shoved in front of readers by Nuriko) Hm. Hi. (Paper is thrown at her by Nuriko and picks it up) Nuriko (glares) told me to apologize to all the people I offended because of all the stupid flames overflowing our e-mail. So I'm sorry. (Nuriko smiles and leaves) NOT. (Is whacked by newspaper) X(!
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Why am I so stupid? I messed our whole show up because I tripped over the fucking cord. Stupid cord. Or Wufei would call me a Bin Dan which means stupid in Chinese so whatever.
I sat on the sofa cursing myself. How can I be so stupid! I slapped my head. "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stu-ack!" I yelped when Relena strolled across the room. She smirked at me. She's getting ready for her turn.
Oh yeah! I forgot to explain how Amateur's Night works. Well, it's this program that lets all these kids join in and perform on stages in front of crowds. Then all the ticket money goes to the top three bands or singers. I've been practicing forever for this chance. And now I screwed up. Damn.
I got up and strolled out to the side door and to the front of the auditorium where seats were marked for all of the contestants to sit. I spotted Wufei and Trowa and walked over to him.
"Hey Wu. Hey Tro. Who's up now?"
"A girl from New York named Miaka." Trowa replied.
I glanced at the stage. The girl was dressed in loose clothing in all- different colors. It was fun watching her sing. She had a great voice and it matched her personality well. I clapped loudly for her. [1]
"Next up is Relena Peacecraft, a talented young lady," A deep female voice boomed. "Trained by me, Dorothy." I moaned. Not Ms. Freaky Eyebrow lady [2]. Gaaah.
A familiar figure stood on the stage. Pink lights shined across the crowds. Smoke poofed up from the sides. Why does she have al this stuff? She's rich.
She turned. Some guy whistled. Wearing an excessively tight pink shirt that had 'Angel' written across it and a short pink skirt, she winked our way before walking slowly across the stage swaying her hips.
Her high-pitched screeching voice sang itself into the microphone. "Oh what a day I had yesterday. It was my lucky day. Oh yeah, you ask why? Oh what did I do that day? Well, I stopped and I hopped and I crossed the great oceans. And found my grand lover. [3]" She waved her long pink fingernails at me and smiled.
I flinched and tried to sit farther into my chair.
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[1] Kimberly/Miaka is a real person. She goes to my school. No, I don't own her. -_-" And if you're reading this, uhhhhh, I didn't know you would ever see this! I swear!
[2] Once again if you like Dorothy I'm very sorry you had to read that.
[3] That was just made up in like five seconds. I'm sorry if that sounded crappy but I'm in a rush to do my English homework at the same time. Oh and if it sounded like any other song it was all a coincidence. Seriously.
Summary: The life of Duo's band called Pretty Boys! 1X2 3X4 5X? ~ Might be original character
Warnings: Swearing, yaoi, later it might be a lemon. Oh yeah and Relena bashing! And Brittany Spears bashing. and oh what the heck! I bash anything I don't like!
Rating: R for language, sexual humor, sexual acts
Gothy: (is shoved in front of readers by Nuriko) Hm. Hi. (Paper is thrown at her by Nuriko and picks it up) Nuriko (glares) told me to apologize to all the people I offended because of all the stupid flames overflowing our e-mail. So I'm sorry. (Nuriko smiles and leaves) NOT. (Is whacked by newspaper) X(!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Why am I so stupid? I messed our whole show up because I tripped over the fucking cord. Stupid cord. Or Wufei would call me a Bin Dan which means stupid in Chinese so whatever.
I sat on the sofa cursing myself. How can I be so stupid! I slapped my head. "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stu-ack!" I yelped when Relena strolled across the room. She smirked at me. She's getting ready for her turn.
Oh yeah! I forgot to explain how Amateur's Night works. Well, it's this program that lets all these kids join in and perform on stages in front of crowds. Then all the ticket money goes to the top three bands or singers. I've been practicing forever for this chance. And now I screwed up. Damn.
I got up and strolled out to the side door and to the front of the auditorium where seats were marked for all of the contestants to sit. I spotted Wufei and Trowa and walked over to him.
"Hey Wu. Hey Tro. Who's up now?"
"A girl from New York named Miaka." Trowa replied.
I glanced at the stage. The girl was dressed in loose clothing in all- different colors. It was fun watching her sing. She had a great voice and it matched her personality well. I clapped loudly for her. [1]
"Next up is Relena Peacecraft, a talented young lady," A deep female voice boomed. "Trained by me, Dorothy." I moaned. Not Ms. Freaky Eyebrow lady [2]. Gaaah.
A familiar figure stood on the stage. Pink lights shined across the crowds. Smoke poofed up from the sides. Why does she have al this stuff? She's rich.
She turned. Some guy whistled. Wearing an excessively tight pink shirt that had 'Angel' written across it and a short pink skirt, she winked our way before walking slowly across the stage swaying her hips.
Her high-pitched screeching voice sang itself into the microphone. "Oh what a day I had yesterday. It was my lucky day. Oh yeah, you ask why? Oh what did I do that day? Well, I stopped and I hopped and I crossed the great oceans. And found my grand lover. [3]" She waved her long pink fingernails at me and smiled.
I flinched and tried to sit farther into my chair.
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[1] Kimberly/Miaka is a real person. She goes to my school. No, I don't own her. -_-" And if you're reading this, uhhhhh, I didn't know you would ever see this! I swear!
[2] Once again if you like Dorothy I'm very sorry you had to read that.
[3] That was just made up in like five seconds. I'm sorry if that sounded crappy but I'm in a rush to do my English homework at the same time. Oh and if it sounded like any other song it was all a coincidence. Seriously.