28-year-old Roy Mustang smirked deviously as he looked at the sleeping form that was Edward Elric. He hid something behind his back. Ed snored lightly, has golden hair fanned out on the pillow behind him like a halo and his blonde eyelashes gracing the tops of his cheeks. Chances of him waking up? Close to nil. Roy perched the black cat ears on top of Ed's head, trying and failing so badly to hold in a laugh. Edward stirred, but didn't wake.
"Awww...how cute..." He whispered, chuckling a little. Ed groaned and squirmed about a bit. It had just gone 11, a suitable time for a teen such as himself to be waking up. He opened his eyes slowly... then widened them
"WHAT THE HELL? Why are you watching me sleep, bastard!?" He yelled. Roy lost it, handing Ed a mirror as he collapsed to the ground laughing.
Ed gasped in fury, turning bright red and yanking at the sparkly gold ears "Why won't they come off??" He demanded. Roy shrugged, still laughing. "...I...I don't know..." He gasped out.Edward tugged harder and yelped as the hair band pulled at his hair
"Roy… you realise the band was covered in STICKYBACK PLASTIC!?" He screeched, hurling himself at his lover.
"Shit..." Roy ran away, scrambling for the front door. Ed was about to chase after him, when he felt something at his back and turned. He turned even redder when he saw what the item was
"There's a TAIL, TOO!?"
"I love you, Ed." Roy squeaked, looking at the pint-sized teen.
"Eternal passion ain't gonna get you through this, love!" Ed growled, launching himself at the Colonel, knocking him over.
"Oof!" Roy toppled to the ground. "Geez, for a little shrimp you sure are strong."
"Shut up, bastard." Ed snapped and began the merciless tickling.