Moshi-chan: I got impatient so here's the actual Truth, Dare AND Torture~
Gin: Sh-she doesn't own us...
Urahara gave the audience one of his (evil, creepy) grins. "Well, let's initiate the actual truth, dare and torture! Lau?"
Lau nodded. "Hey, Gin, are you romantically involved with Rangiku in ANY way?"
"U-uh... yeah... *mumblemumblemumblemumble*" Gin's face was a bright crimson.
Yoruichi asked the audience, "Translation, anyone?"
A surprise person saved the day. "He says... he had a child with her that I am hiding with Kyoka Suigetsu." Aizen then gave a really gay hairflip. Fangirls screamed. Ichigo screamed, but for a different reason. Ishida remarked, "He's so gay he puts Edward Cullen to shame."
(In Twilight)
Edward sneezed.
(In the tech box)
Shuuhei Hisagi's eyes shone. "SCANDALOUS! I can sell more copies of the newsletter~ Paparazzi! I choose you!" A paparazzi (later revealed to be Soi Fon) ninja-ed out of the window and backstage. SLAP! Hisagi then had a red slap mark on his face. "Get back to work!"
"Sorry, Nanao-sama..."
(back onstage)
"How old is this child of yours?" Lau was really curious and wanted to wring every single shard of dignity out of Gin that he could. Even Ran Mao was giggling.
"*mumblemumblemumble*" Gin spoke even softer than Ron DeLite*.
"He says his child's around fifty years old. Anyway, if you want to see him, he's in Hueco Mundo at the moment. Tōsen's looking after him." There was a rumble as fangirls stampeded towards Hueco Mundo.
Gin gave a nod. Rangiku tried to hide (to no avail) what seemed to be a present for a young child.
"Wait... so you had that child when you became a captain? So... you got laid nine months earlier... when you were still a lieutenant!?" asked Lau. Gin nodded. Aizen stifled a laugh, gave Gin a pat on the back and congratulated him for getting laid before he did. Urahara and Yoruichi were laughing their heads off. Soi Fon was recording the whole thing. The whole tech crew (excluding Nanao) and the audience were applauding. Lau was proud of himself.
After everyone calmed down, Lau couldn't think of anything more to ask, so he decided to move on. "Gin, sit down... and watch." Gin, still slightly red-faced, complied.
(after the slideshow)
Lau was surprised to see Gin look as he normally did. Urahara piped in with a clever comment: "You're used to them, aren't ya? Rangiku-chan told me when she gave these to me... that you took most of them." Aizen, most of the backstage crew and the audience "le gasp"-ed. "Yeah... you're right, ya know." Gin actually said an audible and understandable sentence. "But... some of those were taken by Hisagi-kun and Izuru. I didn't like that fact. That's why... Shoot to kill, Shinsō." Shinsō shot through the projector screen and into the projector itself. Urahara remarked to a passing Hanatarou, "We need an extra $1000 for a new projector, Hanatarou." "Duly noted, Urahara-san. I'll tell the author." Hanatarou ran off.
(in the author's room)
"H-hello? Author-san?" Hanatarou looked around nervously. He'd heard bad rumours about the author... like how she was an evil demon and such. Even Urahara-san was scared of her! What sort of person was she?
"Hi~ It's your first time here, isn't it, Hanatarou-kun? So, what do you need?" The author had a wide, cheeky smile on her face, though her glasses glinted ominously. "U-um... Urahara-san wanted me to give this note to you..." Hanatarou nervously gave the author the piece of paper he wrote on. "A-A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A NEW PROJECTOR!? WHO BROKE IT!?" Hanatarou saw why they called the author a demon. "U-um, Ichimaru-san did." The author regained her composure. "Put the bill on Gin's tab, and threaten him that if he doesn't pay up in a week, I'm going to stalk him until he does. Capiche?" Hanatarou nodded nervously. "You can leave if you want now, Hanatarou-kun. I'll address the matter of the projector myself." Hanatarou left promptly.
"Everyone hates me, don't they? I might consult my brother on this matter. I do believe Hanatarou -kun has potential~**"
Urahara gave a dismissive wave. "Now... well, since we don't have a projector to continue the dare, we'll move on to the torture!"
DUN DUN DUN DUN
Yoruichi asked, "Any last words? Make it two words or less."
Gin screamed, "Help MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" before he got dragged backstage by Renji.
(in the torture chamber)
Renji threw Gin into the hole leading to the torture chamber. "Have fun~"
Rangiku had worn one of her "costumes". "Let's start, shall we?"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"What is that screaming?" Urahara wondered out loud. Aizen now wore an badge saying "Official Translator", listened carefully to the screaming. "It's Morse for... SAVE ME, PLEASE! ANYBODY WILL DO! BUT PLEASE, SAVE ME! Any volunteers?" Almost every single fangirl put up their hand, until the screaming became higher pitched. "M-M-MATSUMOTO! I know that scream anywhere! I'll save you! Ice powers, activate!" It was now obvious that Tōshirō had lost it, especially because he froze himself in an ice pillar. The were-going-to-volunteer fangirls now prepared for a funeral for the very popular captain. "Don't switch sides so easily!" Yoruichi was pissed at the fickle women. "Well... now what? Who's gonna save 'em?" Urahara asked no-one in particular. Aizen's strand of hair stood on end. "Receiving transmission... HEY GUYS! I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU! THERE IS A 99.99% CHANCE THAT RANGIKU IS PREGNANT AGAIN! End transmission. Hear that, Kisuke?" Urahara snapped out of a daydream and went slack-jawwed. "I'll be giving a nickname to Gin-kun, and it shall be censored. Y'know, Sōsuke?" "Yes?" "We could be friends if not for the role our original author gave us. Right Yoruichi?" Yoruichi had taken her cat form. "Yeah... but there's something I wanna give you first, Aizen-kun." "What is that?" "This." Yoruichi had hopped onto Aizen's shoulder and gave him a good scratching on the face. While they were busy, Lau looked around. "Why's everyone ignoring me all of a sudden? What about Gin and Rangiku?" Urahara came to the same realisation. "Send the backstage crew to get Gin and Rangiku out, Hanatarou. Oh, and get Sōsuke a medic too, please." "Consider it done, Urahara-san!"
"Excuse me, Kuchiki-taichou." Byakuya looked up from some paperwork. "What is it, Yamada-kun?" "U-uh... could you please send some of your crew to get Matsumoto-san and Ichimaru-taichou out of the torture chamber please? Urahara-san's request." "I'll see that it's done." The passing backstage crew ran off to hide. "Thank you very much." Hanatarou bowed and left.
"Unohana-taichou?" Captain Unohana looked up from one of her patients. "Yes, Yamada-kun?" "U-um... Aizen-taichou's face needs a medic. Could you please se - " Captain Unohana produced a syringe filled with the same purple stuff from the first chapter. "Don't worry, Yamada-kun. I'll do it myself." Hanatarou squeaked a "Y-yes, thank you." before running off faster than Kon.
"Abarai-kun, please call all of the backstage crew together." Renji was one of the unlucky few to not be able to hide in time after the "announcement" Hanatarou made. Renji called them together. "It's slightly smaller than usual. What happened?" "Nothing, Captain. Your mind's playing tricks on you." "Oh? Well... you know your mission; you heard the boy. Fetch Ichimaru-taichou and Matsumoto-fukutaichou at once!" All the gathered (except Byakuya) gulped. "Yes sir..."
Gin and Rangiku were in the twelfth round of torture when a bunch of heavy footsteps interrupted them. The backstage crew then proceeded to yell at both of them to put on some clothes (to which Gin replied that he was tied up) and to get the f*** out. Gin hadn't realised it before, but there was another door in the corner of the room. Sure, it might have felt a little breezy, but it was summer! It was too hot to put on clothes! So he threw away the last shreds of his dignity and ran out of the door (which was unlocked, by the way).
Captain Unohana walked onstage just as Yoruichi had finished up the scratching session. Aizen's face was a wreck; it looked worse than Matt Engarde's***. Captain Unohana then explained the purple stuff. "It's a liquid form of Orihime Inoue's powers. It restores whatever it's injected into to a condition as if it was never injured. It works with emotions, too. Here's another demonstration." She injected the liquid into Aizen's right cheek and almost immediately his face started to improve until it went back to it's former condition. "All that work for nothing..." Yoruichi grumbled, now back in her human form. There was a short awkward silence which ended as Gin streaked onto the stage. "I don't believe he's thinking straight, Kisuke." Urahara nodded. "That's what sex is supposed to do to you, Sōsuke." "I see... I'll have Szayel experiment that." "Anyway, I should call him off, especially because of the fangirls. SECURITY!" Ikkaku and Yumichika dashed straight to his side. "Please restrain Gin-kun until he regains his common sense." "Yes, sir!" The duo shunpo-ed in perfect sync to Gin's location and restrained him with a straightjacket. "Captain, can you call the rest of these fangirls off?" Yumichika knew they needed help if they were not going to get raped by the evil fangirls. "Sure! I love a good fight, after all!" Captain Zaraki and his vice-captain Yachiru successfully defended Ikkaku, Yumichika and their prisoner until they reached the safety of backstage.
"I guess that's the end of it, huh? I do have an opium deal to get through after this..." Lau scratched the back of his head. Yoruichi, feeling slightly ignored, said to the audience, "Next time, on Truth, Dare or Torture, our guests will be Shinji Hirako and France from Hetalia! The comp is still on for the truth, dare and torture! See ya soon~"
*: If you've played the Ace Attorney games, Ron DeLite trails off into a whisper when you speak to him sometimes. Since no-one can hear him when he does, it's a surprise Gin can speak quieter and that Aizen can understand him!
**: I shall make myself Aizen's sibling. And I also absolutely adore Hanatarou! I do have plans for him... (creepy giggle)
***: Another Ace Attorney thing. If you've played the whole of Justice for All, Matt Engarde scratches his face bloody at the end of the episode.
You've now met most of the staff at the studio!
Techies: 8thand 9thDivision (since Tōsen is busy at Hueco Mundo and Shunsui isn't fit to rule, Nanao is in charge) Uniform: Black T-shirts and pants.
Backstage crew: 6thDivision (They do most of the dirty work) Uniform: See above
Security: 11thDivision (Self-explanatory) Uniform: Suits.
Medics: 4thDivision (Already revealed in first chapter) Uniform: Doctor/Nurse outfits
Hanatarou: He has the special job of... Urahara's personal assistant! (uniform is a suit)
Aizen: Now officially on the payroll as translator. (Uniform to be decided)
I know that Gin and Aizen are no longer captains, but I wanted to make it that it was really hard to lose the habit. I am also an avid Gin x Rangiku fan. You heard Yoru-chan, the next guests are Shinji and France! (Shinji's vic-volunteer, by the way) The comp is for the best truth, dare or torture! Three prizes; three winners! Be part of those three~ (Details in previous chapter) EDIT: Currently only accepting ones for Shinji at the moment, but thank you for those others! (I shall think to use them later on... and to reintroduce Gin!) I shall find some way to pay you back!
Ciao~