Day 3
Isabella and Phineas decided not to have another sleepover. Now that their parents were back there was no reason to. Okay there was one reason but they both agreed they weren't going to try and use it as the support for an argument. Ferb became quite the chatterbox after Isabella had left deciding any and all comments were now free game. Phineas was halfway between wanting to kill him and laughing hysterically.
Phineas was sitting under the tree with Ferb when Isabella came in. Since they started dating he hadn't been coming up with ideas until after she arrived. After Buford and Baljeet arrived they decided all decided the day would be best spent in a pool that was actually a tunnel to the center of the Earth. They had never gotten to build one as a result of the Phinadroid and Ferbot problem. They decided to make it a pool because they saw a commercial for the deepest pool which was only 109 feet deep. Not to mention building a pool meant girls in bikinis.
The pool was designed so that there was a main tunnel going down that was a couple of feet wide and off of it were caverns with air pockets every 50 feet or so and each one had video monitors to the other caverns so people could find people they knew and swim to them. The tunnel also had specialized electro-magnets farther down that prevented the water pressure from increasing. The last thing Phineas and Ferb did was make respirators for all the people that worked like gills to let people breath underwater. It took them longer than most of their projects considering all the things they did (not to mention building the tunnel and insulating it properly so magma didn't break through). They were done by 1:30.
Phineas and Isabella went to a cavern that was right on the bottom that Phineas had given a translucent floor that illuminated it red from the lava. Also he had accidentally forgotten a web cam in this one. Weird. Either way Phineas and Isabella were able to swim around and have some alone time, so to speak.
Ferb swam from cavern to cavern complimenting the ladies of Danville on their bikini bodies and showing off his swimming skills being able to jump out of the water. In all he got 6 good phone numbers and 4 that were written in non-waterproof pen so they weren't lost. He considered this to be a day seized
Phineas was floating around and swimming with Isabella. The bottom of the cavern they were in was cool; they were close enough to the core that the molten iron would only sometimes touch the glass which gave it a look of a red lava lamp with silvery metallic wax inside.
"Hey you know what I almost forgot?" Phineas asked Isabella
"What did you almost forget?" Isabella said making no attempt at trying to guess. Phineas smiled
"Where's Perry?"
Dubee Dubee Du-ba Dubee Dubee Du-Ba
Perry jumped into the hole in the ground his owners had just finished and swam to a tube that opened up and sucked him into his lair. When do they put these tubes here anyway?
"Ahh Agent P it's a miracle your here. Well not really I mean you are here every day and it is your job. Doofenshmirtz has been doing research into... POOLS!"
"Duh Duh Duuuun"
"Carl just because you're no longer an intern doesn't mean I won't give you a frowny face on your evaluation."
"Sorry sir."
"Good luck Agent P!" Monogram shouted as Perry was already at a rocket chair in the back. He strapped in and it shot him torpedo style towards the D.E.I. building
Perry angrily walked up to the door. The stupid rocket chair malfunctioned and he had to walk 4 blocks. He stepped inside and fell strait into a pit that had wet cement at the bottom. Was it just Perry or was Doof putting to much time into his traps.
"Perry the Platypus what are you doing in my in ground pool? Its not even filled yet."
Really? An in ground pool in the penthouse?
"Don't give me that look Perry the Platypus I've already been told I can't have a pool up here. And that even if I could I shouldn't put it in front of the door. Well since you're trapped I guess I'll tell you what's going on. My ex-wife, you remember Charlene, She has started building a pool in her backyard. That's money she could be giving me in alimony. Anyway.. I realized that if Charlene was going to buy an in-ground pool with her own money, I should buy an in ground pool with her own money." Perry rolled his eyes but Doof didn't notice and continued "But everyone I went to refused to make one so I had to do it myself but then I thought 'Doof, why should everyone else have pools they bought when you had to build one?' So I created THIS!" Doof pulled a tarp off what looked like a giant water gun with tubes that went through the floor
"The pool refillinator. It sucks dirt from the ground and uses it to fill all the pools, EXCEPT FOR MINE, lesson learned from the lookawayinator, in the Tri-State Area!" Doof hit the on button but Perry was still stuck in the wet cement
"Okay I think that's everybody. Hope you all had fun in our tunnel to the center of the earth slash world's deepest pool." Phineas said with a smile on his face as everyone left his backyard.
Perry watched as dirt flew through the tubes and out the end of the nozzle on the inator "Wait!" Doofenshmirtz shouted "It's not supposed to use that much dirt!"
Phineas and Fern walked inside as a stream of dirt entered their hole sending the water inside strait upwards
The D.E.I. building fell into the hole Doofenshmirtz's invention had made quickly enough so that Perry was dislodged from the cement and was able to hang-glide home
"I can't believe you decided to become a weatherman and then predicted downpours without a cloud in the sky! What did you think 10,000,000 gallons of water was just going to fall out of the sky!" Cliche falling sound followed by the water hitting mostly a woman while a man (holding an umbrella) stares at her "I told you, you would need an umbrella."
Perry walked into the Flynn-Fletcher home on all fours to find Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella sitting on the couch with towels wrapped around themselves watching TV
"Oh there you are Perry. Is that cement on your feet? Did you destroy someone's sidewalk?" Grrchhrrgrrrr "Well if I find a sidewalk with platypus tracks on it I'm making you fix it." Perry smiled; his owners were absolutely great. He still thought the whole platypuses don't do much thing was funny because Phineas and Ferb always noticed Perry had done something every day while everyone else didn't. What was best was that they knew he did something, and trusted him to do it by himself.
Phineas walked Isabella home and gave her a quick kiss. Isabella looked a little disappointed but when Phineas motioned toward the window they saw Mrs. Garcio-Shapiro looking at them
"It's a good thing this front porch is private Isabella. I would hate to have one of our parents not trust us enough to give us our privacy." They both looked at the window from which Vivian was just leaving. Phineas kissed Isabella once more and walked home. 101 Days left. What to do, what to do