Thank you all so much for your reviews/favourites! I don't own LOTR or anything else.
Nieriel Raina: Sorry, I thought I'd put something about the sea-longing in, but I realised I had saved it in a draft version... oops. Oh well, since when did I stick properly to chronological order? Anyway, thanks for reminding me!
Khelc-sul Renai: yup, Peter Jackson is an extra in all three of the movies, and in ROTK he's a corsair, I'm pretty sure...
Faramir: now, nobody say I told you so, but... desperate last charge = stupid idea. Ouch.
Faramir: And great, now dad's trying to set me on fire. Bloody typical.
Legolas Greenleaf: Seagulls! Curses! And I was doing so well... :(
Aragorn!: No, Legolas, no! Block your ears and think of dry land!
Gimli Sonofgloin: I'm missing something here... what am I missing? Legolas' seagull fetish? If that is the case, I'd like to continue to miss it...
Master Frodo: just got attacked by a giant bloody spider. Lame.
Master Frodo: I wonder if Sméagol has anything to do with this?
Master Frodo: A little help?
Master Frodo: help!
Sam Gamgee: hold on, Frodo, I'M COMING!
Galadriel gave Frodo :the light of Earendil" using FANCY ELVISH FANCIES
Aragorn! can't help worrying about those hobbits
Faramir: ... shit.. i should never have let the small men go to Cirith Ungol
Boromir Ofgondor: you let them go to Cirith Ungol?? What kind of idiot brother are you?
Faramir:: just cos you would have taken the ring to Gondor for dad!
Boromir Ofgondor : at least Dad wouldn't have injected Frodo with venom! Well, maybe.. in a manner of speaking.. .but he wouldn't have stored him in cobweb to suck all the juices out of him later!
Faramir: he poisons me with his venom all the time... actually, that's quite good. I think I'll write a poem about that for my LiveJournal. If i'm not roasted alive.
Aragorn! what are you saying? The hobbits could have been attacked by a giant spider?
Legolas Greenleaf: ha, last time the hobbits got attacked by a "giant spider", I rushed to save them and it turned out to be just a baby, hardly as big as your forearm..
Aragorn!: sigh... you and your "I grew up in Mirkwood" stories.
Boromir Ofgondor: Wait, what? Roasted alive?
Awesome Merry: is glad of all that practice chopping orcs up earlier, and just hopes it's enough...
Dernhelm: courage, Merry.
Awesome Merry: I don't need courage... I'm so awesome, the orcs aren't gonna know what hit them. I'm going to put an end to heightism on Middle Earth once and for all.
Faramir: is on fire!
Pippin Took: I'm so sorry! Did I do it with my mind??
Faramir: err... i don't think it was your fault
Pippin Took: I wish Merry were here... he'd know what to do. He's got lots of experience with things going wrong... he babysat me for years.
Faramir: Crap, I'm feverish and I'm imaging more small men.
Denethor: is dealing with his son's death in a sane and reasonable manner.
Faramir: Huh, bet you wish it could be Boromir you're setting on fire, but it's only your second best second son. Or maybe this is an excuse to get rid of me: "Oh sorry, I thought he was dead and went slightly crazy with grief"
Denethor: he's alive after all! This is the mother of all dramatic ironies.
Denethor: bugger.
Denethor left Facebook.
Awesome Merry: is hungry.
Faramir and Pippin Took are now friends.
Master Frodo: is frothing a little at the mouth...
Master Frodo: oh well, it takes my mind off Temptation. And at least now I can fall over backwards legitimately.
Legolas Greenleaf: that's funny.. there's a man standing on the docks we're sailing to, and he looks like he's sparkling in the sunlight
Aragorn!: Can you shoot him from here?
Legolas Greenleaf: yes, but why would I waste an arrow on that? Things that sparkle are hardly threatening.
Aragorn! and there's that sound of hundreds of little legs again... it's starting to make me paranoid
Gimli Sonofgloin: in answer to both your musings, that wooden box on legs just charged across to the sparkling guy, and ate him.
Aragorn! in a way, it was probably a mercy ki- swallowing.
Legolas Greenleaf: I wonder if the box will sparkle too, now?
Gimli Sonofgloin: something about the set of its lid makes me doubt that.
Sam Gamgee: :( Frodo's dead!
Sam Gamgee dislike! dislike!
Sam Gamgee: Frodo's dead, and a spider as big as a house is trying to stab me with its poisonous bits!
Sam Gamgee borrowed "The LIght of Earendil" using IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S USING IT, ANYWAY
Sam Gamgee just set his weekly high score in Epic! *Play Epic!*
Thanks and gratitude to: Eruadan Aranel ( I will), Laetitia du Chatelet ( i love him too) Dresdendollontheprowl, echobaby, AriannaMalfoy, Nieriel Raina, Khelc-Sul Renai, emmerlii, Bmangaka, Virtuella and Clodia (if anyone wants to read some excellent LOTR and Discworld fiction, I highly recommend Virtuella and Clodia, and Araloth the Random and Nieriel Raina for LOTR stuff), Mirach, Silver Sailor Ganymede, Starlight9 (YOU WERE THE FIRST REVIEW!!) Forgotten Bloodlines (sorry for making you cry!), Starrycat05, EstG, Princess Arimae (yes, sorry, it's confusing starting an overlapping story!) and everyone who favourited the story...