Valentine's disaster

Hi! I'm warning you, this is very baaaaaaaad english. It isn't easy for me writing in English when I actually speak Dutch. So please don't kill me for it . I don't own mermaid melody neither Rina (damn) or Masahiro (damn damn).

Cruel discovery

"Where is that goddam photo! It should be around here somewhere…"

Normally, it shouldn't be a problem finding something in my room. After all, everyone I meet tells me I have a talent for cleaning. But, for some reason, my room was a real mess right now. And of course, that reason was called Luchia. Or so I think. The only 2 living creatures at Pearl Piari 2 houres ago were Luchia and Hippo. And although Hippo is pretty annoying most of the time, he won't mess up my room. He may be short, but he's not dumb. He knows I can kick his butt pretty hard if I want to.

Actually, I still don't get it why Luchia did this. Or why Hanon helped her. That's right, when Luchia was destroying my room, Hanon dragged me to all stores of town. And I couldn't escape.

"Wait a sec. I've looked everywhere and I haven't found my photo yet. That means…" Man, sometimes I'm really slow. It was just sooooooooo obvious.

"Luchia!! Give me back my photo right now or else…!!!" I yelled, running towards her room.

OK, now I was really pissed. How dared she touch my stuff! I hate people who steal things. Especially when they're mine. And that was my photo, my precious photo. Grrrrrr… angry, angry, angry!

I almost crushed the door when I entered her room, but I didn't mind. The only thing I paid attention to were thosed two sneaky princesses, who were giggling about something just now, but now started screaming so hard I had to cover my ears.

"Kyaaaa! Water demons!!" Followed by a avalanche of pink and blue pillows and other stuff they could find in the room. Totally surprised, I found myself burried within a minute. Wow, didn't see that one coming. Actually it was rather funny: in the morning, I imagined a chibi me being crushed and now it was the real me who was being crushed. Luchia & Hanon 2, Rina 0. Man, I hate losing. Right now, everything they did made me even more angry.

"Luchia! Hanon! Quit acting like fools and give it back to me!" Wow. That expression on their faces were just priceless. Well, I guess I would have the same face if someone looked at me the way I did now. My death glares really are deadly.

"R-R-Rina! So it weren't the water demons!" They shouted at the same time.

"Oh please, stop it. If you really tought I was a water demon, you guys would transform. I've never seen you battle a water demon with pillows." I snapped. "Don't try to fool me. GIVE. ME. BACK. MY. PHOTO. I won't say it again."

"Photo? What photo?" They gave me innocent face, but I could see they were holding back a smile. "Is it so important? What's on it?"

Ok, now I was tired of their little game, time to end it. "If you guys don't have it, I'm sure you don't mind showing me what you're holding behind your back Hanon. And don't you dare saying 'what back'?'"

With a head like a tomato, Hanon handed it over to me. Not daring to look at me, she whispered a little sorry. Luchia seemed like she would cry any moment now. Even tought I knew it was fake, I couldn't stand seeing them so depri. "Rina, we didn't meaned to, but when I found it I just had to …"

"Iie, it's ok. Just don't take things outta my room without asking." Suddenly felt myself really tired. Everything seemed to be in slow-motion, and my head felt heavy. "Maybe I should lay down for a while." I tought when I walked to my own room.

The next thing I knew was that I was laying on my bed and staring at my photo. "I shouldn't have reacted so strong. After all it's… just … a… … photo…"

dream

"Where am I?This isn't my room…" Really, I hadn't the faintest idea how the hell I got here. But it looked familiar, as if I had been here before.

"I hear voices… someone is coming…."Man, some light would be usefull. Seems like it is late. At least I know I'm outside, I can see the sky…

"Really, Masahiro, it's late! We should go home now…"

Wait. That voice. It sounds like… …me?

"Yeah, maybe your right. Too bad, I wanted to have a little walk with you on the beach. Sunset is the pretiest when you are at the beach you know…"

"I know, I've watched it many times since I came here. It remembers me to my home."

"Yeah, it gives me a good feeling when I watch it… I think it's the same for everyone… Are you sure you haven't got some time left?"

"I would love to, but my friends get suspicious when I come home late. Thanks for taking me to the movie.'

Oh my… Why did I say that? Now he'll hink Luchia and Hanon are some freaking pervs! Well, they are a little, but that made it sound ike I had perverted toughts too! Great, I'm such an idiot…

"Oh? Howcome?"

See?He DOES think I'm a pervert…

"Never mind. By the way, I didn't knew you liked comedy, you're full of suprises today Masahiro…"

"Well… I tought you prefered comedy, so I picked out that one. Romantic films are more my sort of films."

"You did it…for me?"

"OMG. I really should train to hide that blush. I look like a tomato!" It's weird to see yourself talk to someone when your not in your own body. Plus, this happened a few weeks ago, so why do I see it now?

"Why didn't you told me? I wouldn't mind going to a romantic film…"

If I wasn't a sort of ghost right now, I would be banging my head on the table so hard they could hear it in Africa . What the heck was I thinking back then? Only couples went to such a films!

"Well, let's go to a romantic film next time, OK?"

"OK…"

"This has to be a dream. There's no way I ever acted so… so… "

"Let's keep this day in memory."

"Eh?"

"A photo will do I guess. Here, come with me Rina!"

"Matte Masahiro! Where are you taking me?"

"Don't ask, just wait and see, my lady!"

Heh. I never thought someone who doesn't live in my kingdom would call me a lady. He's such a gentleman…

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Give it back!!"

And that's me, being woken up, at 4 a.m., by 2 off the most annoying creatures in the world. Ofcourse that would be a really scary Hanon without make-up,chasing after the world's most creepy talking penguin, Hippo, who is covered in chocolat…

"Hippo, I'll kill you! You nasty chocolat thief!"

"Hanon-sama, I've already told you! It's not good if you interact too much with humans, and you have even 2 l..."

"That's it! Now you're soooo dead! First eating my chocolat for Nagisa-kun and Tarou-chan and then coming up with that kind of excuse?!"

"Rina-sama! Help me!!!

I could have known it. Hippo has once *again* eaten Hanon's Valentine chocolat, causing Hanon to become *again* very angry. Only this time, they had decided to wage war in my room.

I sighed. Time for me to take actions. With one well-aimed hit, my pillow smashed Hanon, who was strangeling an already purple Hippo, out of my room. Take that, Hanon. Payback for yesterday.

"Rinaa!"

And there was annoyance number 2, named Luchia.

Time for me to lock the door, put in earplugs and go back to sleep…

Author's note:

1)It's a weird ending, I know, can't help it. By the way, did Rina reacted too angry when she noticed the photo was gone? She seemed rather explosive to me…

2)I know it took a while before I updated this, but I really couldn't help it. A while ago, I bought a huge pink wig and then I scared the crap outta my grandma when I visited her, because she tought I had dyed my hair pink (I hadn't told her it was a wig) and so my dad punished me for it (he hasn't got a sense of humor at all): I couldn't use the computer for a month. In that month, I had to go look for a job (also an idea from my dad) and I now I have to work 12 hours a day, all weeks! Plus my bike got stolen by some fucking bastards… Life sucks.

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