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This ones rather short and I dont like it at all. could have been better but for now it does the job. Read and review is great.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone.
But when she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
So the poor little doggie had none.

"Moony, get up," Sirius urged.

Remus said nothing.

"Pleaaaase?"

"Argh. Why?" Remus shifted in his comfortable chair.

"'Cause I said so, damnit! Get me a cookie right now."

"Can't you get it yourself?"

"No, but I want you to! Because that's what makes it so special, the fact you gave it to me."

"Or rather, you forced me to give one to you."

"Hurry up!"

Remus reluctantly ambled over to a lonely little cupboard where the Cookie Jar stood, along with its neighbors, Canned Peas, Corn Flakes, and Pancake Mix.

He retrieved the jar, turned to Sirius and handed it to him.

"Here."

"No!"

"What d'you mean, no?"

"I want the cookie, not the cookie jar!"

"This thing probably has 20 damn cookies in it!"

"I'm not putting my hand in that thing!"

"Argh! You are so difficult!"

Remus lifted the lid off the jar and peered inside. To his extreme annoyance, there were no cookies inside, but still felt around the jar, emerging with only a sad handful of crumbs.

"Sorry, Sirius. No more cookies."

"What?! Goddamn... All that great drama and acting for nothing!"