Chapter 3
"The Counter resets…"
(Okay…I have to say I made some errors in the last chapter, but try to get what the reading is trying to say…Sorry I spend nights writing…but thanks for reading…)
The Movie Premiere party was going wonderful for the Saint…
Josh Birk pop open a Champagne bottle drinking it like a mad man, Shaundi was on a pole dancing, with guys throwing money at her…
Pierce was getting a lap dance making sure that no gun was around him to stop it this time, Oleg and Angel were showing off their muscles to the ladies and for Zimo's…
Well let's just say he's going home happy…
The Rest of the Saints party the night away…
Viola was outside by the pool looking at the sky and also looking for someone…
In the Boss's room…he open up some soda while Kinzie was sitting in a chair…"Soda pop?..." said the Boss as he offered it to Kinzie…
Kinzie agreed and took it…
"Your having soda?...Don't you want beer or something?..." said Kinzie…
The Boss open his soda and drank it while he sat down next by Kinzie…
"Well…you can have beer or soda…but whatever the case, you'll end up being hyper or crazy…" said the Boss as he chug down his soda…
"Well…anyways…so how's the whole leadership thing?...Do you like being in command?..." said Kinzie…
"Well…it definitely has it days…but other than that...Yea…It's a alright job…" said the Boss…
"Did you became Boss because the Saints look up to you or something?..." said Kinzie…
The Boss look down at his soda thinkning to himself…
"Well…When I first started off…I wasn't the Boss to begin with…I was just a ordinary Saint member…Julius was the boss of the Saints back then…til he made the mistake of betraying and blowing the shit out of a boat I was on…" said the Boss…
"So what…you became Boss right after he step down…" said Kinzie…
"Yep…I took over the throne…rose the Saints to the top, killed the bitch who betray the Saints, and stop every gang that was in our way…" said the Boss…
"I bet you get stressed out…With a job like that you never have free time or fun time to yourself correct?..." said Kinzie…
"Yea…but hey…I got my friends by my side…I did have a girlfriend…" said the Boss…
"Who was she?...She was probably crazy and a trigger happy lunatic like you…" said Kinzie…
"Well…She wasn't crazy…she was sorta trigger happy…but we were both lunatics about each other…" said the Boss…
"What was her name?..." said Kinzie…
"Geez Kinzie…what's with all this goddamn questions…" said the Boss…
"Sorry…it's just…well…" said Kinzie as she drank her soda…
"What?...You're a virgin?..." said the Boss…
"Hey, how you know that!...Have Pierce been going through my online diary again?..." said Kinzie…
"No no…I can figure that by the way you are...You have sex toys in your place and your very uptight…" said the Boss…
"That's not the point…Why are you invading my privacy!..." said Kinzie…
"Look…I'm just trying to help you out…" said the Boss…
"How can you possibly do that?...Online dating?...trust me…I already tried and so far all the guys that I came in contact with were old, young, and lesbians…" said Kinzie…
"Well…to get back on the subject and away from the crazy shit…Her name was Lin…" said the Boss…
"Hey…I heard about her!...She was a Westside roller that died in the river...but somehow I been getting these strange readings saying she's still alive…I even heard rumors she's a underground street racer now…can you believe these things people be saying?..." said Kinize…
"Uhhh…yea…Crazy things…" said the Boss as he drank his soda…
Kinzie felt on her neck feeling a pain…
"What's wrong?..." said the Boss…
"My neck…it's been cramping on me…Maybe from spending too much in a chair?..." said Kinzie…
"Or maybe not sleeping, better yet, not sleeping for days without a bed to sleep on…" said the Boss…
"Hey…I gotta keep updating my supercomputer…Who knows what new information is out there…" said Kinzie as she continued to rub her neck…
The Boss sigh as he put down his drink and went behind Kinzie…
He push her hands out off her neck…
"Hey what are you doing?..." said Kinzie…
The Boss rub on Kinzie neck…At first she felt uncomfortable about it…but relax to his massage…
"Ohhhhh yeeeaaa…" said Kinzie…
"See…not so bad…promise me you buy a bed…other wise I'll hire Oleg to step on your back…" said the Boss…
"Okay!...Don't need for that…" said Kinzie…
As she felt relax as the Boss was giving her a neck massaged…She started to feel turn on…
She started to moan quietly…and she started to rub her body…
"Kinzie?..." said the Boss…
She continued rubbing all over her body…
"Oh brother….yet again…her virgin sex drive is kicking in…" said the Boss…
As he continued to rub her neck…She stares at his hands…She grab one of them and starting sucking on his finger…Kinzie was enjoying until the Boss realized it…
"What!...Kinzie!" yelled the Boss…
Kinzie knock out of her trance…and got up quickly out of her seat…She fix herself up a bit and straight her clothes…
"Oh!…Umm….I should probably go…Yea!...It's getting sorta late and I have some stuff…to do…so…uhh…later then…" said Kinzie…
She grab her stuff and headed out the door…The Boss sat back down in his seat…
"That's the last time I give her a massage…Kinzie is need to get laid big time…maybe next time I'll spank her…but she might like it…" said the Boss as he laugh a bit…
As Kinzie was coming out of the Boss's room…Viola saw her and thought it was a opportunity…
Viola came in slowly as the Boss was resting looking at the ceiling…
"Hi…" said Viola…
"Huh?...Oh…Hey Viola…Your enjoying the party?..." said the Boss…
"Yea…but I figure I should enjoy a much better party with you…" said Viola…
"What are you talking about…The noise out there sounds like two rhinos humping the shit out of each other…" said the Boss…
"Here…put this on…" said Viola as she handed the Boss a blindfold…
"What?...Are we playing pin the tail on the ass or something?..." said the Boss…
"Well…something like that…now don't let go of my hand and keep following me…Don't take off that blindfold either…" said Viola…
The Boss put on the blindfold as he grab onto Viola's hand…
She took him out of his room…
Josh Birk was dancing with 2 chicks when suddenly he notice Viola with the Boss…
He smiled and walk on over to them before leaving…
"Well what's going on here?...Where your taking the Boss?..." said Josh…
"I'm taking him somewhere…that's all you need to know Birk…now go back and fuck shit up…" said Viola…
"Oh I see where this is going…" said Josh…
"Who is that?...Is that Birk?...Your taking me to go see Birk?..." said the Boss…
"No…Birk is in our way…" said Viola…
"In your way of your Boots being knock?..." said Josh…
"What?..." said the Boss…
"Its nothing…He said something about my boot knocking into his ass if he doesn't move!" yelled Viola…
"Fine…but be back before morning you two…" said Josh Birk as he went back dancing with women…
(Think of Josh Birk dancing like idiot…Or the music Dirt Nasty "I can't dance")
Viola went to the elevator and down the shaft to take the Boss somewhere…
Meanwhile…
Kinzie made it back at her place…She set her things down and sat on the bed…
"I can't believe what I just did!..." said Kinzie to herself…
She went to her supercomputer and type in something and put it on record…
"Dear Diary…
The night was going my way, The Boss made me feel special…We drank soda and had a talk…but when he started massaging my shoulders…It somehow turn me on…I didn't think I would get turn on by the likes of him...but it work…I even….suck on his index finger!...Ugh!...I can't believe I did that!...My hormone levels must have been off the freaking chart!...God I'm so stupid…well anyways I'm going to go take a quick cold shower…or maybe even a longer one…only depends…well Kinzie here signing off…"
Back at the Boss…It was dark and the Boss couldn't see…He felt he was laying down on a bed…
"Can I take this fucking thing off now?..." said the Boss…
"You're going to spoil the fun…" said Viola…
"Look…I already had this thing on for 30 minutes now!...I'm laying down on a bed in a room which I have no clue how it looks…May I please remove this fucking blindfold…" said the Boss…
"Fine…take it off…" said Viola…
The Boss untied the blindfold revealing Viola in that same outfit she worn when they both went to go steal Josh Birk the Bloody Canoness outfit…
"Huh?..." said the Boss…
"Do you like it…You said I look amazing in the outfit…" said Viola…
"Yea…but I didn't actually think I would see you in it again…" said the Boss…
Viola climb on top of the Boss…
"Your about to see it come off when I get down blowing your log…" said Viola as she unzip the Boss pants…
"Blowing my log?...That's the stupidest thing I ever….Hello!" yelled the Boss as he felt Viola giving him a blowjob…
The Boss felt relax as Viola blew on the Boss disco stick…
The scene changes over to Kinzie getting out of the bathroom with her pajamas of anime show…
"Now I feel much better…" said Kinzie...
She hung up her big towel on the towel holder and went over to computer...She look on the Saints website to see if her character she customized had any hits…
(Lol The Initiation Station…)
Suddenly…Matt Miller pop onto her computer…
"What the hell!..." yelled Kinzie…
"Kinzie!...How you been…Long time no see…How I miss you and your hacking deranged ways…" said Matt…
"What do you want Matt…I'm busy…don't you got some place to hide before Killbane finds you and break you in half?..." said Kinzie…
"Yea…well…I hope that doesn't be the case…well anyways…Do you think you could download me the new Grand Theft Auto 5?...I heard it's a real thrashing fun!...That'll be a real treat m'lady…" said Matt…
"GTA V?...That game isn't even out yet?..." said Kinzie…
"I know…but you have one of the Best computers in the world!...You can hack into any database and steal anything you want…Oh please Kensingston!...I want to play it before everyone else do!" yelled Matt…
"No Matt…and I can get in serious trouble if I copy a game!..." yelled Kinzie…
"Pretty Please Kinzie…I'll even lead you my ultra electronic eyephone…Please Please Please Kinzie!..." said Matt…
Kinzie put both her hands on her head…
"Fine Matt!...I'll download the damn game!..." said Kinzie…
"Yes!...Well I gotta go watch the new season of Nyte Blade…Tell me when it gets done…Cheers…" said Matt as he click off…
Kinzie type and click finding the new game Grand Theft Auto 5…
She found it hard due to it being unreleased and it not officially done yet…Until a few moments of hacking into places where she shouldn't go…She managed to get the game…
"Yes!" yelled Kinzie…
Until a message came up saying it'll take her 3 hours to download…
"No!" yelled Kinzie…
"Fine…I'll wait…Because my freakin computer can't do much while its downloading…mankind can't keep up with me…" said Kinzie…
She went to her phone and texted Matt it would take 3 hours before completion…
He text back with a sad face =( and a text at the bottom saying: "Prepare my game…I'll be done with the new season of Nyte Blade on DVD…"
Kinzie agreed…She put her phone down and rested on her counter where her computers were while the downloading was going…
2 Hours passed…
The scene cuts to the Boss having sex with Viola…Viola was thrusting hard and fast on top of him underneath the covers…
She moaned and grip onto bed as hard as she can…After a few hard thrusts and excited moans…She thrust one more time and let out a exotic moan…
She collapse on top of the Boss…She breathe heavy as sweat was pouring down her face…
"That was the best sex I ever had!...Don't you agree…" said Viola…
She look at the Boss as he felt asleep after exploding…
"Are you serious…" said Viola…
She sigh and turn off any lights in the room and slept on top of him holding him tight…
Back at Kinzie's place…She was asleep on a counter …She suddenly awoke…
"Huh…" said Kinzie…
She massage her eyes and put back on her glasses…She look and saw there was a hour left until the download was finish…She yawn…
"Damn it…I have important updates to look at and Matt is slowing me down...I need my camera…I need to record another blog video in the meantime…" said Kinzie…
She went to a nearby cabinet and pull out her camera…She check and saw there was no SD card in the slot…
"Shoot…Wait…I bought a SD card from Rog…" said Kinzie…
She left her shopping bag on a nearby shelf…As she grab the shopping bag off the shelf…The N64 game cartridge fell out…
She look down and saw the game on the floor…
"Oh yea…I forgot I bought that game…Maybe playing a little of Legend of Zelda will pass the time…" said Kinzie…
She pick it up and look for her old Nintendo 64…
As the moment pass…
She plugged up her Nintendo 64 to a huge plasma screen…She sat on the floor with popcorn by her…She blew on the cartridge and put the game in…She grab her yellow controller and turn the game on…
"Well…since Matt game is downloading…I can be playing my favorite game series ever…" said Kinzie…
The title screen came up with the Majora's Mask logo and the press start screen…
"The game seems to be working well…I can't tell why someone would destroy it…" said Kinzie…
As Kinzie pressed start, the game went to the game saved files where it seems to be there was someone else playing before named BEN...
His saved files said it was on day 3 at the stone temple with only one hour left…
"Well…aleast he was almost there…I should probably delete his file…but since the game is already damaged…It might cause it to glitch up…so..." said Kinzie…
Kinzie left the BEN file alone and started a new one…but instead of the traditional name "Link" she thought it would be good to do something else…
"I think the Link name is always played…its time I did something a little different…give my main character a different name…" as Kinzie thought to herself…
"I need a hero's name…someone who isn't a coward…yet someone who doesn't back down from a fight but who?..." said Kinzie…
As she thought, She look at a movie poster of the Saint Movie with the Boss on the cover…She thought for the moment about her choice…
"Well…He does have the strength and the brains of a hero… Aleast he'll be a hero in my favorite series…" said Kinzie…
She type in the Boss's realname at the name screen…
(We don't really know what the Boss real name is…)
She pressed "OK" on the screen…
but once Kinzie did that…back at Viola's home, as the Boss laid asleep…He felt a strange vibe and vibrations running through his body…He awoke with sweat pouring down his face…The weird feeling disappeared, he breathe hard as he felt on his head…Viola turn a lamp by her bedside on…
"What's the matter?..." said Viola…
The Boss slowly breathe…
"I don't know…I felt something…something weird…My body felt like it was clutching up…" said the Boss…
"Do you want some water?...Maybe some easy medicine to help you?..." said Viola…
Viola felt the Boss's head…
"You feel fine…" said Viola…
The Boss look at her and turn away…
"Maybe I had a bad dream or something…its nothing to worry about…Lets just go back to sleep…" said the Boss as he held onto Viola…
She turn off the light as they both held each other tight and went back to bed…
Back at Kinzie's place…She was playing Majora's Mask…She was happying playing her old game again, and even impressed that its running great for a damaged game…While she was playing, she found it extremely annoying that sometimes when she talk to a person in the game they would say the Boss's name and then other times BEN…
After a hour of playing…She paused the game and check the downloading to see it was done…She look and found a it needed 13 more minutes before completion…
"That's odd?...It should have downloaded to Miller's computer already…why should it extend the downloading…" said Kinzie…
Her phone rang with the ringtone Jay-Z "Onto the next one" she said it was Matt Miller calling…
She answered…
"Hello…" said Kinzie…
"Where is my game Kinzie Kensington!..." yelled Matt…
"Calm down Matt…Even though I said it would be done in 3 hours…the download needs another 13 minutes…" said Kinzie…
"13 minutes!...You texted me it would be done in 3 hours!...That's a supercomputer not a Atari!..." yelled Matt…
"I know…I know…but don't worry…just stall for another 13 minutes I promise the game will be uploaded to you and you better ship me that eyephone A.S.A.P…" said Kinzie…
She hung up the phone and went back to playing the game for another 13 minutes…
After 13 minutes…
She was able to beat the first Woodfall Temple Boss…She pause the game and went to the upload…She saw that it finally downloaded and uploading to Matt's computer…
As soon as the upload got down Matt pop back up on Kinzie's screen…
"Thanks Kinzie Kensington…Now I can finally be the first to play the game before anyone else…" said Kinzie…
"Yea, Yea…if you get caught you didn't get it from me…" said Kinzie…
"And if you get caught I can't hack your way out of it…Cheers Kensington…" said Matt as he click off…
Kinzie went back playing Majora's Mask now working on the Snowhead temple…
Does Kinzie knows what she's doing, what's happening to the Boss?...FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
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