Letters to the Internet

by roserycus77

Have you ever wondered what the characters in Hetalia thought about the fandom? Well, some of them have some strong feelings...so they wrote letters to the Internet! (These aren't going to be very good fyi. I just thought it was an interesting idea-feel free to steal it lol) Rated for some language.

3. England

A/N Dang! So...I have gotten a lot more feedback from this than I expected! Thanks you guys :) So...I'm gonna post another one! And FYI, I will take requests as to who you want a letter from so feel free to voice opinions and ideas! Don't forget to R&R :D

For those of you who don't know, 2P characters are the exact opposite of the regular characters. For example, 2P England is a wonderful cook, but he poisons all his food.

To the Internet:

For God's sake, are you determined to pair me with every single country on the planet? I look like a slut on the Internet! You do realize this is going to affect my reputation! Some of these 'ships' are not so unresonable, I guess. But most of them are completely random! Where would you get the idea that Japan and I would be a couple! I barely even speak to him!

The other day, I saw a question online that read: 'Would you rather eat 2P England's poisoned cupcakes or regular England's cupcakes?' And people were actually debating it! Do you all really think my cooking is so bad that you actually have to decide whether you would choose death over it? AND WHO IS 2P ENGLAND!? I'm going to send you ALL cupcakes just to show you that I'm not a horrible cook!

From,

England