The four new students of Hogwarts walked into Dumbledore's office and got their class schedules, they were all welcomed with kindness by the old man.
"Now then shall we see which houses each of you will be in?" Dumbledore pulled down the old hat and pulled out a stool. "Come Kaitlin sit down" Kaitlin did as she was told.
"Ah ha a Canadian eh" the hat said sarcastically, "although bright Ravenclaw" the hat announced, Kaitlin bolted back to her friends very frightened by the hat.
Melisa was next she approached the hat with caution, she sat on the stole and the hat was placed on her head; not a word, but finally the hat screamed out "Slytherin" Melisa cheered and jumped off the stool.
"Me next" Brett jumped onto the stool; the hat was not even placed onto his head.
"You're definitely a Hufflepuff" the hat said very calmly.
"WTF is a Hufflepuff?" Kaitlin/ Melisa asked at the same time.
"Apparently the definition of Brett" Marietta said very snide like.
The other two girls laughed, next was Marietta. Brett was sitting in the corner of the room Melisa poking his depressed cheek.
The hat thought for a few moments before stating "Ravenclaw" Kaitlin cheered.
"Point one for the smart kids" Marietta giggled.
Malcolm walked along side of Marietta discussing which classes they would have together, she liked him it was so obvious.
Kaitlin was trying to get the attention of Blaise who decided that a Ravenclaw was unworthy of his love.
Melisa walked down the hall chasing Draco.
"Draco, c'mon wait up, are you that mad that I'm in the same house, and have the same classes as you, c'mon please just wait one second." he stopped and she caught up.
Melisa ran up to him grabbing hold of his left ass cheek, he yelped.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Watch, Kaitlin you owe me five bucks" Kaitlin giggled at the sight of Melisa groping the young lad.
"You got it, I guess I shouldn't have made that bet after all" Kaitlin honestly admitted (even though they never made a bet).
"Ok now that i have become the beneficiary of your bet can you let go of my personal property." Draco swatted her hand to try and get her to let go.
"Your personal property that's a laugh as far as i can see you don't have much going on down there" Melisa retorted.
"Is that so, well ill have you know that I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality" Draco stuck his high pointed I'm better than you nose up in the air.
"Is that so prove it" She smiled
... "Prove it, what are you going on about now Melisa" He knew exactly what she meant ... "Oh no"...
"Oh yes i dare you to stand up on the end table and scream how comfortable with your sexuality you really are, or are you chicken."
"Chicken that's a laugh and i don't have anything to prove to you."
"Ok then I'll do it" she stepped up onto the end table.
"You wouldn't dare" He snarled at her.
"Damn straight i would, hey everyone Draco Malfoy is comfortable with his sexuality, so comfortable in fact that he sings in the shower."
"Sings in the shower that's the best insult you could come up with"
"Ya, it was the girliest thing i could think of and it suits you perfectly."
"You know I'm stating to really hate you" Draco crossed his arms.
"Oh really then why is it that you just can't stop looking, or talking to me" She walked up to him.
"Well, Well i can't seem to avoid you do i might as well talk to you, cause if i don't I'm more worried about what you will do to me"
"Oh just admit it Draco, you like me"
Draco looked down at the ground and it was silent for over 4 minutes he finally looked up and took a step forward, turning his head slightly just so he could see her, he answered "No, i couldn't despise anyone more "he walked away.
Melisa had no retort, no comment, no remark; she just sat on the couch in silence everyone in the common room looked at her.
"Have you ever seen him get mad like that", "Gee i bet she deserved as far as i heard she was really mean to him" gossip flew around the world and Melisa left the common room, the Slytherin prefect followed her out.
"Excuse me where do you think you're going?" The snooty prefect just pissed her off.
"None of you B.I Fricken business get out of my way NOW!" Melisa stormed off down the hall towards the Ravenclaw common room.
Once at the door, the door asked her a riddle that she had no hope of answering, instead she began kicking t over and over again until it swung open and Kaitlin stood in front of it...
"Had a feeling, what's up?" Kaitlin leaned up against the wall.
"Draco rejected me it kinda stings" Melisa slid down the wall and sat on the floor she pulled her knees in and Kaitlin followed her.
"Don't feel bad no Ravenclaw is good enough for Blaise, I guess were both having crappy days" Kaitlin smiled at Melisa and Marietta came to join them.
"Want me to kick his ass?" Kaitlin asked
"Kaitlin you couldn't kick a summon wrestlers ass if he bent over, placed a target with a big arrow that said hit me" Marietta giggled to herself at her remark to Kaitlin.
"Memo to self don't invite Marietta to the make Melisa feel better club, great help Marietta, Great help."
"Oh did Draco hurt her pride or something cenacle" She looked over at the wallowing girl.
"Get over it, if he can't see how cool you are he doesn't deserve you" Marietta placed a hand on her knee.
"Marietta i repeat not helping" Kaitlin threw down her hand giving Marietta the WTF look.
Melisa looked up, and smiled "ya your right."
"Ya I'm right, what am i right about?" Marietta looked at Melisa.
"I can do so much better than someone without a sense of humor" Melisa was back up on the high horse now it was time to get her to start riding.
"Ya Melisa you can do so much better than Draco Malfoy" Kaitlin attempted to help ... it didn't help.
"Draco" *Cries* Melisa fell down on the ground and rolled into the fettle position.
"Kaitlin i repeat not helping (paybacks a bitch) ..." Marietta patted the frozen girl who was disappointed that they almost had her.
"Uh hmm" The girls all looked up to see Snape looking at them.
"Well if you girls are done having your mellow drama you are all to report to detention with Mr. Malfoy, you all know what time curfew was now get going" Snape pushed them along the hall until they reached the positions room.
Draco sat in a chair in the middle of the room, arms crossed as if he was too good to be there not surprising.
"All four of you are a disgrace kicking the Ravenclaw door what were you thinking last time it changed the riddle the students were locked out for weeks" Snape was furious, and i do mean furious.
"So what kind of detention have you got planned for us" it was horrible it was like Melisa was excited for punishment, was it to punish herself no that wasn't it, what could it be?" Kaitlin questioned her friend's motives, and then she remembered that Draco was in the room as well.
"OMG you love him ..." Kaitlin blurted out as she shot out of her seat, and Melisa looked at her completely speechless.
"Sit down as once" Snape pushed her back into the chair, it hurt.
Draco tuned his head to look at Melisa's stunned face as he was the only guy in the room of tempting age and looks ya she loved him, and he knew it.
Draco began to laugh to himself, and Snape chucked a book at him, it wacked him in the forehead.
"God i swear I'm living in a teenage soap opera, you four are going to help Hagrid the gates keeper take care of his animals." Snape answered their punishment and they didn't look happy.
"No way, last time i dealt with his savage beast i ended up in the" Snape chucked another book at him.
"Don't deny me Malfoy or do you want to be cleaning the third floor all be yourself."
Malfoy snarled and sunk into his seat "Fine keep me away from her."
Melisa rolled her eyes, "What's with boys and their pride, it's so fragile."
"God your less mature than Godzilla" Draco used an interesting comparison.
"Konichiwa" Melisa laughed.
Warning: This commentary makes anime jokes
Kaitlin: ok that's the end of chapter three, hope you liked it.
Melisa: *cries*
Marietta: WTF are you crying for now.
Melisa: The chapter I got dumped.
Kaitlin: Melisa it's just a story, and so did I.
Draco: Serves her right ha ha ha.
Brett: Kaitlin you suck you made me a Hufflepuff.
Everyone: Brett you are a Hufflepff.
Brett: Oh right …
Kaitlin: Anyways Melisa don't worry about it, I'll make sure to get you payback in the next chapter.
Melisa: wait theirs a next chapter, omg can I pet Fluffy.
Everyone: sureeeeee
Draco: anyways Melisa I don't hate you I mean how could I, but don't fall in love with me I'm no good for you …
Melisa: *bursts out laughing* omg that's rich that was the cheesiest break up line I have ever heard.
Happy: (Fairy Tail joke): He likeees you
Melisa: Don't roll your tongue like that.
Marietta: I'll kill that cat
*Happy disappears*
Draco: WTF was that.
Kaitlin: Happy.
Draco: Who's happy?
Melisa: Your mom
Everyone: …
Melisa: No really I bet his mom is happy…
Kaitlin: so we didn't get much of Blaise in this chapter.
*Blaise randomly walks in*
Blaise: Kaitlin I'm no good for you.
Kaitlin: what's with the cheesy break up lines today I mean seriously?
Melisa: Not sure but they are getting kind of annoying.
Sagittarius: I'm here now moshimoshi.
Melisa: Kaitlin please tell me you're not completely obsessed with Fairy Tail.
*Kaitlin disappeared*
*Melisa finally notices her running after Leo …*
Melisa: Kaitlin get your ass back here.
Kaitlin: No! … Leo Chan …
Marietta: I'll get her *drags Kaitlin by the ear*.
Melisa: Well with our author out of commission I guess I get to say talk to you guys next chapter.
Kaitlin: Hey that's my … (static cuts off Kaitlin)
Note: I do not own Harry Potter, or Fairy Tail