The Lazy Death God

by makoto x chelia

For young Fusanosuke, life as a Shinigami is exhausting. Between fighting Hollows, crazy captains who wish to either kill him, experiment on him, or downright dislike him, he has to survive in this crazy world with the few friends he does have, and face the darkness that haunts his past.

3. Chapter 3

Hello, and welcome to the next chapter!

Ragna; I see. If I get the chance (which I rarely do in my life) I will check it out. You're right about that, it is kind of weird why there aren't many when they are quite attractive.

Hellspam; That would be interesting, to see Karin with powers. The other suggestions are cool as well. Momo is definitely in the harem, I mean she has to be with all the tension between them. Heh, that's a pretty good idea, I was thinking about having someone like that in the Gotei Thirteen being someone like that to him, which will coincide with his backstory as well. Rukia, I haven't decided on yet. Ichihime is quite popular, huh. Though so is Ichiruki but I digress.

Guest 1; That's something I was planning, as it will go along with the plot I have for him later on as well. Hehe, that would be quite funny, Orihime and Fusanosuke living together, I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue. Then again, the same could be said for Tatsuki as well. That seems quite the popular coupling, huh.

DocSlendy; Heh, well he's that kinda guy, alright. He will even say he loves a sword and wishes to marry it. You never know, that could be something that happens. Yup, he's an unofficial one yeah, and will be gone into detail as the story progresses. Hmmm, he could've been, but that would be spoilers, huh. You never know, that could exactly be it.

Linkonpark100; Hehe, their history is...quite unique alright.

Mr Beaver Buttington; I will consider it, like I do with any request, don't worry~

Naroku; Thanks! I will try, and those are quite awesome suggestions, even girls I didn't think I would see were on there, so awesome for surprising me hehe~

Skull Flame; Yeah basically. Most of the time, he's laid back, carefree, and so forth. But there is a darker, more mysterious side to him. If you mean if that's how the name is written, well there are different ways to writing it, so I just picked that one, but yeah he has some past with her. You can assume that he was yeah. Hmmm, that does seem like something Nemu would be doing, doesn't it? Urahara, really? I suppose in away he does. Yeah, I've got it down basically, but a good name is something that escapes me. But those suggestions sound pretty cool, the Dragon of Bones one is pretty cool, and the others don't bother me at all, I have some dark tastes as well. Yup, you read right, it does have a sadistic nature. Their relationship will be shown throughout the series, and hinted at a few times before the sword spirit appears. I haven't decided if I am going to do that arc or not, though if I can think of some good twists and turns, I might. Heh, maybe he can, maybe he can't. That's also a mystery. Those suggestions are awesome, I had to look some up to remember who they were, hehe. At least a few of them are going to make it. And thanks! I will try! And yeah, maybe in the future, when I get chance to catch up with what's going on with it.

Harem Master123; Thanks, and yeah, he's friends with a few of them, more showing up this chapter. I like the suggestions, they are unique. Eeh, Hanataro, I dunno who I would pair him up with, besides Isane maybe. And yeah, you're right about that, he doesn't. Hmmm, maybe I could do that. Yachiru with a childish crush, would be hilarious. It would be like a little sister loves a big brother and doesn't want anyone else to have him but her.

ShadowUzumaki55; Yup, he has quite the interesting history with Soi Fon which will be explained as the chapters go on. Hmmm, the reason she does will be revealed around the Soul Society arc, maybe a little before that. Well, he has to give himself a bet somehow, doesn't he? Actually...a few people have seen it, besides Kenpachi. The exact amount of people is...will be revealed in time. Yup, Kenpachi knows about that side alright, which will become apparent in the future.

Coldblue; Well, I'm glad that Soi Fon was liked by you! Yeah, there will be romance in this story, and all the girls in the harem will get as people call it, screen time. Yeah, those two made a deal alright, so Fusanosuke cannot use Kido during the fight. I've read One Piece, Dragon Ball Z and Yu Yu Hakusho, and heard of the other two, though don't know much about them. I like those ideas, if I get a chance to do a story based off them, then I will definitely do it.

Guest 2; That would be something interesting.

Guest 3; I dunno about that, possibly.

Guest 4; I always imagined them as elder brother younger sister kind of relationship, but it isn't off the table.

Shogun hero; Thanks! And yeah, those suggestions are okay with me.

Guest 5; Maybe in the future, I could do a story like that. I haven't played the games in awhile, but I do like the series, so one day, I will do a story like that.

Absolute Mirage; Thanks, I'm glad that you do. Yeah, he'll show some skill this chapter, and how he compares to others. Hehe, that would be so funny, I could totally see something like that happen.

Guest 6; I don't really know Gintama, so I couldn't really do a fic like that. Possibly if I get chance to read it sometime.

Castor115; Yeah, she's in. And the others are awesome as well!

Guest 7; Hehe, maybe he is kinda like that, though it wasn't my intention as I didn't even know about the series until you put it.

Sunny1234; I will think about it~ And yeah, maybe it would.

FallenAngel231312; Thanks!

Neonlight01; Yeah, he stays in touch with them on occasion, when he can, or wants to. Hehe, he's able to slip away from Kenpachi alright, and what he senses in him...will be revealed in time. His relationship with Soi Fon is quite complicated, yet not so at the same time.

AlphaOmega; Thanks! No worries, you did now and that's enough for me~ Thanks, and yeah there is a reason as to why that is. Hmmm, it's somewhere between those two. He mostly works with Soi Fon than anyone else, besides Squad Five of course. Yeah, he's friends with them as well, which will be shown in the future. Well, Fusanosuke is quite insane sometimes, and does things that seem extreme to finally have someone not try and kill him. Hmmm, it is going to be quite...interesting on how he does it. Those girls are all cool, Momo is a definite, the others are people I haven't decided, besides Nemu that is, ansd yeah, while still has moments, he generally isn't a pervert or anything like that. And no, I haven't forgotten.

With those lovely reviews out of the way, it is time to start the next chapter!

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The big 'fight'!

"Welcome to the hall of unity, Shinigami girls, or should I say Shinigami women." Fusa slowly walked up and down a row of females, giving smiles to each of them. "Now, I am sure you're all curious as to why I have called this meeting, my female Shinigami girls, who I might add are the cutest girls in the entire Seireitei~"

"Yes, I would like to know this as well."

A female Shinigami who said this, was met with a kind smile from Fusanosuke.

"Well, Ise-fuku-taichou, I will explain now, please do not worry. This is a good thing."

Fusanosuke looked upon this girl, a wondering look within his eyes.

The female Shinigami in question is a slim and youthful girl with long black hair normally kept pinned back, with flat bangs that hang to the right side of her face. She also wears a standard Shinigami outfit. She has slightly light blue eyes that have a deep tint of violet and wears glasses with a slight oval shape to them.

This girl was Nanao Ise, and she is the Fuku-taichou of the Squad Eight.

"Eeh, I would also like to know as well...eeh, I hope that's okay..."

Another Shinigami raised her hand, and said this with a timid expression.

The Shinigami in question is a tall, taller than Fusanosuke and all of the other females around, young looking woman with gray eyes and short messy silver hair with strands on the right side of her face that are shoulder-length and styled as two thin braids. She wears a thin dangling red earring on each ear and a standard Shinigami uniform with her lieutenant badge on her left arm.

This girls name is Isane Kotetsu, and a member of Squad Four, it's Fuku-taichou at that.

"Ara ara, at least allow the boy to explain, Isane-chan~ You don't have to rush this, since this is Fusa-kun after all, my bestest drinking buddy~"

A slightly drunk Shinigami added while yawning.

This girl has long and wavy blond hair, blue eyes, full lips, and a beauty mark located under the right side of her mouth. She dresses in the garb typical of Shinigami, though she lets her robes hang loose for her ample bosom to be revealed. She wears a thin golden necklace tucked between her cleavage and a long pink scarf over her shoulders. In addition, her lieutenant's armband is worn on her uniform's sash, as opposed to around the arm. She carries her Zanpakutō behind her back.

This girl was Rangiku Matsumoto, and like the other females present, besides Rukia that is, she is also a Fuku-taichou, but she is the Fuku-taichou of Squad Ten, and also Fusanosuke's drinking buddy.

"Ah, of course. I should allow such things to happen."

Isane said quickly, shifting from side to side with a nervous expression on her face.

Fusanosuke regarded the females present, which included that of Momo and Rukia, sitting beside Rangiku, Nanao and Isane, then looked towards the last one on the end, the quietest member of the ground.

"Aah, Kurotsuchi-fuku-taichou, could you please get out the board for me?"

Fusanosuke looked towards the person he saw, and eyed her up.

Slender and youthful, this girl is a well-endowed woman with green eyes. Her dark purple hair is pulled back into a long braid, with slightly parted bangs. Her uniform consists of a short black kimono, which extends to mid-thigh, with a white nagajuban underneath. The sleeves of her kimono are not as wide as those worn by most Shinigami, and the upper parts of the sleeves are puffed. She wears a traditional wide white obi, fastened with a red cord. On her left sleeve is her lieutenant's armband. She wears white gloves, which only cover the back of her hands and wrists, and a dark red choker.

This girl is called Nemu Kurotsuchi, the Fuku-taichou of Squad Eleven, and right now, Fusanosuke's personal assistant.

Nemu, merely nodded without a word, stood up, and walked to the end of the hall they were in. As she walked, the others wondered why Nemu listened to him, but that soon was stopped when she came back with a board, having two peoples faces on their.

One was a man that looked to be slightly like a girl with feathers attached to his eyelashes, one going up, and one going to the side, and the other was a bald man who looked really manly, the opposite of the first one.

Yumichika and Ikkaku were the names written under these images, showing their names for everyone to see.

"Aah, thank you Fuku-taichou for aiding me."

Nemu didn't say anything, and sat back down at the end of the line, Isane giving her a curious look, still trying to work out why she followed Fusanosuke's orders as if they were a captains orders, which they weren't.

Before anyone could speak, Fusanosuke looked towards the door, and adopted a smile.

"Soi Fon-chan, if you want to enter, it is okay~"

"Taichou of Squad Two is here?"

Nanao didn't quite understand what he meant, as she didn't sense anything. But within seconds, the door cracked open, revealed Soi Fon's face, who mumbled "Don't add chan to my name." and then the door swiftly closed, but it was apparent to Fusanosuke that she was still there.

"Eeh, maybe this is the most obvious question, but why is she stood, or sat, outside?"

The one to ask was Isane herself, with Rangiku also looking like she wanted to know. The other females didn't know the answer either, but Fusanosuke had an idea, giggling to himself.

"Hehe, you see, Soi Fon-chan wants to see me crash and burn today, during the fight, and most likely, she's going to pass on information towards the other group...either that, or she's curious as to why I have so many females as friends and could possibly think heinous things, when it is apparent that even if I tried, you all outnumber me so I couldn't do anything, even if I wanted too. Though I think that she is stalking me and just wont admit it~"

Outside of the room, Soi Fon's eyebrows twitched at that, tempted to punch the wall and pretend that it was Fusanosuke's head, but for the moment, she refrained from doing that, intending to listen in instead.

Back inside, Rukia looked towards the door, then towards Fusa with a soft hearted smile on her face, slightly playful as well.

"If we weren't your friends, you'd pretty much have no one, right?"

Rukia spoke her thoughts, Fusanosuke slowly nodding his head, but then shook it.

"I have a few other friends, like Renji-kun, Izuru-kun as well...though they can't drink like we can, right Rangiku-san?"

Rangiku winked with an "You know it baby~" coming from her lips, something that drew a pout from Momo, Rangiku noticing it, but decided to not say anything for the moment, deciding to save that for later.

Fusanosuke then cleared his throat.

"Now, let us discuss the real reason why we are all here."

A deadly silence soon filled the air after he said these words, no one not muttering a word. Even Fusanosuke, who appeared to fall asleep with his eyes open, something Rangiku snorted at, though secretly wished she could do the same.

"Aah...eeh, Fusa-chan? What's this about?"

"Yes, I would also like to know the reason."

Momo was the first to speak, Rukia following after her, which drew the attention of Fusanosuke, who winked at the girls who spoke, and addressed the crowd of females.

"You see, I've been doing some research. As you are all aware, I am going to be fighting for my freedom today."

"Because you made a bet with Zaraki-taichou, correct?"

Nanao was the one to speak, pushing her glasses up her face, earning a nod in return from Fusanosuke.

"Exactly. As knowledgeable as always my glasses wearing Fuku-taichou. Freedom, has been out of my reach for awhile now, and if I can get away from him, all I have to really worry about is Kurotsuchi-taichou's insane methods of trying to cut up my body, no offense Fuku-taichou of the Twelfth Squad."

Nemu didn't express any acknowledgment to what he said, but to Fusa, it appeared as if she didn't seem to care about what his words described her captain as, so he took that as a good sign.

"Hmmmmm, I don't get it though..." Rangiku began, stretching. "Why are we here anyway? I was just gonna watch it later on anyway, you didn't have to tell me...unless, you wanna have some lap time with me~"

Rangiku teased, patting her lap.

All of the females looked towards her lap, then towards Fusanosuke who looked ready to jump and pounce, so to speak, but with stern looks from all the girls besides Nemu who didn't seem to care either way, he stopped those line of thoughts, and continued the conversation.

"Right...the main reason is because, I need your assistance in this upcoming battle."

That shocked everyone around, even Nemu's face changed slightly at the admission that Fusanosuke gave, with Nanao being the first one to answer what he had said, bringing up a good point.

"Why would you need us? With your Shikai, you would be able to win, right?"

"How do you know about my Shikai?"

Fusanosuke countered back, with Nanao's face lifting up slightly.

"I have my ways and means, Fusanosuke-san. I have my ways and means."

She said cryptically, folding her arms in mystery as the girls looked on with expecting eyes, finally able to get to know what was going on with Fusanosuke and his Shikai's ability.

"You asked your Taichou about it, didn't you?"

Fusa deadpanned, Nanao sighing, agreeing with a fatal look in her eyes.

"Yes, I asked my Taichou about it, and he told me. Though he told me to not tell anyone else due to Fusanosuke-san liking to leave that aspect a mystery, like most would do to surprise their opponents, even friends, so sorry ladies."

She added at the end, seeing the other females wanting to know about it. Momo, who was his lieutenant looked on with annoyed eyes, a childish face working its way onto her features, not happy that Nanao knew something that she didn't know about Fusanosuke.

"Anyway...if I have to, I will use that, but no. I need your lovely powers of cuteness and sexiness on my side during this battle. All of you have amazing qualities. Ise-fuku-taichou, you've got brains, and beauty to match your high intelligence. You're unrivalled in the glasses wearing department and could steal the hearts of most guys who see you."

"W-Well...thank you, I suppose..."

She muttered out, pink dusting her cheeks.

He then looked towards Isane, who smiled nervously.

"Isane-san, she's tall. It's a marvelous thing. She's even taller than I am, which is quite attractive, I believe anyway. Your hair is cute, and your ability to heal even the most broken of hearts is astounding."

"D-Don't be embarrassing all of a sudden Fusanosuke-san..."

Isane held hands to her flushing cheeks, liking that someone commented on her height, which she didn't usually like but in this instance, she quite liked the fact that she got such a comment.

"Now Rangiku-san...do I even need to comment on your...huge personality?"

While saying huge personality, he really was commenting on her large chest but did it the polite way (the best he could do anyway), which was the largest of the females around, even more so than Nemu's chest, though she came second in such things.

With a sly smile, Rangiku shook her head.

"No baby, I already know what my best traits are~"

Fusanosuke's eyes lingered on her bosom for a few seconds, giggling perversely, but then quickly shifted his attention to Nemu, who cocked her head to the side at the gaze he gave her.

"And Kurotsuchi-fuku-taichou...well, what can I say about you? For one, you're a cool beauty. Quiet, calm, collected, and mysterious. You've got a...not to sound like a pig or anything, but your body is amazing, and you've got a cute personality. Very quiet to the point where you rarely talk. Yet when you do, it is really, beautiful, the voice that you have."

Nemu didn't say anything, nor did her face change. But if one looked close enough at her cheeks, it was slightly apparent that there was some pink on her cheeks, but no one could see it, besides who sat next to her, who raised an eyebrow in questioning, wanting some answers as to what was happening.

He then looked towards Momo who blushed under the burning gaze that he gave her.

"Next, is the beautiful Momo-chan. How to put it...she's sweet to a fault. Innocent eyes, beautiful face, cute body, and that oh so sweet personality that could make even the most stony of people snap out of their evilness and fall for her. Plus, she's got a kick ass Zanpakuto Spirit. Tobiume is so adorable~ We often have chats...ohh, hey Tobiume-chan!"

Momo's face turned even more red than before, facing away, acting all shy about what he said, and couldn't even say anything to him as a response, as Rangiku knew exactly what Momo wanted to say, but was too shy to say anything about it, all the while that Fusanosuke waved to the spot beside her.

Momo looked towards where he was waving, but she couldn't see anything, but apparently Fusanosuke could and he was waving to something, or someone, that was there, and no one could figure out if he was messing with them or being serious.

His eyes then went to Rukia, who expected him to talk about some good qualities she had...boy, was she wrong.

"As for you...I don't like anything about you besides your Zanpakuto."

"Gwah!" Rukia face faulted as some of the girls snickered. "W-What are you saying!? I'm just as attractive as they are! Maybe even more so! I have great traits as well...I might not have a large chest like Matsumoto-fuku-taichou...but that doesn't mean I don't have some good traits..."

"I kid, I kid. I wasn't serious." He confirmed to her relief, and he went to explain. "Now, how to put it...well, Rukia-chan is like ice. She's beautiful, like the snow that falls to the ground from Heaven itself...though we're in Heaven, technically, aren't we?"

"I rarely think about it, but we are, aren't we? To the humans at least, this is Heaven."

Nanao commented, seeing how the place they call home could be called Heaven, and wasn't sure if it deserved the name of Heaven, though she didn't have time to think about it much as Fusanosuke continued.

"As I was saying, Rukia-chan is like the ice. Though she acts cold, she's got an inner shining beauty that cannot be compared. It is true, she is the least endowed girl here, but that isn't a bad thing, really. I mean, some guys prefer small girls with small chests than tall girls with large chest and some prefer vise versa. It really is all about preference."

"Which are you exactly? What preference do you have?"

Isane quickly got that out, drawing the eyes of the female Shinigami towards Isane.

"Kotetsu-san, what are you saying all of a sudden?"

Nanao asked it in disbelief, with Isane holding her head down in shame.

"I-I didn't mean to ask that...it just came out, I'm sorry."

She apologized, feeling more and more embarrassed by the eyes that are currently on her form.

"Actually...she has a point." Rangiku commented, shooting a look towards Fusanosuke. "So, which are you exactly? We've got a range of girls here. From small like Rukia-san to big like me. So, which does Fusanosuke-kun like huh~?"

Momo's, Rukia's, Isane's and Nanao's questioning eyes went towards him. Even Nemu's eyes lingered on his form more than usual, burning a hole into him with a mere look.

From the door, no one besides Fusa knew that Soi Fon was looking in as well, her eyes solely on the male Shinigami, as if she wanted to know as well, though would deny if asked about it.

Fusa looked at all of the girls present from Rukia to Rangiku, and answered as honestly as he could.

"This is gonna sound cliche, but it doesn't really matter to me. Yeah, okay. A guy usually likes the feminine charms of someone like Rangiku-san. I can't help it, as I am a male. Even females have things that draw them to guys, right?" The girls couldn't refute what he said, as they all looked at his body, going to different areas on his body as he continued. "So, to answer your question, it really doesn't matter that much, if at all. Now let us get onto the reason, you're here."

The girls nodded at that, developing serious faces...besides Rangiku who took a swig of a bottle...where she pulled it from, was anyone's guess.

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Fusanosuke then tapped the board, and pointed towards Yumichika's face.

"Now, we have this guy...girl...whatever. Anyway, we have Yumichika-san. This one is most likely going to be the one that Yachiru-chan is going to send after me. Now, the strengths of this guy/girl thing is his/her Shikai. It turns into a four bladed thing that resembles a scythe with the curved blades, giving it a good cutting power, and this is unconfirmed, but it has the ability to suck away power...at least in it's state that he, or she, will be using. He, or she, is also quite fast, though some would argue that he or she wasn't as fast as me, but we'll leave that to the battle later on. Now weaknesses, include his/her vanity, and obsessed with the word 'ugly' and him being possibly gay if he is a guy."

All of the girls besides Nemu did a spit take at the last weakness that was explained, Momo being the one to ask.

"F-Fusa-chan! Wh-What's with that all of a sudden!? How is being gay a weakness...? And he is a man, even if he very effeminate, he is a male, and is vane as well..."

Though not one to slander someone else, even she couldn't deny the vanity of Yumichika, but didn't quite understand how being gay, if he was, was a weakness to a battle.

"Right...don't you see? If he's fighting me, then he might get distracted, if he is gay that is."

"But...why exactly?"

Rukia was the one who decided to question it, not understanding why Fusanosuke would be able to distract Yumichika, earning a upset face from Fusa.

"You saying I can't pull a guy?"

"Do you want to pull a guy?"

Rukia's query was met with a emotionless face.

"No."

"Then why are you talking about it!?"

Rukia snapped as Fusanosuke shook his head in mild frustration, having to explain himself.

"Because, it is a weakness. He might find me attractive, and it could make him want to hit me less. I don't know know females and gay males think, do I? I don't know what makes a man sexy. Say, while on the subject, does anyone here think I'm attractive?"

"Why would we have to answer this exactly?"

The more level headed Nanao was the one to ask this question, so Fusanosuke answered her with a smile.

"Well, if I am at least a little bit attractive to the female race, I might be able to pull gay guys as well. Of course, I would never want to date a guy, but I'm not above using my body for casual teasing if it wins me the fight. So, the same question...am I? So please raise your hand if this is the case."

Immediately, Nemu's hand was raised, to the shock of the others, while Momo's own hand was tempted to go up. Rangiku chuckled and did it for funs sake, so it was unknown what she really thought on the mater. Rukia looked at her hand, then at Fusanosuke and her hand again, unsure of what to do. Isane's trembling hand slowly rose, then fell down to her lap, then rose again, and finally fell down to her lap again. Finally, Nanao casually rose her hand as if it wasn't a bother, giving the others a shock for a lifetime.

From outside of the door, Soi Fon's eyes washed over the forms of Nemu, Rangiku and finally Nanao, a small glare there.

Back inside, Fusanosuke looked at Nemu, Rangiku and Nanao, and was quite shocked.

"Damn, who knew that three beauties like them actually thought I was attractive. I expected no one to put their hand up, but to think I got three beauties like those three...well, maybe fighting this day isn't so bad after all."

His thoughts were happy ones, which stopped when he saw Isane look towards Nemu, questioning feelings in her eyes.

"I'm quite shocked, that you'd also say yes, Nemu-san. I didn't think that you were into things like this."

Isane commented on the strangeness of why Nemu's hand was raised.

Nemu looked towards Isane, then answered, speaking for the first time since she had come here.

"He is, as what is called, easy on the eyes from the research I have conducted. Mayuri-sama also wishes to study Fusanosuke-sama. I, am interested why. Mayuri-sama hasn't explained his reasoning to study Fusanosuke-sama, so I have decided to figure it out by myself."

"And the way you do this is..."

Rukia trailed off, hoping she didn't offend as she knew who her captain was and didn't want to get involved with that mad scientist.

"Yes, I have memorized several details regarding Fusanosuke-sama."

"I really wish you wouldn't call me that, Fuku-taichou...I'm not above you..."

Nemu chose to ignore the sigh escaping his lips, and continued on.

"As I was saying, regarding Fusanosuke-sama, I have memorized aspects of his life, and am currently trying to work out why Mayuri-sama wishes to experiment on him. My findings are as include. He is lazy, yet hardworking when pushed. Intelligent, like Mayuri-sama, yet also different to Mayuri-sama. He has the ability to increase the size of his penis when looking at naked females. The picture I also gave him on one occasion when I was naked was used for this penis enlargement."

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Everyone, including that of Soi Fon outside, did a large spit take at that, as Fusanosuke covered his manhood, slightly frightened of Nemu now, who may or may not be, stalking him.

"So that's why she gave me that picture...she was studying me..."

He mumbled to himself, as Momo looked towards Fusanosuke with an angry face.

"Fusa-chan, you better not have that photo anymore..."

"I-I don't, believe me! I wouldn't keep such a thing, who do you think I am?"

He told the truth, not wanting to incur the wrath of Momo.

Momo looked on with accusing eyes.

"Hmmmm, I dunno...I might have to look in your room later on..."

"Fine, do. There isn't anything there anyway."

He was confident that she wouldn't find it, and Momo was confident that he still had it, though neither seemed to be aware of the exact reason as to why Momo was really bother...though it was so painfully obvious to the others as to why, but they found it more fun to watch them be awkward, than say anything about it.

Nemu then continued to the others horror.

"Then, there is his stamina. It is quite large, considering he is usually what is called lazy. From what I have witnessed, he can fight for quite along time without tiring, and I have discovered that being naked during sleep allows him to move freely inside of his bed. But usually, he prefers to sleep on females laps, of which I have noted that he usually occupies the lap of Hinamori-san. Though he has known to occupy the laps of the entire females within this room, but Hinamori-sans lap is the main lap his head is occupied by. I also discovered that behind his right earlobe, there is a sensitive spot. While I allowed him to rest on my lap, I found it. I used my fingers to brush over the area, and it ignited a moaning sound which I believe is called...sexual. It sounded like a purring sound that a kitten makes, yet also different from the purring sound as well."

As she was explaining, Nanao could be seen writing something's down, but they were obscure from everyone's views, so it was unknown what she was truly writing down, but no one was even looking at her, due to what Nemu was talking about.

Once she had finished, Nemu bowed her head.

"That is all I have to currently report on Fusanosuke-sama."

"A-Ah, that's a lot of information...even where he hides his sweets huh..."

Rangiku was quite astonished, and wasn't sure if she should've said this or not, but Nemu didn't care either way, and nodded her head.

"Yes, I know of this location. I also know that he is wearing his red boxer shorts today that have the picture of pillows going in a diagonal direction."

Fusanosuke opened his eyes wide, and quickly checked, as even he didn't know what he wore as he didn't pay attention to such things, but when he saw that he had on exactly what Nemu had said, his eyes gained tears.

"K-Kurotsuchi-fuku-taichou..."

"Nemu, is my name, Fusanosuke-sama. Please refer to me as that from now on. Nemu-san would also suffice."

Nemu corrected him, something that only added more questions to everyone's mind.

"A-Ah...Nemu-san then...eeh, how did you know that I had those on?"

"So you actually do!?"

Rangiku rasped out, then held herself back from getting too giddy, a state of total disbelief was written on her face at this moment in time.

"Y-Yeah...but how Nemu-san...?"

He couldn't even begin to understand what was going on. From the sounds of it, it appeared that Nemu knew quite a lot about him, even things that would consider mundane things.

"I had observed your morning routine, for my research. This morning, I watched as you peeked through your eyes, looked at Hinamori-san fondly, I believe the word is, then-"

"Wait wait wait." Rukia interjected, turning to Momo, who was blushing. "S-So, you and Fusa actually sleep in the same bed together?"

Momo's face turned a bright pink colour, as Fusa's cheeks also dusted red, though he was more confident looking than Momo was at this moment in time.

"...W-We sometimes share a bed..."

She mumbled, unable to look anyone in the eyes.

"Knew it, freaking knew there was something romantic here~ I called it~! I should really do a 'I called that shit' dance~"

Rangiku announced as she took a drink of her sake, glad that she was able to 'call it' and did a mini upper body dance, shaking her assets from side to side in a gleeful way, which drew Fusanosuke's attention for a brief period, before going back to Momo.

"Th-This is just...we s-sometimes share a bed yes...b-but it isn't anything sexual or anything...we just sometimes happen to wind up in bed together...c-clothed! I-I can't stress this enough! We a-are...c-close friends and all...s-sometimes, Fusa-chan and I sometimes have a hard day...a-and fall asleep next to one another o-once we've d-done something t-to unwind...sometimes it is my room, and then sometimes it is his...s-since we live right next to one another...this is to be expected, isn't it...? W-We aren't in a...re-relationship or anything...we a-are just really close..."

Momo was too nervous. Her speech was broken apart, and her heart was fluttering in her chest. Some part of her was...okay with the accusation. And the other was freaking out at the same time. She didn't know what to think about it, confusion setting in on her mind.

Rangiku went to question it, but surprisingly Nemu didn't want to stop speaking.

"Yes, after he had finished staring at Hinamori-san, he got up from the bed, stroked Hinamori-sans face softly, then took off his clothes, to reveal his penis which was standing upwards, hence the ability to increase the size of the penis. I believe I have heard Matsumoto-san refer to it as 'morning wood'."

Rangiku cracked up a little at that, finding it funny how stoic Nemu was speaking about a male sexual organ, as the girls looked towards her, besides Momo that is who looked towards Fusanosuke with wide eyes.

"Fusa-chan! Y-You got naked while I was there!?"

Momo blushed out, hearing these things were getting too much for someone like her, and she was kind of annoyed that Nemu had seen him naked, even if he didn't know about it, until right now.

"You were asleep and I needed to change my clothes for the day, underwear included!" He countered, folding his arms. "I'm not the one who should be getting yelled at here! Nemu-san is admitting to watching me, stalking me, you know!? She even knows what I did this very morning! D-Don't you find this a little odd!?"

Momo couldn't refute what he was saying, as even she did find it odd what Nemu was saying, and how she said it...as if she was speaking about something mundane. That was the most frightening aspect of this conversation.

"You've got a point, but still...to think that you did it..."

"But you were asleep, if you had woken up, I would've used my speed to get out of there before you saw anything. It isn't like I'm an exhibitionist, you know?"

Momo accepted this, seeing that he wasn't lying about it, as she knew (for the most part) when he was lying, and when he was telling the truth, and right now, he was telling the truth, so that is why she accepted it.

"But for now, there is something that strikes me as odd." Rangiku began, turning towards Momo. "During that little segment, yes I'm calling it a segment, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Huh? What are you saying?"

Momo wanted to escape this line of conversation, but Rangiku couldn't stop, and prodded more.

"I'm saying, since you're the one who has that huge-"

"Rangiku-san!" Momo chastised with an upset face. "Y-You can't mention something like that now! D-Don't say anything difficult Rangiku-san! A-And, did you really forget that Ise-san also raised her hand! S-Stop focusing on me all of a sudden! I can't take it!"

Mono was understandably flustered, shaking her head side to side again and again, the conversation being too much for Momo.

"Aah, I forgot about that little detail, thanks for the reminder Hinamori." Rangiku's eyes went towards the glasses wearing girl. "Really, Nanao-chan? You think Fusa-kun is handsome, cute, whatever?"

Rangiku unexpectedly was quite shocked, with the others as well, all turning towards her for answers.

Nanao looked at all of the girls around the room, then back towards Fusanosuke.

"Yes, he is aesthetically pleasing. I am not going to deny this. Though if I can understand what you're saying, wanting to date, and finding someone attractive is two completely different things. And if this is indeed a question of if I want to date him, then I couldn't possibly comment such things. Dating an officer of a lower ranking than mine isn't something I should be doing, even if that was the case."

"Ooh, come on~ It's just us girls, and Fusa-kun, you can tell us~ And if you don't want to say with him around, I can get him out of the room~"

Rangiku didn't let it go, but unlike how flustered Momo got, Nanao remained to be the stoic girl, pushing up her glasses up the bridge of her nose, allowing a small humming noise to come from her mouth.

"Hmmm, if I said yes, then it would upset a certain someone." Her eyes briefly went to Momo, then returned to Rangiku. "And if I said no, it could offend the male in question. So, I have decided to keep my personal thoughts to myself."

"Baah, you're no fun. You can't even say anything about it at all? How cruel."

Nanao's lips rose ever so slightly at this, seeing how she managed to keep the secret. She wasn't sure why she liked doing this, but she did, and that's how it was going to be.

Fusanosuke then cleared his throat gaining their attention.

"Now, ladies. Yumichika-san aside, Ikkaku-san is going to be something annoying. Unlike Yumichika-san who has some easy flaws to destroy, Ikkaku-san is more difficult, but he does have some. First his strengths. His Shikai, it goes into a spear or something like that. It has reach, and is quite sharp. If wanted, and used effectively, then he could keep me at a distance. And Ikkaku-san himself has a good deal of strength. But now for weaknesses...well, for one, he relies on pure strength, and rarely relies on his mind. Because of that, he only goes forward without a plan, and if you have the power to back that up, then you're golden. But unfortunately for Ikkaku-san, he's not monster level strength like Kenpachi-taichou, therefore can be outwitted. And, he is also afraid of Yachiru-chan. That's also a fear. Plus he is bald, that's something of a glaring weakness as well."

All of the girls looked at him with a strange look in their eyes, quite confused on what they are going to be doing.

"Eeh...how is being bald a weakness?"

As if the most obvious thing in the world, the question came from Rukia, earning a scowl in return.

"Because, he gets agitated when mentioned. I remember a time where I called him bald, and he went ape-shit on me. That's something that is considered a weakness. If he flies off the handle, then he wont be able to fight as well, would he?"

Rukia couldn't refute what he said, and it did sound like a good plan...but there was something that wasn't right with the female Shinigami, and she decided to voice it for the rest of the girls around.

"Right...I don't get, if you know these things, then why did you ask us to come here? It couldn't to just tell us these things."

"You're right, Rukia-chan. The reason you're here, is because, I need help from you females. If you ever cared about me at all, then you'll help me in doing what I'm about to ask...which Ise-fuku-taichou seems to have already figured out."

He looked towards Nanao, who nodded her head a single time.

"I figured it out while you were talking. You want us to...for a like of a better word, berate them while you're fighting, correct?"

"I also came to this conclusion while you were speaking."

Nemu imputed into the conversation, drawing a nod from Fusanosuke.

"Yes, you both are right in away. If it came from me, it most likely wouldn't matter that much to them. But if it came from beautiful females, it would certainly hurt them a lot. Usually, I'm not a sadist, and rarely like hurting people..." He heard Soi Fon from outside scoff at that, wanting to say something, but held it together for the time being. "...but this is what it is now. I need the help of you lovely girls. And y-you don't want to see someone l-like me be th-the victim of...Kenpachi-taichou...right...?"

At the end, he adopted a shy looking face, and an equally shy voice...but none of the girls even batted an eyelid at that. Even Momo, who usually fell for such things, seemed to be unaffected by it.

"Sorry, but we aren't going to do it for free."

Rangiku said with cold eyes, something that was quite unlike her.

"She's right, Fusanosuke-san. We aren't going to do this for you, unless there is something that we get in return."

The girls nodded at what Nanao said, the boy giving a slight sigh in defeat.

"Okay okay, I get it. I suppose...then again, I guessed this would be happening. So, Nemu-san, please would you fetch the boxes...eeh, more like crates that are in the corner please?"

"Of course Fusanosuke-sama."

"Thank you Nemu-san."

Being a good assistant, something most were still stunned at, Nemu walked towards the corner, and fetched some boxes, names of the girls were all on the boxes, one for each girl.

Once Nemu fetched the boxes, Fusanosuke regarded the girls with a large smile.

"I had anticipated that you girls would do this, and I have come prepared. Despite being a lazy bastard like me, I do sometimes think ahead, when I have to. So, if you would all open your boxes please. Oh, Nemu-san, here. I thought that this would be the best, since your Taichou is always after me, my...dna would suffice."

As he said that, he went into his clothes, and brought out a vial of his blood. Nemu casually took the blood, placing it somewhere on her person to keep it safe, nodding in thanks and returned to sit down.

The girls grabbed their boxes and opened them one after the other without a worry.

"Ooh my God! Chappy! You got me Chappy!"

Rukia exclaimed, holding up a large rabbit doll, with more stuff like that inside of the box. There was many of these Chappy memorabilia within the box, so much that Rukia foamed at the mouth.

"Ooh wow...so much booze...this will last a week...at least...ooh God, I'm literally in Heaven right now...and this is the good quality shit...this isn't cheap stuff either...ooh Fusa-kun, you really do know about me..."

Rangiku blissfully grabbed a bottle of sake, with plenty more inside, putting a hand to her cheek, happy that she got something like this.

"M-My...I didn't expect you to have gotten me these. Well, they certainly are generous."

Nanao shifted through the books that laid within the box, all looking to be new, besides some that looked old, yet Nanao could tell that they were something of a first or second edition.

"Ooh Fusa-chan, you didn't have to get me these..."

Momo's box contained stuff animals. Fusanosuke knew for a fact that she loved stuffed animals, even if it wasn't a known fact for the others. Momo picked one up, and casually cuddled it, seeing some books as well on Kido, which Momo always loved to read about.

"M-My, you remembered Fusanosuke-san...I didn't expect you to remember such things..."

Inside of Isane's one, was different arrangement of flowers. It was a simple, yet effective gift for someone like Isane. She couldn't say that she didn't like them, and even saw that there was a flower crown, which she put on straight away.

Fusanosuke looked on at all of the females with satisfied eyes, then looked towards Soi Fon and saw that she was glaring into the room, adopting a smirk on his face, then clapped his hands together as he faced the majority of the girls within the room.

"Now, ladies. Would it be unreasonable to ask for your assistance now? Kinda like 'I scratch your back and you scratch mine' kind of deal? It wouldn't be so bad to offer assistance, would you?"

The girls all hummed in thought, and each gave their answer.

"Well, since Chappy is on the table, I have no choice but to comply."

"Fusa-chan got me cute animals to play with, that's okay with me~ I will help Fusa-chan with his struggles~"

"Yes, I don't see a negative effect for this. My help will also be offered."

"Hey hey hey, you got me booze, I can't refuse the hand that feeds, in this case drinks, right?"

"W-Well, since Fusanosuke-san did get me those flowers, I suppose it would be okay..."

"Mayuri-sama would be most pleased to have a blood sample from you, Fusanosuke-sama. I will lend my assistance to you."

Hearing the answers of Rukia, Momo, Nanao, Rangiku, Isane, and Nemu, Fusanosuke was ecstatic, clapping his hands together like an excited child, something that made most of the females smile at, even Nemu could be seen having a somewhat of a lighthearted smile on her face.

"Thank you, lovely girls. This is going to help me win now, without having to reveal my Zanpakuto, which I don't like doing, it freaking frightens me with how much it can...no, I wont say anymore. Now, this is what I want you all to do..."

Fusanosuke then went to explain to the girls what he wanted them to do. As they listened, they all had smiles on their faces, listening intently to what he wanted them to do for him, which seemed to be a reasonable thing in their eyes.

---

Sometime later, around nine in the morning, Fusanosuke found himself at the Squad Eleven barrack's. Before him, was a field of battle. It had many cuts on the ground, indicating that many fights had taken on the ground.

To the end of the arena, so to speak, sat most of Squad Eleven. Sat there with them was Kenpachi, with Yachiru on his shoulder, looking happy (as sane as they could be while looking happy) and he also saw that the girls he had spoke with before where there as well, with Ikkaku sat in wait, with a large building behind them.

Since this was a semi private event, most of the captains and lieutenants (bar the female ones that is) weren't in attendance, not that it made a difference to either Fusanosuke or Kenpachi. Though it was clear that Soi Fon was around, Fusanosuke could literally pinpoint her location with his senses.

Fusanosuke stood in the middle, having his Zanpakuto in his right hand, his fist balled in the other. Before him, was the flamboyant Yumichika, having his sword out in front of him, wearing a confident smile.

"Ara, Fusanosuke. It seems that you've come for a fight, yes?"

Yumichika showed him a small smile, causing Fusa to cringe slightly.

"Yeah...seems like I'm gonna have to beat you, Yumichika-san."

The flamboyant male merely tutted as a response.

"It is a good thing that you aren't ugly, or I wouldn't be able to look at you."

"Oh, so that's the reason I can't look upon you..."

He muttered as a response with cheeky smile on his face, drawing a tick mark from Yumichika.

"What did you just say?"

Mild irritation made itself known by the girly looking male, Fusanosuke merely shaking his head.

"Nothing, nothing. Don't worry so much about it."

Yumichika kept his eyes solely on Fusanosuke's form, slightly mad by what he thought that he heard. However, in the midst of that, Kenpachi rose his blade upwards, and slammed it into the ground, frightening most of the people around, bar Nemu and some Squad Eleven people, even Soi Fon wasn't that much effected...though she couldn't say that she wasn't totally not frightened by Kenpachi as he was a very daunting man.

"Ah, Fusanosuke. You've come. I thought that you might've hid, but you kept your word. Good man."

"Yay, Blondie Bear is here! Yum-Yum, don't lose or I will kill you!"

Yumichika shook his body slightly at the threat that came from Yachiru, believing her instantly, and despite using a happy tone, it was too scary, adding to the fear factor quite abit.

"Now, Fusanosuke. Remember the deal from yesterday?"

Fusa nodded at Kenpachi, surprised that he was being quite civil with him.

"I remember the deal. I can't use Kido, and if I lose to Ikkaku-san then I become a member of Squad Eleven, and if I lose to Yumichika-san, then I become Yachiru-chan's slave for a month. But if I win, then you leave me alone for a week and a half, and she gives me some cookies or something."

Kenpachi's eye lit up at the tale he spoke, then continued the conversation.

"Yes, that's correct. Now since Yumichika is the weaker member between the pair, I have decided that he goes first, if that is fine with you?"

"Yes, that is fine with me, Kenpachi-taichou. I don't mind which goes first."

"Then, begin right now!"

As soon as he said that, Yumichika immediately withdrew his sword, and swung it towards Fusanosuke's midsection. At the last second it was going to touch his body, Fusanosuke withdrew his own blade, parrying it and jumped back a fair distance, creating space between them.

"My, you really do like to end things quickly, don't you?"

Fusa smirked, taking a stance with his blade.

Yumichika waved a hand at him in dismissal, tightening the grip on his sword.

"That's nothing to be concerned about. I have my pride to keep, after all."

As he said that, he lunged at Fusanosuke, swinging his sword like a professional. Rather than dodge, Fusa intercepted the blade with his own, producing sparks from its clashing.

"Wow, what an attack. It is as if you're trying to kill me."

Fusa noted, the girls behind him agreeing with it, as it appeared to be a killing shot in their eyes. To Kenpachi though, it didn't seem to bother him in the slightest, while Yachiru looked on with excited eyes.

"That's the point of a fight, isn't it?"

Yumichika pushed against Fusanosuke's blade, but Fusanosuke held his ground quite easily, pushing right back against Yumichika, sending him back a tiny bit, his feet digging into the ground from the sheer force he used.

"Sorry, but that's not what I think a fight should be like, unless it has to be." He casually looked towards Soi Fon, who frowned, then he looked back at Yumichika. "So, you're fighting for Yachiru-chan right now, aren't you?"

"What of it?"

He spat out, attempting to push back Fusanosuke, but he couldn't. Something about his strength seemed to increase, Kenpachi noticing the same thing, and concluded something within his mind.

"Seems like, his Reiatsu is smothering that of Yumichika. Not unexpected."

Kenpachi, even not the most technical minded, could tell that the Reiatsu rolling off Fusanosuke was easily above that of Yumichika's own, comparing it to an ant and a cat, the difference being great. Even Yumichika noticed this, and pushed more Reiatsu out of his body, but it didn't help with Fusanosuke's next movement.

"Then, you have to try harder for a girl!"

Fusanosuke pushed with his might, winning the clash of the swords, and ducked down. Yumichika was caught in momentum as Fusanosuke swiped at his feet with a single leg, knocking off his feet, only to send a kick to his torso, sending him back across the ground, halting to a stop just in front of Kenpachi, just inside of the ring.

"Yum-Yum! If you lose, I will have to punish you!"

Yachiru growled out, something that made Momo jump along with Rukia, who moved away within an instant, fear overtaking them.

"Y-Yes, I will do my best!"

He announced and got to his feet. On his feet, he simply charged for Fusanosuke, without releasing his sword which the boy found to be odd, but didn't question it as he neared.

Once close enough, Yumichika came from the left, going down in a diagonal like. Crossing the blade over his body, Fusanosuke blocked the hit, parrying it away from his body, and sent a punch towards his face.

"Not the face!"

Yumichika jumped away, protecting the face as Fusanosuke giggled softly.

"Geez, if your looks are more important, do you want to give up? I'm sure Kenpachi-taichou would be dissatisfied if something like that was to happen."

"Y-You just shut up!"

Yumichika didn't want to hear anything of it, and rushed forward with the mentality of striking down Fusanosuke, wanting to do it for his captain...and especially Yachiru as he didn't want to die by her hands.

Fusa readied himself for Yumichika, bringing up his blade, attempting to read the opponents movements.

"Take this!"

Yumichika made it to Fusanosuke, swiping from the left with his sword. Fusanosuke blocked the strike, and slashed himself towards the right. Narrowly avoiding the strike, Yumichika's eyes narrowed, bringing up his blade.

"Oh, it seems that Fusanosuke-san has the upper hand."

Nanao noted, looking at Yumichika's attack miss Fusanosuke's body, only for Fusanosuke to push back the man with his blade, swinging it to the right which brought his arm that way, then deliver a palm strike to Yumichika's body, blowing him backwards with his sheer strength.

"You think that's the case?"

Rangiku wasn't quite as optimistic as she was, and took a drink as she listened to Nanao's reply.

"Look, at his face." She noted. "He's completely calm. It is as if he isn't fighting at all. He's simply moving around Yumichika-sans attacks, as if they weren't anything at all. Of course, it must be slightly difficult to avoid an attack like that, but for Fusanosuke-san, it seems that he doesn't need our help."

The girls, and Kenpachi looked on as each strike Yumichika attempted to give Fusanosuke was thwarted by Fusa's speed. In terms of speed, he was faster than Yumichika, and was able to avoid all of the strikes without a worry in the world.

"This speed might be good, but it isn't on a level where I can't keep up!"

Using his sheer force of will, Yumichika increased his speed to a new level. Seeing that, Fusanosuke mentally chuckled, and did the same, matching him blow for blow, using his sword to parry each of his attacks.

"Yumichika-san, is this the fastest you can go?"

"If it is or isn't, isn't something you can talk about so carelessly!"

Yumichika cried with an annoyed grunt escaping his lips, tempted to use some Kido on Fusanosuke...but refrained from doing anything like that, due to Kenpachi's watchful eye being on them.

Speaking of, Kenpachi right now had an annoyed face on. Not because of Fusanosuke, or Yumichika, but because he knew something that some suspected as well, but didn't decide to voice it, only looking on with his lone eye, replacing himself with Yumichika right now.

Back with Yumichika and Fusanosuke. Yumichika slowly, but surely was getting pushed back. Each strike with his blade wasn't making it past his guard, and each parry Fusanosuke did with his blade, he forced Yumichika to take a step back.

"Don't think you can win!"

Suddenly, Yumichika jumped up in the air, and slashed downwards. Fusanosuke fell to the ground, the blade missing his head by a few centimetres, then quickly turned around to the airborne opponent.

"Hah!"

Like lightning, Fusanosuke crossed the distance and went to strike the airborne Yumichika with his blade, making a stabbing motion. Yumichika saw this comming, and blocked the strike with his blade.

"Heh, did you really think that you'd get me like that?"

Yumichika boasted, unaware that Fusanosuke's hand was coming for him.

"Sometimes, opponents are quite deceptive, you know?"

Yumichika's face turned to confusion, only for clarity to come over him when he, at the last second, saw the fist that came for him, embedding into his stomach, just before his feet could reach the ground, and sent him skidding across the ground, landing to the floor with a noticeable thudding sound.

"Heh, that's how Fusa does it, after all."

Rukia commented, as Isane gave a nod of her head.

"Ah, yes. I once witnessed Fusanosuke-san fight against someone who was supposed to be a Fuku-taichou level opponent, and even without releasing his Zanpakuto, he was good at using his Hakuda techniques."

Nemu looked between him and Yumichika for a split second, before mumbling "Fusanosuke-sama is going to win." but since she did it so quietly, no one heard what she had said, not that Nemu was bothered in the slightest.

Yumichika gave a short chuckle to this, and rested a hand on his hip.

"Sorry, but only the beautiful can stand on the battlefield with me, and I don't accept you as beautiful." Said Yumichika as he ran a hand over his blade, Fusanosuke raising an eyebrow and hoped that Yumichika didn't find him beautiful, which is something that he didn't want to happen. "Bloom, Fuji Kujaku."

Yumichika's blade turned into something akin to a sickle, having four blades on it, something Fusanosuke looked at with an eye roll.

"So, hiding your true..."

"Shut up!" Yumichika spat out, swinging his new blade to the left. "I'm going to end this match within five seconds! You best start counting down to your demise! I wont lose to someone who doesn't even use their Shikai."

"That's because I have my reasons. My Zanpakuto is really sadistic, you know?"

Fusanosuke counted, as Yumichika rose his sickle like blade, coming at Fusanosuke. Making it, he swung the blade, it being four times the usual blade, so rather than take it, Fusa dodged out of the way, Yumichika chasing in pursuit.

Whilst running, Yumichika dragged his blade across the ground, cutting it up from the intensity that he used. Seeing that, Fusanosuke stopped and turned to face the man in question, bringing up his blade.

"Time to see if this works!" He snickered and sliced to the left. Yumichika brought up his blade to intercept, but found that Fusanosuke's blade at entered the middle of the sickle, and he twisted it, keeping it there. "These types of blades have weaknesses and strengths like this. I can think of away for you to turn this around on me, and I have thought of several ways to turn this around on you. So, what's it going to be?"

Yumichika winced at the question, instantly wanting to pull away, but he did something that Yumichika didn't expect, and was to simply allow the blade be returned to Yumichika again, only to receive a devastating blow to the chest.

Because of the impact from the man in question, Yumichika spat out some blood, causing the girls to grimace at the sight, while Kenpachi was ecstatic, seeing that Fusanosuke was finally doing his best to fight.

"Ooh, sorry, Yumichika-san. Did I hurt you?"

In concern, Fusanosuke questioned the flamboyant male, only to earn a scowl in return.

Yumichika stood up again, this time taking a hand full of dirt on the ground.

"That's it, I'm gonna have to kill you."

"Eeh, not to be someone who brings down the fun...but if you're going to kill me, I wont be able to rest my head on females laps anymore...an eternal slumber sounds appealing, but I would prefer to stay alive, you know?"

The girls besides Nemu face faulted, even Yachiru did a small face fault while Kenpachi allowed a hearty laugh to escape his lips, the same being with Ikkaku, the man slowly looking towards the ring, and saw Yumichika's angry face.

"For that ugly comment, I'm going to have to really stain my blade in your blood."

"Now, that's an ugly thought."

Fusanosuke countered with a Cheshire cat smile. Hearing that, Yumichika flew into a blind rage, and went onto the offensive. Even though he wasn't near Fusanosuke, he swung his blade around as he ran, something most found to be odd.

"Take this!"

Yumichika made it to Fusanosuke, and went to slash with his blade, Fusa raising his own in defence, when that turned out to be a ploy, as Yumichika released his hand, and threw the dirt towards Fusanosuke's eyes.

As they were about to touch, Fusanosuke Flash Stepped out of the way, avoiding the dirt all together, appearing behind him.

"Damn it!"

As if sensing him Yumichika instantly pivoted on his feet, swinging his blade, which made Fusanosuke raise his own blade, deflecting the mans strike, creating sparks between the two blades from the intensity of the strikes.

Pushing away from Yumichika, he balled his hand into a fist, sending it towards Yumichika's face. Since the last time he got hit wasn't a good thing, he did the smart thing, avoiding the fist by using Flash Step, disappearing from sight.

Fusanosuke looked towards the left, sensing the shift in air, which was exactly where Yumichika appeared, and with a balling of his own fist, he sent the punch towards Fusanosuke's left hand side.

"Missed~"

Acting childlike, Fusanosuke danced around the fist, and as if he had slipped, his body suddenly went to the ground. But as he was about to hit the ground, he placed his hands out, lifted his body with his arms, kicking out at Yumichika's face, which was only avoided by the narrowest of margins, jumping back a few paces.

"You fool!"

Yumichika, seeing the opportunity of Fusanosuke not being on his feet, took a step forward, swung his sickle towards the hand leaning Fusanosuke. Rather than move, Fusanosuke threw his sword up with one hand, and caught it behind is right leg. With a twist of his body, his sword parried Yumichika's own, using the twist of his body to force the blade away from himself, and with doing a flip, he returned to the upright position, standing on his feet.

"W-Wow, I didn't know Fusa-chan could do such a movement, to use it behind his leg like that...I didn't know anyone could do such a sword style. It's quite amazing, after all...I didn't know Fusa-chan was like this."

Completely mesmerized by Fusanosuke's elegant use of swordplay, she was intently as he unlocked the sword from the back of his knee, the sword falling to the ground, only to be kicked by his foot, kicking the blade upwards, behind him, catching it in his free hand, and then brought it back to the front of his body.

"Well, what do you expect, Hinamori-san?" Nanao began, not allowing Momo to answer the question as she continued on. "Even though the word lazy is thrown around a lot, when Fusanosuke-san becomes serious, he is capable of doing quite amazing things."

Nanao said it with a serious gaze in her eyes, eying up the floor, rather than looking at anyone else, unable to meet a certain someone's gaze.

"You speak as if you've had experience with his abilities first hand. Could it be so?"

Rangiku noted, Nanao lowering her head slightly, then lifted it up to meet the gaze of Fusanosuke briefly, before turning away with an unreadable expression on her face, something the girls found to be odd.

"That's a story for another time, Rangiku-san."

Saying that only made more questions enter her, and the other girls minds, wondering what Nanao was talking about.

Their eyes soon returned towards Yumichika and Fusanosuke, and saw them having a stare off. While Yumichika looked ready to explode, due to what was happening, Fusanosuke merely looked to be quite tired, not in a physical way, but a mental way.

---

But before he could say anything, Fusanosuke turned towards Kenpachi.

"Kenpachi-taichou, if I may make a request."

The sudden announcement was enough to make most of the people around become confused.

"What request? You're not getting out of the fight."

Kenpachi was adamant about that, but Fusanosuke waved a hand at him.

"I know, I know. But...I've been thinking, and thinking. And I've thought that...why don't I just take both of them on?" The girls, and the rest of Squad Eleven that wasn't Kenpachi or Yachiru opened their eyes in disbelief. "I thought that, you might want to see a good fight, and fighting against both of them would be good."

"You sound confident."

Kenpachi noted, as Fusanosuke waved his hand in a relaxed manner.

"Meh, I merely have a plan, that's all. And I thought that it would be more exciting for you."

"In Squad Eleven, only one person fights another person. There are no such things as tag battles."

Kenpachi countered, something Fusanosuke slapped himself in the head about, then thought of something that appealed to Kenpachi directly.

"Eeh...if I'm fighting two opponents, then the chances I need to go Shikai increase exponentially. And if that happens, then you'll see what my Shikai can really do. Isn't that what you wanted, Kenpachi-taichou?"

Kenpachi hummed in thought for a few seconds, and liked what he heard, so his blood thirsty smile went towards Ikkaku.

"Get in there, now."

Kenpachi ordered, changing his attitude from what he said before, catching Ikkaku by surprise.

"Taichou? What about..."

"Clearly, he accepts that fighting two is more dangerous. Don't you see how blood thirsty he is? He wishes to face more death defying situations. He wishes to fight my third and fourth strongest in the squad. That's the signs on a real man, Ikkaku. Fighting against the odds. Now get into that arena, and make sure you win. If you don't...Yachiru will play with you."

The darkness laced within his tone made most of the girls shriek in surprise, and fear as well, not wanting to be caught up in something so dangerous. But Ikkaku however looked on with a sadistic smile, not unlike Kenpachi's own, but paled compared to his captains own.

"If that's how he wishes to play it, then I don't have a choice." He causally walked to the arena, and stood next to Yumichika, unsheathing his blade, and held his sheath and sword together. "Grow Hozukimaru!" As he said that, his sword and sheath seemed to combine, and make a spear with a semi long blade on the head, the rest made of what appeared to be wood. "Unlike Yumichika, I wont be going easy on you! I know what you can do if pushed, and I'm not waiting for that to come out!"

Yumichika looked towards Ikkaku, wearing a smirk.

"Fighting with someone else is against the usual rules, but it seems that Taichou likes having this boy around. We should do all we can to make him bow down before us, Ikkaku."

"You're right, lets get this guy done and dusted already for Taichou!"

With that settled, Yumichika and Ikkaku rushed towards Fusanosuke, while the others watched on with different eyes.

The lieutenant females minus Yachiru looked to be shocked that he seemed to have accepted this, Rukia being in the same boat. Kenpachi on the other hand was thrilled. By the fact that Fusanosuke had asked for a harder challenge, it unknown to the boy, made Kenpachi become more interested.

"Try this!"

Yumichika was the first to make it to Fusanosuke, and came from the right. His four bladed sickle slashed at his midsection. Like a cats reflexes, his blade shot to the direction that the sickle came from, intercepting it, and pushed it away from his body.

"Don't forget me!"

Ikkaku came from the other side, making a jab with his spear weapon, going for his face. The boys eyes narrowed, pushing his neck to the other side, allowing the blade to go past his face.

"You're going to have to try better than that."

Fusanosuke told, pushing Yumichika away with his strength, only for Ikkaku to have a dirty smirk on his face.

"Split!"

With that command, Ikkaku's blade split apart into sections, and the spear end turned in a new direction. It went around the back of Fusanosuke's head, and was heading for the other side of his face.

Fusanosuke was about to use his blade to intercept, when Yumichika came at him with a swiping motion.

"You've made a mistake, fighting against the both of us! You're going to pay for such things! Either block me, or Ikkaku! Which is the worst one Fusanosuke!?"

Seeing the rage on his face, made him mentally chuckle, but he followed through with a smile on his face.

"You of course." As he said that, he clashed his blade against Yumichika's own. "It is of course you that I'm going to stop. Your blade is like a sickle, it could rip my insides apart if I'm not careful."

"Then it is your funeral!"

That's what Ikkaku announced, when his spear head was about to impale Fusanosuke's face...but it didn't.

At the last second, he used his free hand to grab the blade, which cut deep into his hand, and some blood dripped out of his hand, but he held the blade firmly in his hand, mere inches from his eye.

"F-Fusa-chan!"

"A-Are you mental!?"

"Damn, you've done insane shit, but this takes the cake!"

"F-Fusanosuke-san...you'll really end up in hospital if you do such things."

Momo, Rukia, Rangiku and Isane were of course worried. Nemu didn't seem like she felt much of anything for the new realization of his impalement. Nanao just blinked, and wiped her eyes without a worried face. It was the same for Soi Fon, who merely looked at the wound with unworried eyes.

Most of Squad Eleven seemed to be shocked that he willingly caught the blade within his hand, knowing it would cause him injury, as Kenpachi himself leaned forward with a wide smile on his face, looking directly at his eyes.

"For a moment, I saw the hint of the killer inside. Seems like for a moment, he wished to kill..."

Kenpachi couldn't be more happy with seeing that. By just seeing that, it seemed that everything else that happened didn't matter that much. Though he still did want to see his Shikai, and wished to know what it did.

"Ken-chan, did you see it?"

Yachiru wondered, earning a nod from Kenpachi.

"I saw it. This is why I want him on Squad Eleven."

Momo wondered what he was talking about, and what Yachiru saw, but she didn't have much time to worry as she saw that Fusanosuke, despite having a deep cut to his hand, didn't seem as if he was bothered in the slightest.

"Ara, this sharp blade almost stabbed out my eyes. How cruel and sadistic of you, Ikkaku-san."

Ikkaku narrowed his eyes, and attempted to pull his spear away...but it didn't move. He held it tightly within his hand, and wouldn't let go of the spears head, therefore Ikkaku couldn't do anything with it either, while Yumichika was still in a struggle of blades with him, not budging an inch, which Kenpachi really liked.

"L-Let go!"

Ikkaku ordered, but Fusanosuke didn't let go, and did something that Ikkaku didn't expect.

"Nice spear, mind if I borrow it?"

With a slight hint of malice, he yanked the spear straight out of Ikkaku's hands, going up into the air.

"What!?"

As Ikkaku was stunned and began a chase to get it back, Fusanosuke let go of the bladed area, pushed Yumichika away, and grasped the wooden spear. He narrowed his eyes towards Yumichika, and bent down, and with a single swipe of the spears wooden frame, he knocked Yumichika off his feet then he stood up, balling his hand into a powerful fist, aiming for his midsection.

"Hyaa!"

BANG!

"Gwah!"

Yumichika, completely caught by surprise, was hit away towards Ikkaku, who grabbed him and threw him out of the way, engaging Fusanosuke without his weapon, only with his hands.

"I wont lose this easily! Give me by my Zanpakuto!"

Ikkaku ordered, sending a multitude of fists for every part of Fusanosuke's upper body. As expected, he wove his way through the punches, then gave Ikkaku a kind hearted smile.

"Have it back then."

As he threw the spear upwards, Ikkaku's eyes naturally went up as well, only to see that it was a fatal mistake as while Ikkaku had his eyes on the spear, he neglected to watch Fusanosuke's form, and didn't see the fist that was sent at him, until it was too late.

From the heavy impact punch, Ikkaku was sent back. Though not enough to defeat him, it was enough to cause him to feel slightly sick, wondering how he was able to muster up such a strength, all the while seeing that Fusanosuke gave back the spear to Ikkaku.

"D-Damn, that was cool."

Rangiku, having not experienced such a thing from Fusanosuke before, was understandably shocked. Isane was pretty much in the same boat. But for people like Rukia, and the others, they seemed to understand this aspect of his ability, and weren't shocked that he could do something like that.

While striking an epic pose...it was instantly destroyed when he yawned.

"Ooh, I'm tired now...I wanna go to sleep, so can we end this soon?"

That brought frowns to Yumichika and Ikkaku, the pair standing up with their weapons.

"You got lucky once, don't expect your luck to last again and again."

"He's right, we've got to win this for our Taichou."

Both Yumichika and Ikkaku looked to be resolute about this, showing no signs of giving up, ever. Fusanosuke on the other hand looked ready to pass out. Not because they had exhausted him...but because it was early in the morning, and he didn't function well in the mornings.

"I see...it's the same for me. I'd rather not leave Squad Five, so let us end this."

With that, the three of them got back into a battle of swords and fists.

---

Five minutes into the renewed battle, and the two Squad Eleven members seemed to be getting annoyed, and tired as well. While not showing it, Fusanosuke could also feel that he was beginning to have his stamina zapped.

During those five minutes, the pair hadn't managed to land a cut on him, though they did managed to rip his clothing slightly, and it was the same for the other two. His speed simply was too much for them to handle, and the only person who wasn't surprised by this was Soi Fon herself, who knew of his speed, and admitted that if he wanted, he could keep up with her, but couldn't surpass her.

"Wow, Fusa-chan is quite good, isn't he? Fighting off these people for as long as he has."

Momo noted, looking between the three having a stare off now.

"It's to be expected when he was a member of..."

At that, Nanao didn't finish, merely keeping her calm and collected thoughts together.

But the girls had heard it, even Nemu had heard it, wondering what was going on with Nanao all of a sudden. From their perspectives, it seemed as if she was holding something back, but they couldn't figure it out, what that thing exactly was.

At the same time that happened, Yumichika, Ikkaku, and Fusanosuke all looked at one another.

"You're really beginning to annoy..."

"Tch, this is becoming a problem..."

"Then do something about it."

He confidently said, withdrawing his smug expression, replacing it with a confident one. Seeing that Yumichika flew into a berserk mode, and lashed out, crossing the distance, and swinging the blade around as if it was going out of fashion. At the same time, Fusanosuke saw that Ikkaku was coming at him, more calm than his friend is.

But...since Yumichika had lost control, Fusanosuke could easily evade the strikes of Yumichika. However, Ikkaku wasn't as easy. His quick and sharp jabbing was quite difficult to avoid, his blade barely about to block the stabbing that he gave, while he had to fend off Yumichika.

"Does your hand not hurt at all!?"

Yumichika growled, swiping his sickle at Fusanosuke's face. He gave a nod as he dodged it, parrying Ikkaku's blade.

"That's something that happens, sometimes, is all. Sure, I've been cut, but it doesn't really bother me that all. I've had far worst injuries inflicted on me than a single cut before. My hand isn't even that sensitive either, so I am okay."

He said it so simply that he didn't even seem to be bothered that he had suffered quite a number of injuries in the past, seeing them as something in his past, and helped him build...a somewhat immunity to the pain of most attacks, unless they were serious.

In the midst of fighting, he added something that sent Yumichika even angrier than before.

"Eeh, Yumichika-san, are you gay?"

A round of face faults came from most of the people here, Soi Fon included but she also added a head slap, while Yachiru burst out laughing, the same with Kenpachi and Ikkaku, with Rangiku getting in on that action.

"I've often wondered that myself~"

Yachiru sang out, an unpleasant face appearing on Yumichika's one, clearly not happy with what was being said about him at this moment in time.

"I mean, it is cool if you are, I just wondered, is all. Sorry if I offended you."

Fusanosuke added to the ire of Yumichika.

"N-No, I'm not gay!"

"Then, why are you so obsessed with your looks, and how you act so flamboyant then?"

Fusanosuke countered, drawing dark thoughts from Yumichika, but before he could express them, Ikkaku could be hears snickering.

"That's actually a good question, Yumichika."

Ikkaku added, a vein popping in Yumichika's head, growling at his friend while addressing Fusanosuke with an angry look on his face, his eyes furrowed to the point that they seemed to be slits.

"J-Just shut up and die! I'm more beautiful than you! Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to speak with me!"

Yumichika came at him as fast as he could.

He was going so fast that sweat rolled off him, his arm ached. But even then, Fusanosuke merely dodged it with the slightest of movements. Soi Fon understood how he could be moving so fast, and why he seemed to be calm as well.

"Don't forget me!"

Ikkkau came into the battle as well, renewed and quickly swung his spear at Fusanosuke. While parrying Yumichika, Fusa ducked his head to his chest, the spear harmlessly going over his head then sent a timed kick at Ikkaku's midsection, but he avoided that by jumping backwards.

"Why aren't my attacks hitting you?"

Yumichika complained, not liking this in the slightest while Ikkaku continued with his attack, Yumichika following through with his attack as well.

"Keeping calm in a battle is what is necessary to win in a fight. Your friend agrees with me." He replied calmly as he jumped, avoiding the blades of the pair and did a spin. "You have to make sure that you don't get riled up!"

Bringing down his foot, it collided with Yumichika's and Ikkaku's heads, causing their eyes to bulge and be sent down to the ground. Fusa fell to the ground, swinging his blade to the left, as he watched Yumichika carefully, while Ikkaku was busy .

Even though he had managed to put them on the ground, he wasn't going to take any chances. By far no means, was he a cocky fighter. He treated all of his enemies as if they were at least captain class, even if that wasn't the case. He wouldn't ever underestimate his enemies, even if he managed to get the upper hand like this.

"Hey! You get them Fusa-chan! Beat them!"

Momo cheered from the side, drawing a smirk from Rangiku.

"Cheering for your boyfriend then?"

"He's not my boyfriend!"

She quickly got out, Rangiku shaking her head, patting Momo on the head at the same time.

"Oh please don't kid yourself."

"I-I'm not kidding myself at all! We aren't in a romantic relationship! We aren't doing anything like that at all! I-It's just everyone being...s-silly! S-Stop saying such things or Fusa-chan will get the wrong idea about it all..."

Momo denied it while shaking her head. Nemu popped up from behind her, and interjected, adding her thoughts into the conversation.

"Whenever Hinamori-san is in the presence of Fusanosuke-sama, her cheeks redness increases by a staggering 58 percent, before he even speaks. Once he does, and usually if it is a compliment, it increases even more."

"K-Kurotsuchi-san..."

Momo went to say, but Nanao placed a hand on her shoulder.

"I believe that you should accept it. Currently, Fusanosuke-san is single, you could attempt a relationship."

"Why say it like that?"

Momo was confused, as she said attempt, rather than pursue, or something like that.

"I didn't mean anything rude. I was merely saying that you should. When I say attempt, I don't mean it in a negative light. It was more...positive than anything. You should take it as a positive sign."

The calm and collected lieutenant said while pushing up her glasses, Momo wearing a confused expression and didn't know how to respond, so looked back at the fight, and saw that Yumichika was getting up, his face dirty slightly, a small bump forming at the back of his head from the impact Fusa's foot gave.

"Ow, you jerk! What do you think you're doing hitting me in the back of the head!? What if my face gets messed up because of this huh!? I'll kill you if you've done something to my face!"

Yumichika was understandably angry (for his understanding at least) at the fact that Fusanosuke was able to do something like that so effortlessly.

But the boy merely wagged a finger as Ikkaku didn't say anything like Yumichika did, not bothered about getting his face messed up, despite that, there was a cut on the top of his head from the impact that he received.

"Hey hey now. Complaining about a hit to the face isn't something that you should be doing, you know? Your looks aren't what are important on a battlefield. If they are, then they're a distraction. I'm surprised Kenpachi-taichou hasn't told you."

"I have, he just doesn't listen to me."

Kenpachi sighed from the side, Fusanosuke adopting an understanding face.

"It must be difficult for you, Kenpachi-taichou."

Yumichika growled at the little back and forth that they were having, returning to his feet, placing the blade out in front of him dangerously giving off Reiatsu in an attempt to frighten Fusanosuke...but compared to Kenpachi, Yumichika was lacking the ability to frighten him.

"That's it, I've had enough now!"

With that, Yumichika lunged forward, or, was about to when Fusanosuke looked towards the girls.

"Okay, now it's time girls to shine brightly!"

Hearing that, the more bashful girls blushed while Rangiku, Nemu, and surprisingly Nanao seemed to be okay with it, and instantly, they dropped their ropes...to reveal that they were wearing cheerleading outfits.

The outfits appeared to be the same as high school girl cheerleading outfits, but these were white for a top, and black for the skirts. The top only covered their chest, and stopped at the naval area, exposing it. The shortness of the skirts depended on the girl in question.

Rangiku's was of course, the shortest, along with Nemu's own who didn't have a sense of modesty at all, really. Momo's and Rukia's were the longest, which came to just above the knee, while Nanao and Isane's were in between those lengths.

"Heh, now this is what I call an attack~"

"Yes, since Fusanosuke-sama wished this to happen, we should go full force."

"Uuuuuu, this is embarrassing."

"Even for Chappy, I'm having a difficult time in not...blushing."

"I don't see the problem, it is an outfit like any other. It shows off leg, but that's all...oh, the naval as well."

"I-I think I might have a nightmare about this...b-but this is so Fusanosuke-san doesn't die by Zaraki-taichou's hands!"

Rangiku was as expected, having the time of her life. Nemu was as she always was, and didn't seem bothered. However, Momo and Rukia were both blushing brightly while tugging the skirts down. Nanao though, didn't seem to mind in the slightest, while Isane was in the middle of being embarrassed, and determined as well.

All of the male members of the squad, minus Kenpachi that was, all ogled the females. While most were drawn towards Nemu and Rangiku, some had gazes on Nanao and Isane, with some even on Momo and Rukia as well. Even Ikkaku, and Yumichika had forgotten the battle, and began staring at the females dressed as they were.

"Okay ladies, lets do this!"

Seemingly out of nowhere, they all produced pompoms, red in colour and all lifted their arms up, following after Rangiku who stood up towards the front, showing off her...assets, without a care in the world.

Soi Fon, from afar, looked on with narrowed, and stunned eyes, then shot a dark glare towards Fusanosuke...who appeared to be shocked as well.

"You little pervert! You made them dress up like this!"

Soi Fon accusingly pointed at him, as he threw his hands up in defence.

"I-I didn't, I swear! I-I asked for their help, but I didn't think that they'd do something like this...though it isn't a bad thing...b-but I didn't ask them to be like this, at all!"

Soi Fon looked unconvinced, merely staring at him with narrowed eyes.

As for the girls however, they all struck poses, all of them showing their certain sex appeal.

"Right, lets go girls!"

The girls behind Rangiku nodded, and all began dancing around, shaking their hips from side to side, drawing nose bleeds from male members of the Squad Eleven, including that of Fusanosuke's opponents. But Fusanosuke himself didn't nose bleed, though he was blushing as they danced around.

[U.G.L.Y, Yumichika's got no alibi, he's ugly! Hey hey, he's ugly! U.G.L.Y, Yumichika's got no alibi, he's ugly! Hey hey, he's ugly!]

Yumichika's face dropped, as did his weapon with tears forming beside his eyes, completely forgetting the fight.

"I-I'm not ugly! D-Don't say such things! E-Even if it is all of you beautiful women, I wont allow you to speak like that...stop shaking your hips! I-I can't take it anymore! S-Stop it now!"

Though he wanted to yell at them, he couldn't take his eyes off their hips, and how provocatively they moved. He couldn't contain the nose bleed he had, his eyes nearly popping out of his head when Rangiku's shirt was lifted up by the jumping she did, sneaking a peak under said skirt which exposed her panties.

Nanao looked towards Fusanosuke, who nodded, so she took Nemu and Rukia with her, as she began a different version of the song, but doing it for someone else...someone who didn't have any hair.

[B.A.L.D, you've got no hair Ikki, you're bald yeah! Yeah, yeah, you're bald yeah! B.A.L.D, you've got no hair Ikki, you're bald yeah! Yeah, yeah, you're bald yeah!]

As soon as the girls began that, the others continuing to antagonizing Yumichika, Ikkaku's weapon fell to the floor as well, gritting his teeth together sharply, sternly looking at the females in question...though kept his eyes on the females bouncing assets.

"H-Hey! Don't say that I'm bald like that and call me Ikki either! The names Ikkaku, not Ikki! That's something you cannot do you sexy vixens!"

Like Yumichika, Ikkaku was finding it hard to yell at them. He had every intention of yelling at them, but something about their appeal, about their top halves seemed to be clouding his mind, his stare being transfixed on their chests.

Seeing how they didn't pay attention anymore, Kenpachi could only slap himself in the face, and watched with angry eyes for his subordinates as Fusanosuke moved from behind them, opening his palms wide.

"Take this!"

Grabbing both of their heads, they were unexpectedly caught by surprise when he conked their heads together, sending them into a daze.

"Gwaaa...what's going..."

Ikkaku didn't even have time to think about it as Fusanosuke did a combo of punches and kicks to their bodies, sending him towards Kenpachi. Kenpachi tilted his head to the side ever so slightly, allowing Ikkaku to go past him and hit the building behind him, knocking him out.

Fusanosuke then turned towards Yumichika, who still was disoriented, not only from the hit that he received to his head, but also due to the fact that he was subjugated to the dancing females.

"Now to take care of you!"

Fusa announced, and inched closer to the flamboyant male, who right now didn't want anything to happen to him.

"D-Don't, please!"

Even though he pleaded, Fusanosuke repeated the process, and beat up Yumichika until he was unconscious, and sent him flying towards Kenpachi again, landing at his feet.

---

Once seeing that his members were taken out, Kenpachi couldn't help but release a low grumbling sound, not liking the idea of losing like that, while Soi Fon was upset for...various reasons.

"Oh, you won Fusa-chan!"

Momo excitedly said as Fusanosuke crossed the distance between him and the girls, looking excitedly happy at each and everyone of them. But before they could do anything, Isane took Fusanosuke's damaged hand, quickly using healing Kido.

"Here, Fusanosuke-san. Allow me to heal your hand."

Isane wore a kind smile on her face, earning one in return from Fusa.

"Thanks, Isane-san. It's a big help. Seems like I went overboard, huh~"

Isane wore a big smile on her face as he did the same, a goofy one at that, continuing to heal his hand.

As she did that, Rukia folded her arms with an impressed face.

"Wow, so this is the side of Fusa, is it? I've never seen you move so seriously, and quickly before. Could it be that the laziness is a facade for a hard worker?"

As Fusanosuke was about to answer, Momo defiantly shook her head.

"It isn't, Kuchiki-san. Fusa-chan is quite lazy...but he can be pushed to do amazing things when he needs to do them. Though it was amazing how you did that without Kido."

"Hey, I know how to fight without Kido, you know?"

Momo couldn't say anything in return as she slowly thumbed her skirt, feeling embarrassed from the outfit, which Rangiku then spoke about.

"Say, Fusa-kun~ Did you enjoy the outfits~?"

"Eeeh, your idea, right?"

Rangiku nodded with a childlike smile on her face.

"It was meant for a distraction, and it worked, didn't it? I just improved the plan, and besides some girls which were forced into wearing them, we all changed into these to add to the sex appeal. Since we're doing a cheer, we dressed as those cheerleaders I've heard about!"

Rangiku seemed to be quite excited by her accomplishment, which made a sweatdrop appear on Fusanosuke's forehead.

"Anyway...thank you girls! Because of you, I was able to land a victory! I thought that I would've had to use my Shikai on them if it lasted any longer! Since you all helped me, and dressed...like that, in addition to the things I gave you before, I'm going to treat you all to breakfast...lunch, whatever! I will treat you to a meal!"

[Yay!]

The girls were excited. Even Nemu, who didn't really cheer along with Nanao, seemed to be pleased with the results of gaining a meal out of this cheering, and the girls even forgot that they were wearing skimpy outfits.

"Ooooh, Fusa-kun, does this mean that we get booze?"

Rangiku begged for an answer, as Nanao looked at her with a shocked expression.

"It is not even midday."

Nanao deadpanned, Rangiku however sharing an uncaring look with her.

"So? It doesn't mean a thing, you know?"

Nanao's sweatdropping continued at the announcement as Fusanosuke looked towards Kenpachi and Yachiru, seeing how they had a dejected look on their faces as if something bad had happened. Seeing that, he nodded to himself, and looked at all of the girls.

"You go on ahead, I have things to deal with."

"Alright, we'll meet you there then, Fusa-chan. You know where, right?"

He nodded at Momo, so all of the girls took off together, happy. Isane finished the healing, then went to join the others. Nanao looked back towards Fusanosuke, and saw that he was going towards Kenpachi, and Yachiru, then she followed the others.

Making it to Kenpachi and Yachiru, he saw the fire within the young girls eyes, looking at the unconscious Yumichika with such eyes, tightening her fist tightly.

"I'm gonna kill him!"

She expressed her rage, and went for Yumichika with the intent of murder within her eyes.

"Yachiru."

"Please calm down!"

Kenpachi and Fusanosuke had to restrain Yachiru from killing Yumichika, both males holding one of her arms. She thrashed around, attempting to get Yumichika, to hurt him, to kill him even. But the guys wouldn't allow it to happen.

As they did that, Kenpachi also felt like he wished to express his rage on Ikkaku losing the fight as well, though was glad to have seen Fusanosuke serious, even for a brief instance.

"N-No! I have to take him out! Get off me! H-He made it so that Blondie Bear doesn't join our squad! I hate him! I'm gonna make him pay for losing to Blondie Bear! He's gonna get punished!"

Yachiru made one last attempt to get free from the guys, but due to their strength, she couldn't get free, so she decided to drop it, and adopted teary eyes, something Fusanosuke couldn't handle, seeing a girl looking so depressed as she was.

"Ooh Yachiru-chan. What's with the tears? There's no need for such things." He soothed, brushing her eyes with his finger. "You don't need to cry, Yachiru-chan."

"B-But he failed, and Blondie Bear will never play fun games with me..."

Fusanosuke let go of her arm, and got in front of her, giving her head a small pat while speaking with a kind voice.

"Now now, don't be silly. I will definitely play with Yachiru-chan anytime she wants."

That brought hope to the young girls eyes.

"R-Really?"

"Of course. Yachiru-chan is one of my favourite, if not my favourite person in Squad Eleven even if you frighten me..." He noticed the look on Kenpachi's face, and quickly added. "...O-Of course, Kenpachi-taichou is also tied for my favourite person in Squad Eleven." Kenpachi's smile turned wicked, nodding his head while Fusanosuke turned back to Yachiru. "So, no more tears now, Yachiru-chan."

"O-Okay..."

Yachiru mumbled, having a small pink dusting her cheeks and clung to him, wrapping her arms around his neck in an embrace. Fusanosuke smiled softly, and wrapped his own arms around her, to support the young looking girl.

Fusanosuke then turned back to Kenpachi.

"Kenpachi-taichou...I won the fight."

Kenpachi showed a dissatisfied face, inclining his neck a single time in agreement.

"Yes...while regrettable, it seems to be the case. You've got a week and a half away before I come back at you, this time having more of a challenge on your hands. I will definitely make you release your Zanpakuto."

"I see...I'm surprised, you aren't bothered by the fact that the girls helped me win the fight."

Kenpachi shrugged his shoulders in an uncaring manner.

"If they allowed themselves to get distracted by a tactic like that, then they deserve to lose. Being distracted by girls such as them, is beyond my imagination. Though when we fight, it isn't going to be like that, you understand?"

Fusanosuke chuckled, nodding his head.

"Yes, I understand. Since I have a week and a half off, I'm gonna go and enjoy it. See you soon Kenpachi-taichou, Yachiru-chan. Don't be too bored without me to...do whatever it is that you do. When we do have our fight, I will be ready...maybe one day, I will be able to use my Shikai against you as well. Though she is a sadistic mistress, so please don't be too shocked by her."

Kenpachi and Yachiru nodded, the latter letting go of his body so he could leave them alone, which he did by walking away to go and join the others for a good meal, without the threat of Kenpachi trying to kill him.

"Hmmm, Ken-chan...who was the sadistic girl he was talking about?"

Kenpachi went to speak, but then shrugged his shoulders.

"I, have no idea."

He furrowed his eyebrows, watching Fusanosuke walk away.

As he walked, he had a bright smile on his face...that was until Soi Fon appeared before him, having some papers in her hand. As soon as he saw that, he knew instantly that something was going to happen.

"Oi, you."

"I have a name~"

Fusanosuke chuckled back, Soi Fon adopting annoyed eyes, crossing the distance with her speed, appearing before him while grunting in annoyance.

She then thrusted the documents towards his chest as he gauged her reactions.

"Whats this exactly?"

"Our new orders."

She flatly replied, holding her arms as she regarded him with a stern expression in her eyes.

Fusanosuke read the document that she had given him, grazing over it with his eyes, then releasing a sigh through his mouth, twitching his shoulder in slight annoyance to what he had read.

"Darn, seems like I don't even get a decent day off, do I?"

"If you don't want to accept them I will go and tell Soutaichou that-"

"No no." He cut her off, shaking his head. "It's alright. Since it starts tomorrow, it is fine, isn't it? I at least get this time to myself, don't I?"

"Yes, that's fine. Tomorrow, bright and early."

Soi Fon wore a victory smirk, in the sense that she knew he didn't like getting up early, and this assignment was an early one, a very early one at that, and when she drew a grunt from him in frustration, her sense of victory grew even more than beforehand.

"You're loving this, aren't you?"

"Yes, I really am."

She didn't rebuke what he said, almost as if she loved seeing him like this.

"Ugh...okay. Then tomorrow it is, unless I see you following me, stalker-chan."

Soi Fon's eyes twitched as she threw a punch at him, announcing "I'm not a stalker! And don't add chan!" with her rage, but her fist missed him as he used Flash Step to get out of the way, and appear a few feet away from her.

Fusanosuke then saluted Soi Fon who couldn't look more annoyed, even if she tried.

"I'll catch you later, Soi Fon-chan!"

Before she could say anything, he disappeared from the area. Soi Fon let out a breath.

"I hate that guy."

With those words, Soi Fon disappeared as well, unsatisfied with...many things.

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End of the chapter!

So, some more character introductions, and showing their relationship with Fusanosuke and such, plus even some hints are deeper connections, if you can see it hehe. And Fusanosuke showed what he can do, his speed, and even his intelligence in the end, by using an outside source to, while not conventional, win the fight.

And as promised, the harem list at the bottom! And yeah, I know Giselle is what she is in canon, but in this she's a girl, a...Zombie girl lol. And the Quincy girls will be introduced way before they were in canon, as I've got plans for them as well, not just harem wise either. So, here's the list of girls so far, and until next time!

Harem; Momo, Soi Fon, Nemu, Giselle, Bambietta.