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"Harrison!"
A girl barrelled into the teenager's abdomen in excitement.
"How's it going? Have you got a job? Are you staying? I miss you LOTS! And look, you brought Xan-chan with you too!"
Kai squealed in excitement or maybe she was just high on caffeine, her breath did suspiciously smell like coffee, or was that sugar….
Tsuna and the gang stared up at the newcomer with curiousness and slight apprehension as well as wariness. It had already been established that Kai brought trouble with her everywhere… well she didn't, but it could be a coincidence that she knew all of them, could it? But the person Kai was hugging was kinda good looking …. Tsuna and Gokudera blushed, Yamamoto laughed, albeit slightly dazed, Murkuro 'kufufufued' like the creepy pervert he was, Ryohei had already ran off to train and Kyoya, well, he was kinda glaring at the 'unknown' and 'possible threat' to his precious Namimori, but, is that a tinge of pink I see? Then there was ever innocent Chrome looking at everyone else in confusion.
"Kai, I missed you too, but please, refrain from trying to anger boss man here. He already has anger issues, and I'll probably have to deal with them. Besides, you're looking pretty fine yourself." Add a wink, and hey presto, we have Harrison getting his arse kicked. Badly. By a little girl. Who was eating cake. And the Varia laughed their arses off at the seemingly strong assassin pleading for forgiveness while being chased around by a little girl. Kai, being as lazy as a concussed sloth, eventually got bored and sat down and continued eating (stealing from other people's bentos).
Mammon, being the only one who was here for money, decided to remind their boss that they ere here for a purpose. They clearly forgot as the rest of the Varia were teasing Harrison about being useless against a puny little girl (this was said by Squalo). And the reminder was met well. Well no one was killed…
"Hey, trash, give me the rings, you're not needed as the next boss of the Vongola."
Tsuna stared at Xanxus in fear and reached towards the chain around his neck.
Click
"Dame-Tsuna, if you try to give that chain to him, I will shoot you right now."
"N-no Reborn, p-put the gun down, we can t-talk about this."
At this point, Kai decided to step in. "Sorz guys, the useless idiot, Iemitsu just sent word that Nono issued some letter thingy with a flame so it's valid. Xan-chan can't attack Tsuna until ZE RING BATTLES!"
Everyone just stared at Kai as if she was an idiot.
The Varia glared at the tense brats on the roof top.
"Trash, we will return and I will be Vongola Decimo."
"Voi! You heard Boss, I'll become the Rain guardian."
"Ushi-shi-shi-shi, the prince shall make your blood flow."
"Bossu, I will follow you to the ends of the Earth and get the lighting ring of Vongola."
"Mou, Ryohei honey, wait for me!"
"Boss, I want a raise."
Harrison was now in an Emo corner rocking back and forth sullenly, "Kai doesn't like me.", depressed aura in full blast. The Varia just tried to ignore the extreme weirdness and disappeared while still 'talking' and left Harrison behind. Yep. They ditched him. You can't really blame them. Kai just heartlessly looked around and went, "Anyone still have food?"
Tsuna was confused, until he looked around and saw that all lunch items had mysteriously disappeared. Wait. There were wrappers and stacks of empty bentos next to a figure. Kai had eaten everything. Everything. What. The. Heck. Their food was gone.
Everyone sweat dropped as Harrison let out another whimper of nonsense. Then the bell went for the end of lunch. They just went to class.