Hi again! I know, I'm updating two times today, but these are sooooo short and easy to write...

Submit characters you want to hear from! So far, I've got a Reyna, Tyson, Nico, and Jason request. WRITE ME A REVIEW FOR THE STEREOTYPICAL STORIES THAT THEY'RE IN, please :) It would help!

Once again, I don't mean to offend anyone by writing these!

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HOO.

Song that is stuck in my head and won't get out: We Need A Break

Dear Fan Fiction Authors,

What's up with all these stories about me ditching Piper for Reyna? Or me ditching Reyna for Piper? First of all, Reyna and I were never a couple. We might have been, if the circumstances were different, but we aren't. You got that, everyone, Reyna and I aren't a couple and we probably will never be one because I like Piper!

Now, for all you people who support "Liper" or whatever their couple name is. Leo is my best friend and Piper is my other best friend, who became my girlfriend. If I'm mistaken, please tell me, but I don't think that Piper would break up with me for Leo. That's just cruel. Especially since Leo has never shown any interest in Piper whatsoever, and she hasn't shown any interest in him either.

Oh, and there isn't some crazy love triangle between me, Piper, and Reyna! Well, at least that I know of...

Sorry, but not sorry,

Jason