I quickly clean myself off and pull my boxers and shorts back up. No, I'm not gay, I'm just a dude who has a lot of sexual frustration and has never had a chance to let it out. Wendy and I ended our on-again-off-again relationship back in the tenth grade. She moved on a lot quicker than I did. Considering I haven't had a girlfriend since, that is easy to do. Her and Token are engaged now and it really makes me consider how far behind I am in comparison. Hell, I haven't kissed a girl besides Wendy, and that was four years ago! And I had never had sex. And that's the reason why Kyle turned me on. Any naked body would turn me on at this point. Yeah, that's all.

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Kyle's POV:

I love Stan, but he's not always with it. All the hints I've dropped over the years! But now, this is it. We're 19 and 20, I'm young, particularly horny, and more importantly I want him to see that he doesn't have to be alone.

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Stan's POV:

Okay, don't judge, but I am still really fucking horny right now. Ah ha! I know Kenny's just gotta have a whole stash of hot porn! I sneak into Kenny's room, not wanting Kyle to catch me. Damn, and I thought my room was messy! How the hell am I going to find anything in here? After rummaging through piles of clothing and messes on shelves, I finally see a stash of DVDs in a box in the back of his closet. To my disappointment, they are not clearly labeled since he just burned them onto black discs off his computer. In Kenny's own perverted style, he's drawn incredibly graphic boners to rate each DVD. I roll my eyes and finally pick out the first one that has five out of five penises on it and rush back to my room.

I put the DVD into my computer and lean back in my chair. A guy with black hair walks into the frame and hey, he's not half bad looking. They're usually really ugly hairy dudes that just happen to be hung like a horse. I bet the chick is going to be even hotter! I smile to myself and reach down my pants. "So, are you ready to study?" a voice says in the background. Soon, a guy with red hair walks into the picture as well. Oh, it's going to be a threesome, even hotter!

Not even paying attention to the so called "plot" I soon realize that they are undressing each other. What the fuck? Kenny has gay porn in there? Well, I'm too far into it to stop it now, so I just decide, what the hell. Halfway through, I start to notice just how much the "bottom" resembles Kyle.

And it turned me on even more.

It was easy for me too imagine that it was me fucking Kyle instead of two porn stars getting it on. To see him under me, begging, pleading for me to go faster, harder, deeper. Kyle grasping my shoulders and driving me deeper with his legs around my waist as he cums. It sounded so realistic as Kyle was panting over and over, "That's it, fuck me right there! Oh Staaaannn." After that I couldn't take it any longer and I started breathing faster and closed my eyes as I imagine Kyle's flushed face and he and I cumming together. Fuck, I am gay.

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Kyle leaned his head back against the wall outside of Stan's room in frustration. You've gotta be fucking kidding me? That didn't work? I fucking got into that moaning and shit, and he didn't even realize!

Whatever. I guess I'll just have to make another plan. Time to go get my iPod and listen to some music for inspiration.

Ugh, shit, it's out in my car.

I grab my keys off the counter and walk towards my car in the parking lot when I hear a strange noise. I turn my head to the direction of the noise and see that it's a car rocking. Cartman's car? I am quite intrigued now and I walk over to his car and lo and behold, I see Kenny on top of Cartman. Cartman spots me immediately and pushes Kenny off of him. I open the driver's side door and Cartman immediately reacts, "It's not what it looks like, you see…uhhh…Kinny…"

"It's alright Eric, he knows we were banging it." Kenny smirks. "So Kyle, how did it work out?"

I rolled my eyes, "It didn't work. He's too damn thick-headed to figure it out."

"I figured you'd say that, which is why I'll say this: Kyle, come sit next to me, I have a plan that's sure to work."

What will the infamously perverted Kenny come up with?