Authors Rant:
Srry for the l8 post. Annyways here is Ch 3...yay :)

I dont own anny d gray man or bleach...

"Talking"

'Thinking'

'Neah thinking to Allen'

Enjoy...I think I forgot to mention something...O well :)


"Lavi." I said as he grinned madly at me.

"Yo Moyashi." He said while waving at me slightly.

"Its Allen, not Bean sprout!" I yelled at him.

"Ok, ok." he said, hands up in surrender. I sighed

"So how did you get here?" I asked as he stood up clearly taller than me by a good three, four inches.

"The ark opened up and Panda kicked me thought it to find you... by the way where is Yuu-chan?" he asked looking around only to find a blade pushed against his throat.

" Dont. Call me. That. Again." Kanda growled. Lavi nodded furiously trying not to touch the blade.

"Kanda, let him go." I said while staring at the two. He 'Ched' but let go of the other teen and Lavi crawled to where I was. I laughed lightly before turning towards Ichigo and his friends who were staring at us questioningly.

"Oh, this is Lavi." I said

"Just Lavi I have no last name, unless you count Bookman Jr as a last name." Lavi added stepping out from behind me a grin plastered on his face.

"Hello, I'm Orihime, that's Ichigo, Rukia, Rengi, Chad, and Uryuu." she said while pointing at them one at a time.

"Nice to meet cha" Lavi said with a smile.

"One second, what's an Ark?" Uryuu asked staring at me and Lavi.

"You don't know what a Ark is?" Lavi asked. They shook their heads. I could see Lavi faeplam himself. I smiled but it immediately faded as I felt my eye activate.

"Allen!" Orihime called out causing everyone's gaze to move from Lavi to me.

"How many and where" Kanda and Lavi said at the same time. I looked around and my breath hitched. I could feel something drip down my left check and carefully touched it. When I looked at my fingers they were stained red with blood.

"Allen!" Lavi yelled turning me to face him.

"T-theirs to much, the first one was a trap. We are outnumbered, definitely." I said slowly.

"How many?" Kanda asked while pulling out Mugen.

"More than 100" I responded.

"Damn" Lavi cursed while taking out his shrunken hammer.

"What are you gonna do with something as small as that, you need us or your gonna die." Rengi said almost laughing. Lavi cracked a grin.

"Big hammer Little hammer Grow,Grow,Grow!" Lavi shouted and soon the tinny hammer grew giant leaving everyone speechless.

"Don't mess with us, we know what were doing." Lavi said before walking next to Kanda. I smiled and wiped the blood left behind and stared at Ichigo and the others.

"Try to stay back and if their are any bullets near you don't touch them. Well try to keep them away from you." I said with a soft smile.

"What about you. You are the only one without a weapon, we should be protecting you" Ichigo said while taking a step forward. I stared at them thought my left eye. 'Ichigo has another soul in him plus his sword has a soul in it. Rengi has a normal soul but his sword has two souls in it. Same with Rukia except she only has one soul in her sword' I thought before looking up towards them.

"May I see your swords?" I asked, and they just stared at me but laid them on the floor in front of me.

"Why, is something wrong?" Rukia asked while watching me sit down. I shook my head.

"Please be silent for a few minuets." I asked while watching the souls talk amongst themselves.

"Hey snake, why is that kid looking at us?" One of the souls in Rengi's sword said. I looked up and smiled wickedly. 'He cant hear them' I thought while turning back to the swords.

"I don't know but I think his warning was fair enough, I mean we need this idiot to live right?" The other soul called snake responded.

"I guess. What do you think Zangetsu, Sode no Shirayuki." The first soul said while looking towards the other's that were laying next to them.

"If it will keep Ichigo alive then I'm good with any suggestion." The one called Zangetsu said while the one called Sode no Shirayuki just nodded in agreement.

"Good, now how do we get our stubborn masters to listen." Snake said while crossing his arms. I slowly moved the tips of the swords so that they were touching.

"What are y-" Ichigo started but was cut off when Rukia slapped a hand over his mouth. It was quiet except for the sound of explosions in the background. 'Seems like they started' I thought while sighing before turning back to swords conversation.

"Hey Monkey, what's this kid doing." Snake asked. The other soul named Monkey just shrugged. 'Ok lets get this straight, Ichigo's sword is named Zangetsu, Rengi's sword is named Zambimaru but the souls are named Monkey and Snake, while Rukia's sword is named Sode no Shirayuki' I thought still staring at the swords.

"Lets see what he does." Zangetsu said making all the other sword souls to turn towards me. 'Time to brake the ice' I thought giving my best smile.

"Hello" I said towards the swords who gave a shocked expression.

"Who are you talking to?" Ichigo asked staring at me.

"Um... Zangetsu, Snake and Monkey, and Sode no Shirayuki" I said trying to point at the correct swords before turning my attention back to the swords.

"Wait, you can see and hear us? Can he even do that?" Monkey asked confused. I smiled and nodded in response.

"That's a first." she said while turning to snake.

"Yes very strange." Zangetsu said staring at me.

"So do you want to help, I know you were talking about it earlier." I said still looking down at them. They exchanged a few looks before nodding yes in agreement.

"Good, then Ill leave that matter in your hands, I'll take care of the crossfire." I said before standing up.

"How did you know their names?" Ichigo asked a look of pure confusion on his face.

"I heard them say it." I responded to the swords that were now in their hands.

"So...our Zanpackto's told you?" Rukia said while inspecting her sword.

"Well yours has a very quiet soul so she mostly nodded." I said.

"We can deal with this later, we have company now." Ichigo said before running off towards the Akuma that was coming towards us.

"Ichigo!" Rukia called.

"Well nothing else to do." Rengi said before also chasing after Ichigo. I sighed and stood in front of the others so they wouldn't also run off.

"No one listens to me." I mumbled while watching them run. Suddenly Ichigo fell to the ground as a tall man with a blackish reddish cloak stood in front of him while Rengi had to deal with a giant bone snake that was carrying him in its jaws.

"Kanda, Lavi, you can take care of the Akuma's by yourselves right?" I asked the two who were currently fighting.

"Of course" Lavi said happily, while Kanda just growled. 'What have you gotten yourself into nephew.' Neah thought to me.

"I don't know" I mumbled while watching Ichigo and Rengi get placed behind me.

"Nice of you to join us again." I said with a smile.

"Shut up." They both said at the same time with an annoyed look on their faces.

"So anyway, what are those thing, Iv never seen them before" Uryuu asked .

"They are called Akuma's sent by the millennium earl... this is a question you should ask Lavi, he's the Bookman." I responded as I looked around. 'Seems like their only going after Kanda and Lavi.' I thought 'So your gonna sit and let your friends get beat up' Neah thought. 'No they can hold their own against Lv. 1 and Lv.2 just the-' my thoughts were cut off at the sound of a gunshot.

"Get down now!" I shouted while looking for the bullets and found them quickly as it went flying past my face, landing in a tree a few feet behind me. 'Heal yourself' Neah commanded and I noticed the sting in my check. I nodded and covered the small gash and soon the black stars disappeared. I let out a sigh and dropped my arm.

"What the hell was that!" Rengi yelled while walking out of the Zabimaru's protective shelter. 'Interesting' Neah thought causing me to crack a smile.

"That was an Akuma's weapon. They turn their body into weapons and use their blood as a virus that destroys the body from the inside in under a few minutes." I explained while pointing at the dead tree. They stood their staring at me while I stood their smiling like an idiot.

"Hey Zangetsu, Zabimaru, Sode no Shirayuki, do you mind watching them?" I asked and they nodded slightly.

"Oh and don't forget, if you hear a gunshot get down and if any of you get hit get me immediately and DONT touch the bullet." I commanded. They gave a slight nod before Ichigo stepped up.

"Where are you going. You don't have anything to fight with." he said.

"Oh, really?"


Yes Oh Really?
Annyways sorry the post took so long and if it seems like Lavi ana Kanda dissapeared, well they dident...sortov. They are fighting Akuma.

ANnyways rate review comment and i cant type today :~

Well hope to post more soon.

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