Previously on Diana or Bam!
Biana: WAIT! I just realized that we can have our "mystery activity" during dinner! We're doing...BOY TALK!
And now the next chapter!
Sophie: Oh no...
Marella: Oh yes! GOSSIPING!
Linh: Boy talk?
Biana: Yes, we talk about our crushes and who we ship!
Alden: *walks into the kitchen* Hi honey! Whats for diner... *sees the girls talking about boys* On second thoughts *sprints out of the kitchen*
Della: *facepalms*
Biana: As we all know I have two boys fighting over me.
Marella: And I get the one leftover.
Biana: Exactly!
Marella: But i'm okay with that cause I don't know who to chose either.
Sophie: I have indecision too!
*all stare at Sophie*
Sophie: What?
Linh: You-
Marella: You-
Biana: You-
Della: You-
Entire World: You-
All: YOU CHOSE KEEFE!
Sophie: Oh yeah. But I understand indecision
Biana: Anyway, I think that we should create a pros and cons list for each boy!
Linh: Isn't that sort of, I don't know...WEIRD?
Sophie and Marella: Yeah.
Biana: No it's not!
*All roll eyes*
Sophie: Fine.
Biana: YES! I'll go get some paper! *Leaves*
Linh: *sighs*
Biana: I'm ba-ack!
Marella: *facepalms*
Biana: Tam has great bangs!
Sophie: But Dex is better with technology and can make cool things!
Marella: Tam can control shadowflux. Which is really cool!
Biana: I-I CAN'T DECIDE!
*All facepalm*
Let's see what's going on at guys night! Note: Tam just exploded into salt if you didn't remember.
Fitz: Omg. Did we kill him?
Keefe: Nah. He's fine.
Dex: Should I call my mom?
Fitz: Um...guys? *points at the salt pile*
*Tam emerges from the salt*
Keefe: What is this?
Dex: Tam?
Tam: Fear not my friends! I am Tam the SALT PHOENIX!
Juline: What happened?
Dex: I-I don't know!
Tam: They just realized my salt powers.
Fitz: So you have many powers too!
Tam: Yep!
Fitz: WHY CAN"T I JUST BE SPECIAL!
Tam: Calm down child.
Fitz: I am older than you!
Tam: I. Don't. Care. Anyway, saltiness is not an elvin power, you can be salty too!
Fitz: Really!
Tam: Yeah! All you have to do is break up with Sophie and go die in a hole!
Keefe: YES! PLEASE DO IT!
Fitz: *being oblivious to what is really happening* O.K. I shall tell her tomorrow!
Dex: Really? I thought you liked her?
Fitz: Well I do... but I must have MORE POWERS!
Keefe: Fitz, how do you think Sophie will react?
Dex: She'll kill him.
Fitz: NO SHE WON"T DECK!
Entire Population:*Gasps* YOU CALLED HIM DECK!
Dex: ATTACK!
*Fandom attacks Fitz*
Yeeeeaaaahhhh. I really do love torturing Fitz. Anyway that's all I have time for. Shout out to A very obsessed fangirl because somehow she survived final exams. REVIEW PEOPLES! Yeah I need to stop byeeee!