Disclaimer: I like apples! Sorry its been awhile I've just been preoccupied plus I needed a random game to magically crossover and I found one!
(Kano's house)
Jax: Man Kano has an entire fridge full of cheese!
(Shao Kahn's Throne Room)
Mileena: Father the troops are ready to invade Earthrealm!
Kitana (In thought): I could totally kick her ass right now (:D), but! (out of thought) Mileena can you go get me my car keys! They're in the dungeon!
Mileena: Ok! (walks in dungeon) Waaaaiiiiit!
(Door slams)
Kitana: An army going for Earthrealm... I should stop them, but! I could never give up a chance like this!
(Kano's house)
Jax: I have to say Kano has a good taste in cheese!
(A monsters foot crushes the house and Jax)
Kitana: That's for wearing purple pants!
(Scorpion's house)
Subzero: (Looking at a dart board with his picture on it) Really?
(a crash through the door)
Noob: SCORPION! I am here for my revenge! I SUBZERO!
Subzero: But, I'm Subzero...
Noob: No you're clearly Scorpion! Unless like you got magickally changed into Scorpion!
Subzero: YES!
Noob: No stop trying to confuse me!
Subzero: (Facepalm)
(Some strange room)
Jax: Where am I?
? (woman's voice): This is the Nexus!
Jax: What? Where in the world am I?
?: Well technically Bolitaria, but this nexus is where people go when they die! I am the Maiden in Black I tend the candles and make people want to stab me!
Jax: O_O
Maiden in Black: So um can you kill some demons for me? Then you can ressurect in your physical body.
Jax: Oh that's easy!
Maiden: Yeah but, there are only three left!
Jax: Whoa what happened?
Iouapie: (teleports in) Killed the Blue Flying Dragon and the Penatrator in one swipe!
Maiden: That means only King Allant is left!
Jax: UM...
Iouapie: Yeah I'm gonna take a nap good luck dude!
Jax: Who's King Allant?
(5 minuets Later)
Jax: (Running around the room screaming)
Allant: GET BACK HERE MORTAL!
(Tremor and Ermac in a random field!)
Ermac: WE HATE BLUE!
Tremor: I know dude its ok. I miss my tigers! S-T! Did I warn Scorpion?
Ermac: No...?
Tremor: Lily is on her 28th..
Ermac: EW!
(Tremor's house)
Scorpion: God it smells like cats in here!
Lily: (Growl)
Scorpion: OH...
(5 mins of screaming)
(Movie set)
Sonya: Ok you guys are my last stop!
Kung Lao: What about me?
Sonya: Ermac.. I mean Kung Lao I don't know where Ermac lives!
Liu Kang: Yeah dude I think...
Director: Johhny baby!
Liu Kang: Um...
Cage: Jeff I'm right here!
Jeff: NO! You're that Scank from the Special Forces!
Sonya: The f-k did you just say?
Jeff: Um...
(ELECTRICUTION!)
(Wu Shi Academy)
Shao Kahn: Time to destroy this place!
Monk: Kung Lao is your mental episode starting again?
Shao Kahn: What?
Monk: Get the shock therapy!
Shao Kahn: WHAT? KANO SAVE M!
Kano: I'm Liu Kang and it is freaking freezing!
Monk: It's worse than we thought! Get the shock therepy and the Justin Beiber tapes!
Shao Kahn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Jax's house)
Raiden: I LOVE Chocolate! Om nom nom!
End of Chapter 3
Notes: Iouapie is my WoW/ Runescape persona basically embodies Rpg's in general!
Maiden in Black and Allant and the Nexus in general are from Demon's Souls the game I played and crossed over!