Hey I would like to thank my loyal reviewers for your reviews and if anyone knows how someone that is not from Canada please let me know because I can't really do anything further than episode 6 other than my imagination.
You guys didn't expect Jonesy to like Lee after all that ranting did you? *smug*
Well I thought you wouldn't but hey again suggestions and FRIENDLY criticisms are welcome.
6:20 pm, Multiplex mall, Abercrombie and Fitch
"I just don't feel that this is me" Lee said from inside the changing room that he was in while Catlin waited outside the door.
Jen had picked the store this time.
"Owe, come on don't be like that come on out and show us how you look" Catlin said waiting eagerly outside of the changing room door along with Jen.
Nikki was leaning on the wall opposite side with her right foot up against the wall looking bored.
They had already been to six different stores and the only thing that they found yet was the top part of a face mask that was white on the left side and black on the right side. The left eye had black surrounding it and vice versa for the other side with white surrounding the right eye with black all around it. There were two lines that went down the middle of the mask that were black and white intertwining vines that separated both sides of the mask.
Lee came out with khaki shorts with no shirt and a shark's tooth necklace around his neck. He clearly was uncomfortable with how he the outfit.
"Yes" Jen and Catlin nodded vigorously with smiles.
Nikki looked at him.
"No" she said with disapproval.
Lee went back in and changed to his normal clothes and they went to another store as Catlin complained about what was wrong.
"He's going to a dance Catlin not to the beach Catlin or some rave" Nikki expressed with hand gestures.
"But it looked so good" Catlin complained with slouched shoulders.
"Nikki's right it's to revealing chaperones would want to talk to him about not wearing a shirt and then that would lead to a conversation to wear they recognize him why is it he needs a disguise again?" Catlin asked.
Lee grabbed his arm and awkwardly looked away.
"His mom is one of the chaperones and he's supposed to be grounded" Nikki answered for him.
"Owe that's bad" Came from Catlin saying her signature catch phrase.
"But what I don't understand is why you need our help? I mean I'm pretty sure you could probably make your own disguise." Nikki asked.
Catlin and Jen both looked at Nikki with big eyed and then made hand gestures behind Lee. Catlin was waving her hands back and forth while Jen repeatedly made the hand gesture that signaled decapitation. They were afraid that Lee would agree with her and leave and they didn't want that since they thought he was REALLY cute. Nikki ignored them and waited for an answer.
Lee was about to answer her but she cut him off when she realized that they were finally at the store of her choice.
"Save it we're here"
The other three looked up at the stores sign.
Hot Topic
"Ah I don't think we should go in there" Catlin suggested as she was frozen to her spot.
"Oh come on why not? You guys got to pick the last six stores now it's my turn" Nikki complained with her arms crossed.
She then saw Catlin shivering and then smirked.
"Owe don't tell me your scared" Nikki teased.
Lee turned to her.
"Hey you don't have to go in if you don't want to" Lee sweetly and gently.
Catlin then shook her head rapidly.
"No I want to go in its just I don't really like the stuff in there" she was clearly scared but was trying and failing to be brave.
Lee gave a soft smile.
"Here if you're that scared you can hold onto me" He offered his elbow to her in which she gladly took and clung to as they walked into the store.
Nikki rolled her eyes and Jen followed begrudgingly that Catlin was clinging to lee.
Once they got past the creepy stuff in the window Lee turned his head to Catlin.
"Catlin, you can open your eyes now" He told her and she peaked one eye open to look around the store.
Catlin straightened up and looked around with both eyes open and finally had let go of Lee's arm much to Jens likes.
"Hey it isn't half bad in here" she sounded amazed.
Lee chuckled.
"Yeah it is a bit creepy and gross at first but once you get past that it's really cool."
"Yeah it is kind of cool I guess" she said while examining a pink skirt "But it's not my style." She added after seeing that it had black skulls.
"Yeah dark clothing isn't for everyone I mean you'd probably look better with pastels and brighter clothing"
"And Jen seems to look best with medium color clothing that compliments her skin and hair"
"You know about fashion?" Jen asked with her mouth hanging wide open.
Lee gave a shrug.
"It's nothing really I just see a person and based on their complexion see what outfits look best on others it's no big deal"
Catlin and Jen both stared at Lee with wide eyes.
I think I'm in love both girls simultaneously thought.
"Lee" Nikki called Lee then went over to the changing rooms to try on the outfit that she had picked out.
While Lee changed Catlin and Jen rushed over to Nikki who was leaning against a wall again while staring at the door of Lee's changing room.
"Hey Nikki we were wondering" Jen started. "Does Lee have a girlfriend?" Catlin finished while twirling her hair.
Nikki snorted.
"I doubt it!" she didn't even look at them
Both of them had hop in their eyes.
"Owe so then what's his type."
This time she turned to them and with a questing brow asked.
"His type?"
"Yeah what kind of girl does he find date worthy a petit girly girl" aka Catlin.
"Or a tom boy" aka Jen
Nikki looked at them questioningly.
Why are they-Wait do they like him? And then Nikki's eyes went wide and she cracked a grin.
"Wait do you guys like Lee?"
When she received a nod from both of them she burst out laughing.
The other two girls along with the rest of the stores occupations who went back to what they were doing.
"What, what's so funny?" Jen asked.
Nikki calmed down a bit and took a deep breath.
"Lee's gay"
And then Jen and Catlin were shocked and then thought about it.
Jen faced palmed.
Catlin fist palmed.
"Oh that explains his good sense of fashion"
"Hey" Nikki said seriously "That's a stereo type just because a guy's gay does not mean he's the perfect fashion consultant"
Catlin dropped her head in shame.
"Sorry"
"It's fine, just don't stereo type people…besides he actually does have great fashion sense" she then said off handedly.
Before Catlin could call her out on that Lee came out of the changing room.
Catlin and Jen had their mouths open and were stunned to silence.
He was wearing loose black short shorts (that just barely went just past his hip), black belt that had skulls along it, a black and gray striped shirt (the stripes were each two inches each) and had a smiling skull on the chest, a medium dark grey thinly layered hoodie that was zipped up to his abdomen, and had fingerless gloves that matched the shirt that covered his wrists.
"Wow" Jen said in awe.
"Yeah" Catlin agreed nodding.
"Definitely" came from Nikki giving him two thumbs up.
"Thanks" Lee said looking down at himself.
"But I don't think that it would hide you very well." Came from Catlin said looking him up and down.
"Owe I know that!" Lee said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
"I just like to shop here from time to time." Lee said with a closed eye smile with his head tilted to the side a little bit.
This made Catlin and Jen shiver since his smile was kind of- no really creepy. This was due to the way his head was positioned, the fact that he was wearing dark clothing, they were in a hot topic, and what he said next.
"For some reason some people find my clothing choices creepy." And then he started to laugh gently.
"Alright enough of that Creepererella" Nikki stated in her normal tone while pushing Lee to the checkout counter.
Jen turned her head back to the two girls.
"Jen grab his cloths"
Jen shook her head and grabbed Lee's cloths and see and Catlin followed them to the counter.
"I think I'm going to were them out" Lee said to the cashier who asked him to sit on the counter so he could scan the tags.
Lee gladly hopped up on the counter and faced the others
Once the cashier was done Lee paid him in cash and out his normal cloths in the bag.
They all walked out of the store and were talking about whether or not wearing hot topic merchandise made you Goth
"No Goth is wear you were dark cloths cause your trying to just fade away and don't care if anyone see's you, you don't care about anyone else's petty problems, you usually hate the popular thing that is in and are rebellious to anything that's positive, bright, or happy. Also you only care about being left alone and will act out and attack people if they piss you off." Lee explained to the other girls.
"Like Nikki here" he motioned to her with his thumb which he received a punch in the arm from the purple haired Asian girl.
"So were those girls in there that were fussing over who was darker they were Goth?" Catlin asked.
"No" Lee shook his head "Those were vamps"
"Vamps?" Jen asked confused. "What are those?"
"Their poser ass, wanabe, twilight fans who are trying to act cool but they just sit around all day about talking about how dark they are and drink clamato juice." Nikki said with a bit more venom in her voice then she normally does.
(a/n there are actually people like this I have them at my school and they are so ANNOYING)
"Yea um Nikki had a bad experience with some Vamps" Lee said laughing at the memory.
"What happened?" asked Catlin.
"Nothing happened, I just went out with a guy who turned out that he was not the guy I thought that he was" Nikki tried to say dismissively.
Lee laughed.
"She went out with him cause he had multiple face piercings, dressed head to foot in black, had turquoise highlights, and didn't talk to anyone."
"Then when she finally worked up enough courage to ask him to go see a movie" Lee was cackling with laughter barley able to stand and leaned on Nikki for support who was frowning.
"And when they left they were walking out of the theater when some big guy came up demanded they give their money while pointing a hunting knife at them"
The two girls gave audible gasps.
"You got mugged?" Jen asked concerned.
"What'd the guy do?" came from Catlin.
"He screamed, gave him his wallet, and then ran like hell" Nikki said with an embarrassed/mopping face.
"He left you? What did you do?" Came from Catlin who was shaking a bit.
"She kicked his freaking ass" Lee said wrapping an arm around her shoulders sporting a proud smile.
"Yeah he's still in the hospital." Lee added still smiling.
"So I take it he didn't get a second date?" Jen asked with an amused smile and a raised brow.
"No" Nikki told her short and sweet.
"Oh so would those guys be considered Goth" Catlin pointed to a group of boys.
Nikki and Jen gasped.
"OMG it's the dudes of Darkness!" Jen shouted while pointing.
Nikki turned to Lee who looked panicked.
"Crap!" Nikki then pulled Lee's hood up and turned him around.
The dudes then walked up to them.
"Hey" the one in the black hood said to Catlin who giggled.
"Hey you're the dudes of Darkness" Nikki said very casually pointing at them
"Yeah we are" Cyrus said with a nod.
Jen walked up to Cyrus and held out a cd in one hand a sharpie in the other.
"W-would y-you s-sign m-my cd?" she asked him very shakily holding out a cd in a cd case
He just smiled and quickly signed it.
"Wish we could stay and chat but my fellow dudes and I got to get ready for the big dance."
He turned to the one in the hood that was flirting with Catlin.
"Dude lets go"
"Kay I'm coming" he then turned to Catlin giving her a sheet of paper with his number.
"So I'll pick you up at 7:45?" Catlin just nodded.
They then left.
Cyrus bumped into Lee.
"Sorry about that babe" he then went on his way with the rest of his band.
Nikki wiped the sweat off her forehead.
"That was close." She then spun Lee around and undid the hood.
"You're telling me" lee said back to her.
They all started walking back to the Lemon.
"Wait, why did you hide from him?" Jen asked.
"Because he's one the guys that asked me out and if he knew I was here he would wasn't to join us and then he'd see threw the disguise."
"Yeah why do you need to hide from him?" Jen asked again.
Nikki turned to Lee with her hands on her hips.
"Yeah why don't you just go with him?" Nikki asked with a raised brow.
"I mean given your other options I'd think that you'd go with him rather than the two other guys."
Jen and Catlin gasped
"What?" they said in unison.
So Lee explained to the girls the three guys asking him out and how he wanted to go there to see the guy that wrote him the letter.
"But what if it's just a prank or they don't show?" Catlin asked concerned.
"Yeah I know that's what I'm counting on."
The girls were confused for a second before Nikki fist palmed going 'oh'
They were walking to the table in front of the giant lemon.
"You think that it's the same person that set you up for the prank so you know who it is who set you up."
"Yeah then I'll follow them around until I get the evidence I need to prove that they did it and not me."
All the guys were there and turned to them and they looked at Lee and simultaneously all of their pants became 5 sizes to small
"Wow!" Wyatt was stunned when he saw Lee in that outfit so much it made him question his own sexuality when he noticed his erection.
"Dude" When Jude saw Lee in that outfit he got the hardest Bonner he's ever gotten in his entire life.
Jonesy purred in approvement whilst rubbing himself threw his jeans. Jude and Wyatt followed suit slipping their hands under the table to rub their hard erections threw the fabric.
"Thanks" Lee said looking away blushing and they then joined the guys. Jen and Catlin sat next to Wyatt on the far end Nikki sat in-between Wyatt and Jude leaving Lee to sit next to Jonesy. Jonesy moved his seat right next to Lee's so that they were close enough to touch. Then ever so casually wrapped his arm around Lee's shoulder so that their arms were touching, Wyatt and Jude sped up their rubbing their erections, and was still massaging himself with his other hand.
"So what were you guys talking about something about a prank?" he asked
Jude then gasped loudly with wide eyes. Whilst gaping like a fish he pointed to Lee.
"YOU!" Jude stood up and if you weren't focusing on what he was saying, you'd notice his Bonner.
"You're that guy who pranked everyone in his whole school!"
Jonesy, Wyatt, Jen, and Catlin turned their heads so fast it was a miracle they didn't get whiplash.
"WHAT!" they shouted looking at Lee who just sighed.
"Yeah that's me"
They all had different reactions to this new information.
Catlin gasped with her hands on her cheeks.
Jen had cupped her hand over her mouth.
Jude sat back down was still shocked but still had a Bonner.
Wyatt had his mouth agape in shock.
Nikki was indifferent.
And Jonesy's arm went unnoticed sliding down to Lee's waist when Jude stood up and he had somehow become harder by this information.
"DUDE, YOU RULE!" Jude said while his arms readily made a chopping motion at Lee.
Lee looked away awkwardly and blushing a bit embarrassed by his display of affection toward himself.
"That was you?" Jen asked Astonished.
"I didn't know I was shopping with the famous prank master" came from Catlin.
"What prank?" everyone turned at looked at Wyatt with incredulous disbelief.
"The one were the guy pranked the WHOLE school" Jonesy said.
Wyatt raised a brow.
"Didn't you get the email, I'm pretty sure the whole school was sent the text?" came from Catlin.
"No when was this?" he asked.
"The very first day of school everyone is still talking about it" Jen with her voice hoarse, like it always was when she was trying to get a point across.
"I was home sick with the flu and accidentally flushed my phone down the toilet after throwing up while talking to Serena so what was happened"
When they told him his face flushed but shook it off and gave Lee a questioning look.
"I really didn't figure you out to the kind of person to do something so epic"
"That's the thing I didn't do it" Lee explained what really happened.
"And now I'm hoping that it's the same person who pulled the first prank.
"But we haven't found the right disguise for him yet all we have so far is this mask" Nikki showed them the mask.
"Is that all?" Jonesy asked with a raised brow.
When he received a nod, Jonesy abruptly stood up.
"Follow me" he said to Lee taking his hand and gently pulling him along.
Lee was following along quietly with a blush.
"Hey" Nikki said chasing after the two of them with the other four right behind her.
6: 35 pm, Khaki Barn
The clones were helping out a group of nerds when they saw Lee come back in.
"We'll be right back" they then ditched the nerds and practically ran to Lee.
"You came back!" they said joyfully.
Jonesy held up a hand to stop them.
Nikki and the others had just come into the store.
"Ladies this is an emergency, Lee here needs a disguise to a dance, so take him to the changing room right away" he pushed him to them and they did so taking him to a changing room that already had the nerd guy from before and kicked him out and pushed Lee in.
Jonesy walked over to them.
"Alright we need an outfit so MOVE IT" he shouted at them hitting the palm of his hand.
The clone's saluted and went to work.
Nikki had her arms suddenly became heavy and her mouth hang open in shock as he commanded the clones without having any complaints.
The two younger clones rushed around the as fast as lightning bringing up shirts and pants up to him only for him to turn down each and every one but their smiles didn't waver as they just went back to finding another outfit. Jonesy was really tough and a lot of the outfits were really good.
"Too sluty"
"Not sluty enough"
"No sequins"
"Not that barf color"
"This is a dance not a trip to the beach"
Just then Chrissy came out from the back store room.
"What's going on here?" She demanded with her hands on her hips.
The younger clones told her.
"We're looking for a disguise" Kristen running past her to get a shirt.
"And he for that guy from before" Kirsten told her running to Jonesy with a black pair of sneakers which she knew he didn't like just from the look on his face.
Chrissy went over to the changing room Lee was in and he explained his dilemma about getting into the dance unrecognized.
"Oh" she shouted and ran back into the back room and came back out just as quick and gave him some clothing to try on.
"I can't wear this" he complained.
"You don't want to be recognized right? Well no one would expect to look for you in that." She explained as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Lee sighed in the room.
"Alright fine I'll wear it" he said reluctantly.
Nikki and the others made their way to the changing rooms and watched Jonesy command the clones.
Just then the door opened and Lee stepped out.
"How do I look?" He asked and everyone looked at him and gasped.
Lee had his mask covering his face along with a dark red dress. The dress hugged him nicely without being too tight, it had two thin straps that went over the shoulders and where tight enough to stay in place but not so tight that they would leave marks. He was wearing bright red heels that went with the dress perfectly.
Wyatt, Jonesy, Jen, and Catlin were all in shock at how good he looked.
The clones just jumped up and down squealing.
"Oh My Gosh you look so amazing"
"Yeah you look totally hot"
"Do I know fashion or what?" Chrissy said with a triumphant look on her face with her arms folded.
Jonesy had his hand on his chin and was thinking.
"It's nice but its missing something" he stated and then went to the front on the store where the manikins were.
"I'll be taking that" he said taking a long white scarf from one manikin he then turned to the other manikin that was next to the first.
"Oh and those too" he said taking the other manikins white gloves that went just past the shoulder.
He walked back to Lee.
"Here try these on for size" he gave Lee the gloves.
Lee put on the gloves and they went about an inch or two past his elbows.
But before he could take the scarf Jonesy said.
"Allow me" He then put the scarf around Lee so that they hung outward off of his wrist and then wrapped around the arm and then around the back to the other side. The scarf hung three inches off of his wrists.
"There you're even more beautiful now" Jonesy said flirtingly
Lee just playfully rolled his eyes at Jonesy whilst pushing him away thinking that he was just teasing him since he knew he had dated Nikki. Oh Yes he knew Jonesy quite well since Nikki told him everything that went on. (He'd always video chat with Nikki before Cam and Hulga about what information he had gathered that day. The only reason his mom would let him talk to Nikki was that she had met with Nikki's parents and the Asian community is really tight.)
And from what she had told him, Jonesy was a ladies man and was completely and utterly straight. Besides even if he was gay or bi he wouldn't date him because one of the most basic rules of friendship is that you NEVER date ANY of your best friends ex's or anyone that they still or do have feelings for. Nikki knew and followed this rule in friendship in middle school when an emo guy Lee really liked asked out Nikki instead right in front of Lee. She told him that she wasn't interested told him that Lee was single but he sneered in disgust saying that he doesn't date fags and made lee cry while trying to again ask her out. To which she responded with her fist colliding with his face.
Nikki squinted slightly and looked at Lee's outfit with distrust and then said.
"Try walking forward"
Lee took about three steps before tripping and falling. Luckily Jonesy was there to catch him.
"Easy there" Jonesy then helped him stand up.
Lee smiled gratefully to Jonesy before looking at the dress.
"It's too tight"
"Owe well just keep your shoulders back and head up" Chrissy told him holding onto his shoulders.
"Yeah, the dress is perfect on you" Kristen said with that idiotic expression.
"Totally you just have to walk like your royalty and no one will notice" Kirsten agreed with a nod.
"But given my usual set of circumstances I'm going to probably have to run just in case" He told the clones.
"Here" Nikki said taking a pair of scissors from the counter and cut a straight line right up to the bottom his thigh. The cut was so perfect it made all the clones jobs drop.
"Better?" she asked when Lee started to walk around freely.
"Much"
"Excuse us we've got to go" Wyatt said leaving with Jude to go take care of their problems.
"Uh yeah me too, hey guys wait up" Jonesy said never to leave his bro's hanging plus he wanted to get rid of his own problem as well.
"Alright I'm ready for that dance" Lee said putting with his left arm and leg put in front of him with both of his fists clenched and determination clear in his eyes.
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