Captain of the guard Fiyero Vs The Wizard
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"Mr. Wizard, where do I begin/We'd have been better if you'd stuck your ass to Nickelodeon/Changing Oz for the better? Please/Without guards like me you'd be down on your hands and knees/Now I know why Elphaba scares you/She's got a BS detector and won't stop till you're through/you're worthless and I believe/you didn't get here by accident, Kan Sas told your ass to leave."
"Does Morrible know the difference between a guard and a turd/She reccommended you, so much for her word/and Kansas didn't ask me to leave/I owned it, just like I own you watch and see/Prince of the vinkus, captain of my guard/If you had half a brain, you'd know I can crush you like glass shards/But don't worry, I can give you a brain/It's the streak of yellow down your back that's gonna leave a stain."
Who won? Who's next! You decide!
AN: This was another request from Queen of the Cliffies! Hey, she's a queen, gotta snap to, right? :)