Sakura POV

"I am so sorry Gai-sensei." I muttered to the man in the bed. He had been bed-ridden for a whole day and I know it was killing him. The staff had to strap him to the bed with leather belts and steel chains to keep him in place. Not to mention the nurse accidently gave the man coffee with his breakfast. The last thing the hyper active, overly dramatic sensei needed was caffenine. He tried to push through the nurses to go on a stort 10 mile jog around the village. He was so hyper and ready to move that Gai was literally driving the staff mad.

"It is not your fault, my ..." he trailed off. "You are just showing your youthfullness and grasping at the oppuntunities life has given you" I had no clue what he was talking about. He just kept pulling at the chains, smiling, and jiggling his eyebrows. It was like he could not move his body so he was intentently trying to exercise his face. I almost started busting out laughing. Usually I would be shocked or appaalled by the man's werid behavior, instead I was enjoying the situation.

"I mean, a young lady, such as yourself in the prime of her youth, comes to feel a certain attractiveness in those of the oppoiste sex. I understand that me being the hansome devil that I am, you were taken back by my incrediable good looks and felt the need to fullfill your adolenscent desires. " Gai stated with a sparkle in one eye and an all knowing look. What was he talking about? Who referres to themselves as a "hansome devil"?

He continued "But you see that kind of desire is special. When a man and a women love each other..." OMG... was he trying to talk to be about the birds and the bees. Hell no!

"Um, sensei...I already know about ..."desire" (ha did I just say that?) we had sex ed in school." I managed to say. The nurse came in to check the chains. As it happened he had broken throught a few chain earier that day. The man really wanted to go jogging apparently.

"Then why Sakura do you keep MOLESTING my person!" he asked in an accusing voiced carring a little bit of resentment. It took a second to find the anger in the words. Was he accusing me of coming onto him.? Oh, that just pissed me off. I have even been so mad at a person that quickly in my life, and that is saying something considering I spend all my time with Naruto. The nurse's eye were gaping. I knew my eyes were fuming and I was seconds away from punching the living daylights out of Gai-sensei.

"FOR YOUR IMFORMATION, I would never in a million years "molest your person" had I not had a serious medical condition of which I cannot control!" I yelled. Then I picked up the bed side table to trapple the green man with. Sexy green beast my butt, more like obnoxious mighty goofy looking guy. I through the table. He broke one of his bondages, dodged the table, and somehow manged to get free in like 3 seconds and charged. I pick up the closest object and hit him square in the jaw with it. The "it" happened to be a pillow. Feathers flew everywhere. It looked like it was snowing. His unruly hair had little fuzzy bits all in it and I could swear I swollowed one. Then he did the most surprising thing yet? He burst out laughing very deep and manly.

"Hahahaha...you sure are one spirited girl. You look absolutly rediculious...hahaha"

"Look who is talking." I looked around. It WAS a little rediculious.I started laughing myself. I could not help it, my anger faded. He was contagious, I swear. And here we stood laughing until tears came, me holding the feathery remains of a once nice pillow.

"I am sorry I said what I did. It is just so hard to be the constant epitome of awesomeness trapped in such a way for so long" he smiled, giving me a glimse of his shiny teeth. When the nurse left I though I heard her whisper "weridos" under her breathe, but I just could not find the heart to care.

Gai POV

'Kakashi what brings you to my home on this beautiful day? Did you come challenge me? Like you could beat my awesome ninja skills on a day like this." I stated daringly at Kakashi,
secretly hoping for a challenge.

"No. I wanted to speak to you about Sakura" Kakashi said.

"Can't we have just a little competetion?" I asked making the sadest face I could.

"No." he said in an apathic tone staring lazily at me with an uninterested eye. Gah, my rival was so cool.

"Gai, what exactly is your relationship with Sakura?" Now how to answer this question. I knew that Kakashi was a father figure to Sakura. Me coming out and saying that sometimes I wanted to strip her down and deflower the beautiful thing, especially when she was feeding off of me, did not sound like a good idea. I could not say that she somehow matched me so well and that temper amused me to no end. I dare not say that the dominating control she had over me was doing wonders for my limbido, or that she was tempting me beyound belief with those green eyes. So I sad what I felt to be the only true thing I could say.

"I am pretty sure our realtionship is the same as a carrot and a rabbit" I stated. Picturing in my head a very sexy Sakura rabbit.

"What? That makes no sense at all."

"The women uses me for food. What else do I need to say?"

" I have heard rumors. The nurses, Naruto, and Lee all said that when she bit you, it looked...well...sexual. And then I heard that arousal is one of the side effects for the vampire and the blood source." (Busted...) "So tell me what is really going on. Trust me I won't judge you. I promise. You are my best friend."

"Oh Kakashi..." I cried out man tears flowing from my eyes. "You care so much" I said as a grasped him in a hug so epic waves and a sun set appeared behide us. Kakashi roll his eyes.

"Gai?"

"Yes, best friend"

"Never do that again!" he said very seriously. Mode killer. "So what is you and Sakura's relationship?"

"Oh that...I do not have a clue. It is not like attractive women through themselves at me all the time. Which I don't understand. How could they not want a piece of this awesomeness?
Besides I am sure the medical department will find a solution and we can put his whole thing behind us."

"You like her don't you?" Kakashi asked. I pretended not to know the "her" he was referring to.

"I will race you to the bar my friend. Losers buys drinks and does 1000 push ups!"

"Whatever Gai."