A/N: oh goodness. Thanks for all the reviews. I drowned in the love hahaha just kidding. SO….Yeah, this is pretty cliché, but hey, its always funny. Not to mention awkward. :P

Silence. That annoying, uncomfortable moment of silence. The elevator, still cloaked in the dark, was surrounded by silence. Everyone fidgeted and waited for someone else to break the silence. When no one did, everyone uttered a collective sigh.

"Well, this officially sucks." A voice said into the dark. Addison recognized it right away, she just refused to say anything. At least, that's what she told herself. To keep quiet. That is, until Mark spoke.

"Shut up, Karev," he retorted.

"Do you take pleasure in bugging Alex, Sloan?" Addison immediately clapped her hand to her mouth, realizing what she had said. She was glad the lights were off, so no one could see her bright red face. She felt someone on her right, Callie, take her arm and give it a squeeze, just so Addison would know that she hadn't missed her slip up. No one dared to speak up about it….until…

"Did you just call Karev Alex? And since when do you call Mark Sloan? I am so damn confused." Miranda asked. Addison groaned inwardly.

"This is why we love you, Bailey," Derek said. "OUCH! Who threw their shoe at me?! Addison?"

Addison, who was trying not to laugh, spoke up. "Don't even look at me, is that a rubber shoe? Cause if it isn't, it isn't mine. And I would only throw a stiletto at you anyway. These are the only comfortable shoes I have."

Derek groaned. "Whoever it was got me in the head with a heavy ass shoe." Addison could almost see him rubbing his head and wincing. The lights flickered on and the floor shook. Everyone looked around to see who had a shoe missing. Addison looked down. Alex, who was standing next to her, only had one shoe on. The other foot had a sock. A pink sock.

"Are you wearing a pink sock?" George asked, grinning.

"Grin all you want, Bambi," Alex snapped. "This is your sock."

Everyone tittered, and George looked at the floor. Christina let out a cackle. Everyone looked at her. It was the first time they had seen her crack a smile since her almost wedding went down the tubes.

"What? Picking on George always makes me laugh."

"HEY! Focus. We need to get out of here," Lexi said. Everyone in the elevator looked at her oddly. "What?"

"I like this girl," Bailey said. "All you attendings and new residents, I know you carry cell phones around, so whip em out and call the Chief."

Addison, Izzie, George, Callie, and Alex all pulled out cell phones. Callie connected with the Chief first.

"Yeah, Chief? This is Dr. Torres. Yeah, me, Mark, Derek, Miranda, Addison and Alex and a few others are stuck in the elevator. Ok. Call us back."

She hung up the phone and Christina looked at her funny. "Did anyone else notice that she lumped Dr. Montgomery and Alex together?"

"Don't make me throw the other shoe, Yang," Alex warned. Addison smiled at the floor.

"This is probably the weirdest elevator full of people I've ever met," Lexi mused from her corner.

"Who is this girl?" Mark asked.

"I'm a new intern. I've already had the pleasure of meeting Dr. Shepherd," Lexi smiled in Derek's direction.

Addison cocked her head to the side. "What's your name again?"

"Lexi. Lexi Grey."

"Woah, another Grey. You seem to attract Greys, don't you?" Mark said to Derek. Derek didn't even crack a smile.

"Don't talk to me Mark."

Lexi looked closely at all the occupants of the elevator. "See, this is how I see it. You," she pointed to Derek, "used to be good friends with him," she pointed to Mark, "but I'm guessing that a girl got between you." Derek cleared his throat and Mark looked at the floor. Addison turned red. "So I'm betting it was you," Addison looked up and Lexi was looking at her. "You and him," she pointed at Alex. "Yeah, all I have to say about you two is MAJOR SEXUAL TENSION. And that's probably the easiest way to say it. Because I'm guessing you two have a very very complicated relationship. You," she pointed to Izzie, "and you," she pointed to George, "Something happened between you. Its completely obvious. And you," she pointed to Mark, "Don't want to admit it, because you have a thing for miss Redhead and miss Blondie over there. You," she pointed to Callie, "are obviously his wife/girlfriend, and you," she pointed to Christina and Bailey, "have nothing to do with any of this mess. Smart."

Everyone looked at Lexi again, this time in awe. "How did you know that?" Izzie breathed.

"I was going to be a therapist," Lexi answered simply. "Then I changed my major."

"So, wait a minute," Bailey cut in. "Are we saying that everything Lexi said is true?"

The elevator's occupants murmured their agreement.

"Ok," Bailey said, holding up her hands. "Everyone will do this. When I point at you, you'll say how many people in this elevator you have slept with. Just to clear all this crap up."

Everyone groaned.

"You first," she pointed at Izzie.

"Why me?"

"Because I'm hoping your answer is less than Addison's."

"Hey!" Addison looked around.

"That means its one. You've only slept with two of the four men here. We all know that."

Addison looked at the floor. Oops.

"So, Izzie, answer the question."

"One."

Mark glared at Izzie. She shook her head.

Addison even glared at Izzie. If everyone was going to answer truthfully, so was Izzie. "Tell the truth, Stevens."

Izzie glared at her, then said under her breath, "Three."

Everyone looked at her. "WHAT?"

"Wow," Addison whispered. "I expected two, but not three."

Callie looked at George. "Please tell me she slept with Derek. Please."

George looked at the floor.

"George! No!" Callie was desperately holding back tears. "Oh, screw it." she stood up and tried to lunge at Izzie, who backed into the wall.

"We were drunk," George was saying.

"I don't think it matters, George," Addison said calmly, getting up to hold Callie back.

Callie retreated as far away as she could from George and sat in a corner, glaring at everyone.

"Woah." Lexi said.

"So, Addison's turn." Mark said, pointing in her direction.

"Two," she said simply.

"Don't lie."

"Fine. Same as Izzie. Not the same men, I swear."

"You slept with Alex?!" everyone but Alex and Mark were staring at Addison now. Alex and Addison were looking at the floor and Mark was staring resolutely at the wall.

Yeah, its kinda a weird place to end, but whatever. So R&R. :D please