Disclaimer: See chapter one! *glares sullenly at chapter one*
Author's Note: Hi ya'll! First off, I would like to thank each and every one of you for your pairings and reviews. I really, really appreciate them! Next, I implore you to review *gets on hands and knees and begs* simply because I am running out of pairing ideas and I would really like to write more chapters of this. But if worst comes to worst, then I will branch out into other novels such as The Inheritance Cycle (otherwise known as the Eragon Series) as well as Percy Jackson and the Olympians, for example. So without further ado, I present you chapter 3 of Finding Fanfiction...
Chapter Three:
~ GlimlyXLegolas ~ {as suggested by Aya Toshu – many thanks for the review!}
Glimly: I very clearly said – Never toss a dwarf! Need I say more?
Legolas: *sighs sadly with pained look on face* These fanfiction authors really don't know the difference between friendship and love, do they?
Glimly: Aye! And it makes me sick!
Legolas: *runs away knowing how bad things can get when Glimly says that*
Glimly: *raises battle axe with a roar and chops computer in half* Good! *smirks* I feel much better now.
~ ThrandiulXElrond ~ {as suggested by Duilin – many thanks for your review!}
Elrond: *facepalms* I already got permanently scarred by reading those scandalous fanfictions between Aragorn and my daughter. Why must they torment me further?
Thrandiul: *mutters curse words from a throw-up bucket*
Elrond: Hmm...Methinks this warrants a kindly visit to our dear fanfiction friends. *gets evil glint in eye*
Fanfiction Author: *suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night screaming head off after nightmare of being hacked to pieces by Elrond and Thrandiul*
Thrandiul: *remarks to Elrond after Elrond gives fanfiction author the nightmare* Now, that really is the best medicine ever!
Elrond: I know, right? *grins smugly*
~ GimliXFrodo ~ {as suggested by fsty – many thanks for your review!}
Frodo: When will these freaks ever learn?
Gimli: The freaks shall know the righteous wrath of the dwarves!
Frodo: Don't forget the hobbits! Hobbits can be right bastards when angry.
Gimli: *after reading fanfiction* Oh, perish the thought! *shudders*
~ GollumXFrodo ~
Gollum: *shrieks* CURSE YOU BAGGINS!
Frodo: For once, I actually agree with you. These authors are disgusting.
Sam: *acts all smug* Serves you right for tramping off with that creature *chortle, chortle*
Frodo: *whistles innocently while admiring Sting*
Sam: *gulps* Um, I think I have some gardening to do. Bye, Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: *giggles*
~ FrodoXArwen ~
Frodo: *buries face in hands and sobs* Why is it always ME?
Aragorn: *gets all jealous* Yes, I would like to know that too!
Arwen: Do not worry, dear. I have no feelings for Frodo.
Frodo: Yeah, I know. Being short and having hairy feet is a big attraction to the ladies right?
Arwen: *giggles*
Aragorn: *blushes* Oh...
To Be Continued!
A/N: Well, I hope I can continue this. Once again, this fanfic can only go on if I get more reviews as I haven't read LOTR's fanfiction in quite some time resulting in a lack of pairings. I thought there were tons, but it seems like I've got them all covered. Well stay tuned anyways as there's a chance I might continue this. If not, look for something similar on my profile except that it's in another novel series.
See ya! ;-)