Disclaimer: The characters of InuYasha are not mine, they are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Ice Demon Allysandra: Hey! It's been awhile since I updated this yeah? Any ideas are welcome!

(This is the episode where Sesshomaru takes the black pearl from Inuyasha's eyes and they go on a trip to their father's grave)

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru! (He's prepared to fight)

(Sesshomaru is nowhere to be seen)

Director: (His eye twitching like crazy) Where the hell is he?!

(Sess's voice comes from out of nowhere)

Sess: Just a minute...just a minute...

(The sound of a toilet flushing is heard and Sess appears on the set)

Sess: Aaaah! That's much better! (Sees everyone looking at him) What?

(The episode where Karan of the Panther-Demons arrives in Kaede's village)

Karan: I hear there's a priestess in this vill...Aaaaaah! (She trips and falls down the rest of the stairs)

Karan: (Facedown in the dirt) I'm okay!

Director: Makeup! Let's try again! Action!

Take two

Karan: (Walks down stairs again) I hear there's a priestess in this village. (She makes it down all the way without falling)

Karan: I also hear the Director wears a pink leopard print thong!

(Everyone gasps and looks at the Director in shock)

Director: Who told y...I mean...no I don't!

(This is a battle scene; Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are about to fight...or so the Director thinks)

Director: Action!

(Sesshomaru and Inuyasha aren't there)

Director: What the fuck?!

(Off-set, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are sitting in their VIP chairs getting foot massages and drinking coffee)

Inuyasha: Did you hear about the Director?

Sesshomaru: You mean his leapord thong? Who hasn't?

(They laugh as the Director runs by)

Director: It's not true! (Tears run down his face as two muscled men in white put him in a straight jacket and carry him off to the nut house)

(The final battle; I know there wasn't one but just pretend)

Inuyasha: Naraku, this is the day you finally die!

Naraku: (Laughs evilly) Inuyasha, always so quick to rush to your death. I...

(Naraku grabs stomache and runs behind a tree as the song "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now" plays)

(10 minutes pass and Naraku steps out)

Naraku: Much better!

(Everyone else passes out from the smell)

Ice Demon Allysandra: That's all for now. Please send reviews and any episodes you wanna see ruined. Mwhahahahaha!