Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. Not Twilight, or Camp Ho, or Camp Echo. :)

Emmett's POV:

The bus smelled like farts.

This isn't at all how I pictured it. I mean, really. Where are the bus songs sang in unison and the gleeful children? As far as I could tell, the kids were all intent on one thing: annoying the hell out of their awesome counselor.

One of the Satan-chilren was kicking the back of my seat. Another was running around with peanut butter on his face. Where on bus did he get peanut butter? It was strictly prohibited!

There were only two girls in the entire group and they looked miserable. I guess they thought what I thought and thought wrong. Poor kids. I went to sit with them, hoping to cheer them up, but their eyes grew wide.

"Hi!" I greeted them, grinning.

"Hello," they said simultaneously and hesitantly. What part of me frightened them? Oh. Perhaps my huge size and intimidating outfit.

Suddenly, one of the girls, the one with the dark hair and light skin, shrieked as she dodged a flying…something or other. Ew. That's pretty nasty, man.

I knew what I had to do. This was my job! I stood at the front of the bus and put my hand on my hip.

"Everybody sit down!" I ordered, humanly loud if I may say so myself.

I saw the shock on all the hooligans' faces, as well as the fright that came with it. They all sat in their seat and waited for further instructions. Oh, the power!

"Okay," I continued, sounding awfully nice again. "So I'm your buddy Emmett." I grinned. "We're gonna be arriving at the super-ific campsite soon, so I want you all to stay in your seats and prepare for the fun-filled fun-fest that awaits us for our fun adventures!"

I saw one of the boys towards the way back giggling.

"Is there something you wanna say, little child?"

"Noooooooooooooooooooo," he answered. "Just that you're WEIRD!"

The kid next to him 'oooooh-ed' as if it were the biggest burn ever.

"Thanks!"

The bus stopped at the wooden sign that read "Camp…Ho?"

"Oh, okay, I see," I murmured to myself as I took out my handy dandy sharpie. I opened the really fat side and wrote the letters 'EC' in large print. "Much better."

Time for fun!

I feel so speedy. I'm updating stuff so fast. Perhaps I'm on a roll...

-ponders-

Probably not, I just have more time on my hands since its the weekend. :D

R&R.