Hello all! Today DA and TRO have you for the next chapter in our lovely misad. Each chapter is going to be pretty much the same length and a new feature we are introducing in this chapter are 'Fun Facts'.

'Fun Facts' are facts about the four families of the Covenant that TRO found on the movie website… Unfortunately, we couldn't exactly read the Putnam family facts, (if you've seen the site, you know what we mean), so we're only doing our four favorite Sons of Ipswich. For now.

Disclaimer: TRO and DA do not own the facts that are in these 'Fun Facts', but we do own our comments about them... read and understand. As for the rest of the fic, same as last chapter, we don't own the movie, the plot points that you recognize, or….. well, anything that you recognize period. But we are happy to know that this new spin on the 'new girl and/or girls are transferring to Spenser' plot is ours!

We'd also like to take a second to thank Fairy-Tales123 for being our first reviewer, and GoodnightMoon7 for your review as well.

As for your question (which isn't at all stupid) GoodnightMoon7, a Mary-Sue is, pretty much, an original character who is perfect. And we mean PERFECT. She has the perfect body, perfect life, and usually gets with one of the main characters in whichever fanfic you're reading. She also usually has a destiny and will eventually 'save the world'. She's usually blonde, beautiful, sometimes has a name we readers cannot pronounce, or, her name can also be a male name (Ryan, Sam, Jordan, etc), and the person she is paired with usually ends up falling in love with her within 2.5 seconds of meeting her, and she is loved by all. Even the antagonists sometimes.

As for Katie and Jenny, some of the reasons they are considered Mary-Sues, though not on the same level as we just mentioned (neither are blondes, nor do they have male names), is that they know everything that is happening in the movie. It's kinda like a Mary-Sue who can see the future, but they know for a fact what will happen. (There are also Gary-Stus, which are Mary-Sues male counterparts. They are usually dark characters, smoke, do drugs, have serious daddy issues, etc.)

Which reminds us (thanks Fairy-Tales123), did we forget to mention pairings? Well here they are:
Sarah/Caleb, Kate/Pogue, Jenny/Tyler, Katie/Reid…. but…. will it stay that way? You'll all just have to wait and see!

Still no Sons in this chapter, but they're DEFINITELY in the next!

Happy Reading!

Tree-gasm? No, I Brought My Camera Instead

Jenny turned to look at Katie, "Since when did we decide that we want to go to Harvard?"

"What?" Katie asked incredulously.

Jenny gestured to her phone, "My mother just called."

Katie rolled her eyes, "Well I noticed that."

"She was calling to make sure we hadn't lost our transfer papers for when we get to Spenser Academy," The black haired girl continued, "Apparently we're going to school there now." She deadpanned.

"What the hell?" Katie asked, shocked, turning in her seat to look at her friend, "Since when?"

Jenny merely shrugged, just as confused as Katie was, "In fact, we've been begging our parents to send us there for the past year and a half because it's our best chance at getting into Harvard."

"But we don't want to go to Harvard," Katie said, frustrated, "Hell; everyone knows that I don't even want to go to school on the east coast."

"Well then I guess we've fallen into some alternate universe where we do." Jenny said exasperatedly.

"An alternate universe that is scarily similar to the movie The Covenant." Katie commented suspiciously, glancing at the 'The Real Book of Damnation that wasn't written by a Bunch of Sexist Morons Who Forgot about the Six and Seventh Families', which was sitting in the backseat of the car.

Katie and Jenny looked at each other.

Then they looked heavenwards.

('You're not going to find us in heaven you know. We're not dead.' DA said with an eye roll.
'Yeah, think a little bit more… Kami.' TRO advised.)

Skyward then.

('Thank you.')

"Explanations anyone?" Jenny prompted.

Silence.

Katie tapped her fingers on her armrest, "We're waiting…"

('Oh fine!' TRO conceded, 'You two are in the Covenant universe. Get over it.')

"Why?"

('Because we wanted to Jenny.' DA replied.
'It's not like you two won't enjoy yourselves.')

"Meaning?" Katie asked.

('Not telling, so nyah!' DA said, crossing her arms over her chest.)

Jenny glared skyward, "So you two are just going to let us go in blindly?"

('Why not?' DA shrugged.)

Katie rolled her eyes and added her glare to Jenny's.

('Oh fine,' TRO muttered, deciding to relent instead of continuing to argue, 'Just read through 'The Real Book of Damnation that wasn't written by a Bunch of Sexist Morons Who Forgot about the Six and Seventh Families' It'll help.')

"You just had to make it have such a long ass title." Jenny muttered.

('We can still send you to a math themed alternate universe.' DA threatened.)

Jenny put her hands up in surrender, "Never mind. Title's great."

"Yeah," Katie added placatingly, "Wish it were longer."

('Now hurry up,' TRO urged, 'You two are due up in Ipswich in a few hours, and we're due over at The Lookout for lunch soon.')

Katie reached behind her and grabbed the Book from the backseat, "Let's head over to Salem Common and take a look at this."

"Sure."

Jenny and Katie walked to Salem Common, and after making sure they were deep enough in the park not to be bothered by anyone, they plopped down in a small clearing, leaning against a large tree, before opening the book.

Two hours later, this is what they learned:

Number one: Those women from the forward, Danielle and Anna, their full names were Danielle Cooper and Anna Olivera. As in Katie and Jenny's ancestors.

Number two: In the late 1600s, their families made a covenant of silence with five other families, the Danvers', Parrys, Simms', Garwins, and Putnams.

Number three: The Putnam family went kinda loony and power-hungry in the 1690s and was banished. Something about spiders and impregnating people in their sleep.

"Didn't we already know that one?" Jenny asked.

"Yeah, yeah."

Number four: Yes, the females in the Cooper and Olivera families had powers. Yes, abusing the powers killed them too, just like the men. Yes, they did live longer than the males in the other five families anyway. Why? Because, as Danielle Cooper said, 'We're women. Do ye need a better reason than that?'

Number five: Why was this book written anyway if there had been a nice and shiny Book of Damnation written already? Because that book, as Anna Oliver said, 'was written by a bunch of male morons who do not know all the facts about the powers and forgot the tiny fact that women could have them too'.

Speaking of having powers too, you guessed it, Katie and Jenny discovered theirs.

After a few rounds of 'Oh cool!', 'Holy shit!', 'His best friend is a tree!', 'Wow!', and 'Let's go get some lunch', Jenny and Katie were calm enough to leave the park, pick up some lunch, get on the road, and get it through their heads that they were in a movie.

Oh, and Number six: How the hell did the sixth and seventh families just disappear? Something about a spell gone wrong, and Danielle and Anna ended up in Katie and Jenny's universe where the Covenant is just a movie…. Just a few hundred years before it was released into theaters.

Some time later, Jenny drove past the cheery 'Welcome to Ipswich' sign, and the girls were officially in movie-land.

And no, neither Katie nor Jenny was having any sort of tree-gasms.

Yes the trees were pretty, but fortunately, instead of tree-gasming, Katie had her camera handy.

('Party pooper.')

Jenny rolled her eyes, not taking them off the road, "You could have just written us tree-gasming. Though, thanks a lot for not."

('Point.')

Jenny drove through the town on its windy streets, Katie snapping pictures in the seat next to her until they arrived at their new school.

Spenser Academy.

TRO and DA will now interrupt this extremely competitive fanfic for a Danvers Family Fun Fact:
FACT: Theodore Danvers' daughter, Eleanor Spenser, founded the Spenser Academy 'to provide shelter to the gifted children of New England'.
TRO: 'I knew there were females in the Covenant bloodlines!'
DA: ''Gifted children'? What do you think this is? Xmen?'
Now we will return you to your extremely competitive fanfic.

The main building of the academy was a very large and imposing, and it had a very creepy vibe to it.

"Don't you just love those creepy vibes?" Jenny commented as she pulled into the student parking lot near the dormitories where check-in was.

There were only a few cars in the lot, for there was a little more than a week before school was to start, and the next few days were organized by the school for the out of state students and freshman to get themselves acquainted with the school, before the other students who lived in the dorms moved in for the year.

Katie and Jenny pulled their small amount of luggage out of the trunk, Katie making sure she had all their papers, "Jenny, what about all the rest of our stuff? I'm not planning on living out of a duffel bag while I'm here." She said, slinging her large, black personalized duffel bag over her shoulder.

"Apparently it's all supposed to have been shipped out here." Jenny explained as they headed to the dorm building.

Katie shrugged, "Ok…. I wonder if my parents are shipping my bike up here." She asked thoughtfully.

"With a mother like yours?" Jenny reminded pointedly.

The brunette then remembered how much her mom hated her having a bike, "Oh yeah. You're probably right."

Once inside the large, imposing, and creepy building, Katie and Jenny headed to the check-in desks that were set up in the lobby.

"Name please?" One of the secretaries, an older woman with glasses and a bun of grey hair so tight that it seemed to hold her aging face in place, asked.

"Jenny Olivera." Jenny said, passing the woman her transfer papers.

The woman nodded and checked off her name from a list before barely glancing at the transfer papers and shuffling through a small box for Jenny's schedule and room key, "Here you go," She said, passing the items, "You're rooming in 247."

"Thanks." Jenny said, moving out of the way so Katie could get her things.

"Name please?"

"Katie Cooper."

The secretary ran a gaudy, bright red nail down the list, stopping at a name, "Kathryn Cooper?"

Katie's right eye twitched, "…Yeah," She muttered, not liking when people called her by her given name, "That's me."

Once Katie got her key and schedule, the two teens made their way up the stairs (the school didn't have an elevator… why? Who the frak knows... ) and to the second floor, and to their room, 247.

They made their way down the unsurprisingly eerie hallway, the dim lighting and few windows made for lots of shadows, and half way down the hall they ran into a familiar blonde who was having some trouble with her luggage.

"You need any help with that?" Katie asked, eyeing the large amount of luggage the girl was trying to maneuver to her room.

She gave them a grateful look, "That'd be great. I'm Sarah, Sarah Wenham." She introduced.

"I'm Jenny Olivera, and that's Katie Cooper." Jenny introduced, grabbing one of Sarah's bags.

Katie followed suit, "Where are you rooming?" She asked as they made their way down the hall.

"245." Sarah answered, shifting one of the bags higher on her shoulder.

"That's right next door to us." Jenny said.

Sarah smiled, "That's cool. Did you just transfer to Spenser?"

"Yeah. We're from Southern California." Katie answered.

"That's pretty far. I just transferred in from Boston," She said, "So what brought you here? Moving all the way across the country just for your senior year seems like a really big change."

"We really, really want to go to Harvard." Jenny said, sending Katie a look as she brunette rolled her eyes.

Sarah on the other hand, missed the sarcasm.

('We're not making her spectacularly dense too, are we?' DA asked.
'Nah,' TRO replied, 'There'll be enough of that in the Power Rangers Misad.'
'Coming eventually, to a computer near you.')

"So do I," Sarah said as they reached her room, "Thanks for helping me out with my stuff."

"No problem," Katie said, placing Sarah's bags on one of the empty beds.

After leaving Sarah's room with the promise to meet up later for dinner, Katie and Jenny moved to their room next door to unpack their things.

Entering their small dorm room, the sight that greeted the two teens was a whitewashed room with two beds and two desks that was filled with a ton of boxes.

"Since when did we have so much…. stuff?" Jenny wondered as she made her way into the room through the maze of boxes so she could toss her duffel bag on one of the bare beds to claim it as her own.

"It's gotta be the DVD collection." Katie commented, her eyes flashing with a ring of fire as she used to open a box to her left.

After unpacking and setting up their room, a tiring endeavor that completely took up most of the afternoon, Katie and Jenny met up with Sarah and went to dinner at a small restaurant in town.

Two days later, their group of three was increased to four when Sarah's roommate, Kate Tunney moved into the dorms.

The four girls were relaxing in Katie and Jenny's room.

It was the Saturday before school was to begin, and Jenny, Sarah, and Kate were talking while Katie was on the phone with her parents trying to convince them to send her her beloved motorcycle.

"We'll it's not like Jenny and I can spend all our time here sharing her car," Katie insisted, throwing herself onto her bed while the girls watched her with amusement, "…If you let me drive it at home, why not here?... Seriously, all it's going to do at home is rust, and that is the last thing I need to deal with… Please?... Yeah, so Mom can ride it?... See my point?... Thank you Daddy! I'll call you later!... Bye!" Katie hung up her phone and tossed it on her nightstand, "Finally!"

"Your parents are against you having a motorcycle?" Kate asked, brushing her brown hair away from her face.

Katie chuckled, "My mom's against it more than anything."

Kate nodded in understanding.

"But they're still going to ship it over?" Jenny asked.

"Yep." The brunette said happily, flopping down onto her bed next to Sarah.

Sarah turned to Kate, "Hey, doesn't your boyfriend have a bike too?"

Kate nodded, "It's his pride and joy, that bike."

"Really…" Jenny trailed off with a smirk.

"So when are we going to meet this elusive boyfriend of yours?" Sarah asked with a smile.

Kate rolled her eyes, "I haven't seen him in a couple days, but he's going to be at the Dells tonight for the annual school kick-off party."

"We should definitely go." Jenny said.

"Definitely." Katie agreed with a smile.

There you go friends, chapter 2!

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More reviews equals faster writing equals more chapters equals happy readers and authoresses alike!

Now, here's a preview for chapter 3:

"Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Do you have any idea how much I don't give a shit?"

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Happy Reading!
TRO and DA