Harry Potter
No, I don't have a statement for you. You pantywaists at the Ministry have done nothing since this war started but try to pin the blame on someone. Here's an idea for you—take action!
Oh, God, is that a Quick-Quotes Quill? Get rid of that thing—I hate those! I can see the recorder spell, you don't need that stupid quill.
Well, as much as I dislike the Ministry's current policies, I do know you're probably going to publish something all of wizarding Britain will read.
Okay, I suppose I'll give you a quote. Erm…Okay.
We have no evidence that Hermione is not under the Imperious Curse. Despite public belief, I do not believe Hermione is a dark witch. There is no evidence that my friend has joined the ranks of Lord Voldemort.
Yeah, that's all I'm going to say.
Go away.
Any time now.
I've got bits of Voldemort's soul to track down and destroy.
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