I know I said Kurt and Victor were the same age in the original oneshot, but it makes for more drama with an age gap. Sorry if it's another short chapter, I know I hate tiny chapters. :(

Don't own, don't profit.

(Break)

Kurt had been getting ready for a Danger Room session when Scott pulled him aside.

"What's going on with you, Logan and Victor?" Kurt shrunk back against the wall, wishing that he could camouflage himself.

"What do you mean, Scott?" Scott huffed in irritation, ruffling a hand through his hair.

"Don't play innocent. I saw you and Victor go into his room, then Logan went in a few minutes later and locked the door. How long has this been going on?" Kurt, realizing that he had no way of avoiding this, shrugged.

"Victor and I, a few months. Logan, perhaps two."

"Is it serious?" Again, Kurt shrugged.

"Not really. It's fairly routine, but that's about it." Scott glared at him.

"Besides the age difference, do I really need to tell you why this is a bad idea?" Kurt glared back up at him.

"Why? Because we're all men? Sorry, Scott, but not everyone is straight."

"That's not it at all."

"So why are you picking on me and not saying a word to all the hetero couples that I see sucking face every day? At least we're being discreet about it. I could understand if we were groping each other in front of students, but we're not. We've not so much as glanced the wrong way at each other outside of our bedrooms." Scott sighed and fidgeted with one of his rings.

"Kurt, you're overreacting."

"No, you're being a homophobic jerk. When the rules are the same for everyone, then you can tell me I'm overreacting." Kurt teleported away, leaving Scott to fume.

(Break)

Victor was weeding the garden when Scott approached him. Kurt had told him of his earlier encounter with Scott, so he was wary.

"What do you want, Scott?" Scott put a look of concern on his face.

"I suppose Kurt already talked to you. Look, I'm worried about you. Kurt's 13 years older than you, and who knows how old Logan is. Don't you think you should be seeing someone a little closer to your own age?" Victor chuckled darkly.

"Who do you suggest I date, Scott? The only guys my age are straight. Besides, I'm not dating Kurt or Logan, it's just fun. I'm the one who started all this anyway, so I think I know what I'm getting into."

"How about Kitty?" Victor made a face.

"Where have you been, Scott? Did you miss the whole me coming out of the closet thing? Kitty's my friend, but I am so not interested in girls." Done with the conversation, Victor disappeared and walked away, leaving Scott alone to fume again.

(Break)

Logan was drinking a beer outside when Scott found him.

"Don't want to talk to you, Summers." He pulled a cigar out and lit it, inhaling deeply before blowing the smoke in Scott's face. Scott coughed and waved his hand in front of his face.

"You're supposed to be trimming hedges. Why are you hiding back here?"

"Done with the hedges. Built-in trimmers and all." Logan took a swig of beer and looked at Scott. "Now shoo."

"You need to stop what you're doing."

"Why? I'm done with my work, and Charles said I could do whatever I wanted when I was finished." Scott sighed.

"With Kurt and Victor." Logan cocked an eyebrow.

"I don't see how that's any of your business. What adults do in the privacy of their own bedrooms has nothing to do with you."

"Victor's twenty years old!"

"Your point?"

"Kurt's 33 and you're how old?" Logan shrugged.

"Not sure. Do you have a point? My beer's betting warm." Scott growled in frustration and stalked away.

(Break)

That night in Logan's bed, Kurt brought the subject up.

"So, did Scott talk to either one of you?" Victor nodded.

"Yeah, he wanted me to date Kitty. Ew." Logan yawned an affirmative as well.

"He was going on about how old we all are. What's his problem anyway?"

"His mom probably dropped him on his head," Victor supplied helpfully.

"Perhaps Jean is not giving him any, so he's jealous," Kurt offered.

"How about both?" Logan asked.

"Sounds good to me," Victor said as he snuggled up to Logan, Kurt against his back. "Now can we stop talking about Scott and get to the fun stuff?"