O.o 18 reviews for a two-chapter story?
Lemme count again, nope, defiantly 18.
O… M… G! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Here is my disclaimer:
I own nothing in this story, besides the plot, my OC's Jay and Charge, and the settings. Any OC mentioned is property of their respective owners, and any mention to any real-life object or video game is property of their owners, NOT ME!.
Oh, and I don't own any Sonic Characters, or Sonic 06, and the latter is a blessing.
"Okay, practice run take 1." A monotone computer voice droned.
"YO, WAZZUP, PEOPLE? WELCOME TO DEH NEXT CHAPTAH OF AUTHORCOMMS!" Jay yelled into the microphone, causing Blaze, Tails, Rouge and the mysterious figure seated beside him to cover their ears.
"A-HEM!" came the new guys voice, rubbing his sore ear.
"Oh yeah, sorry… THIS HERE BE CHARGE THE CAT, MY SIDEKICK FOR THIS HERE INSANE JOYRIDE!"
"Than-HEY! YOU SAID I WAS A HOST!"
Well, I LIED!"
"Grr… WHY YOU LITTLE…"
"Wel-HEY! PUT DOWN THOSE DAGGERS! NO, PLEASE! NOT THE- AUGH! THAT'S IT, FUZZBALL!"
Please stand by as we are experiencing some technical difficulties…
The host and co-host were sprawled on the floor unconscious. This, of course, was when the two temporary co-hosts decided to walk in…
"Whoa…" breathed Shade
"THAT looked painful…" Storm added with a cringe.
The two unconscious OC's groaned and rolled around.
"Ow." Jay complained, touching his upper hamstring gingerly and wincing.
"Ow is right." Charge agreed, touching his now-bruised arm before yelping and pulling away.
"Ahem, guys."
Two heads snapped around to take in Storm impatiently tapping her foot with her arms crossed and Shade standing with an eyebrow cocked.
"Oh, hey Storm." both replied, slowly getting up.
"So… don't we have a show to run?"
Jay rubbed the back of his neck, "Yeah, the cast is assembled, but we couldn't find Knuckles for some reason."
"Knuckles? I saw him sitting over some Corvette in the garage. It was black and green, and he had busted the steering whe-"
FWISH!
All that remained of Charge was a dust cloud and trail leading out the open door.
Then, the thumps and shrieking started.
Clearly, all three could hear Knuckles screaming, "NO, PLEASE! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR CAR, I JUS-NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NO!"
Jay sweatdropped, "Shall we start?"
"Hello, people and welcome to AuthorComms Episode 2. Today, we have Storm and Shade as our co-hosts…"
"Hey!"
"S'up."
"… and Charge is now officially my sidekick for thus story."
"Mff!" was all the green cat could say, as he had been rubber-bound and gagged to prevent any further "distractions".
"Well, we've got a busy schedule tonight, so without further ado, let's get sta-"
BOOOOOOM!
All members of the hosting party and the cast dove for cover as another massive explosion rocked the studio.
Jay cautiously poked his head over, "AW COME ON! I JUST GOT THAT REPAIRED!"
As the dust settled from another hole in the freshly patched wall, the culprit revealed himself to be Sora, standing with keyblade drawn, looking around bewildered until he noticed the host.
"Sorry, Jay. Here, this should cover it." He tossed a gold coin to the Canadian, who caught it with a less-than-happy look on his face. Sora then ran off to go bash some more monsters.
"Okay, going to have to get that reinforced with titanium or something. Either that, or make a designated smashing spot…"
"Here, I'll start this show off." Storm offered, "Shadow, as per last request, you will now show us what the girls did to you."
"No." came the reply, muffled by a paper bag over the Ultimate Lifeform's head.
"Do it, or you'll be sorry."
"…" The paper bag was removed, to reveal Shadow with mascara, lipstick and blush on.
All of the characters and hosts looked at Shadow for a few seconds, then burst into a chorus of laughter.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"
Jay was laughing so hard he fell off the back of his chair, causing Storm and Shade to laugh even harder. Charge made a long muffled sound, presumably laughter, but the rubber tube in his mouth made it difficult to understand.
Jay stood up, his Maui Jim's hanging off the end of his nose, took one look at the Ultimate Lifeform, and promptly fell over laughing again.
Shadow stood, slowly fuming, until he finally snapped.
"CHAOS… BLA-" The Chaos energy fizzled out, "Wha?"
Jay stood up again, holding a formal-looking document, and grinned devilishly, "You think I didn't plan ahead? This here document allows me to cancel out all powers unless I give the word, and you all signed it!"
Silence, and one heckuva lot of death glares.
Jay looked nervous, "I'ma gonna the cutscene now."
~~X~~
Sonic ran, the town flashing by him, cradling Elise in his arms.
"Um… Why are you helping me?" she asked.
Sonic turned to look at her for a second, "Nor special reason."
He then jumped high into the air and landed in a courtyard.
"Sonic!" Elise shouted suddenly, referring to the five SWATbots that had fallen out of the sky to block their path. Sonic set Elise down, then proceeded to own the five robots in the space of 10 seconds. Landing gracefully on one knee, he looked up to survey his work, before standing up slowly.
Elise's cries interrupted his display of self-gloating, and he turned rapidly and stepped forward to see Eggman in his Eggmobile (read: MAGNEZONE!) lifting Elise into the air.
"I'm afraid our little game ends now." Eggman spoke, hands behind his back, while somehow controlling his craft.
Elise squirmed, then somehow managed to free an arm and toss a Chaos Emerald that she somehow had all this time to Sonic, who caught it overly-dramatically, and promised Elise he would rescue her.
"Hmph. It's only a matter of time before it's mine." Eggman declared, pointing in a failed dramatic fashion at Sonic, "Until then, you can hold onto it for me."
The Magn- I mean, Eggobile rose to join with the doctor's battleship as stupid dramatic music played, and the battleship sailed noisily away. Sonic watched it fly overhead, and then took a few pointless steps towards it as he watched it sail overhead.
-X-
Sonic was running through the streets, before he stopped when a familiar, but slightly annoying voice called his name.
"Tails!" the blue blur exclaimed, "Long time, no see!"
"I'm glad you're here!" Tails stated, emphasizing his point with useless hand gestures, "I heard you tried to save their Princess from Dr. Eggman."
Sonic gave Tails a look, and then crossed his arms in a failed attempt to impersonate Shadow.
"You're going to try to rescue her aren't you?" Tails continued, "Let me help! I may not know what Eggman's up to, but It can't be a good thing."
Sonic gave a thumbs up, but didn't look or sound very enthusiastic, "Okay, with your help, this should be a piece of cake!"
He then took off running slowly, while Tails chuckled, promised to do his best, and then took off flying after Sonic, his tails making an annoying helicopter sound while equally annoying background music played.
~~X~~
"!"
"BE QUIET, YOU INSOLENT BAT!"
"Bite me!"
"That's enough, Rouge and Eggman." Shade said threateningly, "First question, Tails, what is with that annoying helicopter sound?"
"I dunno…" the kitsune shrugged, "The editors decided to put it in for some reason, even though I don't really make a sound when I fly."
"True. I've heard Chao that fly louder than him." Blaze added.
"Like you would know what Chao sound like." Charge said, somehow unbound.
"Keep out of this, Charge."
"Make me, baby sis…"
The lights in the rooms darkened, and the temperature took a sudden jump as the two cats had a stare down that, had the glares been weaponized, could annihilate an entire continent.
"Hey, that's enough, you two." Storm interjected, " Second question, Knuckles, Err… what happened to your dreads?"
Charge grinned and Knuckles shrugged, his dreads shortened to up to his neck, "Let's just say a certain homicidal, self-obsessed feline gave me one heckuva beating for breaking a steering wheel."
"It was either a beating or a 15,000 ring replacement."
"… and now the beating didn't seem so bad…"
Jay spoke up, "Final question, Eggman, why do you have a Magn-"
"DON'T SAY IT!" everyone yelled.
"-Nehhh…uh, um, oh, geez… AHA! Magnetic-propulsion Eggmobile that looks so different than before!"
"… Leave my fa-"
"DEFINATLY DON'T SAY IT!"
"… False equipment out of this, Jay."
"Okay, whatever. That's all the time we have, Storm, Shade, thanks for coming out guys…"
"No, thank you Jay."
"And thanks to the massive amounts of reviews I got."
Charge nudged him, "The requests?"
"Oh, yeah. Silver, you will spend the time off CtC's imagination in Toronto, and we want to here a full summary of it when we get back."
"Okay…"
"And Eggman shall now be referred to as MR. TOILET BRUSH for the next 2 episodes."
"WHY ME?" MR. TOILET BRUSH wailed.
"SEE YOU NEXT TIME!"
"Peace!"
FROM NOW ON, ALL AND ANY OC's AND/OR REQUEST MUST BE SENT IN VIA PM. SORRY, DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE PEOPLE!
NEXT EPISODE'S CO-HOST(S): MELISSA FROM SSBB23!