Heyo fellow prisoners. Some people have been asking me why I chose 167 for Sakura…Well…at first, I wanted a four in it since four is such a cool number XD On top of it all, it needed to be in the hundreds because this shows that Sakura is one of the newer employees. However, four didn't seem right so I settled with a six. And as for seven…well everyone likes seven tehee...

Further more, get this! If you break up the number 167 and put it in an equation, it will be like: 1 plus 6 equals 7. How cool!

–Does the Gai Pose-

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"That's enough."

"YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BRA-"

"I said THAT'S ENOUGH." Sasuke demanded loudly yet keeping his cool at the same time.

"HOW COULD Y-...What?" Mina eyes widened and stared at her beloved master in shock.

Sakura furiously wiped her tears away and looked at Sasuke, who had also shocked her as well. Anyhow, that bastard was not going to see her cry. He will never see it as long as she lives.

"Mina, go back to your room. It's late." Sasuke ordered calmly and did something that blew Sakura away. He grabbed her hand.

She flinched violently but he held on and started to lead her out of the room. Mina looked like she was about to kill someone but was too lost for words and just stared dumbly as Sasuke led her out.

I'm going to get cooties for sure… Sakura glared at the link that her boss had so smoothly created. His hands felt oddly soft which made her even angrier. Clearly, this guy never really worked in his life so there wasn't even a slight hint of calluses forming. On a side note, her heart pumped faster too. It was her first time having such an intimate contact with a person of the opposite sex and she was downright nervous. Is he going to rape her? She was too young to be raped! How old is he?

Eighteen

He's too young to rape someone!! She reasoned but started to slightly panic nonetheless. Aack!! He's leading me to his room! What do I do?! What do I do?! This is bad!

True enough, Sasuke led his servant to his room and propped her up onto his roly-poly chair. And mind you, Sasuke is known for being a seducer. He smirked slightly as he patiently waited for the servant to digest his room. Oh, he knew it was grand alright.

Sakura's jaws dropped at least a meter down despite her will. The dick-head's room was fricken big. It was at least twice as big as her family restaurant. The wall was lined with rich blue paint and covered with all kinds of car model posters. Over to the far left was a mini basketball court that's at least half the size of a real half court.

Beside the gleaming polished court were three black couches with a fifty-five inches plasma TV that was equipped with a full sound system in front of it. Nearby the TV was a set of mahogany drawers; a king-size bed laid directly the opposite of it. A long wooden desk sat beside the drawer with a latest high-tech computer resting on it. The entrance of the room was across the desk and to finish off the grand room, a huge window/entrance to an ivory balcony was built beside the desk.

My god…..these rich bastards!!...

She had never came to his room before. All the maids were always fighting over who gets to clean his room and so forth so she volunteered to drop out of the game which they gladly complied.

"Yo."

Sakura snapped her head back into its place and looked at the guy in front of her. She was very nervous and couldn't help but gulp. She hoped her boss wouldn't rape her. He was being so damn close to her- closer than he should've been. Her short maid skirt just made the situation even more uncomfortable.

Inner Sakura: Get out of my personal bubble!! Shoo!!!

Sasuke, who of course, couldn't hear her, only came closer to looked at her with an amused seductive smile, "What's your name?"

"...Number 167 sir." She replied slowly.

"No," He scowled. "I meant your real name."

Sakura hesitated and eyed him suspiciously. What game was he trying to play? "Sakura sir."

"Just Sakura?" He pressed coolly.

"Haruno Sakura sir." She corrected herself unwillingly. Her voice was pretty stable in contrast to her emotions inside. At least that meant she was in control.

"Haruno Sakura…" Sasuke repeated thoughtfully and grinned which made her back straighten a little bit more. "How old are you?"

"Seventeen."

"Oh? A girl like you should be a student in school." He inquired and observed the servant closely. He wondered why she wasn't blushing.

Inner Sakura: Cheh, unlike you rich faggots, I don't have enough money to go to the school my dad wants me to go.

"A lot of maids in the mansion are around my age sir. And they're not at school." She answered innocently and squeezed the hem of her skirt hoping to transfer out all the nervousness.

Cute…and crafty... he chuckled in his mind and let his eyes wonder off to her hair. It looked so natural. He paused for a moment before going on as a playful thought crossed his mind. "Pink hair…" he loosely twisted a strand around his fingers. "That's pretty uncommon."

Inner Sakura: This guy... is bursting my bubble!!

"Um…I guess. I got it from my mom." She answered and tightened her grip even more on her skirt. Don't blush! Don't blush! Don't you dare blush!! She was starting to feel really uncomfortable and wished he would just stop playing with her hair. They were sensitive even though they don't have a nervous system. Luckily for her, Sasuke did stop and propped both of his elbows beside her legs and rested his head on top of his palms. He had a look of satisfaction on his smooth flawless face.

"..."

What now? She wondered. Sasuke somehow stopped his questioning and looked directly at her. Sakura happened to also find herself daringly staring back quietly which by mistake just made him even more curious.

This girl…he thought staring into her eyes. They were cold and still much like his but more larger and vivid. She's nervous but not because she's attracted…

"You don't like me do you?" He asked bluntly which made her eyes widen in surprise.

"I-"

He smirked and continued locking her gaze with his own. He was right. The girl had no interest in him whatsoever. Very interesting… "I won't hurt you nor will I fire you, you know? Come on, tell me why?"

What the hell is he doing?! Sakura screamed in her mind. This just has to be a trick question. She had just about enough with his mind games. What do you want from me?!

"Hn…" He stood up much to her relief when he received no answer. However, she let out her sigh of relief a little bit too fast for she froze as soon as a finger smoothly brushed across the bottom of her chin suggestively. "You're an interesting one."

Sakura just stared at him with a dumbstrucked face. Did he just present her another act of intimacy?! They don't even know each other yet and he thinks he could touch her however he wants?! Hell, this was only her second (techinically) time conversing to him! That's it!! My personal bubble has been violated long enough!!

"W-W-WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!" She stood up furiously and glared at him. "If you think that playboy act can work on me, you're wrong Uchiha!! Unfortunately for you, I'm not like your other dumb maids where you can exercise your mouth on everyday!!"

Inner Sakura: Lowlife! Lowlife!

"I can't believe this! Your maids must have IQ lower than zero to fall in love with a jerk like you!" Sakura fumed but then stopped as soon as she realized what she said. She had just blown up in front of her boss! Crap…not again…

"..."

To make things worse, Sasuke had this blank silent look too…and she did not like it one bit. It was like history repeating itself, except it was recycling all in one day.

"..."

What now? I'm toast? I wonder what he's thinking! That face is so emotionless!!

They looked at each other blandly and stood there for at least ten minute in silence (according to Sakura's brain). But really, it was actually only a minute.

"Pfft…hahahahaha…"

"W-What?!" Sakura raised an eyebrow in surprise. "W-What's so funny?!"

For all she knew, she had just cursed him and dissed him in everyway imaginable. Ok, not everyway imaginable but she knew she had cursed him to a certain extent.

Sasuke on the other hand didn't care and continued laughing which made Sakura even more confused. First, she didn't know that the icy lecher was capable of laughing. Second, she had never seen the icy lecher laugh except for evil dark smirks and grins. Correction: Super evil evil dark dark smirks and grins. Third, oh-my-god, he was laughing at someone like her!

He slowly made his way up to her and grabbed the back of her hair gently making her face upward towards him. "You're an interesting one." He commented in a low dominating voice and grinned darkly while leaning down so that their nose just slightly touched. He could literally feel the fear and shock from the powerless girl in his grasp and he loved the feeling.

"I…"

"Hn?" Sasuke tilted his head in an sly innocent manner and urged her on.

"I…can't do this." Sakura muttered bravely under her breath and pushed her boss aside which he willingly complied. "I won't become your toy Uchiha."

Sasuke just stuffed his hands inside his pockets and watched casually as his servant rushed out with a bright red face. "Hn…she finally blushed." He sat down on his bed and reflected on what just happened.

Sakura was it…?

She looked like an average girl with no striking curves. But her weird colour hair and tough attitude made her an entertaining subject. Already, plans were starting to fill up his mind for the little destined girl that was only known as 167 by others.

Sakura it was…

"Haruno…you're mine."

Then…it is decided…

She will be his next toy and possibly... maybe even get upgraded into being his teddy bear. Who knows? However, for now, Haruno Sakura had officially become his next barbie.

Fin

Basically, news from last year is I'm re-editing Enemies to Couples. I already got some start on it but it might take a while for me to finish. Sorry about that ehehehe…

Re-edited on December 25, 2008