Life of a {censored} Pokemon Trainer:
With Special Guests, Carbon-Based Biped and Trah!
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, Digimon, Dragonball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Gundam, Sailor Moon, X-Men, Master Hades, Siris Sun God, South Park and no, despite popular belief, I do not own a mink farm. However, I do own Carbon-Based Biped and Trah.
**Scene opens to a bird's eye view of a stadium. Down below, maniacal screaming can be heard. Upon closer inspection, the screams of terror are actually crazy women jumping and shouting at person on stage. In the background, the song I get knocked down written by Chumba Wumba (all rights belong to their respective owners) is being played. The music stops abruptly, as a figure in a blue coat, wearing a red hat walks on stage**
Ash: Okay, listen up! This will only take a second. *holds up remote* In my hand I hold a remote--
Guy-in-crowd: NO SHIT!
**Guy in crowd abruptly self combusts**
Ash: *continuing as if nothing has happened* This remote will detonate approximately 4 tons of C-4 plastic explosives, buried beneath this stadium. *puts on mirrored sunglasses*
**Misty walks on stage cradling a sub-machine gun**
Misty: Ash, it's time to go home now.
Ash: No! It's still light out
Misty: Ash, those are street lamps!
Ash: NO! YOU CANNOT END MY REIGN OF TERROR. *hits Misty with remote*
Voice from off stage: No, but I can!
Ash: Who the hell are you?
Voice: I am…..*Brock swings on-stage* Brock!
Ash: Wha-
Brock: Your reign of evil ends here…evildoer!
Ash: Never! *pulls out a C-10 canister rifleÓ *
Brock: *pulls out Minigun* Die!
Ash: Ladies first!
Brock: *looks around wildly* Where?
**Ash fires the Canister rifle in three short bursts. Flaming Pikachus shoot out in a firey blast. Brock jumps to the side and begins to spray bullets at over 100 bps. (bullets per second). They all miss. Ash shoots another flaming Pikachu. Brock chucks a grenade. Misty blows up. A boy walks on stage**
Boy: Sweet… *picks up remote*
Ash: *turns head around in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOO! MY SOURCE OF POWER!!!
Boy: Huh? *presses the big red button*
**Everyone braces themselves….a thud is heard**
Brock: Huh?
Ash: What the hell? What's going on?
**Mewtwo is seen munching on C-4 in the background**
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mewtwo: Argle bargle
Misty: Wha? Kunfoozedd….
Brock: Let this be lesson to you, evildoer.
Ash: Whazzat?
Brock: It's not cool to skip school.
**Shortly after, the stage is cleared. The crowd begins to chat amongst themselves, obviously forgetting that their lives were "in danger." Or, they already KNEW that Ash is a bumbling oaf who can't do anything without messing up. Except yelling at the wrong time. Suddenly, the lights go out. The crowd waits in an anxious anticipation. Smoke appears on stage**
Carbon-Based Biped: Welcome, to my humble abode. I am Car--
**Stadium explodes**
***
**The new setting is at your average, run of the mill, nameless and nondescript prairie with a karaeoke machine. There is a small crowd gathered around it, with a man sitting on top of it. The crowd consists of: Owen, Zak, Tai, Matt, Davis, Gohan, Piccolo, Joe, and a blackened Mewtwo who is still chewing on C-4 plastic explosives**
Mewtwo: You shoulda told me that it would explode
Owen: It said on package, "Danger Explosive."
Mewtwo: Pushaw. Whatever, girlfriend
Owen: Uh…..
Mewtwo: Besides, I ate the package first
Owen: You didn't read it?
Mewtwo: Uh…yeah…I can't read
Zak: You almost took over the world and you can't read
Mewtwo: Well I USED to be able to. A waaaaaay long time ago
Piccolo: A VERY long time ago
Trunks: Yup
Gohan: How the hell did you get here?
Trunks: I walked
Matt: *huffs* well that was smart….
Trunks: Uh, yeah. How else would I have gotten here?
Mewtwo: I flew
Piccolo: I used Nimbus
Joe: Su estas me pantalones?
Matt: Damn it! Leave me alone!
Joe: J'aime Matt… *puckers up*
Matt: Tai, you still have that Desert Eagle?
Tai: No, your mom found out.
Matt: Oh yeah
Ash: Here, take this. *hands Matt his C-10 Canister RifleÓ *
Matt: Thank God. *points Rifle at Joe*
Joe: Hee hee hee!
Matt: NOW YOU SHUT UP FOREVER, NUMBSKULL!!! *fires off five shots of flaming Pikachu*
Joe: Muchas estupido! *begins to laugh at Matt*
Matt: *screaming at Ash* HE DIDN'T DIE!
Ash: Meh…what's your point?
Matt: …help….
Piccolo: Hey, can I have some?
Mewtwo: Sure *hands Piccolo 13 oz. of C-4 plastic explosives*
Piccolo: Thanks!
Mewtwo: No problem
**Piccolo explodes**
Mewtwo: Sweet…
**Carbon-Based Biped starts flying around**
Carbon-Based Biped: Come one! Come ALL! Come see the grand mad skillz shooting range
**Brock appears with Minigun, automatic bumbershoot-shotgun, Gauss Rifle, Vulcan Cannon, Wafflestomper Throwing knives, hand grenades, Twin Flaming Bulbasaur pistols, etc**
Carbon-Based Biped: You lose!
**Brock explodes. Carbon-Based Biped begins to laugh hysterically**
Tai: Let's learn about Cloud Strife.
Carbon-Based Biped: *looks at Trah* What's up with Tai?
**Trah ignores him due to the fact that she is frenching with Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing**
**Carbon-Based Biped takes control of fic**
Carbon-Based Biped: So…damnfuckassshitbitchslu-
**Irenicus takes back control of fic**
Too bad…if perchance you do that again, you shall make my characters very unhappy!
**Carbon-Based Biped considers…Carbon-Based Biped is now in control of the fic. Again**
Carbon-Based Biped: As I was saying….{censored} {censored} {censored} {censored} *Carbon-Based Biped, although he CLAIMED to actually read this fic, forgot something. A barrage of Pokeballs and anvils labeled {censored} smack him in the face*
Carbon-Based Biped: *pulls out shotgun* Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *cocks shotgun* kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *aims shotgun at air that for the time being is Irenicus* CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *fires shotgun*
**Irenicus takes control of fic**
**The characters stand there in a stunned silence**
Davis: What…the hell?
Ash: I don't know
Gohan: It's a duel of the titans
Trah: *stops making out with Duo Maxwell* OH MY GOD! DRAGONBALL Z! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
**Trah takes over fic**
**Gohan randomly and rapidly internally combusts**
**Irenicus retakes control of fic**
Thanks
Trah: No problem.
Matt: Let's all learn about pink fuzzy underwear.
Trah: Go away Matt
Davis: Wolverine would look good in a purple fluffy dress
Trah: Go away Davis
Tai: I like beach balls
Trah: Go away Tai
Trunks: Trah would look good in a skimpy bikini
Trah: WHAT?!
**Trunks explodes**
Sailor Jupiter: I am a bunny rabbit
**Kenny hops up**
Kenny: Nope, I am a bunny rabbit!
Sailor Jupiter: No, I am! Hop hop hop! Hop like a bu--
**Kenny shoots Nightcrawler at Sailor Jupiter**
Nightcrawler: *flying through the air* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
**Sailor Jupiter flashes Nightcrawler**
**Nightcrawler stops flying and attacks Kenny**
Nightcrawler: *flying through the air* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
**Kenny puts Nightcrawler in his pocket**
**Al eats Kenny**
Owen: ??? *scratches head*
Mewtwo: You got me
Ash: *shrugs*
Carbon-Based Biped: Ahem!
**Everyone abruptly stops talking and stares at Carbon-Based Biped**
Carbon-Based Biped: Since I am merely a voice I will be going away now.
**Carbon-Based Biped disappears**
**Misty finds Carbon-Based Biped hiding behind the speakers**
Carbon-Based Biped: WHAT THE FUCK?! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN IT!
**Carbon-Based Biped gets buried under a furious barrage of Pokeballs, anvils, chairs, chickens, Flaming Pikachus and socks**
Carbon-Based Biped: *hand appears out of laundry pile waving a white flag* You win….
Trah: No! Never give up!
**Carbon-Based Biped takes over FanFic**
Carbon-Based Biped: *tears white flag to shreds* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Irenicus: Noooooooo! Can't we just live in a mutual respect and non-demeaning author-to-author relationship?
Carbon-Based Biped: *stares blankly* And I thought that nature documentaries lived in a fantasy world…
Irenicus: Screw you…
Carbon-Based Biped: *sings* Not for free!!!
**Joe runs up with a bundle of money**
Carbon-Based Biped: Oh gods.
Joe: Hee hee heee!
Trah: *whacks Joe with newspaper*
Ash: *snatches back newspaper*
Trah: *eats Ash*
Al: *eats Trah*
Trah: No! This cannot be!
Al: *gets indigestion*
All: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Trah: DIE!!!! *Al disappears* Grrrrrrrrr…..
Tai: What the {censored} is going on?
Irenicus: I don't know. I don't even know why I'm down here talking to you in person instead of playing supreme deity.
Duo Maxwell: Hmm…I liked you better that way.
Carbon-Based Biped: GOD! WHAT THE HELL?!
Duo Maxwell: *shrugs and takes a bite of a Japanese electronic highly-explosive and extremely dangerous radioactive donut of Wrath and Doom and Eyeballs (and War and Peace and cookies)*
**Master Hades appears**
Master Hades: No…. *gives thumbs up sign*
Tai: What are you doing here?
Master Hades: *runs up to Tai* Can I buy your soul?
Tai: What'll ya give me?
Master Hades: I shall give you all you desire.
Tai: Deal!
**Master Hades gives Tai a button, two pieces of string, and a quarter**
Tai: Sweet! *disappears*
Master Hades: *runs up to Slufus* Can I buy your soul?
Slufus: You already bought mine.
Master Hades: Oh yeah *sighs heavily and looks at watch* Meh…Al just escaped from Spellhold asylum. Gotta go! *Master Hades disappears*
Owen: Irenicus, is there a point to this?
Irenicus: Is there ever?
Owen: I see!
Mewtwo: …said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw
Davis: Meh… *starts to eat sandwich*
Sandwich: Hey!
Davis: Wha? Oh well… *eats the rest of the sandwich*
Carbon-Based Biped: What the hell? Do I have to talk again? God damn it!
Trah: As usual, the pink fuzzy underwear has control of the fic…
Irenicus: What?!
Joe: Sweet!
**Joe explodes**
Matt: *sitting inside a Howitzer* YES! HE'S GONE! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *is cut short as the tank self-combusts*
**Crowd is watching as Matt explodes into the air at mach 8, yelling one last "Damn it!" the cry is gone and back shortly as Matt flies around the globe**
Al: Vuja de!
Irenicus: Trah? What was that you said about the underwear?
Trah: Ahem! "Trah: As usual, the pink fuzzy underwear has control of the fic…"
Irenicus: No! The Kama Sutra master has struck again!
Master Hades: You've played Fallout?
Irenicus: No….I think….
Evil-Kama-Sutra-Pink-Fuzzy-Underwear: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM HERE TO BE THE VILLAIN!
Irenicus: How do you propose we get rid of this thing?
Carbon-Based Biped: Okay, so we get a whole bunch of bananas, see, because bananas are loaded with potassium, see, and we put them in a big huge pile, see, and then we cover the pile with TNT, see, and then we retreat about five or six miles, see, and then we set off the TNT, see, and then we get a nuclear explosion, because potassium is radioactive, see!
Master Hades: No, that sounds too sane…
Irenicus: Maybe we're not supposed to kill it….
Owen: WHAT?!
Irenicus: Well, all the other chapters are like, 22 pages long. This one would be about 7-8 pages.
Trah: Maybe…YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SHORTEN IT!
Evil-Kama-Sutra-Pink-Fuzzy-Underwear: HAHA! You do not even know who I am!
Irenicus: Who are you?
Evil-Kama-Sutra-Pink-Fuzzy-Underwear: I am….SIRIS, SUN GOD!
Irenicus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Evil-Kama-Sutra-Pink-Fuzzy-Underwear-That-Is-Really-Siris-Sun-God: It is the only way I could've gotten past you. By disguising myself as the Evil-Kama-Sutra-Pink-Fuzzy-Underwear.
Irenicus: No. You fail.
Siris, Sun God: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *goes away*
Zak: Well, that takes care of that, doesn't it.
Carbon-Based Biped: YAY! I CAN LEAVE NOW!!!
One more thing…..
Carbon-Based Biped: Dare I ask what?
**Suddenly, Misty, Sabrina, Chi-Chi, Ash and Brock appear hand begin to hug him**
Carbon-Based Biped: *howls insanely* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOO!
Trah: Sucker!
**Suddenly, Trah is wearing a red hat, a blue jacket with POKEMONPOKEMONPOKEMON labeled on the back, and dozens of Pokemon stuffed animals, toys, etc.**
Trah: GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
Ahhh….good times…..
**Cartman appears**
Cartman: Whoah, this is pretty fucked up right here.
**Irenicus hurls flaming bolts of {censored} at Cartman**
Cartman: Aaah! *bolts of {censoredness} strike him* God damn it! Don't shoot me!
Mewtwo: Ah, South Park. TIMMY!
Timmy: Timmy?
Mewtwo: TIMMY!
Timmy: TIMMY!
Mewtwo: TIMMY?!
Timmy: *nods vigorously* TIMMY!
Mewtwo: TIMMY!
Timmy: TIMMY!
Mewtwo: TIMMY!
Timmy: TIMMY!
Mewtwo: TIMMY!
Timmy: TIMMY!
Mewtwo: TIMM-
Owen: GOD DAMNIT! THAT'S ENOUGH! *shoots Timmy and Mewtwo*
Mewtwo & Timmy: *exchange confused glances*
Zak: Irenicus?
Irenicus: Yeah?
Zak: Why do you always do that?
Irenicus: What?
Zak: The five or six pages of the same words.
Irenicus: What's wrong with it?
Zak: Oh, nothing. Only that you do it every single chapter! IT'S ANNOYING!
Carbon-Based Biped: I like the cross better.
Irenicus: Whazza. What? I'm confused….
Stan: HOLY SHIT DUDE!
Cartman: Whoah! This is pretty fucked up right here.
Stan: HOLY SHIT DU- *Holy Sledgehammer of Almighty Socks smashes Stan into oblivion*
Carbon-Based Biped: It's not fair! Why am I {censored} and not them?!
Irenicus: Have you ever tried to {censor} South Park? Have you ever seen a PG rated South Park fic? Do you even want to think about a {censored} South Park?! *shudders*
Carbon-Based Biped: Good point. But still not fair.
HP Hood: What th- *disappears*
Carbon-Based Biped: Oh my God! That was my sister! AAAAAAAAAAAA- *gets hit by the Holy Sledgehammer of See Above Answer* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY, "SEE ABOVE ANSWER?!" IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Irenicus: Does any of this?
Carbon-Based Biped: Good point.
Zak: Sooooo….what do we do now?
Owen: Dunno.
Irenicus: I suppose that we have to wait…
Owen: For what?
Irenicus: Dunno.
Mewtwo: I've got a lovehly buncha concunuts, deedle dee dee. There they are a standing in a row…bum bum bum…
Cloud: Give 'em a twist, flick of the wrist….
Irenicus: Ah ha! A newcomer!
Cloud: What the hell are you talking about?
Irenicus: Entertain me!
Cloud: Uh….I can get Tifa to come over here, if you're that desperate…
Carbon-Based Biped: What the hell is she going to be able to do?
**Everyone stares at him with open mouths**
Zak: Uh…
Owen: Yeah…
Tai: Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Matt: Can you bring Tifa, like, now?
Cloud: No, she's busy.
Cartman: Doing what?
Cloud: Uh, she never really got over the Don Corneo incident…
All: OH GOD!!!
Cloud: No, I meant that she's kicking his ass right now.
All: OH GOD!!!
Cloud: You people are all freaks, you know that?
All: OH GOD!!!
Cloud: Shut up!
All: OH G- *Cloud unsheathes Buster Sword and chases them all around*
Tifa: Hi! I'm Tifa
**Everyone abruptly stops whatever their doing at begins to oggle at Tifa**
Tifa: What? *stretches*
Tai: *drooling* Aaah…. *pops one*
Matt: *drooling* Oooh…. *pops one*
Mewtwo: *drooling* Hmmm… *pops some popcorn into his mouth and continues watching Pokemon the First Movie*
Owen: *looks at Mewtwo* How….can you be watching something else?
Mewtwo: Simple. I'm the main attraction of this
Zak: So why are you drooling over yourself?
Mewtwo: I'm not. Mew is also in this
All: OH GOD!!!
Cloud: GOD DAMNIT!!! *unsheathes Buster Sword and cuts off Doug's head*
Doug's head: Isaac, yer gonna die! *disappears*
***
**In a hurried attempt to change the setting, Irenicus (along with Carbon-Based Biped and Trah) warp the reality of the fic for a short period to transport all characters herein to the Lost Woods in Hyrule. Once arrived…**
Carbon-Based Biped: Why the hell would I want to go to the Lost Woods?!
**In a hurried attempt to change the setting, Irenicus (along with a grudging Carbon-Based Biped and Trah) warp the reality of the fic for a short period to transport all characters herein to the Digital World**
Irenicus: No, no. That scares me…
**!!! In a hurried attempt to change the setting, Carbon-Based Biped (along with a very, very annoyed Irenicus and Trah) warp the reality of the fic for a short period to transport all characters herein to Baldur's Gate**
Doug's head: Damnit! You and your stupid Baldur's Gate crap!
**Joe walks up to Doug's head…**
Joe: Madre! *picks up Doug's head and begins to play kickball with Tifa*
Cloud: Hey! Lemme play! *jumps into the fray to be tackled by Doug's head. He gets a nice view up Tifa's skirt before he blacks out*
Zak: Ouch, that's gotta hurt…
Matt: But what a way to go…
Owen: Lucky bastard.
Cloud: *wakes up two seconds later* Mmmm….Tifa's…tasty… *falls back into a coma*
Tifa: Cloud? Are you all right?
**Zak, Matt and Owen are still bickering and grumbling about Cloud's luck**
Carbon-Based Biped: AIEE! PUTTY! *a wad of yellow putty flies past the screen*
Trah: Yippee!
Carbon-Based Biped: *singing* I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's calling my name! I hear ya now. I just can't stay inside all day, I gotta get out, get me some of those raaa-aaa-aays! Everyone is…I can't remember…I CAN'T REMEMBER *starts to sob* I can't remember how the song goes!
Mewtwo: Thank God…
Carbon-Based Biped: *smacks Mewtwo with his hand*
Mewtwo: *smacks Carbon-Based Biped with his tail*
Carbon-Based Biped: Cat fight! *Mewtwo and Carbon-Based Biped begin to kill each other*
Mewtwo: *smacks Carbon-Based Biped with his flatulence*
Carbon-Based Biped: GASP! WHEEZE! PANT PANT! Oh Gods! I can't breathe! DIIIIIIIIE! *smacks Mewtwo so hard he travels into the future*
Irenicus: OW! *gets smacked by putty* Vut de heow?! *has putty on his mouth in the shape of a smiley face*
Trah: Why the sudden obsession with putty?
Irenicus: *shrug*
Mewtwo: Interesting
Matt: What?
Mewtwo: I have citrus flavored earwax
Carbon-Based Biped: Wheeze! Pant! Cough cough! I'm going to kill you all! *smacks Mewtwo so hard that Mewtwo is knocked into the future*
Owen: But…but…
Davis: He's gone now…
Owen: No…Mewtwo…
Carbon-Based Biped: Getting sick of all those popups? Join millions, get Juno Platinum!
Trah: No! Juno sucks!
Irenicus: Hey! I use Juno!
Trah: But it sucks…
Irenicus: But it doesn't…
Carbon-Based Biped: But it's my mom…
Al: It's me!
Carbon-Based Biped: It's my mom!
Al: It's me!
Carbon-Based Biped: IT'S BUTTER!!!
Owen: YOU DID THIS!!!
Carbon-Based Biped: the butter?
Owen: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *tackles Carbon-Based Biped*
**As of now, Carbon-Based Biped is fighting me for the keyboard. We are now debating whether or not to put Carbon-Based Biped: EEK! *runs away* or Carbon-Based Biped: ARG!!! *kicks the crap out of Owen.* The keyboard is escaping my grasp…no…NO**
Trah: I HAVE A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM!!! *hurriedly types on my keyboard*
Carbon-Based Biped: EEK! *kicks the crap out of Matt*
Matt: What the Hell did I do?!
Irenicus: What the hell is wrong with you man?! *kicks the crap out of Matt* YOU DON'T CAPITALIZE THE LETTER "H" ON HELL!
Trah: You just did!
Irenicus: I WAS SHOUTING!!!
Carbon-Based Biped: You still are!
Irenicus: NO I'M NOT!
All: …
Irenicus: Oh, shut up!
Trah: But we didn't say anything…
Irenicus: I would call you an asshole, but that's just mean…
Doug's Head: Gah hawk gwak gwuaka!
Carbon-Based Biped: Kill it! Kill it now!
Doug's Head: Gaw hyuck bwuka yuk yuk!
Trah: THAT LAUGH IS SO ANNOYING!!!
Doug's Head: I choose picklocket!
Irenicus: Okay, you know what? *pulls out an H&K CAWS shotgun* DIE YOU IDIOT! *shoots Doug's Head*
Doug's Head: Sick of yer crap! *bites Irenicus*
Irenicus: AIEEE!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! *starts firing shots of in a vain attempt to remove the parasitic character*
Davis: *gets hit by one of the shells* I'm hit! I'm hit! MEDIC!!!
Rob Zombie: Dig through the ditches, burn through the witches, and slam in the back of my Dragula!!!
Cartman: Dude! *starts to break dance* Killin'!
Rob Zombie: Don't steal my dance man!
Cartman: Ain't yer dance, fuckhead!!!
Rob Zombie: Ack! I don't have to take that kinda crap, from you scrawny weaklings!
Cartman: THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Rob Zombie: *pulls out Potato Gun* DIE!!!! *starts shooting*
Trah: AIEE! *falls over*
Irenicus: GACK! *falls over*
Cloud: I'm hit!!! *falls over*
Carbon-Based Biped: Gods, people! It's just a potato pellet! *gets hit by an impact grenade*
Alex: OW! What the hell?! *she looks around* No! I hate Pokemon!!
Mewtwo: Say what?
Owen: Mewtwo!
Carbon-Based Biped: How the hell did you get here?
Mewtwo: Well, earlier, you blasted me into the future. I just popped in from the past at a random time
Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away in terror*
Joe: Hmmm…*looks to the right, then to the left* Heh heh heh… *chases after Alex*
Cloud: Oh my God! Do you have any idea what he is going to DO TO HER?! *draws Buster Sword and chases after Alex & Joe*
Tifa: Cloud! My God! Do you have any idea what he's going to DO TO HIM?! *races after Cloud*
Carbon-Based Biped: My God! Do you any idea what she's going to DO TO HIM?! Um…um…um…um…THE END!
The End ^_^\/
All: DAMN!
Carbon-Based Biped: Yeah! Take that, bitch!
Irenicus: The End?
Trah: Does this mean I can leave now?
Irenicus: Now I'm depressed…
Carbon-Based Biped: *shoots Irenicus* He's not depressed anymore, just dead!
Irenicus: *is dead*
Carbon-Based Biped: ...
Irenicus: *is still dead*
Carbon-Based Biped: …
Irenicus: *is deader then ever*
WHEN WILL THIS GODDAMN FIC END?!
Irenicus: It never ended. There's a sequel!
Trah: You mean…I still have to stay here?!
Irenicus: Yep. Ain't it great?
*Carbon-Based Biped and Trah look at each other and nod. They move threateningly towards Irenicus as the curtain falls*
In short…to be continued…