Bad Idea

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"Everybody knows the plan?"

"Yes."

"Are the Dwarves ready?"

"Yeah. All set."

"Good. You have your assignments. Move out."

"Good work, May. Now we can move on to the mission in Alabama. Fury's made it top priority", Agent Coulson says, leading the orientale woman into his office, "The case file is on my...desk."

The two agents stare at Coulson's desk. On the ceiling. Everying that had been on the desk, including the case file, were all still in place. Somehow not falling prey to gravity's laws.

Coulson tilts his head, "May? What's the date?"

"April first. I wonder who did this. Parker?"

"Most likely. But I can't help but think he had help."

"Fitz and Simmons. How does extra training sound."

"A good idea. That added to whatever Ward decides to do to them."

Coulson's mouth curved upward, smiling at the misfortune to come to the young pranksters.

"FITZ! SIMMONS! PARKER!"

Peter struggles to wipe the smirk off his face. Simmons and Fitz also working to smother their giggles.

"Seems Ward found our surprise", snickers Simmons.

Skye stalks into the lab and drops a dwarf drone on the table. Glaring at the three, she points at the drone and says slowly, "If I find one of these things messing with my stuff again, moving things when I'm not looking..."

Ward storms into the room, cutting into Skye's threat, "Where are my guns?"

"Aren't they in the gun locker with the others?", Peter asks innocently.

"Someone took them. All there is", he calmly places a purple and blue Nerf Rebelle Dimondista Blaster on the table, "are these things. Now where are my guns?"

"Whoa. Deep breaths Ward", Skye raises her hands and makes calming motions to try and stop the ticked off agent, "It was just a prank!"

"You were in on this?"

"Nooo..."

"Then stay out of it", he snaps.

"Fine, fine", she gingerly walks around him and makes to leave the room. Turning back to the nervous looking science team she gives them one last warning, "I'm serious about the dwarves. Keep them away from my stuff."

Fitz, Simmons, and Peter rapidly nod their heads, still focused on the fuming Ward.

"Well?", Ward questions after Skye has left the lab.

"They're in Peter's cabin!"

"Fitz!", gasps Simmons.

"I'm sorry! But he looks really close to killing us!"

"Fitz has a point", Peter points out, "This is why we didn't prank Agent May."

"You'll wish you didn't prank me either when I'm done with you", Ward promises.

Fitz, Simmons, and Peter gulp at the same time. They're starting to think they didn't think this one through.

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So sorry this is late. I meant to add this chapter on the 1st, but my laptop was acting up. Sooo, happy late April Fools!

Cash is out. Peace!