Unbeknownst to poor FR, it was the Pussys' arch nemesis (the Backstreet Boys) who purchased the baby over the internet. They raised little Fucktardo up in a deliriously gay pop band environment, teaching him all of their wicked dance moves and sweet ass lyrics.
Unfortunately Fucktardo had inherited irritable bowel syndrome from his father and could no longer remain sans-toilet long enough to perform with his sexually challenged foster family, and so they sold him over the internet.
Where would fate lead poor, gender-confused little Fucktardo next? Back into the arms of his crayon-absorbed father, or onto greater things?
The end.