Bri's POV (Warning: Spoiler those who have not yet seen Shippuuden's Kakuzu and Hidan arc.)

If you put Bri in a room alone with a killer frog, that would be torture. If you forced her to say something stupid in front of people, that would be torture. But nothing could possibly compete with being stuck helping her least favorite Naruto character.

Sure, Suka gets to hang out with one of her crushes. She gets to hang out with Dead-Eye and Sushi. But Bri gets stuck with the "Zombie Brothers." She hated the grey- haired nuisance, and the Old-Man creeped her out. So when Bri had to walk behind them during the walk to wherever Kakuzu's bounty was, it took every ounce of self-control not to run to the Leaf Village.

"Hey, Kakuzu," Bri said. "What bounty are you looking for anyway?"

"Why do you care, Bri___?" asked Hidan. (Just for those who don't get the joke, he just put the r in my name into the cuss word he was calling me before.)

"I was asking Kakuzu, not you, Hidan!"

"Both of you shut up," said Kakuzu. "Why can't you two get along for one minute?"

"This little Bri___ has been acting like I'm a piece of s___ from the moment she arrived! She keeps ticking me off for no reason!"

Bri looked to the ground and stopped. "I do have a reason, Hidan." Hidan stopped and looked at her for a moment. Bri looked into Hidan's eyes with a cool and hated-filled look in her eye (Just imagine Sasuke or Itachi's eyes). "In three years from now, you will do something unforgivable. In three years from now you will attack my friend's teacher. Then you will attempt to murder my friend. That is why I hate you, Hidan." Then Bri smirked and walked past the confused Jashinist. "Pity, if it weren't for that, I would actually ignore you dirty-mouth and tolerate you."

"What do you mean by that?" Bri just kept walking and laughed. "Tell me what the f___ do you mean by that?!"

Suka's POV (Warning: Tiny spoiler for Hunt for Itachi arc)

"Oh my god! Itachi-kun! You are so cool! So cool, so handsome, so strong! Way better than that b_____, Sasuke!" Suka said when she grouped up with Itachi and Kisame. Suka hugged Itachi like he was a teddy bear instead of a S-rank missing-nin. Kisame even responded a little when he was being completely ignored.

"What? No compliments for me?" said the sharp-toothed ninja. "What am I, invisible or something?"

Suka looked at Kisame without releasing Itachi from his hug. "No, you're not exactly my favorite Akatsuki member. And you're not invisible; it's just that Suigetsu-kun said he would serve you as shark-fin soup, so that's what I see you as."

"Ha. Suigetsu, eh? Remind me to put that kid in a cup later, Itachi."

The Uchiha looked at the girl hugging his waist. "Can you get off now?"

"No, Itachi-kun! And I know you can't threaten me because you're a good boy!"

Itachi looked at Suka right in the eye with the Sharingan. Suka froze and her hug loosened a little. "Get off." Suka, without noticing, obeyed Itachi.

"You have pretty eyes..." Suka said to the man glaring down at her.

Kisame laughed. "Wow, that's a first. 'You have pretty eyes' should be changed to 'You have deadly eyes.'"

Sorry if this was too short. I couldn't think of something else to put.