Candy and Dipper were walking down a couple of some creepy stairs in an old building that they were curiously exploring, trying to solve another mystery from the #3 Journal. Candy wanted to know a little bit more about Dipper by being in his shoes for a bit, knowing what it's like to view things in his perspective. As for Dipper, he didn't pay no mind for her presence. The main reason why Candy is with him is because of Mable. Mable always like to watch love grow and she thinks Candy and Dipper would make a cute couple, so she puts the two of them together alone for this mission. However, he doesn't approve. Anyways, they both were about to reach the bottom level of the building, but Candy went a little further ahead than Dipper.
"Come on, Dipper! Hurry! If we followed that demon's directions right, we should be at..." she slowed down when she reached the bottom of the stairs. "... A dirty bathroom..." she finished, a little disappointed about where they are at the moment. Dipper was almost out of breath when he caught up to her (MAN, is he out of shape). "Great." he just plainly said, swiping off a little sweat and readjusting his hat.
Candy then just looked around the room, seeing if she can find any clues until Dipper spoke up. "Look, you go amuse yourself, I'll try to figure out where we went wrong." he asked her while he got his #3 Journal from his vest. "Okay." she agreed easily, giving a smile that made him MORE uncomfortable. Trying to ignore the awkward moment he recently experienced, he focused more on the matter at hand.
"Let's see... We went past the burning graves... Took a left..." he said to himself. Candy wanted to get more attention from Dipper by yelling out stuff. "Hey, towels!" she shouted, but that still didn't work.
"Took a left... A left... I see..." he continued, looking through a map as well as his Journal. She started to get irritated for not getting ANY attention from him, so she wanted to make something up that has to do with this situation: faking an idea, but she REALLY needs to act it out to sell it. "Say... That's it!" she said, snapping her fingers while saying it. Dipper finally looked away from his research and asked her, "What's it?" This was a tough one for her, but she managed to wiggle her way out of it.
"The mirrors, my good Dippy, THE MIRRORS!" she squealed. Hearing the word 'Dippy' from her mouth sent a weird vibe down his spine, but he ignored that too. "What?" he pestered her for some specific information about it. "THAT'S how we get to The Land Of Dreams! Through these mirrors!" she cheered, pointing at the closest mirrors to themselves.
Dipper just stared at her for a bit, folded up his map, puts it in his pocket, closed the Journal, puts it in his vest and stood up to tell her what he thinks. "Amazing... You HAVE to be retarded. No one can be that drunk. No one..." he said with no angry expressions. Candy just gave him a grumpy look, but she went on.
"Observe!" she shouted, posing herself in the sprinting position. Then, with full force, she smashed her whole body onto the mirror, but it didn't break and she fell down on the cold, hard floor. "Okay... Maybe not the mirrors..." she said, dusting herself off and tried to stand up, but her legs become more wobbly after the previous impact against the mirror. Dipper then decided to step in. "Candy, I solved the problem: It's-" he started to say when Candy interrupted him.
"The toilet! Sweet gravy, of course! It's too obvious!" she blurted, rushing towards one. "Candy..." Dipper started saying while she continued doing her own thing. "Watch out, The Land Of Dreams! Here comes Candy Chiu!" she yelled while trying to flush her way down. For one, the bowl was clean (for the most part) and two, we all know that with the laws of physics, it's practically impossible for a human being to accomplish this. "GET OVER HERE!" he screamed, trying to pull her out of it. He then wanted to test Candy on a tiny experiment before they continued their business about WHY they are there in the first place, which is trying to find the doorway that leads to The Land Of Dreams.
"Raise your left hand." he asked, raising his own left hand to demonstrate. "Like this? See? My left? Like you wanted? Left, left, left..." she said, raising and waving her RIGHT hand, thinking it was her left, but she only did it because she mimicked Dipper face-to-face like a mirror.
Dipper went silent on her again for a bit, only because he was disappointed about the results. "You're an idiot, Candy." he said, straight-forwardly. Candy placed her right hand back to the side of her body, looks at Dipper with an eyebrow raised and asked, "Why?"
Author's Notes: I just have to say on this- Wow... I continued adding more chapters to this. I already got a crap-load of views on this and that made me start brainstorming another idea for a chapter. All reviews are acceptable. I would like to hear more from you guys because you are awesome. More chapters are coming!