Accents.
"Why do yah talk so funny?" Kili asked once I tried to finish explaining how I ended up with the tolls.
"Excuse me?" I asked raising an eyebrow. I do not TALK funny. Perhaps I have a maritime 'accent' but it was nowhere near that bad. People could understand what I say.
"Your voice, sounds different." He said after a while" Like nothing I've ever heard before"
"It's rude to ask" I grumbled before resigning myself to my first explaination" I talk funny because I'm from Canada."
"Canada?" Dwalin asked "Where in middle earth is that?" The older Dwarf asked. So he finally got someone's foot out of his back.
"In respects to here, no idea" I sighed shaking my head.
"What's it like?" Ori asked getting far too close to me for my personal comfort.
"Well, it snows… a lot. " I thought "Like most times, it's either really cold, or really snowy."I smiled as I moved to stretch out my back, landing on a rock was never fun
"Then why are you dressed like that if it is so cold?" Thorin grumbled. If he had to be any of the seven dwarfs and I Snow, he would be grumpy. "It's doesn't look very warm" Yes. Definitely grumpy!
"because it's warm in the house" I sighed shooting him a dirty look " It's not like I live in an igloo."
"Igloo?" Bofur asked looking at me curiously
"A house made of ice" I smiled softly, Bofur was such a sweetie.
"So people actually live in it?" Kili asked stupidly. Seriously, I could have fun with this one.
"Yup. And everything we own is made by ice. All the furniture." I grinned wickedly. He looked at me confused.
"Whatdo they do in the summer?" He asked curiously.
"Oh then we build a house out of the mud" I tried to hold back a snicker. And he looked at me so amazed. After a few minutes I decided to stop joking "And did you know that the world gullible isn't in the dictionary?" I asked, and giggle coming from my friend.
" What's a dictionary?" Fili spoked up. This was the one time I actually smacked my own forehead. Oi!