Here is where the fun begins.
Gumball and Darwin were bored out of their mind in the living room, watching whatever was on.
"I'm so bored." Darwin said.
"Hm, what do you think those new kids are doing?" Gumball asked.
"I don't know, but I'm still wondering why I haven't heard of Laless before." Darwin said.
"Well they seem like nice friends. I say we go and hang out with them." Gumball said.
The phone rang as soon as Gumball finished his sentence.
Gumball went and picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey Gumball, it's Max, and you won't believe what I found in my backyard!" He said.
"Um, hiya Max. what did you find?" Gumball asked.
"Well, I pulled it out of my backyard yesterday. It's apparently a board game called Dodj or Daar advanced. I already got Linda, Ryan, and Crystal playing, and I thought you might want to check it out." Max said.
Gumball had a face of deep shock and worry.
"Um, yeah, me and Darwin will be there. Gottagobye!" Gumball said as he hung up the phone very quick.
"What happened?" Darwin asked.
"Dude, they found Dodj and Daar advanced!" Gumball said.
"What, we have to help them!" Darwin said.
"Why, we already went through Dodj or Daar barely making it out alive. The advanced version will surely kill us!" Gumball said.
"We have to. Or else they will be dead before they even attend school!" Darwin said.
"Do we have too?" Gumball asked.
Darwin gave him a puppy eyed look. Gumball ignored it at first, but soon, it became too much.
"OK Fine! If we die, it's your fault." He said.
-10 minutes later-
Linda, Max, Crystal, and Ryan were sitting around a coffee table that had the game on it.
"They're coming, right?" Ryan asked.
"Yeah, they should be here any second." Max said.
The doorbell rung.
Max flew upstairs to see the feline and fish.
"Hey guys, how you doing? We got the game downstairs." He said.
"That's great." Gumball said, trying to smile regularly.
Max led them downstairs as Gumball and Darwin saw their homemade monster.
"Hey guys, we waited for you guys to come before doing anything." Ryan said.
"Look, please tell me nobody rolled yet." Gumball said.
"I did." Crystal said.
"Great, now you have unleashed the monster!" Darwin said.
"What, what are you talking about?" Linda asked.
"Look, let me explain. It all happened a couple of weeks ago…" Gumball began.
-5 minutes later-
"and we barely survived. So now that you rolled, we have to go through the same thing again." He finished.
"You really expect us to believe that?" Ryan asked.
"I do." Max said.
"What? Why would you believe something that's so absurd?" Crystal asked.
"Think about it. Remember that time when everything acted so weird. It was like physics just changed. There was no gravity, and everybody kept changing to different things." Max said.
"That is true." Linda said.
"See, anything can happen. I'm telling you the truth. Please!" Gumball said.
"Well, if that's true, then why did you guys make an advanced version?" Crystal asked.
"Well, that was a time that me and Gumball wish to forget. After we found out the effects of the game, we thought it was more fun than dangerous since we weren't harmed by it at that time. So we decided to make an advanced version that would defy the laws of physics even more. It contains many more crazy dodges than ever. And very unimaginable dares. After we found out how evil it was, we hid the original and launched the advanced one away with a catapult. That was long ago. So it must have been buried underneath some soil in your backyard." Darwin said.
"Wow, wait where did you get a catapult?" Ryan asked.
"It was made by a little robot friend of ours, but that's not the point. Right now, we have to finish this game." Gumball said.
"But all we did was roll the dice, can't we just put it away?" Max asked.
"No, because for some reason, in the advanced version, the universe won't let you unless a dare card allows you too" Darwin said.
"That's just ridiculous, if you need me, I'll be in my room." Linda said.
The little blue ghost phased through the door. She reappeared coming through the bathroom door in the room.
"Wait, what?" She asked, all confused.
"Let me demonstrate." Gumball said. He walked up to the door, opened it, and went out the room. He also came out of the bathroom.
"So your saying we are stuck in here until we finish the game?" Crystal asked.
"Exactly." Gumball said.
"Well it shouldn't be that hard to finish a board game. Look, I'll go first." Crystal said.
The already rolled dice was a 6. She took a dare card.
"Dodge." She said.
"What, already?" Ryan asked.
"Unless you want to see me drink a mud and worm smoothie, I will go with the dodge." Crystal said.
She took a dodge.
"You will now talk in doubles. What does that mean? What does that mean?" Crystal said before covering her mouth.
"Did I just speak twice? Did I just speak twice?" She asked before covering her mouth again.
"See! Now do you believe me? We have to make it through this game as fast as possible." Gumball said.
Crystal nodded before moving here piece 3 spaces forward.
"How was I supposed to know this was a game of evil?" Max said.
"Look, we just have to deal with this now, who's next?" Darwin asked.
"I'll go." Ryan said. He rolled the dice and got a 12. He picked up a dare card.
"This seems easy." He said.
-2 minutes later-
Ryan had 3 spitballs in his mouth, and was trying to spit them to knock down three paper cups.
He was able to knock them all down. He moved his piece 12 spaces forward and was 1/4 away from the end.
"See, that wasn't so hard." Ryan said.
"I guess I'm next." Linda said.
She rolled the dice and got a 7. She picked up a dare card.
"Um, I don't think I want to sing a 20 line song about an alien named bob." Linda said.
She decided to take a dodge.
"You will no longer be able to use the letter 'a'. How h_rd c_n th_t be?" Linda asked as she moved her piece 3 spaces forward.
"Um gumball, these dodges don't seem all that serious." Ryan said.
"Trust me, it gets worse!" Gumball said.
"Well, I'm up." Max said.
He rolled the two dice and got a mere 4.
He picked up a dare.
"Hm, what happens if you don't have a body to do the task?" The red ghost asked.
"Hm, never thought about that before. I guess your going to have to take a dodge." Gumball said.
"Well, that's cheap, but oh well." Max said as he moved his piece 2 spaces.
He put down the card and took a dodge.
"Every time someone says the word 'and', you will feel like you have been punched in the face. Will I even be able to feel that?" Max asked.
"I'm not sure, but I guess we should all just not say the word and." Darwin said.
Max's head moved in a motion as if he actually was punched in the face, showing his face full of pain.
"OWWW, so that's how pain feels like!" Max said.
"Did it actually hurt? Did it actually hurt?" Crystal asked, somewhat annoyed by her double talk.
"Yeah, it really did. Alright, I have to admit, this game can be evil." Max said, still in slight pain.
"Well, at least you have us to guide you. Besides, the creators of this game should know all about it. Which is why we will show you that we can take on any dare!" Gumball said as he rolled the dice.
It was a 6. He took a dare card.
"Hm, I don't remember us making this card." He said.
"Wh_t's the m_tter. I thought you s_id th_t you could t_ke on _ny dare?" Linda asked.
"I can hardly understand you, but of course I can do any dare. Eh, just not this one." Gumball said.
Darwin snatched the card out of Gumball's hand and read it aloud.
"Do a split for a whole minute." He said.
Everyone looked at Gumball.
"Well? Well?" Crystal asked.
"Eh… ok." Gumball said.
He proceeded to stand with his legs spread apart. He then slowly made his way downward, his legs spreading farther, until he stopped.
"It hurts too much!" Gumball said as his eyes began to tear.
He fell face forward, unable to do the dare.
"Just take the dodge." Ryan said.
Gumball, defeated, picked up a dodge card as he moved his piece 3 spaces forward.
"The laws of gravity no longer apply to you." He read.
Suddenly, he began to float up into the air, no being able to control himself at the moment.
"Woah, this is very weird." He said as he flew around.
"Um should we do anything?" Darwin asked.
"No, just keep playing the game until we can finish it!" Gumball said, helplessly floating all over the place.
"Alright then." Darwin said.
He rolled a 12, picking up a dare.
"Pick somebody from the people playing, and inherit their dodge." He read.
"OWW, oh it hurts a lot!" Max said, holding his face.
"Sorry. This doesn't seem hard. I guess I'll take Linda's." Darwin said.
"Ok, but how do you get my dodge?" She asked.
"You just have to give me your card." Darwin said.
"Ok then." She said as she passed the card to Darwin.
"There, now I c_n't use the letter _." Darwin said.
"Finally, I was starting to get annoyed." Linda said.
"At least you don't speak in doubles. At least you don't speak in doubles." Crystal said.
Darwin moved his piece 12 spaces forward.
"So far, Ryan and Darwin are the closest to beating the game. They have about 36 spaces left to go." Gumball said, still floating aimlessly around.
"You know, I'm starting to wonder why I even came over here today. You know, I'm starting to wonder why I even came over here today. UGH this is so annoying! UGH this is so annoying!" Crystal said.
She then took the dice and rolled it.
-Nearly 20 minutes later-
The groups had suffered many humiliations and injury. With some dares being done, some dodges were taken away and replaced or switched. Now, after all that has happened, Gumball is now on the ground, however his force of gravity became too much and he is completely on the floor, unable to move any part of his body because of the great incredible force. Darwin had a couple of bruises and now his face seemed to be upside down. His mouth was on his forehead and his eyes were where his mouth originally was. Crystal still spoke in doubles, but now she spoke in Spanish. Ryan was also somewhat bruised, but his head had grown double the size. He was basically a bobble head. Linda was now blind. Max would still feel pain when anyone said the word 'and', but he also couldn't speak no more.
However, Ryan, Linda, and Gumball were 3 spaces away from winning.
It was Crystal's turn.
"Gracias a Dios, su casi terminado! Gracias a Dios, su casi terminado!" She said, nobody understanding her. She rolled a 2. She picked up a dare.
"Habla en español. Habla en español. Yo ya estoy haciendo eso, así que creo que voy a seguir adelante. Yo ya estoy haciendo eso, así que creo que voy a seguir adelante." She said. She moved her piece 2 spaces forward.
Ryan, who had his head bobbing everywhere, rolled the dice and got a 2, much too everyone's discomfort.
"So close!" He said as he read the dare.
"What? I'm not going to throw soda at my own mother!" He said.
He took a dodge.
"Switch bodies with the player to your right." He read.
There was a quick flash, and nothing seemed to happen at first.
"So, did anything happen?" Ryan said in Linda's body.
"Well, the card worked." Darwin said, still awkward at talking and seeing with his face configuration.
"What did the card do?" Linda in Ryan's body said. However, it seemed that the dodges went with the player regardless, causing Linda in Ryan's body to still be blind. Also, Ryan in Linda's body's head seemed to become double the size.
"Nothing, just roll a 3, and this should all end!" Gumball said, trying to muster the words since even his jaw was basically glued to the floor.
"I'm blind, and I feel weird. Why do I feel like I have claws?" Linda in Ryan's body said.
"MMM!" Max grunted in pain since he couldn't speak.
"And wait, how can I switch bodies with somebody who doesn't have a body?" Ryan in Linda's body asked.
"HHMMMMM!" Max grunted again.
"Someone hand me the dice!" Linda in Ryan's body said.
Crystal handed her the dice as she blindly rolled it. This time she got a 4.
"Otra vez no! Otra vez no!" Crystal said.
"What?" Linda asked in Ryan's body, still blind.
"Nothing, look, just take the dodge since you can't see." Darwin said as he took the dodge card for Linda and moved her piece 2 spaces forward.
"You will forget all of your friends and relatives names." Darwin read for Linda.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Max grunted in sheer pain.
"Really? How could I forget the name of my own brother. It's obvious his name is… um…" Linda in Ryan's body attempted to say.
"Max, just go." Ryan in Linda's body said.
Max, still in some kind of pain, took the dice and rolled it to get a 5, not really helping at all since he was far from the finish.
Max took a dare and gave it to Ryan in Linda's body to read.
"Punch all of the other players 5 times and don't get hit." He said.
Max out the card away and took the dodge, obviously not wanting to be hurt anymore.
He handed it back to Ryan in Linda's body.
"Lose all of your previous dodge affects." He read.
With that being said, Max finally spoke.
"Oh my god, that was so painful!" He said.
"Please be a 3. Please be a 3!" Gumball said as he gave Max the dice to roll.
He rolled the dice, and to everyone's satisfaction, it was a 3.
"Sí, ¡Por fin! Sí, ¡Por fin!" Crystal yelled.
"Wait, it's not over yet, Gumball has to do the dare. Or else he can only go half of those spaces."
"Come on whatsyourface, finish this!" Linda said in Ryan's body, still blind.
Darwin gave Gumball a dare card.
"Perform a back flip into a wall and repeat 3 times over." He read.
"I'm sorry, but I can't do this. I can't even get up!" Gumball said.
"You have to!" Max said.
"How? I'm literally glued to the floor." Gumball said.
He picked up a dodge card and read it.
"Everyone will be 5 spaces from the finish." He read.
The pieces moved 5 spaces away from the end.
"That could of helped a lot earlier!" Darwin said.
Darwin took the dice and rolled it awkwardly, since his eyes were in a different area. He rolled a 3.
He took a dare.
"Nope. Too humiliating." He said as he put the card back, taking a dodge.
"Everyone will flash out of existence one by one every 30 seconds." Darwin read.
All of a sudden, he disappeared.
"¿Qué ha pasado? ¿Qué ha pasado?" Crystal asked.
"What happened to Darwin?" Ryan in Linda's body asked.
"The card said someone will disappear every minute. This game has to end. Crystal roll!" Gumball said, still stuck on the ground.
"Tenga a 5! Tenga a 5!" Crystal said.
She threw the dice. She got a 5, and took a dare card.
She handed it to Gumball, since nobody would understand her.
"Set your hand on fire for 30 seconds." He read aloud.
"¿Qué!? ¿Qué!?" Crystal asked.
All of a sudden, Ryan in Linda's body, vanished.
"Oh my god, Crystal, you have to do it!" Max said. He flew through the door to the garage, which apparently the game allowed, and came back with a lighter.
"No! No!" Crystal said.
"Please do it, whatever your name is! You have to!" Linda in Ryan's body said.
Crystal, with a face of deep worry, took the lighter. She hesitated for a second, before turning on the lighter.
She hovered the flame over her icy hand, already feeling the heat.
"Come on Crystal, it's our only…" Gumball began.
He then disappeared.
"Come on Crystal, you have to!" Max said.
Crystal then brought the flame down on here hand, causing it to sprout fire. It hurt a lot. She had a face of deep pain as she tried to hold back the tears.
"Come on, 20 more seconds!" Max said.
Crystal held in her tears as Linda in Ryan's body, disappeared.
"Don't worry! Just focus." Max said.
Linda kept eye contact with Max for the remaining 10 seconds.
Once the 10 seconds were up, she flapped her hand up and down, making the flame disappear.
"You did it! Just the move the piece, and…"
Max vanished.
Crystal, all by herself now, grabbed her piece and moved it on the last space. She had succeeded, only now, she didn't know what would happen.
The game grew a bright white light. It nearly blinded Crystal as it grew brighter and brighter. It then covered up the whole room.
5 seconds later, Crystal, along with the rest of her friends, awoke, lying down on the grass in front of Max's house.
Crystal sat upright as she noticed them. They all looked at her in surprise and happiness.
"You did it! The game is over!" Gumball said, sitting up and feeling happy to be able to move again.
"Oh my god, I think my life is forever changed." She said, putting her hand on her head.
"Wow, I never expected anything like that to happen ever in my life." Linda said finally being able to see.
"I can't believe you guys created that evil monstrosity!" Ryan said, also sitting up, feeling his head to make sure it was normal size.
"Wait, where is it?" Darwin asked.
"I don't know, but as long as nobody finds it, nothing will ever happen like that ever again." Gumball said.
"I'm guessing that that whole experience means we are friends now right?" Crystal asked.
"Why not?" Darwin asked.
"Well I can't believe I'm friends with two creators of a demon." Max said.
They all gave a slight laugh.
"Are we now supposed to walk off as if none of this ever happened?" Ryan asked.
"I guess so." Gumball said.
"I still feel like I will have a different outlook on the world." Crystal said. Her mother came right out of Crystal's house and saw her. She made a B-line right towards her as the six of them took notice of her.
"Young Lady, where have you been?!" She asked.
"If I were to tell you Mom, you wouldn't believe me!" Crystal said.
-That night-
Ryan lay in bed as he stood awake, somewhat traumatized at the event that happened that day. He didn't know if he could look at life the same way again.
He just couldn't believe that he went though what seemed to be a homemade version of evil.
However, he had more important matters to think about.
His first day at a new school.
TOOK FOREVER to write this one, but it was well worth it.
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