-They always go to Goode.

"And there it was… Goode High School."

*How about George Washington High School OR how's about Justin Time High School?!

(I have recently been informed that Goode High is no longer 'cool'. I still hate it though. Thanks Sebastian M.!)

-Annabeth surprises Percy at Goode Fanfics.

*There are so many things wrong with those:

) Annabeth is not SO perfect that Percy's friends should have a hard time believing she's real!

) Percy is not SO hot that Annabeth has to LITERALLY beat up some girls for him. Sheesh.

) They always hook up in the end (snore)

) Percy is on the swim team

) Thalia, Nico, Rachel, or some other known demigod is there with Percy

) The F***king demigod that they are looking for is PERCY'S FRIEND! (And they still couldn't find her)

Or

) All of Percy's friends are demigods. (-_-)

) The "Then why can't you call her is she is real?" line and then when Percy says: "She can't exactly use her phone." Or "She doesn't have a phone."

*Eh. That's all I can think of at this point. It's too painful to look at more of these Fanfics.

-Reyna and/or Rachel and/or Drew is a wh*re/psychopathic popular girl.

"And then I saw Drew/Reyna/Rachel the queen b*tch of the school."

*Shheshhhh. ByegfrsinwiEFUBIUFBUFGBHI! GET A LIFEEEEE! ($.$)

-The characters are SO exact and precise that you may as well have just read the original book.

" 'I'm supersized McShizzle!' yelled Leo. Piper smacked him upside the head. 'Repair boy.' "

*… \(°•°)/ WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

-Normal schools don't teach:

) Mythology

) Greek

) Latin

) Architecture

) Sword Fighting

) AND ALL THOSE OTHER CORSES I CAN'T REMEMBER BUT DO NOT EXIST ON MY SCHEDULE!

*Have these people ever even gone to a real school. That would be a great book. Book characters try and survive in the real world.

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED (NUMEROUS TIMES, ACCTUALLY) THAT SOME SCHOOLS TEACH LATIN AND GREEK. WHATEVER. SORRY. SUE ME.

INTRODUCING...

REALITY!

STARRING:

) Fangirls

) People who read PJO and HoO

) Real Teachers

) People who know they're fictional characters from a book

) Courses that exist

AND SO MUCH MORE REAL WORLD DRAMA!

-Schedules.

"…then we compared schedules.

Thalia L. Grace

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Skydiving- Devill

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3345

Annabeth M. Chase

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Architecture- Minerva

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3344

Percy O. Jackson

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Swim Instruction- Possiden

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3346

Jason B. Grace

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Law & Order- Zuezs

Free Period

Latin- S. PeQuRe

LOCKER: 3343

Piper A. McLean

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Creative Writing- O'Venuse

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3342

Leonardo J. Valdez

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Technology- Gurral

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3341

Hazel G. Levesque

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Rocks and Minerals- Cononica

Free Period

Latin- S. PeQuRe

LOCKER: 3347

Frank F. Zhang

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Animal Education- McPupp

Free Period

Latin- S. PeQuRe

LOCKER: 3348

Rachel E. Dare

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Fortune Telling- Gypssy

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3349

Calypso O. Titan

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Lost Cities- Atlaas

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3352

Nicola B. D'Angelo

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: Ancient Death Rituals- Hadezz

Free Period

Greek- Brunner

LOCKER: 3350

Reyna P. Avila Ramirez-Arellano

Mythology- McGregor

Math- Dodds

English- Blofis

Science- Jeromes

Social Studies- Mayflower

Lunch

Elective: History of the Mediterranean- Belone

Free Period

Latin- S. PeQuRe

LOCKER: 3351

'Yay!' exclaimed Leo, 'we all have the same classes; except for some languages and electives.' Then we all headed to Mythology. "

STOPPPPPPPPPP!

*Did you skip over all of that? I always do. I hate reading schedules. Ugh. Do I even need to mention the clichés like: Math-Dodds or English- Blofis? SO overused. (Did you see their electives? HAHA! I've seriously seen messed up schist like that!)

Note: Middle Names (In case you were wondering what those middle initials stood for)

-Thalia Lovley Grace

-Annabeth Minerva Chase (SO overused!)

-Percy Orion Jackson (Also overused)

-Jason Blythe Grace

-Piper Alexandria McLean

-Leonardo Juan Valdez

*I hate seeing this ^^^ HIS NAME IS LEO! GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!

-Hazel Gold Levesque

-Frank Fishy Zhang

- Rachel Elizabeth Dare (SORRY! I just felt like this was the right thing to do…)

- Calypso Ogygia Titan (Yes…that's how it's spelt)

- Nicola Bianca D'Angelo

*SERIOUSLYY? ^^ HIS NAME IS NICO!

- Reyna Praetor Avila Ramirez-Arellano

ANYWAY…. MOVING ON… ALSO...

-Having Mr. Brunner, Mr. Blofis, Mrs. Dodds as a teacher

"So 1st period is Mr. Blofis' English Class, 2nd period is Mr. Brunner's Latin class, and 3rd period is Mrs. Dodds' math class."

-Character Descriptions are always the same and look like the author got them right out of the book.

"...stormy gray eyes, perfect tan, blonde princess curls..."

*snore

That's all for today! I'll add more when I see them! BYEEEE!

Jasper and Flying,

Lizzie