HELLO, GOOD SIR! THE PUPPET, HERE!
Wait, what?
No, I do not want to take none of your shit, Goldie!
...
Fuck you.
I'm going to hang up now...
Alright, chaps. People loved my story-telling. It's not even Christmas anymore. Why am I even here?
Prizzzzeeeee CORNER!
Oh, wow! It's actually going to be a NORMAL chapter for once.
Come little children...
I'll take thee away...
Into a land of enchantment...
Come little children...
The time's come to pla-
"YOU'RE A DIIIICK!"
Oh, shit.
FUCK YOU, BONNIE! LET ME SING! SIIIINGINIIIIINGGGGG TIIIIIMEEEEE!
NO! NUUUUU!
:3
Go away, Bonnie.
"Okay."
...
I'm bored. Much bored. So wow.
Lol...
Is that what the youth of these days say today?
LOL! L-O-L! L to the O to the L! L! O! L!
Okay, that's boring now...
Hey, what's this thing? What's the point of this thing? It looks like a metal banana...
"Hello? Uh... Hello, hello?"
Great, the metal banana is talking now.
"I wanted to record a message for you... to get you settle-"
Shut up, metal banana!
CCRRRRUUNCH!
Well, I'm happy now. FUCK YOU, METAL BANANA!
It's not even Christmas, anymore. I don't even know why I'm here. I don't even know why I bothered to keep this fanfiction going.
I think it was the joy and happiness I brought to peoples faces... *sniff*... it was so beautiful...
I didn't bring any joy and happiness. Ah! THERE'S a gay Bonnie!
"Wot?"
HEY! LOOK AT IT! HAHAHA! It has so much make up on! HAHA! Fucking Toy Bonnie. You are the most gay rabbit I've ever seen in my entire LIFE!
"Shut the fuck up, Puppet!"
NO! :D
...
Toy Freddy looks gay too. Mangle looks gay as well...
Oh... my... god...
It's Chica...
IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
I'M FUCKING CRYING!
YEEEEEESSSS!
THANK YOU, SCOTT! THANK YOU, SO MUCH!
*the staring is intensifying*
Alright, that's boring.
Ah, well. I still got these hot pockets.
EUGH! THESE AREN'T HOT POCKETS! THESE ARE... COLD POCKETS!
Wait. These are Jeremy's hot pockets. How long ago did I kill him...? Long ago... 10 YEARS AGO!
OH, MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
What the fuck is going on?
This is the most random piece of shit I've ever read.
PUPPET REACTS TO:
SOME FANFICTION. Wot?
THIS EPISODE:
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
Wait, what? Why did I appear in this random room? Who the fuck are you bastards? WHY AM I HERE!?
*laptop turns on*
What is this...
Oh... my god. It's a Boxy fan fiction...
So... awesome! I HAVE TO READ! NOW!
*ten minutes later*
That was the most gay thing I've ever seen in my entire life! But it was so BRILLIANT! Y'know why? Because I'm glad I will never see that, in real life. Even if Bonnie's a girl in this fan fiction... I don't care. Wait, is this a Mike x Foxy one...?
*ten minutes again*
OH MY GOD! WHAT! WHAT IS THIS!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
I'm going to cry... *vomits*
Oh, my god... *vomits again*
BLUEGHHHHHHHHHH! BLUEGHHHHH!
IT'S SO DISGUSTING! AGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHH!
Someone kill me...
Bluegh. Disgusting. I hate gay peo- (I'm bisexual. I do not hate gay people. Don't scream at me. Scream at Puppet.)
"Don't be homophobic, Puppet."
FUCK YOU BONNIE!
"Fuck you, too!"
Hey, Bonnie. I read a Boxy fan fic-
"Stop there. Never say anything about that, ever again. Nope. So much nope."
HA! I NOW KNOW HOW TO BLACKMAIL THAT PURPLE RABBIT! MEHEHEHEHEHEH!
*evil laugh intensifies*
*COUGH COUGH*
Ugh... evil laughs are hard. :'(
Now it's time to go and be a pervert...
*one day of being a pervert, later*
I saw some pretty disturbing stuff, today...
Eheheh...
Oh, shit...
Time to go and kill BB!
FUCK YOU, BB!
Hello, good sir. Could you tell me your name?
"My name... is Edward... EDWARD KENWAYYYYYYY!"
KILL BB FOR ME, EDWARD KENWAY!
"YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS"
LET US GO, GOOD SIR! LET US GO AND KILL MEN, TOGETHER!
"YÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀĀÅÃÆÄÂÁÀŚŠŚŠŚŠ!"
What were all those symbols fo-
PUPPET REACTS TO:
VIDEO GAMES, I THINK!
THIS EPISODE:
SOME RANDOM SHIT!
Oh, fuck. I'm back in this room... with you fuckers.
LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP KIDNAPPING ME AND PUTTING ME IN THIS ROOM AND HOLDING ME FOR RANSOM! NUUUUUUU!
"I just want them to be beautiful! But they always turn out wrong! D':"
Wtf?
"What's this? An intruder?"
Nope. I'm just your friendly household neighbour. Lookin' for some sugar. Y'got sugar?
"He's ugly!"
What the fuck did you say about me? UWOTM80? 1V1MEDUSTBOWLM890! ILL360NOCOPYEM80!
"UGLY! UGGGLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
AHHH! HE'S SHOOTING ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*ded. Not pig soup rice*
Fuck me. Fuck this game.
Wot.
0.o
Five Nights at Fuckboys? Nah, m8. Fuck this. GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8! DON'T MEAN TO SEEM IR8 M8, BUT WE SHOULD REALLY CONVERS8, DON'T H8!
Fuck this game.
*leaves*
So. I don't even know what this fan fiction is anymore...
Fuck you, Bonnie...
Wait, that reminds me!
EDWARD KENWAY! COME HERE!
"Yes, mah killin' bro?"
DID YOU KILL BB!?
"I thought I'd put that off so we could both kill him."
I like the way you think, good sir! LET US GO AND KILL MEN!
*ten minutes later*
Here we are... the game room.
THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
DIE, BB!
"NOOOO! D: NOT MY BALLOONS! NOT MY-"
POP! GOES THE BALLOONS!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!? HOW!? WHYYYYYY!?"
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW DIE, BB!
*ded. not pig soup rice*
Wait a second... I died? WHY!?
"I died too!"
GADDAMMIT, EDWARD KENWAY! YOU HAD ONE JOB! ONNNEEEE JOBBBBB!
"I'm sorry man!"
*DESYNCHRONISED*
Oh shit. He just died in front of me...
Well..
We failed to kill BB, because he has supernatural fan fiction powers. I ded and in hell now.
Heh...
What a great day!
Fuck me...
I'm going to play some DayZ!
"Остановите прямо там!"
The Russians have already got me...