Hi guys! Sorry for the wit to update, but I've had schoolwork that's been dragging me down. I'll attempt to update this weekly, usually on Friday or Saturday nights, EST.
Remember, the truths and dares you submit can only be about the CLASSIC SERIES!!!!
Jenna: Welcome to Round 2 of Truth or Dare: Mega Man Edition. I hope you, the readers are all excited to have your truths and dares for the Mega Man cast answered and done. (Looks to the Light robots and Bass) So, are you guys ready to get started?
Bass: (mumbling) Whatever.
Mega Man: (looking nervous) Yea, let's get this thing started!
Roll: Okay.
Jenna: Good enough for me! Our first submission of the evening comes from ChaoCream, who returns with more dares for Mega and his pals… and some of his enemies (Looks to Dr. Wily and Bass). Anyway, ChaoCream writes:
Wow! OK let's see...
Megaman- Paint yourself red (I always wondered what would happen if you were red instead of blue...)
Roll- Go look up your "Counterparts" (Such as and Roll Casket.) and decide if they are worthy to be called your counterparts.
Dr. Wily- I have never felt so happy to be hated. ^.^ Anyway... I dare you to do the Caramelldansen with the music!
Bass- Go watch Megaman Starforce and Battle Network and decide which one makes more sense. I still think they are both weird...
Jenna: Okay Mega, let's start with your dare! (Jenna snaps her fingers and a paintbrush and a can of red paint appear. Mega Man paints his body, careful not to get paint in his face.) So Mega, how do you feel?
Mega Man: It's strange to tell you the truth. I think I like my blue suit better.
Bass: (Laughing so hard, he falls down) Oh man, this is amazing! Mega, red is definitely NOT your color!
(Mega Man glares at Bass)
Mega Man: Jenna, can you get this paint off of me? (Jenna snaps her finger again and Mega's blue armor is restored) Thank you.
Jenna: Roll, you're up! Here, (snaps her fingers and a computer appears) look them up on the Mega Man Wiki.
Roll: Roll EXE is pretty. But why is her outfit pink? Shouldn't it be red to match my red dress? And why is she older than me?
Jenna: That's what we call fan service my friend.
Roll: What's that?
Jenna: You'll learn when you're older my friend. (Pats Roll on the shoulder)
Roll: But yea, I'll consider her a worthy counterpart. Let's see Roll Caskett. (Roll brings up the page of Roll Caskett.) Hmm, she looks like if Dr. Light designed me more as a teenager. But, as long as I'm still working for the good side, than she's worthy of a counterpart to me!
Jenna: God Roll, you're adorable! Anyway, Dr. Wily, it's time to dance!
Dr. Wily: I still hate you, ChaoCream.
Jenna: Just shut up and do your dare. (Snaps her fingers and music starts)
Do, do doo... Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med (Vara med) So ror pa era fotter Oa-oa-a O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa Det blir en sensation over alt forstås Så ror pa era fötter Så kom och Dansa med oss O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa Så kom och Dansa med oss
Yeah-eah-eah, yeah
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Kom igen
Hvem som helst kan vara med
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era hofter
O-la-la-la...
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta nagrå steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-oa-oa-a...
Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss
Kom igen
Nu tar vi stegen omigen
Oa-oa...
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gor som vi
Til denna melodi
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta negra steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-oa-oa-a...
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
CarameldDansen
Dr. Wily: Ow, my back! It feels like I was using the Dance Dance Revolution machine I put in the robot's den. That's so tiring! In y day, dancing was sweet and light and smooth, not a stinkin' endurance test! But, it does have a catchy beat I will admit. (Starts humming the song and moving to the song, though less harsh than before)
(Everyone chuckles)
Jenna: Okay Dr. Wily, good job. So, Bass, what do you think is weirder, Mega Man Starforce or Mega Man Battle Network?
Bass: That's easy, Starforce, no doubt.
Jenna: Any particular reason for the choice?
Bass: Simple. I'm not in there. The world would have to be BONKERS if it thinks that anyone but me is going to take down Mega Man. I mean, even though I look like a complete freak in Battle Network, at least I'm there, beating the blue pipsqueak to a pulp as always. But then again, both series are very strange. Why would anybody want to keep remaking the same freakin' robot over and over again? Isn't one of him more than enough as is?
(Mega Man glares at Bass)
Jenna: Good! Now, our next submissions come from another returning submitter, lalalei. Let's see what she has planned for the Mega Man crew this time 'round! She writes:
XD That was awesome. people seen to enjoy making Dr. Wily suffer. XP
Dr. Wily, I dare you to admit that Drs. Light and Cossack make better robots than you.
And Tango, I have a truth for you. Have you ever thought about eating Beat the robo-bird? Since you're a cat and all.
Dr. Wily: No! I refuse! Not if my life depended on it! (Tries to walk out, but a wall of fire appears, mere inches from the doctor's face) Oh fine. (sighs)
(Dr. Light and Cossack lean in towards the evil doctor)
Wily: Dr. Light, Dr. Cossack. (Struggles to get the words out) You…make…better robots… than…me. (sighs) That was torture. Lalalei, I will have my revenge on you. I will send my robot masters to your house and destroy you for that. I SWEAR! As soon as I'm done with this, I'm coming for you!
Jenna: Sure you will Dr. Wily. Tango, you have a truth! So, have you ever had any thoughts about making lunch out of Beat? Let's let Dr. Light answer this for us since he created Tango, and cats can't talk!
Dr. Light: Of course not. Tango is a robot. He was built to only digest oil or other energy sources, not metal.
(Tango eyes Beat. He goes into what appears to be an attack position.)
Tango: MEEEEOOOOWWWW! (Before Tango can touch him, Beat flies away.)
Jenna: (Looks to Light) I guess you don't know as much about your robot cat as you think. Thank you lalalei for your submissions! Finally, we have some dares and truths submitted by VG-Classics-Fan. VG-Classics-Fan writes:
Dares: Truths:
Megaman 4 Robot Masters, Cossack: Do a Russian Dance!
Pirateman & his Buccaneer-bots: Sing 'You Are A Pirate' Song from the 'Lazy Town Show'
Protoman: Do a 'FALCON PUNCH'
Bass: Mimic Shadow The Hedgehog.
Burnerman: Stay in a jungle for as long as you can without burning it.
Sheepman: Does the others make fun of you for being a fluffy sheep? And if they do, what is your usual response? (P.S: I think you'd make a nice pillow if it weren't for you electric shocks.)
Woodman: Do you share a strong brotherly bond with Shadowman? Because you seemed very upset when Megaman destroyed him in 'Super Adventure Rockman'
Megaman: Were you disappointed when Nintendo didn't choose you as a Smash Fighter in 'Super Smash Brother: Brawl'
Mega Man: What's with these people and dancing? First Proto Man. Then Wily. Well, it sounds like fun. What do you say Dr. Cossack?
Dr. Cossack: Let's dance! Ring Man, Pharaoh Man, Dust Man, Dive Man get up here! Let's dance like they do back in home country!
(The 5 robots and Cossack dance Russian style to a Tetris remix. Tetris is epic)
Kalinka: (After they finish) Great job dad. You boys were amazing.
Jenna: Pirate Man, assemble your crew. Ye be heading on a quest. A quest for song. Hit it!
Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, (spoken)You are a pirate! We've got us a map, (a map!) We'll dig up the box, (the box!) (changes to electronic euro-pop crap music) (girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. (spoken)Weigh anchooor! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Hahaha! (Yay!) We're sailing away (set sail!), (girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. Laaaand ho! Yar har, fiddle di dee, (spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads, (singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below, (spoken)Hahahahaa!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ''cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Wherever you go!
You are a pirate!
You're a pirate!
Jenna: Good job my buckos! Okay, Proto Man, now it's time to make like Captain Falcon and PAUNCH!
Proto Man: How in the world do you Falcon Punch?
Jenna: Easy, you gather all of the energy in your arm and hand and release it in one punch of complete epicness while saying at the top of your lungs, "FALCON PAUNCH!"
Proto Man: Fine.
(Proto Man pulls his arm back, collects all the energy and power it contains, then releases it)
Proto Man: FALCON PAUNCH!!!!!
(Jenna momentarily faints from the epicness of the situation.)
Jenna: So…amazing. That… was art. Bass, imitate everyone's favorite emo hedgehog!
Bass: So, you want me to imitate Proto Man if he was turned into a hedgehog?
(Proto Man glares daggers at Bass)
Bass: Okay. Jeez, don't get so worked up. It was only a joke.
(Bass coughs, clearing his throat)
Bass: (talking in a deep voice) I'm going to destroy the world and annoy a stupid blue hedgehog because I can't get over a girl who died, like 50 years ago at the hands of some stupid humans. I use high tech weapons and motorcycles, even though I have freakin' super powers and can run at super sonic speed!
Jenna: I take that you're not a big fan of the Sonic series, Bass?
Bass: You'd be correct.
Jenna: Oh well. Burner Man, OFF TO THE JUNGLE!
(5 minutes later)
Burner Man: All of it… it all just burnt to the ground.
Jenna: Okay. Now let's get off to some truths! Sheep Man, you're up first!
Sheep Man: Well, I'm usually made fun of for being the new robot than for being a sheep. When they do make fun of me, I just figure that compared to some of Wily's other robots (*cough Plant and Hard Man cough*), I'm pretty normal. I'm one for turning the other cheek. And actually, some robot masters have used me for a pillow. I don't really mind it, but if Crash Man doesn't stop cuddling me when he uses me as a pillow, then there's gonna be problems!
(Everyone looks suspiciously towards Crash Man)
Jenna: Scandalous! Thank you Sheep Man! Wood Man, come on down! So, what are your feelings towards Shadow Man?
Wood Man: Well, us Wily 'bots share a bond when living together in Wily's lab. Since Shadow Man's creation, he's been like a little brother to me. A very painful brother, but a brother nonetheless. We'd spend lots of time training together, trying to make Dr. Wily proud. So when Mega Man hurt Shadow Man, I did feel sour to say the least. Think about it. If someone hurt your brother, chances are you'd be angry with them. Thankfully, Dr. Wily was actually able to repair him.
Shadow Man: Wood, you rock! You're the best bro I could ask for!
(All girls awww)
Jenna: (teary eyed) Okay, let's move on. Mega Man, you have the final truth of the night! So, what's your deal with Smash Bros.?
Mega Man: Well, I did really want t be in the game. It would have been great practice for Mega Man 9 and I would get to see my old buddies Mario, Link, DK, and Kirby again. Plus, I really want to fight Sonic the Hedgehog and Snake. When I learned that Capcom didn't ask Nintendo to put me in, I was steamed at Capcom, so much so that I almost quit doing Mega Man 9. After I cooled down a bit though, I forgave them. But, alas I'll have to wait until the next game where hopefully, I'll be invited. I have so many fresh ideas for stages, music, alternate costumes.
Jenna: That's all the time we have for tonight! Remember to send in those truths and dares! See you all next time!