A/N: Yeah, so here's the third Vampire Mountain chat-room. I think I'm losing my touch at making funny things . I hope you at least find it somewhat entertaining.
Darren = xHalf_Vampirex
Larten = Fight_Or_Die
Vancha = The_Greatest_Prince
Steve = All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord
Gannen = Gannen_Harst
Harkat= The_Little_Person
R.V. = Power_To_Me
Mr. Tiny = Destroy_World
xHalf_Vampirex has signed in
Fight_Or_Die has signed in
xHalf_Vampirex: Hi, Mr. Crepsley!
Fight_Or_Die: Hello, Darren. I hope from now on you will not let things that happen in the chat-room affect you too much. Harkat tells me it was not easy to pull you off that guard yesterday.
xHalf_Vampirex: I was trying to tell him not to let vampaneze into the mountain so easily!
Fight_Or_Die: I'm sure he didn't "let" the vampaneze in. He most likely did not have any control over what happened.
xHalf_Vampirex: What kind of idiot guard would just let vampaneze in?
Fight_Or_Die: Darren, like I said, he probably didn't "let" them in. They must have snuck in somehow.
xHalf_Vampirex: We need a new guard! One that doesn't let vampaneze in!
Fight_Or_Die: … *Sighs*
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord has signed in
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Hello, smelly vampires! What a lovely, lovely day it is! So very lovely indeed!
xHalf_Vampirex: … I think something's wrong with Steve.
Fight_Or_Die: Good.
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Kiss me Darren!
xHalf_Vampirex: Yes... something's very wrong.
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Lalalalalala!
Gannen_Harst has signed in
Gannen_Harst: Steve!
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Lalala
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Lala
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: La
xHalf_Vampirex: …o.O
Gannen_Harst: Dammit, Steve, I told you not to eat the tomatoes with chocolate sauce!
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: …
The_Greatest_Prince has signed in: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord:
Gannen_Harst: Dammit, Vancha, not now! Can't you see we have an emergency on our hands?
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa ruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm laaaaaaaaa
Gannen_Harst: Good grief…
Destroy_World has signed in
Destroy_World: Hello, boys!
Fight_Or_Die: has signed out
xHalf_Vampirex has signed out
The_Greatest_Prince has signed out
Destroy_World: Well then!
Gannen_Harst: Oh, thank the merciful vampaneze gods! Mr. Tiny, you must help Steve!
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Lalalalalala rrrruuuuuummmmmm
Gannen_Harst: Well, even though I told him not to, somehow he snuck into the miniscule cave-kitchen! Apparently the guard in charge of watching him quit because he got a shoe dipped in chocolate ice-cream with raspberry jam thrown at his head! That's no excuse, dammit! Now if it was a shoe with chocolate ice-cream and strawberry jam I can understand, but not raspberry. We all know strawberries are evil. But anyway, Steve got into the kitchen and ate all the tomatoes dipped in chocolate sauce!
Destroy_World: Why were the tomatoes with chocolate sauce in a place where he could find them? … Why were there even tomatoes with chocolate sauce there in the first place?
Gannen_Harst: Well, some of the vampaneze have a… well… you know… *blush*
Destroy_World: No, I don't know.
Gannen_Harst: Errr… a…
Destroy_World: I'm waiting
Gannen_Harst: Okay, well… some of the vampaneze have a.. what you'd call a… "fetish" for those kinds of things…
Destroy_World: Ah, I see. Now go on.
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm
Gannen_Harst: Well, some of the more dim vampaneze made the mistake of leaving them out… you know what tomatoes dipped in chocolate sauce can do to you…
Destroy_World: I don't believe I do.
Power_To_Me has signed in
Power_To_Me: Hey man, who ya calling dim? I'm as sharp as a tool!
Gannen_Harst: Just ignore him. He's one of the more dim ones.
Destroy_World: I see.
Power_To_Me: Who you callin dim?
Gannen_Harst: Yes, very dim. Anyway, Steve got ahold of the chocolate dipped tomatoes and ate them. And now he's… well, you see what he's like… and then my brother signed on and happened to mention rum…
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Ruuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm lalalala ruuuuuummmmmmm
Gannen_Harst: I just don't know what to do anymore! What if there's no cure? What if he stays this way forever? WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Power_To_Me: WHO YA CALLING DIM YA BIG FAT IDIOT?
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Big fat idiot!
Gannen_Harst: Good grief…
Destroy_World: Well, you can try giving him spinach with sour orange juice and moldy green cheese mixed in…
Gannen_Harst: I'll try. Normally Steve hates spinach but with the sour orange juice and moldy green cheese he may eat it.
Destroy_World: Best of luck! And when you get back help me hunt chicken pot pies! I was having a bit of trouble earlier since they just kept running away from me every time I got close…
Gannen_Harst: Yeah, sure, whatever. Come on, Steve.
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord: Chikie chikie pies with ruuuummmmm lala pie big fat idiot!
Gannen_Harst: *Sighs* Well, guess I can just thrust the pie in his face while he sits at the computer…
Gannen_Harst has signed off
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord:
All_Hail_The_Vampaneze_Lord has been disconnected
Destroy_World: Well, would YOU like to help me hunt chicken pot pies, RV?
Power_To_Me: I AM NOT DIM YA BIG FAT CHICKEN POT PIE!
Destroy_World: …Vampaneze are so very strange. I do hope the chicken pot pie will stay still this time. And maybe the pumpkin pie will not run away either.
Destroy_World has signed off
A/N: Please let me know what you think!