Well, time for the Pokemon League guys, Time to get this shitty region done (now I'm gonna get mauled by Genwunners). I think this will be 5 chapters, I hope but I'm fukin lazy as fuck so don't expect anything from me. I'll try to use a 1st person POV and please tell me if the 1st person is better than my 3rd person. Because it will create fucking confusion by the late readers. They be like "WTF, this story was 3rd POV then 1st WTF Author, fucking shit ass story fuckin -9/11", yeah somewhere along those lines also I made a joke about 9/11... fuck. Okay I added this shit as I was writing the story, I made a theory that Ash's journey in one region takes 4 months. As I sum it all up, Ash has only journeyed for 2 years and a half because the Orange leauge only took like 2 months

" " - Human Speech
" " - Pokemon Speech
" " - Telepathic Speech
' ' - thoughts

A/N: I DON'T OWN POKEMON, IF I DID MISTY WOULDN'T EXIST (great now misty fans are gonna maul me, but I have a minigun. COME AT ME BIATCHES)

Kira's POV

After 2 weeks of suffering and pain on Ash's part and great satisfaction on making Ash's life a living hell on my part, the brunette and blonde are still travelling with us for no reason, I seriously think they want Ash's D. We finally arrived on Indigo Plateau, well time to start my plan on domination... why the fuck do I feel like some mysterious force is watching over us... this is creepy

"Exactly what are we doing here, Kira?" said Ash while heavily panting because I made him carry all of our stuff also he interrupted my monologue, HOW DARE HE. "Shut up pack mule, nobody needs your opinion" I shouted at Ash. Fucking pack mule, talking back to his lord and savior, has he no sense of appreciation. "Why are there so many people?" asked Serena. Why does everyone interrupt my monologue inside my head. "Because the Pokemon League is starting today" I said. Seriously, I might go crazy with these kids. Ash wants me to keep training him, Dawn keeps bothering me to give her home contest moves, what the fuck do you think I am? Gay, I don't do contests and Serena keeps asking a fuck ton of questions, I'M NOT GOOGLE DAMMIT. "Why are we here?" Dawn said. Why do I suffer. "I'm gonna join! There happy! No more questions!" The have tables have turned and now I'm suffering.

We enter the Pokemon Center and I saw something in the far corner that was fairly interesting. "Stop you fools" as I said that, I stayed on my place causing Ash to bump into me causing Dawn to bump into Ash and Serena bumping to Dawn. As the 3 fell down and moaned in pain and were complaining, as I look at a brown guy flirting with Nurse Joy and a small kid was being arrogant, a red head and a bandana wearing girl. "Seeing what I'm seeing" as I said that the three got confused and looked at what I was looking at and that was how things almost gone into a fucking blood fest, too bad I didn't have popcorn. Also, Dawn and Serena managed to stop Ash from redesigning the floors into blood red, that would've been good but alas nothing goes the way you want it. Using my extremely sensitive hearing and also managing to throw a small microphone that got stuck into the kids clothes, we learned that the kid is entering the League as well. "I'm joining as well" said by Ash. I'm laughing mentally and physically right now. "You know you ain't winning right" After all this 2 weeks of training, not even his best 6 Pokemon can touch my Weavile. "It can be good experience" Ash shrugged, I just kept laughing

Ash and I went to enter ourselves in the League, after that they went outside to train in the field. "Same as before" after hearing that Ash sighed and threw a pokeball releasing Scraggy while Weavile gets off my shoulder. "Start, Aerial Waltz" Weavile steps back and suddenly disappears "Quick Scraggy use Detect" Scraggy's eyes glow and leaning back to barely dodge Weavile's attack. Weavile was now on the other side, quickly adjusting his footing so he can dash again but Scraggy jumped out of the way as Weavile was still in mid dash, he spins to land on his legs and dashes to Scraggy who can't dodge in mid-air, that one Aerial Ace dealt considerable damage "Now Scraggy, Focus Blast" Ash was confident on his order, it was really smart of him to attack while his opponent can't dodge but I'm his opponent. "You know what to do, Weavile" I calmly said as Weavile uses Blizzard to change his direction and speed him up to dash at Scraggy once more, Weavile slashed through the Focus Blast and finish off Scraggy. "Scraggy is now knocked out, use your next" I said as seeing Scraggy with swirly eyes and I also saw a crowd around us watching, I just sighed. "Training over" when Ash heard this he complained "WHAT, WHY" I just facepalmed "Let's go" I said. We went up to our hotel room where the girls filled it with shopping bags. I decided to use my brain and ran for my life

Ash POV

This is bad, Dawn and Serena with shopping bags aren't good. I should make a run for it and leave... he left. "Hey Ash, we bought you some clothes" Dawn said. I must be having a nightmare, this is just a nightmare, a Darkrai must be nearby. The girls were getting closer and closer. I would never knew this would be my end.

Kira POV

I escaped out of the room, good thing. I can hear Ash's scream all the way from here. Thank the Pokegods for my safety

~Timeskip~

It's been 3000 years... not really it's only been 4 hours but Ash is still suffering up there, I want to watch but I care for my safety and then there goes my sanity as I saw Ash wearing a blue hoodie jacket with a black shirt inside and wearing jeans with a red hat, the hoodie covered a part of his face and he was wearing sun glasses and his bolt marks were gone. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I was laughing hysterically at Ash who was clearly pissed.

Ash POV

Why did Dawn and Serena change my wardrobe, I mean it was fine and all. They also applied make-up on me, this was not a good day. I'm gonna give those girls a piece of my mind. "Hey Ash, turn around" Kira said while smirking. He loves my suffering doesn't he. As I turned around, I saw the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. Dawn was wearing a blue coat and a black tank top, and some jeans and she doesn't wear her hat anymore. Serena was wearing a white sleeveless dress while wearing a red coat and her signature red hat.

Kira POV

"Hey Ash, your jaw is starting to fall" as I try to close it but it keeps opening, the girls was laughing at Ash's reaction. Seriously, if he doesn't close his mouth a fucking Butterfree will fly into it. "Let's get going to the ceremony, Ash" Now Pikachu was trying to close Ash's mouth

There were a lot of trainers, they all looked like this was their first league but some were confident, they're probably veterans or shit. It was noisy until the speakers start to power on and at the stage was Charles Goodshow, the owner of the Pokemon League, "Welcome Trainers, In this tournament, you will be able to show off your power as a trainer and try to win the Indigo Plateau Conference. If you win, you can have the chance to challenge the Kanto/Johto Elite 4" gave the mic to Lance, the Kanto/Johto Champion "All I want to say to you trainers is good luck and have fun in the Indigo League". It's finally starting huh. I don't have to be psychic to know what everyone is thinking. 'I'm going to win this'

Yami: Hey my loyal slaves... I meant readers. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Since my name is long as f, just call me Yami. It's japanese for darkness.
Darkrai: He's going to use you guys to take over the world
Yami: Shut up Darkrai!
Darkrai: Killjoy
Yami: The part where I describe their outfits must be really cringe worthy cause I don't know jack shit about what I'm doing
Darkrai: When did you know anything?
Yami: To make up for it, I give you a really detailed scene of me, killing Misty. Darkrai! Get my chainsaw
Darkrai gives Chainsaw

Yami starts the chainsaw and starts slicing Misty into small tiny parts. Until, there was only pieces of flesh, organs, skin, and bones in one pile. Yami now gets a sledgehammer and starts squishing everything until it was mush, really bloody mush. Yami now gets his flamethrower and burns the mush into dust that gets blown away

Yami: That was fun
Darkrai: Master, you're covered in blood
Yami: It's fine. Rate,Review or whatever you do to a fanfic you like. Also 666 views, I just checked that now while I'm writing this segment. Thanks