A/N ANOTHER ONE! Yay.
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"Lily."
Lily didn't look up from her book.
"Lily Marie Evans."
Still, Lily Marie Evans didn't look up from her book.
"Lily, will you go out with me? Please and thank you's with chocolate on top?"
"Nope."
Ugh. James was driving me mad. And Lily, probably.
Lily, James, and I were the only ones in the common room. Lily was on the couch reading some sappy muggle romance book. James was sitting on the arm of the couch, pestering Lily, and unknowingly pestering me, and I was sitting in my favourite armchair reading Hogwarts: A history.
"L. I. L. Y. M. A. R. I. E. E. V. A. N. S."
"Oh good, you can spell."
James grunted and flung himself backwards dramatically. And he must have forgotten that there was nothing but floor behind him, as he went right off his seat.
And onto the floor. Hard.
Which made Lily and I smirk in satisfaction.
"LILY! WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME!" James wailed. He sounded worse than Mrs Norris weeping after we accidently stepped on her tail in the high heels we had borrowed off Lily.
We got three months detention for that.
Stupid cat.
Lily groaned and got up. She made her way up the stairs to her dormitory. "Shut up, Potter."
James got up and made his way over to me.
"Remmy old buddy. Why won't she go out with me?" He pouted.
"Because you're an egotistical, arrogant ponce that won't take 'no' for an answer."
"REMMY! How could you?"
James started sobbing dramatically, and I just rolled my eyes. After a few minutes of this, I whipped out my wand and cast the silencing charm over him.
He continued to silently wail until he realised he wasn't making a sound. He looked to me, and glared.
I just smirked. "Silence is golden."
A/N Okay, so what did you guys think? :P
Oh, and give me ideas. I'd love for you guys to help.