A/N: Well, I've got nothing to do, since I've no exams to study for. Being a smarty-pants who aces all her standardized tests and wins the right to exempt three out of four core classes certainly has its advantages in the long run.

Oh, and before I forget, I want to thank all of you guys for leaving such kind words in your reviews. Writing is my passion, and for you to praise my fan works makes me believe that I'll someday be able to achieve my goal of writing my own novels.

So, without further ado, enjoy the show!

Wally liked to think he knew quite a bit about his best friend/ not-so-secret crush. He knew that Robin loved to make new words out of existing ones, his favorite Disney movie was Lilo and Stitch, he hated the smell of garlic but loved garlic bread, and he knew that the kid was some sort of certified genius in mathematics.

Of course, there were plenty of things that Wally didn't know about Robin. Such as the fact that he had three siblings, one of whom never stopped talking, another who only spoke in insults, one who never spoke at all, and one who only spoke the mysterious gurgling language of infancy.

Another thing that the speedster was not clued into was that unless you knew exactly where to look, the bird was freaking impossible to find.

"Is your brother a hide-and-seek champion or something?"

"Nope! That's Ca- I mean Batgirl! One time we started playing right after breakfast, an' we didn't find her 'til it was almost time for dinner! Batgirl's real good at being quiet an' hiding in the shadows. She's like a ninja!"

The dark-haired girl flushed and held her plushie Batman closer to her chest, if that was even possible. Wally had decided that the Dark Knight doll was like a security blanket to the silent child. A security blanket with a death glare that probably could actually kill someone, but a security blanket nonetheless.

By the time that the ragtag group had reached the Waterfall Room, Wally was about ready to throw in the towel. They had searched all over the base, looked in every nook and cranny, Red Robin had even suggested that they look in the air ducts, but despite it all they still hadn't seen hide nor hair of the eldest ward of Batman.

"If he's not in here, I'm calling Batman. I'll tell him that Robin ran off to Siberia and left me in charge of you-"

Suddenly, the three eldest kids made a shushing noise; well, Red Hood and Red Robin did, Batgirl just put a finger to her lips and pointed over at one of the many stone benches in this particular area.

"What?"

"Shush! Di- I mean Robin is asleep, dummy!"

Sure enough, the missing boy wonder was right where the eight-year-old said he was, sprawled out on the concrete bench in a dead sleep.

Wordlessly, the second-eldest Bat-protégé handed the tiniest of the group over to Wally and walked over to where his brother lay unconscious with the other mobile kids. The moment that the baby was in the redhead's arms, Damian gave him a glare that Wally previously believed took years to master.

It's like staring into the eyes of a tiny, mask-less Batman, Wally thought with a shudder.

"On three, guys. One… two… three!" On the specified number, the trio lifted their brother from the bench and began walking towards the door, Robin somehow remaining in his sleeping state.

"… So many questions. So very many questions that I want to ask." Wally mumbled, carrying the mini-Bat along with him.

Near the Kitchen, a few minutes later

Conner was not one to question things, no matter how odd they looked to him. So, when a trio of dark-haired children came carrying an unconscious Robin from the Waterfall room to dump him onto the couch, with Kid Flash following closely behind and carrying a baby in a Batman onesie who seemed to be glaring at him with the intensity of Batman, he simply watched and ate his sandwich, figuring that questioning it would only lead to more questions on his behalf.

M'gann, however, was the curious type, and this scene unfortunately piqued her interest.

"Uh… Wally? Care to explain why there are a bunch of small children in Mount Justice?"

Red Hood glared at her. "Watch who you're calling a child, Greenie."

His younger brother quickly elbowed him in the arm. "Be nice, Ja- I mean, Red Hood!"

"Oh, shut it, half pint." The elder retorted, rubbing the point of impact gingerly.

Wally sighed, handing Damian back to the eldest of the conscious Bat-siblings. "Conner, M'gann, these are- apparently- Robin's younger siblings."

The couple stared in bewilderment. "Holy crap there's more of them?"

"Yeah, I'm shocked too. Anyway, the rude one is called Red Hood, the one in the Green Lantern shirt is Red Robin, the baby is just Damian right now, and the girl is- Where's Batgirl?"

Sure enough, the silent child had disappeared without a sound right under their noses.

"What did I tell ya? She's a freaking ninja, man!"

I lost one of Robin's siblings.

No, worse than that, I lost Batman's daughter.

Shit. I am so dead. Again.

A/N: We are here today to mourn the loss of Wally West, who died at the hand of Batman when he let his only daughter slip away from his gaze.

Okay, that won't really happen; they'll find Cassie.

Eventually.