So much I've gotta do and so little time, I'll try my best to get a new chapter out at least once a day for the next ten chapters. I haven't written ahead or anything and I'm kinda slow at the whole writing thing, so it might happen to get there like a second before midnight. Enjoy
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own One Piece.
"Luffy, put Chopper on the bed, " Nami ordered.
"Ok!" said Luffy as he tossed the poor little reindeer in the direction of the bed.
"LUFFY!" yelled Nami, but it was too late. Chopper's head hit the end of the bed before flopping onto the mattress.
"YOU IDIOT!" Nami bellowed before beating the crap out of 'Captain Idiot.'
"Ri'm sawby," Luffy managed to say despite his swollen, beaten up face.
"Kaya, is he alright?" Nami asked concerned.
"He'll have a nasty bump from hitting the bed and he has a few scratches from hitting the wall, but he should be just fine with some rest," Kaya said.
"That's good," said a relieved Nami.
"Oi, who is the tanuki anyways?" asked a barely awake swordsman.
"I'm a reindeer"
"O, Zoro, well, he's our new nakama!" smiled Luffy. "Zoro? What's that bump on your head? Sanji, you have one too!"
"IT'S A BUMP OF LOVE!~" replied a love-state cook.
"What curly brow means is that his bitch girlfriend hit us because we started fighting," Zoro said as he glared at Nami.
"What did you say about my sweet Nami-swan Marimo?" Sanji asked, gritting his teeth.
"Sanji-kun, just ignore him," Nami commanded.
"YES NAMI-SWAAAAAAAAAAAN!~" said Sanji once again in his love-state.
"Shishishi, I can't believe you got beat up by Nami. Zoro, you must be getting weaker or something, shishishi," said Luffy.
"Look who's talking? You're face looks like a BABOON'S ASS!" Zoro said in an attempt to insult Luffy. However…
"REALLY?" Luffy ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. "SHISHISHISHISHISHI! YOU'RE SO RIGHT ZORO! SHISHISHISHISHI!" Zoro smiled at his friend's idiocy.
"Did someone say something about a baboon's ass?" asked a long-nose young man coming out of another room accompanied by his speedo-wearing friend who posed upon entering the room.
"Yeah, and what's up with the tanuki on the bed?
"I'm a reindeer"
"USOPP! FRANKY! LOOK AT MY FACE!" Luffy exclaimed.
"What do you…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A BABOON'S ASS!" yelled Usopp as he continued to laugh.
"What happened? Did that tanuki do that to you?" Franky asked.
"I'm a reindeer"
"No, Nami did. By the way, he's not a tanuki, he's a reindeer. He's our new nakama!" Luffy said excitedly.
Another door into the room opened and two figures came out.
"Who's our new nakama Captain-san?" said a raven-haired beauty.
"AH! ROBIN-CHWA-" Sanji started to say before Nami hit him on the head again.
"What did I say about flirting with other girls?" Nami said scowling at him before returning her face to normal, kissing his head, and sitting on his lap.
"SORRY NAMI-SWAN! I SHALL NEVER STRAY AGAIN!"
Luffy's face twitched, then he looked up at Robin and smiled. "HE IS!" He said happily pointing at Chopper.
"AHHHHHHH! A DEAD TANUKI IN MY BED!" screamed a skeleton dressed in gentleman's clothing.
"I'M NOT A TANUKI!" Chopper yelled as he jumped out of the bed and starting biting Brook's leg bone.
"AHHHHHHHHH! ZOMBIE TANUKI! I'm going to die from rabies! Even though I have already died, Yohohohoho!"
"Skeleton-san, I think that's actually a reindeer," Robin said as she stared at Chopper. "Am I right?"
"YES! SOMEONE GETS IT!" Chopper exclaimed. "Huh? Where am I? What happened? AHHH! Who are all of you?"
"CHOPPER! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Luffy said sounding astonished.
"Of course he's alive you idiot, he was never in danger of dying in the first place. However, you're a different story if you keep saying stupid stuff like that," Nami threatened.
"Shishishi," Luffy laughed.
"Luffy? AHHH! PEOPLE!" Chopper yelled as he hid behind Luffy the wrong way.
"Ummmm…I think you're not doing that quite right," said Usopp.
"Aww, what a cutie," said Robin who smiled at Chopper.
Chopper blushed a little. "These are your nakama Chopper," Luffy said smiling. "The long nose guy over there is Usopp, he lies a lot!"
"Oi oi," Usopp muttered waving his hand.
"And the pervert next to him is Franky. HE'S A CYBORG!"
"AWESOME! REALLY?" Chopped said, his eyes turned into stars.
"Yes, all that is true, except that pervert part." That last part he said glaring at Luffy.
"And the guy you were biting is Brook, he's a LIVING SKELETON!"
"EHHHHH!" Chopper took a good look at Brook this time and realized he really was a living skeleton. He began to back away a little.
"Sorry I mistook you for a tanuki, for you see, I have no eyes. YOHOHOHO, SKULL JOKE!"
Chopper tried to hold it in, but, along with Luffy, he busted out laughing. "Yeah, he's not only funny, but he plays music too!"
"COOL!"
Brook would have blushed from being praised had he had to cheeks. (YOHOHOHOHO, SKULL JOKE!)
"And the girl next to him is Robin. SHE'S REALLY SMART!"
"Thank you Captain-san," Robin said quite pleased her captain thinks so highly of her.
"Oh, is that a book?" said Chopper noticing the fairly large book that Robin was carrying under her arm.
"Why yes. We have a fully equipped library here in the hideout. Do you like books Reindeer-san?"
"YES!" Chopper said with a huge smile.
"Yeah, and Usopp and Franky have a workshop where they have a ton of cool stuff to play with!"
"EHHHHH!" Chopper's smile steadily getting bigger.
"Anyways, that orange-haired girl is Nami. She's kinda boss-eeww-nevermind, she's AWESOME!" Luffy quickly changed his description as he felt Nami's dagger eyes aimed right at his neck.
"It's nice to meet you Chopper," said Nami sweetly.
"You too," is what Chopper said, however, "She's SCARY!" is what he was thinking.
"And the guy she's sitting on is Sanji and he makes the BEST food!"
"How do you do Emergency Food Supply?" Sanji said with a smirk.
"Good and y-EHHHHH!" Chopper said scared for his life.
"Just kidding Chopper, relax," Sanji reassured him.
Chopper breathed a sigh of relief not to end up in some delicious dish. "The girl who made sure you didn't die is Kaya. Huh? Where did she go?"
"Oh, she said she got a text from Vivi so she went to go pick her up in the Mini Merry." Luffy's heart started to beat faster after hearing her name.
"Oh, OK!" Luffy smiled ear to ear. "But that's Zoro over there in the corner sleeping."
"Huh? What is it morning?" Zoro said sleepily.
"IT'S THE AFTERNOON!" yelled everyone except Luffy who just laughed.
"Did Zoro fall asleep again?" said a voice coming up the stairs. Luffy felt his heart beating faster.
"Usopp, here are the keys to the Mini Merry, oh, are you awake Mr. Reindeer?" said a beautiful young blond girl.
"Thanks Kaya, oh, by the way, Chopper this is Kaya, she's my girlfriend!" said Usopp proudly. "She's the one who fixed you up. Don't even think about asking her out."
"I wasn't. Oh, you bandaged me? Are you training to be a doctor too?" Chopped asked.
"Yeah, you want to be a doctor too? Guess we'll have a lot of the same classes then." She smiled.
"Yeah," Chopper smiled back.
"Vivi, what are you doing down there?" Nami yelled down the stairs, knowing full well she was checking how her hair looked. Nami smirked deviously.
"COMING!"
Chopper turned to look at the stairs and saw a beautiful, blue-haired girl with a soft, caring face and an aura of kindness emanating from her. Chopper and Luffy gulped and blushed.
"Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late, oh, umm, hey Luffy," she smiled.
Luffy blushed and smiled ear-to-ear. "Hey Vivi!" It took him a second to remember what was happening and then said, "Oh, Vivi, meet our new nakama Chopper. Chopper this is Vivi, she's a princess! A real one!"
"It's a pleasure to meet you Chopper!" Vivi said as she directed her smile at him.
"She's so pretty," Chopper thought. "Hi!"
Now all the nakama have finally gathered, let the fun begin!
I hope this chapter is all right. And like I said I end up submitting only a few minutes before midnight. Lol. Please read and review. I know I seemed to be nagging about that. I even find myself annoying sometimes. I only wish to make the story better for you, the reader. Hope you enjoyed Chapter 3!