Author note:

Just a small update, Its not long but its something.

Ok on with the story.

"What would be your ideal date and why?" He looked at the question, And felt like crucioing the games show host, if he had his wand with him, he was pretty sure the host would have exploded and turned into a huge lump of stinking cheese by now. Yes cheese, that summed them up perfectly. 'What is he playing at?' Severus thought! This wasn't one of my questions! If I'm forced into this at least they should have had the decency to have used my questions. 'Albus, I hope your ready to defend yourself from the hexes I'm going to throw at you!' He thought to himself.

"Question please" The game show host said, rolling his eyes slightly at having to prompt the contestants, He didn't know what was going on in this show, usually the contestants were gagging to be on the show, This Severus bloke really didn't seem to want to be there at all, he didn't seem like the usual contestant, He seemed quite intelligent and grounded rather than the usual nutty desperate people that ended up on these kind of shows, Usually alcoholics, Obsessive bodybuilders and Geeks were the type of people on the show.

"Ok Daphne, What would be your ideal date and why?" He said shuddering slightly at the stupid question, presuming that it was written by an 8 year old ratty haired ginger, who had probably never even seen a girl, let alone even knew what one was.

"Well, Lets see" He heard a slight giggle "It would have to be somewhere really romantic, Such as a walk on the beach at dusk, or a dance, no later though as I would have to be home at nightfall. I'm not allowed out that late"

Yes, she was a grand total of 10 years old, and rather mad, and very probably a squib, Severus had decided.

"Thank you Daphne,

Hermione, What would be your ideal date and why?"

She thought for a second, Her mind snapping back from her random thoughts of making pets out of eggboxes.. "Probably, a trip to a café or somewhere where it is easy to communicate and easy to make excuses from if the conversation gets too difficult, as on a first date it is ridiculous to do anything that doesn't involve talking to some degree, You want to know if your date is a nutter or not, especially if it involves meeting strangers on a TV program."

He heard a gasp from the audience; Obviously the contestants weren't meant to talk about how much they didn't want to be here. Well he couldn't think of much wrong with that answer really, It was the kind of thing he himself would come out with if he had any choice in the matter.

"Thank you Hermione,

Minerva, What would be your ideal date and why?"

"I'm not sure really, I don't go out on dates much as I work full time, Probably something fun like a convention on charms or wand less magic."

Yes he thought to himself that sounded so much fun. So much fun he could think of plenty of other things to be doing, like watching grass grow, with a slow motion charm on it, in the freezing cold. Oh yes his sarcasm in his own head was pretty damn good. He made a smug smile at the cameraboy, knowing full well that they were going to end up working at some boring place like macdonalds, not that he knew what macdonalds was, but from what he had heard, it was some secret hang out full of spotty , desiese ridden squibs.

''Ok question 3''..