DISCLAIMER(before I forget): I DO NOT OWN ROTG. As you may have read before. Do you really think I'd be writing on here if I did own it? I'd be making hard copy books that would never be published because my grammar sucks. I would also be swimming in cash. That too.
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"Bloody moon, bloody ice" Bunny grumbled under his breath. "Un-bloody-believable"
Toothiana, although shivering and hating the cold wind as much as the Pooka, couldn't help but smirk.
The big four, plus the delirious teen, walked the white landscape known as Antarctica. The two out of the group shivered as the harsh wind went right through their feathers and fur, kissing the skin with lips of frostbite. Toothiana regretted coming with the men, but she wanted to help Jack and get him in his right mind...only to play the guilt card later to take a peek at his beautiful teeth. Yes, she thought with a wide smile, this would be a thing.
"Un-bloody-believable" The warrior muttered again, making the Cossack grunt in annoyance and Jack giggle creepishly once more. Bunny huffed and tightened his arms around his torso, "Should've grabbed me bloody coat." Sandy chimed with soft laughter as he heard the Aussie grumble with the excessive use of the word 'bloody'.
The Guardians all stopped, except for Jack who stopped walking forward then just started going around in circles, when the wind died down. They are looked upon the tall clash of frozen black sand. The winter teen began to mumble to himself while playing with his hoodie strings, he bit them and said 'nom' and 'om', comically eating them while the others fell silent as their eyes never strayed from the beautiful yet worrying sculpture.
Toothiana looked away first, clutching onto her arms in guilt after remembering how quick she was to judge the poor boy. Her violet eyes trailed to the teen. He looked at her, though his eyes were fogged up as he mind was far from where they were, somewhere a lot more colourful and noisy.
Bunnymund smirked at the kid then shook his head. He knew not to dwell on the past as he forgave himself the instant Jack did. They then had a prank war afterwards...bloody drongo. His green eyes moved onto North's face and saw hurt. He frowned and slapped the man on his back, comforting him in their own brotherly way. Father Christmas smiled at him weakly, but it reached his eyes and that's all Aster asked for.
The Sandman just stared at it in awe. He didn't know, nor was he ever told what happened that faithful Easter, and he probably never would. The ice and sand glittered prettily in the sun, then the sudden glare of it snapped the man of sand out of his state. He looked over to the Guardians. His eyes widened. Where was Jack?
He floated in front of the three and gestured wildly, making them step, flutter or flinch back from the small man. "Calm down Sandy. What is wrong?" North asked.
Sanderson made a snowflake and a question mark, he also created an exclamation mark to add urgency to his unspoken words. Toothiana looked around frantically, "Aaaand he's gone."
They all groaned.
"And that BT, is why we should never eat yellow snow"
Baby Tooth nodded slowly, happy that she now knew what yellow snow was, and also happy that Jack was back to normal. She was supposed to go find her mama, but Jack's sparkly, toothy smile and his knowledgeable ways, side tracked her from doing so.
"Jack, there you are!" Baby Tooth squeaked in surprised as her mama flew up to the two. Toothiana gave her mini self a look that spoke 'you had one job' then flew closer to Jack. "Sweet Tooth, are you alright?"
The teen nodded, "Uh, y-yeah...I'm fine Tooth" The fairy heaved a sigh then pulled out a walkie-talkie (from god knows where), "Guys, I found Jack. He's back to normal..." She trailed off and glanced up at Jack, "For now..."
"Alrighty, so tell us what happened?"
After three agonising hours, Toothiana managed to find their youngest member. When the rest arrived, they found Tooth trying to stop Jack imitating and following penguins. The fairy didn't try hard to stop it, for she found it absolutely adorable, but much too her dismay, Jack was pulled by his hoodie by North and dragged away from the confused birds.
Now they sat on the white plane with the lesser insane Jack, thank MiM, they all thought.
Jack held his chin and rubbed it while he thought. "Well...I came here and found Pitch" He ruffled his own hair and furrowed his brows, "Or did he find me?"
Bunny rolled his eyes, "I don't bloody care about who found who, mate! Just tell me what happened."
The winter spirit shifted on the ice. "Okay, um, well, he preached about being lonesome and tried to make me join him," Jack played with his hoodie strings, "Then I said for him to leave me alone. And then! The bastard pulled Baby Tooth for god knows where!" He flung his hands up, letting the wooden staff fall on the ice. He recovered it quickly and held it close, whispering, "I'm sorry Jessica..."
"Jessica?" Tooth whispered, not all the concerned about what she already knew of Baby Tooth, to Bunny. The Pooka waved it off then turned back to the crazed teen, "Alright Jack, just continue."
Jack hummed then, "Oh right, he then asked for a trade. My staff for BT. So I gave him the staff and snap" He made a motion of snapping a stick after he placed 'Jessica' down.
The Guardians stared wide-eyed at the boy. Snap? What did he mean by-"Snap?!" North bellowed. The winter teen nodded slowly, then shrugged him off as he clutched onto his staff again. "Yeah, like I said, He snapped it then I, obviously, put it back together...although it's chipped so-"
"That why you were..." Toothiana butted in. Not meaning to say anything out loud, she stopped herself before she could say 'Crazy'. Jack smiled softly at her, "Yeah...Not only that, I've been having trouble with my powers. I'm beginning to piss some of my cousins off..." The teen bit his lip.
"Great. So you're losing your mind and your losing your control. Anything else you're losing frostbite?" Jack looked down at the ground and thought for a while. He shook his head then sighed, "I hope not..." he grumbled.
"Sooo if we get the pieces back," Tooth looked at the others after she placed a hand on Jack, "We can piece back your mind!" She smiled at the teen brightly. He looked up and frowned, "I'm sorry to be bursting bubbles but...My staff was snapped half a year ago," The fairy's hand fell from his shoulder then huffed as Jack continued, "The wind and snow would've covered it up by now-"
"No. Toothie is right! We will look!" North declared and trotted off, not letting Jack have a say.
He gave the backs of his family a small, loving smile, which turned into a full face splitting grin. "Alright! Let's play treasure hunt!" Jack whooped. Toothiana giggled silently then looked at the others, "Hopefully he can help us find something..."
Bunnymund groaned. "The bloody larrikin ain't gonna help us! He'll probably make it even more difficult than it is already!"
Toothiana sighed and ruffled her feather, trying to rid of the ice on her feathers, "I hope not..."
Jack sat down and groaned. They've been at it for hours! The Guardians are way to persistent...The winter teen sat back up, resting on his elbows, and watched the elder Guardians wonder about. The Sandman was long gone, he went to do his job. Toothiana was still there, looking for the small chips of wood, ignoring her work and mini selves.
Jack adjusted in the white tundra as Bunnymund plopped on the ground slightly defeated. "Bloody cold..." Jack heard the Pooka mumble. The teen laughed at his friend than yelped. Bunny raised a brow, "What's wrong?"
Jack moved his leg and spotted something brown. He picked up the object that possibly caused the sharp, sudden jab, and inspected it closely, "What's this?"...And before Bunny could crack a grin and say 'Good job, you found a piece of wood' the teen tossed it and chimed, "Oh well!"
The Pooka's eye twitched as the simple throw over Jack's shoulder wasn't a simple throw, but a big and long throw that landed far away in the white abyss. Bunny gritted his teeth, the wind picked up as the chip of wood fell on the ice. His green eyes looked at the grinning teen, "You're un-bloody-believable..." He growled. Jack looked at him, still grinning like the mad man he was and snorted. "I'm gonna kill you!"
Toothiana and North whipped around as Bunny's voice interrupted their conversation. They turned just in time to see Bunny tackle Jack. Claws bared.
WOWIE. THAT WAS SUPER RUSHED GOSH! I STRUGGLED WRITING THIS! GAAAAHHH. THIS WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN LATER. BUT I WAS AFRAID THAT I'D FORGET OR LOSE MY MUSE TO THIS STORY! HOPEFULLY THE NEXT CHAPTER IS BETTER. BLOOOOOODYYYYYYYY HEEEEELLLLLLL! BAAAAAAAA*sheep noises* I hope you enjoyed it! V3V
*Is ticked off by laptop shutting down because of overheating, making me lose progress on The Sims Medieval* Nooooooooooooo! Now Jack the Wizard will never find the fountain of youth!
I will also be posting up another two stories soon! One will be a one-shot that I did from absolute boredom! And the other one will have a few chapters! I wrote it for Fish as an apology for breaking her whiteout during the test we had last week!
Fish: I'll make sure she does... But knowing her, she'll probably take her time :(
Anyway, thanks for reading, keep reading pleeeeaaassseee?! Oh and review! We squeal every time we read one.