Oh my god!
Okay, I'm so excited to start a brand new season again. You'll see that a lot of this is going to change this season. Including a brand new format, no more single episode chapters; now you guys will get two or three chapters per episode.
Also we have ten new OC's belonging to some very great people, and I can tell you guys they're an extremely fun group.
So enough of my random babbling and enjoy the first chapter back.
Disclaimer: Do you really think I own Total Drama Action?
Editor's Note: Hey there, this is Sarcastic Spirit! Some of you may know me by my old pen name, 4evacrazy. Anyways, you guys are in for a huge treat this season, because from what I've seen so far, this season's going to be bigger, better, and more dramatic! So I edited this chapter for GossipQueen101, and I have to say, she's really improved since last season. You guys should be proud of her :) Anyways, enough of my babbling, let's get on with the chapter!
Chapter One: The Freshmen's
The camera turned on to show a sunny day, the sky didn't have a single cloud on it and it looked like a gorgeous day until the camera turned to show the actual scene. It was the Paramount studios in sunny California. Standing there in front of the gleaming golden gates was the handsome, sadistic, and unforgettable host, Chris McLean.
"Hello television viewing world. Chris McLean here and well, I'm back for another season of this show. I honestly don't know why I come back, but whatever keeps my face on television!" Chris rambled on happily until the camera man cleared his throat.
"So it's actually been a year since you last saw these... teens," he said after looking for a word to describe the teenagers he'd spent an entire summer with last year.
"So with that, we're actually coming to this brand new location,"-Chris pointed behind himself- "and we'll have them competing in movie themed challenges. I also have a certain…" Chris dropped his voice down to a whisper. "…surprise for the teens." A large honk let him know that first teen was arriving to the film set.
A dingy, scratched up limo made its way into the film set's cul-de-sac and the car made an abrupt stop. The overweight limo driver ran, well, wobbled would be more accurate, over to the dented door. He tipped his hat to whoever was inside the limo, and opened the door.
Out of the limo, came a beautiful brunette girl. She was wearing an oversized plaid shirt, a pair of Grey bleached skinny jeans, and converse sneakers. She grabbed her luggage and started making her way towards the handsome host.
"And here's out first contestant, Hyacinth De Le Vega!" he announced as she took off her Ray Ban sunglasses. She didn't do anything except look at the host, who moved a step away from her. She looked great; no longer did she wear her hair short and multi-colored. Her hair was now long, dark brown, and had a natural red shine, and she had a light tan that made the freckles on her nose come out more.
"Oh praise the heavens above," Hyacinth rolled her eyes as sarcasm rolled off her tongue. "Thank goodness we have our good ole sadistic, twisted host to watch over us this season instead of some nice and caring host."
Her shoulders slumped as her eyes darted to Chris, who was apparently did not appreciate her sarcasm and showed it with a frown and a set of thick, deeply furrowed eyebrows that caused his forehead crinkle.
"Whatever would we do without you?" Chris huffed, his chest stuck out as he crossed his arms like a little child.
"You'd have a no one here to tell you that you're an old man with a Barbie-doll's plastic personality, that's what." Hyacinth yawned.
"I am not old!" The host narrowed his onyx eyes at the punk who pointedly ignored him by pulling a book out.
"That's what you claim," Hyacinth said as she pulled her bags forward.
"She doesn't know what she's talking about," Chris huffed before smiling back to the camera. "But our next camper does: Serena Van Der Woodsen!"
The limo door opened and a black Mary Jane stepped out of the limo. A long tan leg followed the shoe and out came the gorgeous blonde from last season. She was wearing a multi-colored blazer and a black shirt. She shook her wavy hair and walked over to Hyacinth, who was smiling at her old friend.
"Serena," Chris greeted the pretty blonde. "Serena," Chris repeated suavely as he checked her out.
"I see you're still the exact same perv as you were last season," Serena said as she pulled her luggage onto the truck that Hyacinth put hers on.
"How have you been?" The blonde asked Hyacinth as she hugged her tightly. "It must have totally sucked having to be stuck on the road for an entire month. But at least you had Alex."
"Yeah that was a really wild June" Hyacinth said with a smile on her face. "Wow, Serena, I must say it's like standing next to a celebrity being next to you."
"Don't say that Hyacinth," Serena replied with a smile. "A couple of trips down the red carpet don't make you a celebrity."
"Well being on Teen Vogue, as Reality's "It" girl does." Hyacinth grinned.
The two girls were talking about their year away from the show when the next limo came around the cul-de-sac. The limo screeched to a stop as it threw out fire from behind. Both girls looked over to find the driver opening the front of the smoky engine and waving the fumes away from his face. Out of the car, came a fiery redhead with sleek straight hair and blunt bangs with a cell phone to her ear. She flipped her hair and kicked the limo door shut.
"Well if it isn't our next contestant: Kimberly Carlyle," Chris announced while Kimberly pulled her luggage out angrily, tripping on it a fair bit.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever Chris."
"You call that driving!?" Kimberly shrieked at the limo driver as he shrunk away from the fuming girl. "By the time I'm done with you, the only thing you'll be driving is toy cars." She hissed venomously as she grabbed her bags and walked toward the other two contestants.
"I thought it was only favorites from last season who were returning," Serena whispered over to her friend.
"I think she snuck her way in or something."
"So where are the other losers?" Kimberly asked as Hyacinth rolled her eyes, clearly not ready to deal with the red head's personality. "I can't imagine that it's only the three of us competing."
"They're not here yet Kimberly," Hyacinth articulated for the redhead, who just glared at her and went back to her conversation with whoever it was that she was talking too on her phone.
"I'm so not ready to deal with people like that," Hyacinth said as Serena nodded in agreement.
Another limo was coming down the circular movie lot driveway, which had a fancy water fountain of Chris with a harmonica that had water spouting out of a relatively inappropriate place.
"That's so wrong" Hyacinth said pointing out the fountain "What's that, an ode to the jerk?"
"No! It's an ode to me" Chris retorted and Serena giggled at Chris's stupidity. "Well the next contestants are: Chanel Roberts and Cam Harrison"
The limo door opened and a pair of lacy black legging, with a pair of ruffled black cutout booties stepped out off the limo. It was Chanel, and she looked great, She'd died her hair to a deep brown, and she looked extremely elegant in a white ruffled blouse and black pencil skirt. She took of her sunglasses and looked up towards the film set and smiled, ready to start a new season.
"C'mon, Cameron" she whined as a cute brown haired boy came out of the limo. He had wind blown brown hair and had very cute model looks. He was wearing a cute plaid shirt with a cardigan. They looked so different as Cam looked very relaxed and Chanel looked like she was ready to rule the world.
"So are you two together now?" Chris asked the two teenagers as they stepped out of the limo. Cam and Chanel looked at each other and started laughing.
"That's a good one" Cam said as Chanel wiped a tear off her face. They just kept walking as Chris stood there confused.
"What did I say?" the host wondered out loud to himself.
"Serena?" asked Chanel, shocked to see the beautiful blonde after a year of hearing about her on the red carpets. "Is that really you?"
"Yeah," Serena beamed as she hugged the matured fashionista. "I can't believe how cute you look!"
"You know working at Chanel really helps you out," Chanel grinned back.
"Chanel working at Chanel," Hyacinth quipped. "Am I the only one who finds that funny?"
"Hyacinth!" Chanel gasped in shock, hugging the girl who was not only one of her best friends, but had also seriously helped Chanel out with her relationship with Dane. "Oh my god! Oh, and Dane told me to tell you that you still owe him a beer."
"Wow, you're still with Dane?" asked Hyacinth, clearly shocked. "What's he up to now?"
"He's a junior NASCAR driver. It takes a lot of time from his schedule, but we're really happy together," Chanel smiled as she joined the other girls."How about Jason and you?"
It was like taking a bullet for the pale girl. She had known that people would ask, she had prepared herself for this moment, but that didn't mean it hurt any less. All Hyacinth could do was suck it up and say, "We're not exactly together anymore."
Serena and Chanel looked at each other in disbelief, not believing the brunette, who stared down at her red converse before looking up to give them a weak smile.
Both Serena and Chanel understood her expression, and decided not to talk about it anymore, but still hugged their friend tightly.
"So I guess I'll take all these bags by myself," Cam sighed as he grabbed Chanel's bags and his, but noticed a certain redhead in his way. He smiled at her with a big, open grin. "Hey Kimberly."
"I'm really happy your back Cam," Kimberly said as Cam continued his struggle to pick up the bags, not really paying attention to the Type-A.
"Thanks Kim, now if you don't mind, I have a bunch of bags to carry," said Cam as he walked past Kimberly who looked back at his firm butt and found herself staring.
"I'll see you around then," she quipped before hearing the brakes of a limo with sparks flying where it was missing a wheel. She turned around to see the muscular teen that had been on her team last year smiling through the sunroof.
"And our next contestant: Mark Garrison," Chris said as Mark climbed out of the sunroof and jumped onto the ground. He grabbed his luggage and started walking to his old friend.
"Chris how you doing?" Mark asked the host, before pulling the host into a hug.
"Dude, my hair!"
"Oops! Sorry," Mark said as he kept walking, leaving the pissed-off host to fix his highly endorsed hair.
"Dude, that was sick!" hollered a voice that made Serena smile. She turned around to see Mark. He looked really good with his tousled blonde hair and his light blue eyes that gleamed when he looked her way. He was wearing a really tight graphic tee that showed off his abs very well and a pair of cargo shorts that showed off his well-exercised calves.
"Serena" he said as he walked her way, hugging her tightly "It's been too long."
"I agree," Serena laughed, kissing him on the cheek. "You big goofball."
Mark looked down at her messy waves, thinking about how only Serena could pull off such a ridiculous look. But then again, anything that the petite blond did make her look beautiful.
"Hyacinth, you're here too?" Mark asked as he walked back to the group of guys waiting. "Dude, it feels like a reunion!"
"Mark, you're back too?" asked Cam, being one of Mark's best friends back on the island
"I thought I was going to be stuck here with the step-sis," Cam said, pointing to his step-sister Chanel, who was trying to stay away from Kimberly.
"Hey I heard that, you idiot," quipped Chanel as she hugged Mark tightly. Mark saw Kimberly barking at her cell phone, so he sneaked up behind her and hugged her tightly.
"Get off of me, you Neanderthal!" Kimberly shrieked as she punched at his well developed abs.
Mark let go off her and went back to Cam, talking about some magazines he found in the limo, and from the sound of them they were some of the kinds teenage boys would love to find.
A limo was coming around, and the teens all wondered who it would be. Since they hadn't talked to each other, they didn't know how was arriving and who wasn't.
The limo driver, who was a very tall man, opened the door for the passage. Serena saw a pair of black hiking boots come out of the limo followed by a boy that Serena knew far too well. He was wearing a fedora, with a part of his gorgeous brown hair coming out of it. He straightened out his white button down shirt that exposed a little chest before walking towards the group. He smiled at Serena, before she hugged him tightly.
"Now our next contestant will be: Alex Park." Chris said, as he checked his clock. "How many more kids do we have left?" he asked an intern that happened to be walking by.
"Not a lot, but we still have to fix up for that person that's coming."
"Oh yeah, how could I forget" Chris rolled his eyes, thinking back to that meeting.
"How have you been?" Alex asked Serena, thrilled to get a chance to catch up with the blonde beauty.
"Fine, you know fashion show, red carpets, what's not to like?" Serena replied with a giggle
"You know I hope you know that I still remember the scene of paparazzi that followed you to my show, it was like Madonna had arrived to see me," Alex joked before walking towards the others. Hyacinth quickly hugged the lanky guy tightly, as they'd both grown close during the break. They'd both been touring with Cobra Starship, All America Rejects and Fall Out Boy for the entire summer. Alex had been an opening act and Hyacinth was his roadie.
"How's my favorite roadie been?"
"Is that all I am too you Alex?"
"You know you were pretty awesome cook too," he said, getting him a punch from the brunette. "I'm joking, you're awesome Hyacinth."
Alex looked over as he saw the guy who had gone from enemy to friend, Mark. The fit teen hugged him tightly as Alex hugged him back, barely getting his arms around Mark.
"Alex, how have you been? I've gotta tell you that I loved that concert I went too."
"Well thanks Mark. I remember the huge signs that you and your friends made," Alex said as he put down his guitar case. He looked at the people there, and he could tell that he was in for a ride.
The next limo was coming around the circle, and through the sun roof was a beautiful blond dancing. Her luscious blond mane was flying in the wind, and her crystal blue eyes light up when she saw her friends.
"Can she be any stupider?" Kimberly snorted as she saw Annaleigh get out of her limo, after her driver screamed at her in a thick accent that left her confused. Annaleigh was wearing a nude knit dress with gorgeous flowers that hung loosely off her body, but she still looked beautiful. The dress was well matched with a pair of nude Mary Janes.
"And the next contestant is the beautiful, talented, gorgeous, Annaleigh Tipton!" Chris winked as most of the teens giggled.
"That was really smooth Chris," Hyacinth said patting the host on the shoulder. "Maybe you should just tell her that you love her, it would save a bunch of time and keep you from having to think up big words like 'gorgeous'."
"You think that'd work?"
"It's Annaleigh. Anything would work on her, even your creepy flirting."
"Aw. Thanks Chris! That was so nice," Annaleigh hugged the handsome man before walking over to the luggage truck.
"Annaleigh!" shouted the blonde's best friend, Chanel, as both girls started jumping in place.
"You look so pretty Chanel! It's so weird being back with everyone, isn't it?"
"Well everyone we like his here, except for Kimberly," Chanel whispered, making Annaleigh giggle as she headed over to hug all her other friends.
"Dude why haven't you hit that yet?" Mark asked Cam, after Annaleigh pinched his cheek.
"I don't know,"
"What's not to know?" Mark asked, pointing over at the blonde who was talking to Alex "Man, it's Annaleigh, and I think she wants you."
Cam couldn't help laughing at Mark's completely serious face. He thought of Annaleigh like a sister, that, and he wasn't ready to be in a relationship again.
"Look Cam, as your best friend I have to tell you, you need to get over Karma and move on to the hottie that is Annaleigh," Mark said patting his friend's shoulder. Maybe Mark was right, Cam had to get over Karma and this was the perfect place to do it.
The next limo was coming around, but Hyacinth couldn't care else. She wanted all these people to just arrive in a bus and start this season already. She was ready to win some money and hopefully win this season, instead of eliminating herself for some guy.
That guy would be Jason Ramone, the guy she had loved but was now just an idiot she wished would stay far, far, far away from the film set. She just couldn't bear to see his face, not without wanting to punch him and cry at the same time.
The limo stopped and she expected Blair to come out complaining about not having paparazzi throwing themselves at her to get some pictures. For once in her life, she wished it was Blair, rather that the guy getting out of the limousine. His shaggy black hair, his handsome face, and those blue eyes that she had once loved. It was Jason.
"And the next contestant is our favorite rebel: Jason Ramone."
"Thanks for the intro Chris," Jason sneered as he picked up his duffel bag.
"At least you didn't come by police escort this time around,"
"Whatever," Jason said. He looked around not believing that he'd actually agreed to return to this stupid game, he just hoped that it would keep him away fr- no, it couldn't be. But it was; Hyacinth.
"What are you doing here?" she asked as she stormed towards him. She looked beautiful, not that she had ever looked anything but, but boy did she look angry as she stood in front of him.
"What does it look like I'm here to do?"
"I don't know? Ruin my life!"
Jason just stood in front of her and started laughing. It was hilarious that Hyacinth really thought he'd come to ruin her life. She looked up at his shaggy black hair and blue eyes wanting to slap him, but Hyacinth resisted.
"What happened with them?" Mark asked Alex, as everyone watched on. The teens were expecting Hyacinth to kill Jason, just with the glare she was giving him.
"They broke up during the break," Alex replied.
"So that's why Hyacinth looks smoking hot this season?"
"Dude," Alex said, giving his friend a weird look. "It's still Hyacinth."
The two former lovers were so into their argument that they didn't notice the long haired blood red head and the dorky guy that came out of out the limo after her.
"Why do you think they're arguing?" Bambi asked her boyfriend, Eddie, as they looked on.
"What's their problem?" Eddie asked Chris, who looked entertained by the arguing. He hadn't expected people to start arguing until at least the second day, not that he was disappointed it had come earlier than expected.
"I don't know, but it's going to make for some really good rating this season," Chris grinned as he pointed at the camera man to continue filming at the arguing duo.
"Why am I even wasting my time arguing with you?" the brunette asked herself before walking away. Jason couldn't help but stare at her backside as she walked away. That ended up better than what he had expected, so he shrugged and went to join his friends.
Bambi squeezed her boyfriend's hand and he looked at her. They were both thinking the exact same thing; 'What were thinking, agreeing to another season of this?'
"Well since that's over, here are the next two contestants: Eddie Charger and Bambi Carlson," Chris said, bored and annoyed now that the fight had stopped.
Bambi was wearing a white Paramore concert T-shirt under a black mini vest, black skinny jeans and black pumps. She'd let her hair grow and she'd dyed it an unusual blood red with blue highlights. Both Chanel and Annaleigh had gasped in terror when they saw her eccentric look, but smiled when they saw the guy next to her. Eddie had changed for the better since he left the island. He had put on muscle, and actually had the physic of a lacrosse player rather than that of a nerd. Eddie was wearing a graphic tee that featured well... a pineapple, and he was wearing shorts with a pair of slip on black converse.
The two went off to say hello to their friends, just as the next limo came around the cul-de-sac.
The car was steaming as it slowly came to a stop and the limo door opened with a bunch of smoke coming out of it. Out of the smoke, came out a faux-hawked brunette. He had a grease smudge on his cheek right below his brown eyes. He smiled as he walked out with his luggage in hand.
"And our next camper is Todd Balgaire," Chris said as the muscular teen patted him on the back.
"Man another season of this," he said in his deep voice. Todd was wearing a black shirt (with 'We Are The Kings' Secret Valentine album cover design in white) with sleeves that hugged his biceps, a red and black plaid shirt on top of it, faded jeans, a spiked bracelet, a new necklace (dog tags framed with silver), and black Chucks. Todd spotted his old friend Serena, and walked towards her.
She hugged him tightly and looked at him.
"How have you been?" she questioned the taller teen
"Great. Living with the grandma, open air and of course, lot's of pranking."
"So how's Tory dude?" Mark asked him and Serena looked at Todd with a smile.
"Act-" Todd was able to say before they heard a loud crash. The next limo slammed into the broken one that Todd had just came out of. The driver looked at Chris, who stomped on the red carpet that lead to the gates.
"Do you know much those limos cost?" Chris demanded.
"Probably twenty dollars," Hyacinth joked as Chris rolled his dark eyes. The chipped black limo door flew open even before the driver could get to the door.
"Oh my god!" they heard a voice shriek as the other campers saw a beautiful brunette step out. Following her was a gorgeous dark haired boy.
"Blair?" he questioned, wondering why she was upset. "That was really fun! Man you've got some really good driving skills!" He said with a smile until his girlfriend turned to his goofy, smiling face.
"Riley?! What if I had died because this idiot crashed into that piece of sh-" Someone cleared their throat and Blair noticed that the camera was on her. She quickly smiled and silently cursed signing that deadly contract last year.
"Why if it isn't the most unexpected couple ever: Riley McAdams and Blair Waldorf," the handsome host announced as Riley grabbed their bags and took them to the luggage truck.
"Riley! Watch it. It's Galliano" Blair warned, obviously still in love with her labels.
"Wow, I can't believe that you two are still together," Chris said, shaking his head in disbelief. Riley wrapped an arm around his girlfriend's waist as they walked past the host. Blair was glad that he did that since she knew that everyone was staring at her, all because of that nasty dyed blood redheaded freak: otherwise known as Bambi.
"Blair," Blair heard Riley's soothing voice. "Be nice. We're here to start on a new leaf."
"I guess you're right" Blair agreed as she looked over at Annaleigh.
"Have you talked to her?" Chanel whispered to her best friend. Annaleigh shook her head, but she smiled over at Blair. The brunette returned the smile, and Annaleigh knew that she was on good terms with the Queen Bee.
"Did you guys hear what happened last season?" Kimberly chimed in from behind the two girls. Usually Chanel found the redhead annoying, but if she had a piece of gossip, she wasn't about to stop Kimberly from telling her.
"What happened last season?" Chanel asked, anticipating some juicy gossip.
"Well apparently Liam hooked with someone upstairs in one of Chef's bedrooms while we were all the downstairs," Kimberly explained to the girls. That was a piece of gossip that neither of them could possibly keep to themselves.
"Who did he hook up with?" Annaleigh asked the redhead and Kimberly couldn't help but give a devilish smile.
"I don't think I should say. You know, I overheard a name, but I'm sure it doesn't mean anything."
"Tell us who Kimberly!" Chanel urged the redhead. Kimberly stopped, smirking with her back facing the two. She turned around, looking secretive, and whispered, "Abby."
"What?!?" he two friends gasped in unison as the next limo started driving into the circle.
It looked a lot better than the ones that the previous guys had just arrived in. It stopped quietly and the driver opened the door as all the other campers looked over. A studded bootie came out of the limo followed by a long leg. Then came out a head with long pale blonde hair, the campers stood wondering who the mysterious girl was. She had a really bold red lip and pale, smoky-grey eye shadow that made her blue eyes pop. She was wearing a leather vest over a simple white tank top and mini skirt.
"It's been to long," she said to herself as she rolled her bags towards the other competitors.
"Who's that?" Cam asked Mark, as he checked out the mystery girl. She looked so familiar though he couldn't place her for some reason.
"I don't know but dude she's hot."
"Everyone, the next contestant is Abby James," Chris read the note in disbelief. "Really, that's Abby? Dude she looks hot," he said to an intern that confirmed that the beautiful blonde was indeed Abby.
Abby just smiled awkwardly as everyone looked at her shocked. Some had heard of what happened so they looked on at her angrily, some looked shocked by her new appearance, and others were standing directly in front of her, like Kimberly was.
"Abby?! You look gorgeous!" the redhead exclaimed as she looked at her friend, shocked. Abby could just laugh as Kimberly hugged her tightly leaving the blonde gasping for air. At least she still had Kimberly to hug her. "How have you been?"
"I'm fine Kimberly," Abby barely made out before the red head let go of her. "Nice seeing you too."
"I'm sorry," said Kimberly as she fixed Abby's clothes. "It's just that I didn't know you were going to be in this season!"
"I wasn't actually going to come back, because of the ex boyfriend and his secret girlfriend," Abby whispered. "But I thought, 'What the hell?' and here I am."
"Okay," Kimberly said looking at her friend, somewhat confused. "Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Yeah," Abby said with a smile, before waving over at Serena. At least she was happy to have some friends still in the group.
"Oh my god," Annaleigh whispered to Chanel. "I can't believe that she actually came back."
"Well I would have done it too. Blair deserved it!"
"But that's pretty messed up, I would have hated to see my boyfriend with another girl having s-e-x," Annaleigh spelled out the word in hushed tones, making Chanel giggle.
"You know what'd make it worse? If Liam was back too."
"Now that'd be bad," Annaleigh agreed with a nod, putting her hands on her hips.
"Umm... McLean don't we have everyone?" Jason asked the black haired host, who kept checking his watch.
HONK! HONK! HONK!
The contestants turned over to the cul-de-sac to see a rickety, rusted yellow school bus driving towards them. The bus was being driven by someone that Annaleigh knew quite personally. It was the goofy blonde intern that she made out with during the finale; Dave.
"Does that idiot even know how to drive" sneered Blair as she looked over her shoulder. The bus didn't seem to be stopping and her eyes flew open as Dave eyes were wide and was hand gesturing everyone to move out of his way. The bus flew by all the scared teens as they saw the broken down bus skid to a stop, fling mud onto the hair of the beauty obsessed host.
"What the hell! I just fixed my hair again" complained the host as a mob of intern surrounded him at a snap of his well manicured finger.
"It's not like any of those interns are going to make you better looking" a female voice came out from the yellow bus. The teens turned to see a beautiful Asian girl standing out of the bus. The girl had a straight black hair and clear average toned skin. Her almond shaped eyes seemed to smirk, as everyone suddenly knew who she was. She was wearing a white tight fitting tank top with a black belt cinched around the ribs, a short black jacket over it, a short black skirt, and strappy black heels.
"If it isn't one of our new competitors: The famous Charlotte Hinataki"
Everyone looked at each other in confusion. New competitors, they thought it was only going to be them? Since no one seemed to ask, Jason stepped up and asked.
"What new competitors? I though it was only going to be us"
"You thought wrong then, you guys honestly didn't think that it was just going to be you losers" laughed the sadistic host, making everyone groan in anger.
"Does that mean, I have to remember more names?" Annaleigh asked, as Chanel daintily nodded her head.
"But why is a famous movie star like her doing on a reality show?" Hyacinth asked as Charlotte snapped her head up, when some said "famous movie star"
"Oh this show need a someone to pick up the ratings" Charlotte said arrogantly as Blair looked at her shocked "That and my agent thought this would be good for me"
"Oh my god! Oh my god!" shrieked a voice from inside the bus. The teens saw Charlotte shudder at the voice, knowing exactly who it was.
"Who's that?"
"You don't want to know"
"Actually I think they will because that's next contestant: Laila Sharma" Chris said with a wicked grin as a curvy girl who was clearly from Indian descent. She was wearing her black hair in a single center braid. She was wearing a red tank top with a beaded flower pattern on it that bares her lower stomach, a pair of low rise jeans, black platform sandals, a pair of gold hoop earrings, and probably about ten gold and silver bangles total on her wrists. She looked at everyone with a wild grin and her eyes shifting around.
"Hi Mom, Hi Dad!" she grabbed the nearest camera and brought it to her face.
"I'm finally in Hollywood! Look I'm with the famous Charlotte Hinataki!" Laila giddly said as she hugged Charlotte tightly and smiled at the camera.
"What's her problem?" Blair asked as Laila ran over to where she and Serena were standing.
"Will you sign my Vogue?" asked the curvy tan girl, as she pulled out a wrinkly, wet and torn issue of the Vogue that both Serena and her had graced. It showed them in Camp couture standing in front of the dock at Thunder Island. Serena smiled gracefully, though to be honest she was a bit freaked out by the girl who was jumping in place in front of them.
"Sure I'll sign in, I'll just get a pe-" was all Serena could let one before Laila pushed both Blair and Serena out of the way and went up to a scared Alex. Laila had hugged him so tightly that both their faces were touching, so close that Alex could smell the strawberry lip gloss she was wearing.
"Um… Hey" Alex politely said not wanting to hurt the girls feeling "Do you mind getting off of me?"
"I just love you so much" Laila hissed "I love all your songs; it's like you were singing all of the to me especially Sunburn"
Alex could hear the guys behind him giggling, as he looked down at the smaller girl that was still hugging at his waist. Every time that he tried to nudge her off, she just hugged him tighter so he just quit.
"I told you, you didn't want to know" Charlotte quipped as she checked out her ends, while Mark and Cam seemed to be drooling at the sight of her.
When Laila finally let go of Alex and went to harass Annaleigh about how beautiful she was, a soccer ball came out of the bus hitting Hyacinth square on the side of the head.
"Who did this?" she asked angrily as she could Jason holding his lips from laughing. She held the black and white ball that had just hit her dead on.
"My bad" said a guy's voice as they all returned to see a lightly tan, blonde, fit guy come out of the bus with a scared facial expression and his hand raised. He was wearing a green soccer jersey with the number 13 written on it in white, a pair of denim shorts that go down to practically his knees, and a pair of white and black sneakers and by the looks of it, he was obviously a jock.
"Man that was an awesome kick" Jason said, putting an arm around the confused teen as he stared at Hyacinth enraged face.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for the ball to hit you"
"I reckon Adam didn't mean it" said the next teen that came off the bus. He had a huge Austrilian accent but spoke with a southern dialect. He was obviously fit as bits of his chest was coming out of his blue flannel. All the girls looked entranced by him, especially Annaleigh and Chanel.
"Yeah! I just don't want to die on my first day here" Adam quipped as Jason squeezed his neck a bit tighter.
"It's okay, just make sure that next time you kick a ball you hit the idiot next to you" Hyacinth said throwing the soccer ball back at Adam, who caught it clumsy.
"Yes ma'm"
"Dude" Jason yelled nudging Adam before returning back to the group. Adam just shrugged his shoulder and walked over to his friend that saved him.
"Thanks Austin. I thought she was going to rip my head off"
"No problem, y'all just met and she doesn't really seem that bad" Austin said looking at the brunette sit down on her luggage and start reading "Gone With The Wind".
Following Adam and Austin, two girls came off the bus. They were laughing and seemed to be excited to finally be here. One was a petite girl was a delicate figure but the most unique thing about her was her hair. It was colored a bright bubblegum pink. The other girl was fairly tall at being 5'9" and had a natural tan. She was slender yet curvy in all the right places.
"And you two must be Juliet Blackwell and Chetan Beckett" Chris announced the two girls. Juliet stood awkward as she tugged on her white flowly blouse. Chetan, on the other hand stood confidently.
"Yes we are" Chetan replied for the both of them "And good thing you pronounced my name right McLean, though everyone calls me Riley"
"Hey, everyone calls me that too" Riley responded from the crowd, making a few chuckles come from the crowd.
"Well you seem like a pretty fun guys, so looks like us Riley's are gonna have to stick together" Chetan joked and Blair rolled her eyes.
"Who did this girl think she was?" the queen bee thought to herself, before looking at Abby laughing with Bambi. She couldn't believe that Abby had never said sorry for what she did, not that she even cared. Having Liam out of her life was the best thing to come out of that party.
Chetan grabbed her luggage and walked over to next to Charlotte, who wasn't so happy to have the fun loving girl stand next to her.
Juliet was having trouble getting her luggage out of her the bus. She tugged and tugged, bit it wouldn't come out. "Wow Juliet, you're first day and you're already making a fool of yourself" Juliet thought. She mentally cursed the huge heart covered trunk, until she felt a hand touch hers.
"Do you need any help?"
Juliet looked over to the body connect to the hand to see a cute guy grinning at her. He had a adorable grease stain of his cheek and a grin that seemed to shine.
"Um… Uh… Sure" was all that Juliet could barely get out. He just chuckled as he pulled the trunk out. Juliet could see his biceps flexing as he held the trunk and took it over to the luagge pickup.
"I'm Todd, by the way" he said as he dusted his hands of his jeans.
"I'm Juliet. Though you can call me Julie, everyone calls me Julie" Juliet babbled something she did when she was nervous.
"Well, I'll see you around" Todd quipped with a wink before walking back to Cam and Mark. Juliet felt like her knees were gonna give out on her before being snapped back by someone screaming "Thank you! Thank You!"
Those "Thank You"'s were coming from a guy who was kissing the ground as another teenager looked at him awkwardly.
"Kurt, get up" said the teen that was standing next to him. He was a tall lanky tan boy, who's messy black hair seemed to be sticking out in every which way. His almond shaped brown eyes just kept looking at the guy who was kissing the ground.
"What's his problem?" asked Alex as they looked on as the kneeling teen kept kissing the ground.
"That's what we were trying to figure out on the bus" Adam said with a shake of his head.
"Look everyone! We have a ground kissing psycho on the show" Laila said pointing the camera over to the blue haired teen, who looked at the camera awkwardly. "Gosh this is going be so awesome!"
"I take it that you took are Kurt Zimmer and Kyle Abeesee" Chris said as he looked down at Kurt, disgusted. "What's his problem?"
"I don't know" Kyle mouthed as he picked up the blue haired teen. His black eyes just stared at the camera "I hope that no cute girls were watching that"
Kurt straightened out his red shirt and Kyle patted his back.
"Kurt man, that was pretty weird"
"Man, that guy Dave can't drive! He drives worst than my cousin Steve and that guy sucks at driving"
"What did he do?" asked Kyle surprised that someone could actually drive worst than Dave.
"Let me just say it involved a gun, a tree, and a guy named Troy," Kurt whispered his black eyes opening wide as he looked around, as if someone was tracking them.
"Help the planet stay clean and save the animals!"
"Ah they followed me!" Kurt yelled as he picked up his luggage and started to run. The eyes of twenty five teens just followed Kurt as he continued to run out of site.
"They do not pay me enough for this" Chris mumbled as the next teen came off the bus. She was blonde and her hair was shoulder length. It was highlighted with light green and blue streaks. Her eyes are a rich chocolate brown color and framed with pitch black lashes, that looked confused as she stared at Kurt running. Her skin is slightly tanned and she had a healthy figure. She was holding a bunch of fliers in her freckled, tan arm.
"Do you know how much Co2 that bus released? Chris McLean would it have killed you to get an energy efficient automobile?"
"I take it you Wilhelmina Stones: our new environmentalist" Chris said with the same energy as an elder citizen.
"Actually I prefer Willie and here, I think you'll find some important tips of advice in that flyer" Willie said as she hastily pushed a flyer into Chris's well-manicured hands. Chris looked down at the flyer and while Willie passed them out to the others, he crumbled it up in a ball and threw it behind him.
"What does Co2 mean? Is that like a fashion brand?" asked Annaleigh as she looked down at the paper. Kimberly and Willie just looked at the ditzy blonde wondering if this girl was really that dumb.
"Co2 is just a smaller way of saying Carbon dioxide" Willie explained and Annaleigh still had a clueless expression on her face.
"Or the black thing that comes out of your car when you're driving"
"Oh. That's bad for the environment?" asked Annaleigh shocked as Kimberly slapped her forehead. Another teen started to step down from the bus, and he looked angry.
He had a natural tan and was quite fit. He had broad shoulders that were evident from his gray cotton t-shirt that he was wearing. He wasn't clean-shaven and had a cute five o'clock shadow. His hazel-green eyes looked out to everyone unimpressed
"Well you must be Brad Banks, the final new contestant" Chris said before Brad grabbed his by the collar of his shirt.
"No one calls me Brad. Everyone calls me Bronze, and I want to keep it like that" Bra- Bronze said before letting go off the handsome host shirt. He grabbed his two duffel bags and walked over to the group of teens already standing there.
Abby couldn't keep her eyes off of him. Maybe it was the badass attitude or how cute his hazel eyes were.
"What are you looking at?" asked Kimberly, looking at Abby staring at the new guy.
"What? I was just looking at the flyer"
"You don't even have a flyer in your hand"
"Damn" thought the blonde as she looked around for an excuse and then Kurt came back saying something like "Sorry, that was a false alarm"
"Oh I was looking at him!"
"Okay"
Abby looked back to see Bronze smirking back at her, giving her a wink before looking at Laila, who was saying "Hi" to him like a hundred times a minute.
The teens looked around, wondering why Chris wasn't showing them inside the studio or something already. Blair was about to open her well glossed lips and say "Can we move already? These Valentino's are killing me already" but the words never came out. That's because of the next two people that came off the bus. One was the straggly haired blonde idiot that she had to put up with: Dave but the other took her by surprise. She knew that dirty blonde faux hawk, that muscular frame that she loved, his cute smirk that would make her want to slap him and then make out with him.
Why was he back?
"Man she looks like she's gonna kill you" Dave whispered into Liam as they both looked at Blair storm over to Chris. Liam just smiled, cause he always thought she looked cute when she was angry.
"Dave, Blair's bark is worst than her bite"
"Well I'm not ready to find out about her bite" Dave quipped as he saw Annaleigh smiling at him. So he decided to let Liam handle Blair alone, rather than face an angry Blair.
"What would Total Drama be without a little twist" Chris announced as everyone looked over at the handsome guy standing next to Dave "Our next returning oldie, though you can consider him a newbie: Liam Winchester"
Liam raised his aviator glass and smiled over at everyone's shocked face especially Kimberly and Blair's.
"I did not see that coming" Riley said looking at everyone, breaking the uncomfortable silence "Was I the only one?"
"Why is he back?" Blair walked over to Chris McLean as fast as her Valentino's would let her.
"Because Blair if you haven't noticed this is Total Drama and well we wanted Liam back" Chris mused as Blair huffed angrily, not agreeing with this decision. She turned to run into Liam's perfect chiseled midsection, and she looked up to see him smiling as he rubbed his unshaved chin. She just rolled her eyes and angrily walked back to her best friend
"I'm guessing that she didn't want me back" Liam joked as he walked over to his friend Alex.
"So I'm guessing that's all?" asked Charlotte obvious tired from having to stand waiting for environmentalist, guys named "Bronze", and diva flip outs. Everyone was hoping that Chris would say yes, but before he could open his mouth. The wind suddenly picked up and they all looked up to see a helicopter flying down.
"Who's that?" asked Adam, as his soccer ball flew out of his hand, hitting Cam hard in the face.
"I don't know but they sure know how to make an entrance" yelled Eddie as he held onto Bambi waist tightly.
The helicopter landed in the center of the cul-de-sac and the pilot opened the door to a kissing Ian and Tory. Ian smiled back to everyone, showing off his gleaming white smile as he climbed out and held a hand out for his lucky lady. He was wearing a light blue sweater with button in the front (which he unbuttoned the first one showing some of his chest) and his hair was combed back, rather that his usual in the eyes look. But Tory was the person that everyone had their eyes on.
The girl that hated dress, makeup, and anything girly was actually wearing a yellow sundress. She had a thin headband holding back her blond waves and a bit of mascara. She was holding a black bag and an issue of Sport Illustrated, but what was on her feet shocked everyone. She was wearing heels!
"Why is everyone looking at me?" Tory whispered to Ian, who laughed. "Is it my hair?
"Because you look beautiful" Ian said as he put his arm around her shoulder and kissed her hair.
"Now if it isn't the final two members of Total Drama Action" Chris announced and the teens sighed in relief "It's our second runner-up and the winner of Total Drama Island: Ian Shepard and Tory Havens"
Tory looked through the crowd and saw Serena talking to Blair. She weaved through it and smiled at her best friend.
"Serena!" Tory greeted her friend, as Serena hugged her tightly. The last time she's seen Tory was at the Harrison wedding, where Cam and Chanel's father and mother, were married.
"How have you been?" asked Serena as she held the friends arms and saw a small scar on Tory's face. Tory noticed that Serena was looking at the scar, so she smiled.
"What happened?"
"Shit happens, that what" Tory joked with a shrug, just in time for Ian to make his way over to the two girls that were talking. He looked at Serena and smiled, a smile that Serena returned.
"You two look happy," commented Serena as she saw Tory and Ian's happiness.
"We are. We just flew from the Dominican Republic and it was so much fun down there" Tory said as she kissed Ian's cheek.
"Yeah, though the mosquito's were killing me" Ian joked showing Serena his well-tanned arm.
"I'm just glad that I'm here with my best friend and the best boyfriend a girl can ask for," Tory said as she hugged the two of them at the same time.
Liam saw Todd looking on the scene angrily, and patted his shoulder. Todd looked back at the dirty blonde as they both were dealing with the same problem.
"Well since we have everyone; I guess I can start giving you guys a tour of the studio" Chris said a trolley train suddenly appeared on the side of the road.
Laila grabbed Alex's hand and she pulled them into a seat. "Isn't this exciting?" she asked eagerly as Alex was just looking for a way to get away from the jittery girl. Blair sat behind the girl that acted like she drank too much coffee and Alex and smiled at his misery. Alex could just sink into his seat and hope that Laila would just fly out her seat or go bother Charlotte.
"Now a little Total Drama trivia: Who's the other guy that is constantly trying to steal my spotlight?" asked Chris as Kurt quickly raised his hand.
"I know this, I know this"
"Kurt"
"It's the guy that wears all the dresses; Chef Pantyhose"
The entire trolley train started laughing until the driver of the trolley turned his head to reveal the very man that Kurt had just made fun of: Chef Hatchett other wise know as Chef Pantyhose. Everyone quickly shut up and stared at the burly man scared out of their minds. Chef might wear dresses, but he was still a scared S.O.B. Chef gritted his gap smile and glared at Kurt, before staring the trolley again.
"Now this is Paramount Studios. The place that birthed great films like-" Chris was saying before being interrupted by Kyle "Titanic, Saving Private Ryan, Star Trek, Indiana Jones-"
"Uh" someone cleared his or her throat and Kyle looked over at Chris, who stood angrily with a hand on his hip.
"Sorry"
"And this place will also be the host for Total Drama Action: Totally Interactive. Here you guys will be competing in challenges based off films, television shows, and theater. Also like last year, everything will be interactive: from the challenges to the eliminations until one of cast mates is crowned a winner and win the five million dollar prize"
Everyone smiled and giggled when Chris said "five million dollars" and Chris nodded "The prize is bigger, the stakes are higher, and hopefully the drama will be better"
Annaleigh and Chanel tried to take pictures of the set but Chef's wild driving sent them flying into the laps of Kyle and Kurt.
"Thanks for catching me" Annaleigh was sitting on the lap of the awkward movie geek and she could see that is cheeks were a deep pink.
"Dude this rocks!" Kurt shouted when Chanel landed on his lap. Chanel just looked at the blue haired goofball and slapped him across the face.
"What did I do?"
"If you survive the crazy challenges we have planned, you'll have to make to our elimination ceremony" Chris waved to a stage decorated by two huge golden statues of Chris "Where all but one of you losers will get receive a gilded Chris award"
"Why would we want that?" Eddie muttered as he looked at the golden Chris's smug expression. Chris just glared at the dorky teen "I have an eject button and I'm not afraid to use it"
"Now if you look to your right you will see the dread Walk of Shame and Lame-o-sine" Chris explained as they looked over to see a dirty, ripped red..ish carpet and at the end a broken down limo that seemed to be actually missing a wheel. "At the end of every episode, one of you will be talking that limousine to the Resort of Losers."
Everyone definitely agreed that they did not want to ride the hemp of death anywhere, especially when it started letting out smoke.
"Couldn't you have gotten a better ride?" asked Adam, having to move over cause of Bambi and Eddie kissing.
"No" The trolley kept moving until it reached a trailer that oddly enough was painted a light pink.
"Please let that not be our bed, please let that not be our beds" Charlotte prayed as Willie looked at her confused.
"Charlotte"
"Yeah nature girl"
"It's Willie and it clearly states "Confession Make-up Trailer" in the light bulbs" Willie said pointing at the shiny sign and Charlotte let out a sigh of relief.
"I actually hope those are energy efficient light bulbs" Willie pointed at Chris, who nodded just to get Willie to shut up.
"Now who remembers the outhouse from last season?"
"Who couldn't? That thing smelled like you guys just dumped all of Chef's left overs in there" Serena replied, getting a dirty look for the man who was driving.
"Well this is like the same thing. Here you guys will release your inner thoughts, frustrations, crush and hopefully deep dark secrets," Chris explained, as everyone looked at each other
"So anyone want to try it out?
Confessional Trailer
Charlotte: The beautiful girl smiles at the camera and looks at the products on the counter "Okay, so I just got here and can I say all the guys are decent and let me not even start with the girls" Charlotte inspected one of the tubes of lipstick and shrugged "I swear I'm the prettiest, most talented, and I'm ready to win my five million and finish this" After that Charlotte tries on the lip gloss and wipes off her lips in disgust.
Willie: Willie was inspecting the make up until looking up at the mirror and saying "Theses better have not been tested on animals or I'll get PETA here as fast as you can say Chris McLean is a raging metrosexual"
Todd: "I'm not angry that Tory didn't pick me after the party. It did let me have fun times without a girlfriend." Todd said with a smile remembering the fun time he said outside of the drama of being on the island.
"I hope Ian and her the best, because there's a lot of cute girls here like Chetan and Juliet or Julie. I think I'll just call her Pinky"
Juliet: "God Juliet, you're so stupid" said the pink haired teen as she referred to herself in third person. "There's a cute guy that is being a really nice and sweet to you but no you freeze up like you stared into of Medusa eyes"
Juliet rested her chin in her hand and said, "At least I already made friends, which counts for something" Juliet quipped with a smile.
Liam: Liam takes off his aviators and clips them onto his white v-necked cotton t-shirt "Damn I'm here with my ex-girlfriend, her boyfriend that hates me, and the evil bitch that's out to get me"
"Some will want to stay the hell away from this place, but that's not how Liam Winchester does it" He said punching the counter a little harder than he expect.
"Ow!"
Alex: He looked around as if he were hiding from someone. Alex ran a hand through his hand when he sees that no one is around.
"That girl Laila is going to kill me. I mean I've had fans like this, and I don't know how to react to them," Alex whispered in fear his fan would find him"Hey can't you guys just show this to her?" the musician said until a hand reached out from the side and powdered his cheek.
"Ahh!"
Laila: Laila was grinning happily at the mirror. She seemed to be looking for something, as she checks under the lip-glosses and powders on the counter. "You don't think that Alex might be under one of these?" her brown eyes shifting around suspiciously.
Blair: The brunette was sitting angrily on the chair. Her brown eyes kept on the mirror as she sighed. "If it wasn't bad enough that I was returning to a show where the food is disgusting, the host is a narrasstic asshole, and the other teens hate me: I have Chris throw him in my face" Blair rolled her eyes and crossed her legs. "I swear someone is out for me but I won't let them win. Not as long as my name is Blair Waldorf"
Annaleigh: "Oh my gosh" yelled the blonde as she looked around the trailer "A whole trailer full of makeup!" Annaleigh looked around and a hand came out from the side with a tube of mascara. "This is gonna be awesome"
Kurt: "If Chef Hatchett is seeing this, which you probably do cause you guys do all that editing mojo. Please do not kill me!" the blue haired teen pleaded "In no way do I know if you wear pantyhose or anything feminine like that, so let's just start on a clean slate or vanity mirror. Whichever you prefer not that I'm saying you're into-" The camera shut off just to shut him up.
End Of Confession Trailer
"So now I'll be showing you guys to where you guys will be sleeping: Hotel De Chris" he said with a smirk.
"You know adding De in a word doesn't make it fancy" Hyacinth sneered and the trolley came to a sudden stop, sending everyone forward.
"Now get off my trolley, you ungrateful maggot" hollered Chef from the driver's seat and all twenty-eight cast mates ran off the trolley.
Before them was a gorgeous building with the words "Hotel De Chris" shining on a marquee. They followed the handsome man in through the opening of the building. It was covered in beautiful flowers and vines. He pointed to a bellhop (that was probably a poor intern dressed in a bellhop costume) "Your luggage is there, and this beautiful hotel will be your new home for the next weeks"
Hotel De Chris was uniquely designed as in the middle of the building was a huge pool and an opening, so the sun was shining down at them. Around the sides of the building were the rooms. There were only two floors to the complex so everyone had a clear view to the patio and the pool.
"Wow this is a step up from Michigan" Laila cooed as everyone looked up at the room around them. Chanel and Annaleigh were giggling behind her and even Bronze looked impressed.
"I want the side with the prettiest view" Charlotte called out, as she had Adam grab her bag from the luggage cart. Everyone grabbed their bags and looked at Chris checking out his nails.
"Um hello pretty boy, can you tell us our rooms?" Jason asked, his eyebrow risen.
"Now that you're all done with that; group picture time" Chris announced as everyone went into a wild dash.
"How are my lashes"
"Do I look better in this light?"
"God my pores are HUGE!"
"I totally shouldn't have ate that burrito"
"Any day now" Chris said as everyone huddled into a group and everyone smiled. Some were way too excited, some didn't smile at all, and other had a perfect balance.
Chris observed the photo and saw on the bottom row: Willie and Juliet smiling with their arms on each other's shoulders, Charlotte smirking with her hair flipped to her right side, Hyacinth rolling her eyes while holding her book, Abby and Kimberly sitting back to back smiling, and Bambi kissing Eddie on the cheek while he had an arm on her shoulder, bringing her closer.
Middle row: Tory hugging Ian's waist smiling, Ian chuckling as he looks at the camera, Serena and Blair hugging each other and smiling, Annaleigh hugging Cam with his face in shock, Chanel laughing at her step brother facial expression, Mark with an impressed smirk, Bronze flexing his right arm, Laila trying to hug Alex, Alex holding his hands out in front of him, and Kurt falling over because of Alex moving away from Laila.
Top Row: Austin tipping his hat to the camera with a smile, Kyle with a cute cocky smile, Adam looking scared being held under Liam's arm, Liam with a cute smirk as holding Adam in his arm, Todd and Jason smiling as they had an arm over each other, Chetan with a rock on hand gesture smiling, and Riley jumping with an excited face.
"What about now?" asked someone in the group
"You'll find out…" Chris said with a smile" after a message from our sponsors"
The narcissistic host mentioned before the camera changed over to a commercial of athlete's foot.
So I'm hoping that you guys liked it? Was it Good? Bad? Okay? If I'm not getting you're character well, you're more than welcome to tell me and I'll get that person right (though it's only the first chapter so they'll probably shine more later). Also if you have anything personal to say about your cast mate please send it in a PM, though I wouldn't mind it in a review.
So all the chapter names this season will be pun's of movie's, books, TV shows, songs and theater. "The Freshmen (and The Returning Idiots)" is a pun off of the 1990 movie "The Freshman".
Also I'd love if you guys would stay with me through the story or at least until your cast mate is eliminated, because I'll probably ask for something throughout the story and remember you guys do get to vote.
Now for these first three chapters, there won't be a challenge so you just get to relax and read the drama that ensues, which you'll definitely see some of that in the next chapter.
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